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Properties › Re: Consumers To Pay N450,000 For Bypassing Meters – NERC by omenka(m): 5:47am On Oct 03, 2017

And what would be the penalty for the thieving companies who give their customers arbitrary estimated bills when they are yet to install metres?

Yeye dey ooze.

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Politics › Re: Different Arewa Communities In Anambra State Endorsed Gov Obiano 2nd Tenure by omenka(m): 8:20pm On Oct 02, 2017

legitnow:
Igbos have no probem with each other. Nnamdi Kanu will even participate in Anambra election.

The problem is crazy people like u that is making dem want to exit Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Different Arewa Communities In Anambra State Endorsed Gov Obiano 2nd Tenure by omenka(m): 8:10pm On Oct 02, 2017

These guys just want the "akpu eating, okpa chewing, eba swallowing, palm wine drinking dilector pig" to die of heart attack in his crate cheesy

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Politics › Re: Phyno Performs At Obiano's Re-Election Flag-Off In Awka (Photos) by omenka(m): 7:12pm On Oct 02, 2017

patrick89:
Cockroach can never be our nightmare. in Anambra we have a staunch love for our state. During National anthem people were just standing and talking, but during Anambra anthem. you needed to see the passion! Anambra is very safe under Obiano. we want him back. we don't need your opinion. is that hard to understand? Obiano is a member of ipob too oya kill your miserable self...

You are a Wawa Jew from Abia. Are you saying you are ashamed of your identity? cheesy

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Pictured With British Prime Minister by omenka(m): 7:08pm On Oct 02, 2017

stebell:
Omenka, sarrki and the rest of them BMC, can you atleast show us a pix you took with baba go slow.

Reno, we the 5%ters love you.

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Politics › Re: Biafra: Kanu Lawyer Slams Orji Uzor Kalu, You're A Drowning Man by omenka(m): 7:02pm On Oct 02, 2017

Jetleeee:
I actually replied Omenka's post yesterday, but I was banned by the anti-spam thing

As per memes, e don tey wey I post memes oh. I had one in preparation for October 1st but I never saw any ultimatum-related thread on FP so I didn't use it.

This is it. The twerking piglet

https://s1.postimg.org/7f4i0b7e8v/VSm_Af_NB.gif

Rotflmao!

Bros, please make me a meme with this below. Something like the piglet calling on world bodies and bambiala to come to their aid. grin

Meanwhile, Soludo is speaking now! Erection mustú hold in Anambala! grin

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Politics › Re: Phyno Performs At Obiano's Re-Election Flag-Off In Awka (Photos) by omenka(m): 6:53pm On Oct 02, 2017

tsdarkside:
why do you people dislike omenka so much?....

he is right...thunda fire ipob!!...

I'm their worst nightmare. grin

But you know what, I cause them untold pains and misery even without lifting a finger.

If you ask me, I'd say they can go eat dirt and slam their heads on the ground in a decrepit abattoir a million times like their cowardly piggy leader once did, I couldn't care less. grin

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Politics › Re: Phyno Performs At Obiano's Re-Election Flag-Off In Awka (Photos) by omenka(m): 6:43pm On Oct 02, 2017

GavelSlam:
You can tell the people are relieved.

Kanu's action affected businesses and dampened morale generally.

Honestly. Imagine those terrorists once had the nerve to chase the gentleman out of his church and bragged about it. cheesy

Make dem come make noise again if dem born dem well. grin

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Politics › Re: Massive Crowd At APGA Flag Off Today In Awka by omenka(m): 6:24pm On Oct 02, 2017

obyrich:
Stop deceiving yourself. The crowd is rented. Ask anybody who is a civil servant in Anambra about the text message they received this morning. I won't say much.

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Politics › Re: Phyno Performs At Obiano's Re-Election Flag-Off In Awka (Photos) by omenka(m): 5:48pm On Oct 02, 2017

GavelSlam:
So erection dey for Anambala.

Kanu in his lonely crate right now. . cheesy

The fool be like: "but I told my piglets erection mustú notu hold in Anambala state, Biafla rand naw". cheesy

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Politics › Re: How True Is This? by omenka(m): 5:26pm On Oct 02, 2017

Drnice:
No one is quarreling with you, just a rumuor going around. Wanted to be convinced.

And I have just confirmed the rumour for you. Now you can have some rest.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Las Vegas Concert Shooting: Death Toll Rises To 50, More Than 200 Injured - Pics by omenka(m): 5:18pm On Oct 02, 2017

Too bad.

Watch Nigerians politicise it on behalf of Americans.

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Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Acts In Samuel Ajibola's Comedy Skit by omenka(m): 4:58pm On Oct 02, 2017

potipher7:
[s][/s]

always asss licking yerobas

what a bloody shame

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Politics › Re: Massive Crowd At APGA Flag Off Today In Awka by omenka(m): 4:51pm On Oct 02, 2017

shukuokukobambi:
omenka, warn yasef

No lefelendum no erection

Biafla or I run away

Pigs be sqealing "UN, Trump, Chukwu Abuko Kulikuli, epp us!". cheesy

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Politics › Re: How True Is This? by omenka(m): 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2017

Drnice:
Have you ever wonder why the President(President MBuhari) is working from home instead of his office?
Just as in POTUS official car, a biotech of his must match to unlock the doors. Then, Is it true that to unlock the Nigerian Presidential Office, a Biotech of his gene is to match before it unlocks? If yes!
Then, is likely the fact of "Aminu Jibrin" might be true. Rumuors has it that, is why the Presidency is working from home.
Please, how true is it?
Cc: lalasticlala, fynestboi, mynd44, sarrki, omenka, etc.

Yes. Kanu was right. That person is Aminu jubrin and not Buhari. I hope with this confirmation, pigs and idiots would stop blaming Buhari for the bum bum that big ol python has been shaking in their backyard. cool

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Politics › Re: Massive Crowd At APGA Flag Off Today In Awka by omenka(m): 4:44pm On Oct 02, 2017

potipher7:
[s][/s]chronic igbo hater we know you

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Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Acts In Samuel Ajibola's Comedy Skit by omenka(m): 4:42pm On Oct 02, 2017

There is no elderly politician in this country the youths identify with more than they do Obj. He's got this street cred and youthfulness in character you simply can't take away from him.

God bless you sir.

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Politics › Re: IPOB Miscreants Blasts GEJ On Facebook by omenka(m): 4:36pm On Oct 02, 2017

Couldn't care less.

Do these things know the meaning of the word "genocide"?

What an illiterate lot. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Massive Crowd At APGA Flag Off Today In Awka by omenka(m): 4:05pm On Oct 02, 2017

Lovely pictures.

I just laugh at the losers who think there won't be an election in Anambra. cheesy

Sai Obiano.

God bless Anambra State. cool

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Celebrities › Re: Runtown's Management Reacts To Photos Of His Lamborghini Getting Towed by omenka(m): 3:31pm On Oct 02, 2017

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Politics › Re: “orji Uzor Kalu Tried To Bribe Nnamdi Kanu Through Me” – Nnamdi Kanu’s Brother by omenka(m): 12:09pm On Oct 02, 2017

GavelSlam:
Story for tortoise.

Gladly, there are lots of tortoise in that part of the country. cheesy

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Politics › Re: “orji Uzor Kalu Tried To Bribe Nnamdi Kanu Through Me” – Nnamdi Kanu’s Brother by omenka(m): 12:08pm On Oct 02, 2017

Dumb ipob propaganda. cheesy

"I work for the CIA".

A foreign national who works for the CIA, probably collecting intel for the body, would come out and say "I work for the cia". grin

As stupid as ipob is, I'm pretty sure they don't know what CIA means neither do they what they do. cheesy

First, government gave him oil blocks along with five se states, which he declined, Saying they must add Benue state and Rivers. Now this.

I'm very sure they'd soon tell us God offered Kanu heaven and all its wealth too. But you cant blame them. They understand their propaganda is meant for consumption by pigs and not humans, therefore they can say just about anything and have those things believe it. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Check Out The Hairstyle Young Igbo Lads Rocked in The Early 90's by omenka(m): 11:26am On Oct 02, 2017

On nairaland these days, one isn't even allowed to post things like this because "the other aide" would use it against you. cheesy

Politics › Re: Group Threatens To Occupy "Irresponsible" UK Embassy Over Kanu Whereabout by omenka(m): 10:41am On Oct 02, 2017

MasterofNL:
omenka, come and see how your government is dancing unclad for the whole world to see.

Ogaaa! You people should stop pretending like the King Pig isn't a coward. Tell it to come out of hiding. cheesy

All these gimmicks aren't working.. Kanu, just like the rest of his pigs, took to his hooves when the python came twerking with some unfortunate ones falling prey to the python's stranglehold. cheesy

Hope you weren't one of them. wink

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Politics › Re: Independence Speech: Buhari Is Confused - Afenifere by omenka(m): 8:56am On Oct 02, 2017

Greenback:
Watch how coneheads will rush in here and slam their elders

God bless Afenifere

They won't do that and they never will. You know why? They are raised to respect their elders; it is in their DNA. Unlike some people who curse their Kings, right down to their ancestors.

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