₦airaland Forum

The same league where u hardly have away wins for fear of being ambushed by opposing fans or d same league where a team needed 8 goals to remain in d premier league on d last day and ended up winning 13- 0. Case was in court for sometime but ended up squashed. The whole rebranding starts wit d board and we d pple. But for now its European premier league. La liga, EPL, bundesliga et al

Would rada watch a fillipino series.

Tell me when you have caught d infamous Abu Qaqa and abu Shekau. Any oda person to me looks like a hoax. I still suspect a northern/ muslim conspiracy though.

PetroDolla: Heheheheheheheh.... i dey laugh for Swahili...

Look at this naija goat. Comot for road make serious people talk, huh? If na serious Ghanaman dey talk you want follow? Your country is a joke and an embarrassment! Can you imagine the most pervasive job in nigeria today is charging mobile phones! I approached a young phone vendor on the street of Lagos (precisely at Amowo Odofin) in April to buy a recharge card and couldn’t believe what I saw. He was sitting by a busy road in front of nearly a dozen make-shift restaurants, with a small generator humming in the background. Connected to the generator was a board with about 12 or 15 charging points for mobile phones. So customers drop their phone or batteries for charging. What that means is that most users have two batteries-they drop one for charging while using one with the phone for the day and drop by in the evening to pick up the charged and drop the used one for charging. Can you imagine that in the year 2012? And this is the country whose citizens are throwing their weight all over and pesin no fit hear word again? I don’t even think things are that bad in Somalia, Niger and or even Liberia! Is that the country you want people to take seriously? Damn!
People are talking rubbish because Nigeria is 9th in Internet speed? The assessors were overly generous. What do you expect from a country that cannot provide reliable power to its citizens? Your country is cursed and the sooner you wake up to that reality the better it’ll be for you, dunce. How else can you explain the fact that your country is the 7th largest producer of crude oil in the world and has one of the largest gas reserves and yet cannot provide regular electricity? How do you explain the fact that your country has four refineries yet you import all your refined fuel? How do you explain the fact that your country used to send crude to Ivory Coast to refine and bring back to your country for domestic use? How do you explain the fact that more than 90% of you survive on less than $2 a day despite your so-called oil wealth? How do you explain the fact that no serious academic activity is going on at any Nigerian university? Your female students are prostitutes and your male students are either armed robbers or cult members. All you need do is bribe your lecturer, sleep with them or simply intimidate or harass them and you are a guaranteed a university degree in your miserable nigeria! Why do you think they are all flocking to Ghana to seek better quality education? It is only in Nigeria that a university graduate cannot write in English. I know one such lady at NTA Abuja. She can’t write English and can barely speak it.
How many of you in Nigeria can go to sleep at night with your two eyes shut? How many per capita have access to potable water compared with Ghanaians? How many in comparative terms have access to sound education? What is the infant and maternal rate in nigeria compared with Ghana?
Can you imagine a clueless bombastic slowpoke saying Ghana’s is equal to Lagos in size and GDP or some rubbish like that? Now in terms of size, Nigeria is 3.8 times the size of Ghana. That one is not difficult to establish, or is it? So tell me is lagos one quarter the size of Nigeria? You need to get your heads examined, morons! Do you know the number of airlines flights per day between Accra, lagos and Abuja. Go and find out and you’ll be amazed. And while your fragile brain is seeking that answer, also find out how many trips per day Nigerian transporters like ABC,Cross Country,Ikene de Chukwu etc etc make to Ghana daily. Thousands of your people come every single day to Ghana. Nigerians are all over the place some buying stuff to take back to Nigeria.

I kinda find it very demeaning responding to a mentally deficient slowpoke like you. By characterisation and definition you are an armed robber, a rapist, kidnapper, terrorist, ritualist, an occultist, an extortionist or a 419ner.
Come back and talk to me when you are able to start providing electricity and clean water to your people, when you can organise free and credible elections-every election in nigeria is like war! Come back and talk to me when your schools start producing literate students. Come back to me when you country begins to show signs that it can be taken seriously, and it is no more a joke or an embarrassment! Yippee. Nigeria jagajaga abi na BBC? Yeye pipple!

Baba, take am easy na. Na my country u finish so? God dey see u o. But two of us b friends na.

TechRev: YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE WHAT WOLE SOYINKA SAID ABOUT BUHARI, YOU ALSO FORGOT WHAT FELA KUTI SAID ABOUT BUHARI. ANIMAL IN WHAT SKIN?

Why cant the north find a good candidate? like Tambuwal??

Which Tambuwal, d one dat smiles like one wit Down syndrome on TV? D dude reeks of incompetence abeg. Fashola, Pat utomi and donald duke and we might have competent pple. Enof of dis buhari glorification, d dude is shameless bigot and a Killer. He might b gone before 2015 sef. Who knows?

Dis is a thread for resident tribalists to dwell in their foolishness. The OP sounded like one though. Notin wrong in celebrating Dbanj but why d name calling on Don jazzy?

So dis Dbanj and Don jazzy contest continues on NL while dey sit in d confines of their lavished apartments drinking CIROC and smoking weed. SMDH

Was privileged to serve in d north during d last election and I was forced to register countless almajiris wit the northern popular saying dat ur brodas are doing d same in d south. Even ma students who are in JSS 1 claim to b "sha torques". Buhari is equally as corrupt as GEJ likewise CPC vis a vis PDP just dat d bigger and better "rigger" won. Wat happened to d likes of Fashola , donald duke, pat utomi. I am tired of seeing an ex-military man or a clueless president. We need fresh men with ingenuous ideas who have been tested not all dis buhari, CPC,PDP thieves.

cyril83: If u like go die....dats just the gospel truth

I over concur. D guy dey hate like say BB browsing no fast pass some internet cafes for naija. jor

I kinda have dis feeling that naija is broke. Pray it's not true though

The so called technocrats have failed us and Jonathan should be in Guinness Book of World records as d worst President to ever lead a country. Naija pple don suffer.

slyy: Govt now pays dowry for people? I really need to get married now!

I think they call dis one State social responsibility. Marry 3 get 1 free

sayusuf: i knw, i knw u will b against it, u prefer prostitution...child of prostitute nd gay..dats y all d prostitute in d north are 4rm south..

Shut d hell up, there are more gays in d north. And ur muslim bros in far east and north africa are porn freaks. Tell kwankwaso to tackle bokoharam in his state instead of dis sham u call weddings.

Temistatics 007: Funke,na wa 4 u o,there are better people around nau?a man with two wives,you want to make his third,right?u Bleep up joor!!!,Jadanu

If ur wealthy bro wan marry am , u go gree? When desirable is not available, available becomes desirable.

Fornorth: hating with out reason shame on you, like it or not BUHARI is far more RICHER,HANDSOME,RESPECTABLE,ADORABE THEN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY so you realy show us how FOOL AND ILLITRATE YOU ARE BY CALLING HIM ALMAJIRI.

and ehmmmmmm, he is a youth corper killer and a thief too. Since wen did he become d messiah sef? Let him account for d billions he stole from PTF. Always shedding tears wen he loses. As for me Buhari vs (ibori , uzor kalu , bankole, alams, bode george) , I would pick dose in d bracket cuz an islamic fundamentalist (terrorist) is worse dan a thief.

Shut d hell up u decrepit fo-o-l. And all d christians are not feeling d pains of dis badly governed Nigeria abi? Dese northern elite have a way of shying away from d truth. Boko haram is 50% religious, 35% ethnic 15% political. Injustice ko? Infidelity ni. Wait till dem blow ur entire family in one strike. U go talk true then.

tunapawizzy: Believe me d greatest mistake ur mum ever made was to open up her legs..when She could have opened her mouth...swallowing d spermatozoa would av saved d world d trouble of supporting d existence of a dunce lyk Ʋ ...

U are equally stupid for using such expletives, u could have just skimmed tru his post. Don't know how u relegate ur mother over a post on Nairaland. Speaks volumes of how u were raised. Uncouth fo-o-l

jason123: Mr man, there will be an election in 2015 and Nigerians will decide. You are not god! Any attempt to force someone on Nigerians will be severely resisted!

Chairman, if GEJ decides to vie for presidency come 2015 which he would, definately he is winning by Hook or Crook. Na naija we dey where presidents aint elected but selected.

Scientific farming ko, space farming ni? Yeye gimmicks up and down.

Toaskarity: No doubt abokis wan join the 150k-300k class via boko,tomorrow
you will think they ain't smart! Don't worry when fed govt start dialogue
even alh jarem of Nl go submit his papa gun as a boko militant to get his
pay too

Nigeria is a JOKE !!!!

LOL

When dis government is done wit its citizens, so many pple will b queueing at d seaport and borders volunteering to b slaves to neighbouring countries. Chai, we just select all d bad bad pple for nigeria put them together to make our lives hell.

Nigeria is either sinking or drowning fast. Next week will b biochemical weapons e.g anthrax, q-fever rickettsia or pox virus.
They should shut up and exterminate dese guys even if it involves using crude means. We are yet to have a bomb-free month dis year. What a bunch of evil leaders we got in naija.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]I don't enjoy retarrds quoting me. Go get some candy![/quote]Young man, u sound so incivil, uncouth and unrefined, u seem to b d only yoruba dude hyperventilating here, dude is an alleged terrorist, chill and see how d matter unfolds, instead of dis ur usual ethnic bashing and drivels. What makes ur life more miserable, d fact dat he is yoruba or he is from ogbomosho?. Like one knowlegdeable poster stated, for any tribe badly represented, there are countless millions doing d tribe proud

[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]Cant believe the denial here, I'm shocked. You wonder why we've always had mean thieves as leaders? I recall the day I was explaining why and how tribalism gave birth to corruption in Nigeria and one Nler was vehemently opposed to my assertion. In fact he, probably, e-slapped and e-kicked me in his dreams for making a bold statement that the official corruption in Nigeria was due to tribalism. I respect ekt_bear for accepting the uncomfortable truth (mind you I dont share his view that Islam is evil) that there is a possibilty the suspect could be SW.

The day I read about one Igbo guy having some biz with Boko Haram I was very mad but I realized my anger was more like 60% - because hes Igbo and 40% - because hes in killing business. In the nutshell my anger stems from pride rather than truth and justice. The road to my deliverance was in realizing that pride should not blind me from any naked truth - if a criminal is white, black, brown, extraterrestial - lets apply the same dose of justice no matter his affiliation, color, hue, religion, etc.

I was thinking that at this moment in our national life whoever bombs, kills, or steals from us should be our public enemy irrespective of where he's from, I guess I was wrong. Who knows, the man could be innocent, hes not yet interrogated and we're exonerating him based on ethnicity, we should be ashamed. As an Igbo man, I 'll say this to FG - if you find an Igbo Boko Haram, please do as you wish with him. If hes taken another man's life or intentionally participated in any capacity that led to another man's death, injury, or hurt, please dont hesitate to give him what he deserves. Lives must be saved by all means and whoever is in the business of hurting people should be made to taste that which he cooked for others, be he Yoruba, Ijaw, Fulani, Igbo, Isoko, etc. We've lost enough souls in this hellish nation and it'll foolish of us to trivialize any man's crime because of ethnic pride.

Besides, for one man that brings shame to your group there is another bringing glory and honor. Its true a yoruba man made news today as a Boko Haram memeber, but another Yoruba, who is a dean of one of the Depts in my alma mater, made a great news that didnt even filter into Nigeria. He is a great man and one of the most intelligent Profs from Nigeria and he is about to head the 25th best engineering school in the world (arguably), it used to be ranked 13th best, dont know what happened.

Anyway, for one Suleiman there is one Adesina. So if you're reading my post then its time to get over yourself with this ethnic garbage. Grow up and accept there is always going to be a bad apple in you family, race, creed, color, or whatever.[/quote]Succintly rendered, not all dis ACN/PDP crap, wild conspiracy theories with ethnic superiority inherent among Nairaland E-tribal warlords. God bless u jare. 2 plates of nkwobi for u.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm][size=28pt] Ha ha they have quickly changed the state to Oyo state from Osun state. Vanguard must be an extention of PDP[/size][/quote]Young man, take a chill pill, u have been hyperventilating since d first page, no court will convict ur Ogbomosho/osogbo friend. Now sleep.

6 pages and counting on osun or oyo. Dat is not d issue here, d dude for now is an alleged terrorist until proven odawise. Shikena.

What seems to b d connection between a hausa/fulani boko haramist and an alleged Yoruba boko haramist?

Like we give a shyte who d shiite's are. Y'all are the same. Just pray for ma Southern and Christain brothers ova there.

Until this crop of politcians die o, only then will hope come

A baby in ma area was born with an encyclopedia, it was so big, a caesarian section was done to save d mother. Just begin to wonder if these muslims sleep, eat and dream Christainity. Shame on una

Am yet to see two goats , dogs, rams or sheep having fun and d supposed "higher animals" have descended to such filth. I am still an advocate of corrective r-a-pe, any known gay(male or female) should be ra-p-ed fiercely to correct such sexual or genetic anomaly

Next will b one of d Emir of Kano's wives giving birth to a boy holding d Bible tightly. I wonder wetin go happen after den