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A young couple just got married and the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.

"Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love,
gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with an unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, even if it's a life sentence, the Prisoner would get a parole”

I beg, 3 gbosa for the poster. U too dey
This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So God help u guys!

I love the old MTN advert - "when are u gonna give me ur number_ _ _ _"

This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

How abt this - One girl must carry bele

Oh my God! My stomach! I think im gonna throw up. Pls dont do this again.

Nigeria too dey jo! i beg carry goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A very big congratulations to u. When ur time has come, noone and nothing can stop u.

@Migines, the riddle didnt say u can ask only one question, it says u can ask one robot one question. that is not more that one question for robot A and not more than one for robot B. So since u already know that there are 2 robots in the room, the first logical question to ask any of the robots is "How many robots are here?" The answer to that question tells u which is the lying robot or the truthful one. Then u go ahead and ask the other robot which doors leads to freedom. Just think abt it, u'll see.

I believe that is why the poster is asking. To be sure if its true or not.

layi:
Its very simple. Ask ROBOT A a question. How many robots r here? If he says 2,you'll know that ROBOT B will lie. So just ask the ROBOT B " is this the room that leads to freedom?". If he says yes, just know its the other room.
Vice versa.

Very simple.

that is absolutely corect. i agree totally.

I recently got this piece below from a friend. Read on,

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.


Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night  and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them_ _ _ _ _ _ _    

I recently got this piece below from a friend. Read on,

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.


Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them_ _ _ _ _ _ _ 

@poster, u sure got me! This is exactly the same thing i did in one other thread and the lovely people here started abusing me oh. I know they meant the reverse of all they said sha.

But truely ehn, e go for betta if dem really drive u commot for house oh! at least i go for see gist talk today.

@momor, welllllllllllllllll, as at the last time i checked, i was still a lady

mormor:
WHY IS IT THERE IS 7TH APRIL, AM WORIED DOES MEANS NO ONE OF APRIL ESPECIALLY 7TH,THE WHO DAY

dont worry, i can change my date to 7th april if u want me to. anything to make u happy

June 35th. anybody pls?

hey, u all shd take it easy nowwwwwwwwwww, abi una never forget something b4
dont worry sha, i will soon remember.

happy birthday!!! i hope rice and stew will be very plenty oh? just let me know when its ready to be served, i no dey miss that kind thing oh . as the food sweet reach na im go determine which present i go give u (but after eating oh)
cheers!!!

i sent someone there this morning to help me drop mine in the head branch here in benin but was told collection closed this morning!

Pls is the test for Bsc or Ond holders?

what's the big deal?? happens everyday. do u know how many guys hav done same thing to ladies infact, a guy ones left me for his former girlfriend!!! guess what is good for the goose , is good for the g, ,

dj4wealth:
Bishop Weeks II his wife outside the Hotel building stomping and kicking her on the floor only to be separated by an ordinary hotel attendant.

Fire is going done.

@dj4wealth , pls where did u get this new from? im interested in the details oh. by the way, is bishop weeks no the husband of juanita bynum? i beg make u reply oh!

I have a better idea . u all shd drop ur bank account balances and a blank cheque (signed off course) with me, better still courier it to me, i'll send my address to u later. i guarantee u will get a job with first bank after doing that.

NB
i know sey some mumu pple don start to consider the idea oh!

the fact that one is trying to express himself doesnt mean that he shd start using such foul language and writing as if he's fighting with us! till now, i still cant make sense from all the sentences he put together! there's just no way u are going to make pple see reasons with u when ur manner of presentation and approach is not only very poor but also very rupulsive and irritating. pls give ur friend this advice.

How come ur firm is using yahoo.com??
u mean u guys dont have a website
sounds childish to me,
to get work no be by all means oh!