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And ma younger bro is goin to collect his letter next week, I have told him, anytin from kogi downwards to d core north, just sit down at home o, cuz I remember ma ordeals during d election crisis in kano. Abokis no nice to separate corper from other southerners. Like dey told us then den, dey said dey would yankaka us like kasa meaning slaughter u like chicken.

Whoever still thinks we have a President should go for a Pysch Eval. The dude is just busy enjoying his shoe-ful-ness. Fisherman Swag.

An eye for an eye now. At dis rate Christians would go extinct and d mooslims would continue wit their lying tongue telling us Islam is peace wen it is boldly written in quran dat dey should ambush, maim , kill jews and xtains. Since wen did ECWA, winners chapel, lord's chosen become National Assembly. Like d israelites do, kill one isrealite, hunt like 100 palestinians down, honestly I dont think Jonah can do much abt dis precarious situation. What pays in Nigeria of today is lawlessness. Christians go to ur churches wit ur Uzzis, deagles and kalashinovs, if u lucky to survive a blast, shoot any mallam on sight.

Am out.

Exterminate

Chinom: The first 6 comments are complete nonsense. Utter bunkum !!. What makes you people think that this Italian cannot and did not commit suicide. Why would EFCC want to kill him ?. The man had no dime on him. He collected Mrs Wokocha's money and fedexed a fake Bill of laden. He knew he was guilty. Could'nt stand the shame.

Oga CSI Nigeria, is it possible some EFCC officials were complicit in dis man's death. Hell yeah and no sincere Nigerian will doubt it going by d spate of tins in obodo Nigeria.

Most girls for naija age no dey pass 25 or 21 even wen yam full their leg and the thickness of their palm fit smoothen wood. Isabella no vex jor, na who dem catch b thief.

Dis crooked commission called EFCC. Suicide ko, patricide ni?

Follow @eggheader, stays abreast wit events as dey unfold in naija and @nigerianewsdesk.

BaBa Mike: Typical Naija Mentality

What nationality are U?

ebamma: after killing this innocent people wat will be their reward.

72 virgins per head on every christian killed. Multiply dat by about 20 pple killed if not more, its gonna b marathon se-x for d nonentity in hell.

Ma friend has a kawasaki ninja. Omo, if dis tin get wahala, na u go service am on ur own o,na-ked d whole bike, powerbike specialists scare die o especially if u aint in places like lagos or abuja.

Just wish ma christain brothers would practice Judaism for 5 yrs, and hunt dese Infidels down like d Isrealites. Dis Jesus' gospel is making us too weak o. Allah say kill, Jesus say love thy enemies. How we go do na.?

Religion of Piss at work, while Allah and mohammed smoke their Crack in Hell.

See as pple dey sweat for wetin dem give pple script to act. The best actor/ actress wins. Wetin b d differnce btw keeping up wit d kardashians and BBA. Complete waste of time.

Ma nigga wit big big jeans, wen u go buy car jare. Baba u better go feature wizkid , davido, iceprince , M-I. et al and leave all dose overdose and terry d rapman o. Nobody sends ur rap prowess o, if u dey form hardcore, go brooklyn or bronx .

Person African queen. All d derogatory comments, una no try o.

[quote author=~Debbieey~]I enjoyed every bit of this thread.

I'm studying electrical and electronics engineering at ife because of mom.. She had always wanted to be 'mama engineer'..

Though i'm still in 100level, i think its the best course ever!!!![/quote]just pray dat layeni doesnt take u guys MTH 201, hmmmmmmm, u fit no like elect again o

PPle wey dey vex for the topic, make una go sanatorium or asylum. serious complicated cases full there. @OP especially, dat football issue, i gas love am die to leave arsenal match come attend to am but e fit change wit time sha

Wasnt sure of wat i wanted sef , today it was aeronautic engineering , tomorrow,its rocket science. After about 3 jambs which i failed woefully, had to study to do the OAU predegree, opted for Medicine but missed it by 5 points, was left with Microbiology.

Sambo might not miss him , they mayb like 30 of dem from d same father.

Thief merge wit Jihadist/ thief to remove a clueless Thief. May the bigger Thief win come 2015.

Teenage pregnancy seems to b endemic in ma place now, wit 15, 16 year old girls dropping one or 2 albums sometimes. If na me sha, ma daughter get 2 options o. Go live wit d boy wey impregnate u or go rent ur own house and live independently since she is so eager to assume motherhood.

Committee on renaming Facebook since its renaming season and according to Labaran Maku, GEJ brought facebook to naija.

Borno state, d safe haven of all boko haramites. Nuke d damn state wit a nerve gas. We won't miss dem afterall dey contribute notin in terms of intellectual power and man power.

Nigeria, we hail thee

These Bayelsa lawmakers look like Gangstars o. See as dem rugged for TV. Dese ones fit use guns pass Chow yun Fat sef.

I would rather buy a horse than patronize Air Nigeria.

Why no b all of una dey dt Dana plane crash sef. Useless pple.

Now we have heard it, u board Air Nigeria on your own Peril. The highest d government would do is declare 3days of mourning and shed crocodile tears. God guide us all

Mehn, one second u are alive and full of life, next min, one is dead and gone. RIP, lovely pple. May God grant d family and friends the fortitude to bear dis irreparable loss. Bye for now fellow compatriots

Yeye man, Just Post d Northereners to their land and let d southerners serve anywhere in d south. u wan teach person hw to use bicycle kick against bomb or karate chop against 13 savagely abokis abi? I pity d corper wey try am