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Mr No shoe. Let well meaning Nigerians mourn the dead. We know u are insincere

Its all over Twitter o, about 160 on board. God help us o.

When u are incarcerated and ur cell mates are Charly boy and Denrele

RIP oba, Hope dey don't get to bury u wit human heads sha. They still practice dis devilish acts in some parts of d south

Kimmo: What's wrong with our mentality?! Please. Men and women have specific roles assigned to them. One of the women's roles is to BE the woman in that marriage. That includes cooking. It is NOT slavery. There's a thin line between independent woman and bitter divorcee. Why do u think there's such a high divorce rate in ur wonderful western world with the wise mentality?! Because, for the sake of balance, there has to be a MAN and a WOMAN. Evn gay couples hav their masculine/feminine version.

If I were a guy, I wld def NOT marry a girl that cannot cook. Shikena.

You are d true daughter of the African soil, not like dem Kardashian influenced lasses. God bless you and ur Husband

[quote author=Mynd_44]Yes I can. I did not marry her so she can cook did I? Cos If I wanted someone to cook for me, I will move back with my mum or hire a cook.
I will marry because I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman not because of food[/quote]Ogbeni, go sidon jor, u wan score cheap points wit d ladies abi? A responsible woman who wants to keep his home should learn or know how to cook. The way to a man's heart is in d belly. I trust ma yoruba and igbo ,SS and akwa-ibom babes, as for d akata dem, dem fit eat burger,canned food and all dose MacDonald gbogbo ni se. But here in Naija, it is highly necessary.

majojolo: People of the swarm and forest, why don't you mind your business to hunting and fishing (in style) rather than making bad comments on a respected leader like BUHARI. Buhari is million times better than whoever your selfish mind prefer. Do you know your problem educated illiterates? You lack 'HOME TRAINING AND DISCIPLINE'. You don't respect people with integrity, you only respect BEAST like you upon all the suffering you people are facing. There is limit to bad people whether bunch of BEAST like it or not. SAI BUHARI (the name that frightens enemies).

Nobody is denying his right to vie for d office of President, but mind u, he would fail and weep yet again. Dat I guarantee u and u can take that to ur Arid land.

yorke1: Kill them all. Rubbish students of MAULAG.

Kill non-violent students protesting. SMH. U definately had expired powered milk as Colostrum/ breast milk growing up.

bayooooooo: Buhari is not, in a word, electable.

He does not have the capacity to move Nigeria forward. Infact, GEJ is still more intelligent than Buhari who had a brilliant chance to defeat PDP but squandered the opportunity only to be crying over an impending electoral defeat which he suffered in any case. He sees no other competent candidate but himself. He can not negotiate, make deal, or persuade. The only language he understands is violence, violence and his delightful expression of how blood would flow. Have you ever watched him mouthed the phrase "something bloody will happen in 2015" and how a sudden expression of joy written on his face? He is arrogant, selfish, blood thirty, sharia loving, non cerebral, a very timid soldier who by all definition not worthy of ever downing the colors of Nigerian military attire. Any vote cast for that man is a betrayal of intelligibility,a betrayal of history, a betrayal of secularism in Nigeria, a betrayal of peace and the eternal enthronement of arrogance, selfishness, incompetence and retrogression beyond what's currently bedeviling the nation. Since 2003, this man has not found someone worthy to also back as a supporter, what a profession! What a career! What a hobby! SAI Buhari a professional presidential candidate will surely appear on his epitaph.

As usual, I expect him to campaign, tour Kano and Maiduguri twenty times telling them that a vote cast for an infidel is a vote against Allah. I expect him to talk of Baboons and blood flowing like the River Niger. I expect him to form another party, SAI BUHARI PARTY of Nigeria, when the likes of El-Rufai chase him away from CPC. I expect Buhari at the end of it all to blame it on rigging. Of course in 2016, a year into the new administration, I expect IBB to call him an upright man so he can start preparing for 2019 elections!


Sai Buhari my foot!

That guy bayoooooo get mouth. Jooooooor oooooo. Is buhari too old to become a Governor ni? At least he should b d same age wit Martins elechi. Dude looks too languid nowadays. Govern ur state abeg,we are dealing wit a handful of clueless pple at d moment, now topping it wit extremism will kill us abeg.

[quote author=ibi+]@omenziate, I have got 7 words for you too; ur statement came from an empty brain omenziate[/quote]Are u one of his illegimate children dat had to go thru d painful ordeals of a DNA test/ paternity test. Hope u have his eyes, ears and mouth.? Puta de mierda

Fashola farts , it smells like esters, he sneezes and it is devoid of micro-org, he poops and it is growth hormone. Truth is he is d best performing for now but he messed up on dis issue big time, ThanK God for his Father sha dat came to his rescue.

Tinubu seems to b governing Lagos o,wetin come b Fashola work sef? Vice Governor?

What vexes me more is watching grown up men discussing tatiana, uti, mapunto et al like its a Barca - Chelsea semi final UEFA match. SMH

Pastor Fireflame spitter, we d business, $100 million Signs

Hmmmm, dat ship in d pix doesn't look battle ready o. All d same, congrats to our Naval Engineers, and bros Ebele, when u go tackle Power and Insecurity as u just dey commission everytin now from cassava bread to bulb to almajiri skul and flying boat?

Seven words : Thief and may he rot in hell.

Come 2015, we definately need a president who had shoes growing up. Wetin b Prof Barth Nnaji work sef?

Make dem ban Nawti bt Olu Maintain and Booty dance by Orezi too o cuz d videos worse pass d rest

Notin new really, even our lowly councillors embezzle, how much more d Criminals in agbada, guinea and akpa oche there in Abuja. I just no understand as d money to run d country neva finish wit dis Jonah regime epidemic looting

Which school should be christened Abu Qaqa University?

Boy : what school do u attend?
Girl: Moshood abiola
Boy: the poly or the uni?
Girl : no o, the uni o.
Boy: you will still b razz sha.

Breaking news: University of Ibadan to b renamed Rashidi Yekini University.

Them go reject ma guys tire for embassy. Hope dem don regonize d skul for Canada, UK and US. Thank God for ma Granny dat saw dis vision 8yrs ago, na she tell me to go OAU. All moshiidites should take heart. God go catch UI and Uniben next year, alao akala university and patrick obahiagbon uni. Insha allah

It's Democracy day. Say a prayer for Nigeria

phreakabit: LOL. . . Your already battered and impoverished ego seem to have been totally deflated by my initial post. Your insults paint you in the light of a frustrated, illiterate market woman. Talk about baboon intellect. . . In reference to your last sentence. With a command of the English language as poor as yours, one is forced to believe your job might even be worse than that of a dish washer. After carefully weighing your intellectual capacity, My present impression of you, is that of a SEPTIC TANK worker.

Damn. Bros na Septic tank shit or piss dey go abi? Dem dey wash dat one again?

They should all b stricken wit illnesses ranging from Lassa fever to chronic Madness to cerebral malaria. No b wen person attempt to do or do sometin we go access dem.

For anybody supportin boko haram actively or passively, may u and ur entire families meet ur gruesome death at d hands of dos bastards

1 enter the place -tuface
2 meji lepon, okan lo- Damoche
3 pant no niro- flavour
4 send down d rain- majek fashek
5 because I got high- afro man.
6 higher learning- young jeezy
7 hell yeah fuckin right- Drizzy
8 facebbok love -essence ft jaywon
9 U and I - plantashun boiz
10 he knows my name- hezekiah walker

U get all kind of love here, agape, phyllic or erotic , weed love too.

For SEast, na tie between Elechi and T.A Orji but SWest has to b Amosun o, d man that left his office in Abeokuta to commission a garage in sango ota becos they tiled dat portion . Northerners don't expect much from their governors as long as dey have enof money to marry their 4 wives and reproduce like viruses.

Dis is strange o, how many Nigerians chinese government go execute so?

And dis thread turned tribal like we don't have thieves representing all of us in the National Assembly. And @ d OP, shame on u for making dis thread tribal, and may u b as miserable as Buhari.

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