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HealthRe: What Fruits Can I Take? by omena555(f): 4:19pm On Sep 20, 2007
i am not a nutritionist but i shd think that any fruit in season will do.
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To My Married Boss by omena555(f): 4:03pm On Sep 20, 2007
@ poster, imagine u were married already and one pretty girl who works with/for your husband suddenly confides in u that she's crazy about your husband and that u should advice her on what to do!

tell me, what will u do?? what will u say to her?? huh

ok, the same thing u will say or do to the pretty young girl is my advice to u in this situation of yours.

(remember - what u sow is what u will reap. u go marry one day oh! then it will be your turn to know how e dey be!)  cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters by omena555(f): 1:30pm On Sep 20, 2007
So who's gonnna sue the devil?? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Black Eye by omena555(f): 11:07am On Sep 20, 2007
whatever! 
Better dont overdo things to the point where u start actually practicing them.
CareerRe: Sleep With My Boss Or My Resignation? by omena555(f): 10:55am On Sep 20, 2007
Whether he's single or double, handsome or ugly, i will put in my resignation immediately. The God who provided that job for me in the first place will give me another one. And even if there were no other job on the face of the earth, i will still put in my resignation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of Nairalanders by omena555(f): 8:17am On Sep 20, 2007
OMG!  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i have been  laughing since i resumed work today! And guess why?

Becos this thread has become the exact opposite of what the original poster intended it to be!  cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ok, please lets put an end to all this.

@diva - be nice ok

@aloib - be good

@wham - stop crying ok

@the rest of us - we are already nice and good (abi?) wink  cheesy

I love u all. Have a great day.  grin
HealthRe: Dry Lips by omena555(f): 8:05am On Sep 20, 2007
let me add too that there is need for a balanced diet.

i forgot to ask? do u smoke? if yes, then, i bet ur lips will continue to be dry!

cheers!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of Nairalanders by omena555(f): 5:09pm On Sep 19, 2007
@aloib or whatever u are called, i checked the link u put there and so?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for all i care, i see no big deal in that drawing. its obvious u've got no single sense of humor and that goes for diva too. by the way, are u fulfilled now after calling us studpid? next time u don't know what to say, u just shut the hell up! Bush babe like u!
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Explain This by omena555(f): 4:21pm On Sep 19, 2007
@Aiphie thats a pure lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! infact u dont pray at all.
Jokes EtcRe: Black Eye by omena555(f): 4:16pm On Sep 19, 2007
Clemsykul! ur replies make me want to believe u are a teenager!
Jokes EtcRe: Demonstrate You Laughs Here by omena555(f): 4:11pm On Sep 19, 2007
its a pity mine cannot be expressed in words undecided
FoodRe: A New Name For Moi Moi Please: by omena555(f): 2:23pm On Sep 19, 2007
the english name for moi moi is beans pudding. but i doubt if the seller will understand what u are ordering for. so, since u no wan fall your hand, u fit write moi moi for small piece of paper and give it to the seller to read by herself.
[s]again, the seller and the pretty girls around may think u are deaf and dumb[/s]
i hope i've been able to help u .  grin
HealthRe: Dry Lips by omena555(f): 1:47pm On Sep 19, 2007
@poster, your problem is a simple one. just do the following:

1) get a lip balm (it sells for just N100) and use it all the time. they have nice flavors (lip balm oh, not lip gloss)
2) just before going to bed, apply a thick layer of vaseline on your lips.
3) avoid rubbing your tongue on your lips, that is using saliva, by the time the saliva dries up, it makes your lips dry

just do the above especially the vaseline at night. the above worked for me because i had this problem before. but now i have no problem even during the dry season.  cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Obj In Examination Class by omena555(f): 1:03pm On Sep 19, 2007
@poster, what makes u so sure that obj is cheating in that pixhuh it cld be the exams proper has not yet started and he's just making sure he has all the materials ready!
Jokes EtcRe: I'm Confused by omena555(f): 12:23pm On Sep 19, 2007
hmm! case of who stole the meat from the cooking pot!
Christianity EtcRe: If U Have One Question To Ask God, Wat Will It Be? by omena555(f): 11:20am On Sep 19, 2007
@lafile and @larriederm
that is the very question! why does God love me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Inland Bank ( Cv ) by omena555(f): 8:54am On Sep 19, 2007
I guess u cld go to any of their branches with hardcopy of ur cv and ask if u cld drop it with them. if u're lucky, they may collect it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oceanicbank Second Round Test by omena555(f): 8:27am On Sep 19, 2007
u just told us that u wrote the test in july! so what other info do u need? we shd be asking u how the test is going to be, dont u think so?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of Nairalanders by omena555(f): 8:02am On Sep 19, 2007
@naija_diva whats all this forming forhuh!!! undecided someone calls u my dear, u dont know him and he doesnt know u, so whats biting u! na wa. simply say thank u and spare us ur family story!
Jokes EtcRe: Na Ur Papa Buy Am ? by omena555(f): 4:56pm On Sep 18, 2007
OMG! wonders will never end on nairaland. i'm almost chocking with laughter
RomanceRe: Couple Divorces After Online Affair With Each Other by omena555(f): 3:52pm On Sep 18, 2007
This is really interesting! grin Sad though sad
Jokes EtcRe: Unlocking The Car by omena555(f): 2:31pm On Sep 18, 2007
that guy sabi work well well oh! grin grin
RomanceRe: Heartbroken And Need Advice by omena555(f): 2:13pm On Sep 18, 2007
kaydkay:
You guys are just saying it like its easy! My Bothas and Sistas ITS NOT DAT EASY TO MOVE ON!

IT CAN BE DONE BUT IT TAKES TIIME AND EFFORT!!!
u have just said it! yes its not easy but then it takes effort. the poster has to be ready to make the effort and strenght will come for her to move on and complete it. God will not come down from heaven and carry her out of the relationship! but if she stays there, she'll keep getting hurt while the guy in question is moving on and having the nice time of his life. Once again i say, move on plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
EducationRe: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by omena555(f): 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2007
Welllllllllllllllllllllllll, i cant remember doing anything bad in school oh. serious. i was a very good and quiet girl. and still am. smiley
RomanceRe: Heartbroken And Need Advice by omena555(f): 12:02pm On Sep 18, 2007
@poster, no guy is worth u killing urself! u say he has a girlfriend, then what in God's name are u doing in his househuh?!!!! are u hoping that he will propose marriage to u? if for instance u guys even get married, can u cope with all his habits and all u've been complaining abt? NO NO NO.
i know u are afraid of being alone. but girl, pls come out of this relationship (it seems u'r the only one in the relationship anyway!) , clear ur head properly, take time to let ur heart heal, and u'll be ready for someone better. pls put urself together ok. its not the end of the world. it happens everyday.  smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Thank You Seun For by omena555(f): 2:48pm On Sep 17, 2007
Pls why was a ban placed on u?
Jokes EtcRe: Enjoy by omena555(f): 1:07pm On Sep 17, 2007
lol
OMG! these are rib cracking jokes.
Jokes EtcRe: Wife's New Year Resolution by omena555(f): 12:53pm On Sep 17, 2007
lol I say a big Amen.
Jokes EtcRe: U Gat 2 Give Me An Answer by omena555(f): 12:21pm On Sep 17, 2007
@poster, sebi u dey find u wan join u do bad thing. wink
Anyway the answer is nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jokes EtcRe: The Ungrateful Husband by omena555(f): 4:25pm On Sep 14, 2007
hahahahahahahhahaha
can u imagine!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fbank Id No, Pls Help by omena555(f): 12:43pm On Sep 14, 2007
first of all, from the home page , click on executive trainee interview, read the information until u get to where u'll be told "click here" then on the page that is displayed, u'll see where u can click on to retrieve ur confirmation number. u do that and u'll know what follows. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Catarrh-straw-phy by omena555(f): 8:29am On Sep 14, 2007
tessybaby:
@ Omena555
but the heading was well spelt. u wouldn't have read it naaaaa
but the way are u pregnent? if yes who is responsible,
wink
@tessybaby, yes im pregnant. And since u want to know who's responsible, i think its high time u know - ur boyfriend is responsible! cheesy

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