₦airaland Forum

Fulani herdsmen, Boko haram, and Radical islamists get difference? All na same jor. They would kill for d "stupidest" of reasons. Mtscheeeeew.

Prominent bulgy frog eyes. All other adjectives na lie.

Anyting from d core North is purely evil, no wonder they have set us back for almost 40 years now. Useless jihadists who call on their "god" while they slaughter innocent citizens. Buhari and IBB will roast in d deepest parts of hell burning wit sulphur . Grand-commanders of the Hausa/fulani Jihad Movement.

My time in Kano as a corper was wonderful, even their teachers didn't have WAeC, and d principal of a government school has a Diploma in islamic studies or Hausa, u might b lucky to see a BA in hausa

As long as they are doing Allah's will, let dem continue blowing up their muslim brothers till dem Northern Governors wake up from their slumber and forget about 13% Oil deprivation for now. Bloody set of thieving Jihadists.

D kind konji dis muslims go use attack dos ashis after dis "holy" month ehn, Allah sef go fear.

Dem no dey even fear their God again o. Hmmmm.

2015 will b too damn stressful, choosing between Clueless Jona and a jihadist and bloodsucking Northerner. Dats like choosing between d Devil and d deep blue sea.

Na queen and Daniel craig do dat stunt abi dem dey deceive their papa.?

Hmmmmm, oyibo sha. Just dey wonder if na naija, dem for loot half d money.

Its chuddy K for now wit Gaga Crazy. The 2 of dem neva serious yet, hate d whole solar plexus Mixtape and oyato by dbanj na condom advert material. More grease to their elbows sha.

God go make my papa senator o. Chei, see Money o.

But on a more serious note, don't think what afam said deserves to b overflogged, it's not everyday u get to see a Forbes list billionaire at an album lunch,not even 2face ,Dbanj or Psquare can boast of such feat. But some resident tribalists are like roaches looking for places to pollute, destroy and disorganize.

U gotta love the Fantastic four though names like Okija , jmaine , tpia should b added o, making them Fantastic Seven with Beaf posed as Gannicus from d House of Batiatus.

Some tribalists on Nairaland should b shot dead, can't even read some topics witout insults yt dey are quick to defend demselves against ghana, zambia and guatemala.

Magenta on Cyan. Wonderful.

Fuel Subsidy fraud. - - - - Na Wash

Chei, dis otuoke fisherman wan plunge dis country enter river bayelsa. And dis Patience of a woman is even more power hungry o, from Perm secretary to land tussle wit turai to dis one again all in 2 weeks, hmmm wahala dey dis country o.

bakila: You were looking at them with disrespect, condescendingly and with all intent to rig in favour of your own.

Wat have u been smoking? We conducted elections not rig, dat is left to Jega to do, by d way do u know how many underaged almajiris we were forced to register,even housewives dat were less than 18 yrs under d disguise of "sha taquais". Chairman, d better rigger won, so shove ur condescending remarks elsewhere, truth is dat d northern nuslim can't b trusted to help a foreigner or visitor wen incidents like riots happen. U would even b d prime target sef wit all of dem shoutin "allah akbar" or "lai lai inlalla". Corpers serving there from d south do dat at their own peril and may God guide dem.

Na Okija juju and Billionaire collabo kill dis man, dey just finished loadn and reloadn dose insults on dem ghanians. Dat shrine is potent.

Anyways, rest in Peace , President atta mills and May God grant u eternal rest.

Bunch of blood sucking demons. Like d meeting would stop d radical Islamists.

“I suspect a certain Asa Asika has been lying to Davido about his music,” – A
review of O.B.O
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“Hype is the awkward
and desperate attempt to
convince journalists that what you’ve made
is worth the misery of having to review it.”
– Federico Fellini
Davido had all the time in the world to
hype his debut, but I have just this brief
opportunity to tell the ugly truth about it.
And tell it I will, because “the truth is
always more heroic than the hype.” Fact:
‘Omo Baba Olowo’, that misnomer of an
album, is a contrived collection of
forgettable formulaic tracks. All sound and
fury, signifying nothing.
Clearly, someone (I suspect a certain Asa Asika) has been lying to Davido about his
music. Or perhaps the notoriously shallow Nigerian music audience unwittingly
invented the deception that is his so-called talent. Either way, the young man must
have taken his sudden, almost Illuminati-ish rise to fame to the head, (mis)leading
him to release a directionless, decidedly premature product as his debut album. To his
credit, if he had recorded this hack job with a loaded and cocked shotgun aimed at his
privates, he couldn’t have done much worse. *cue Homeric laughter*
Inspired by the jack-of-all-trades running wild in Nigeria’s unfortunately prolific
movie industry (Funke Akindele-Oloyede, I’m looking at you), Davido wears multiple
hats – singer, songwriter and (occasional) producer – to disastrous effect on ‘Omo
Baba Olowo’. While I can bite my tongue and allow his passable (read: untrained and
Auto-Tune compensated) singing voice, er, pass without much comment, it is
impossible to voluntarily ignore his particularly terrible songwriting. No one song on
the album epitomises that lyrical deficiency better than the delusively catchy ‘Down’,
a poster child for the nonsensical formula currently being applied with resounding
success across the Nigerian music scene: [vacuous lyrics] x [sexual theme] + [upbeat
instrumentals] = surefire hit.
For a person who fancies a hands on approach to just about everything relating to his
music career, it is surprising that Davido exclusively produced just one track on
album, howbeit one that stands out – ‘Back When’, featuring hardly unimpressive
rapper Naeto C. Nonetheless, his influence and sonic preferences resonate throughout
the album, characterized by its distinctively pop feel. The consequence? Most of the
instrumental arrangements are composed of the same musical elements. Translation:
boring. The album comes off as over-synthesized and artificial, helped along by a
destructive overdose of Auto-Tune.
Like the now epically failing Mo’ Cheddah before him, Davido is a spawn of the hype
machine. So much noise has been made about him, with little thought given to what
kind of artiste he is or if he is making real music for that matter. And with only two
good singles to his name, the buzz surrounding his career far outsizes the substance
that exists, and his potential to create more of that substance. While branding
‘experts’ may argue that Davido represents a phenomenal marketing success, one
would want to ask how long you can fool the world for with a Volkswagen Beetle
cloaked in a Ferrari skin. *starts stopwatch* Shallow is the word here. Nothing more,
probably less.

Wetin concern U wit wetin I use my money buy? Is it ur money? I buy alcatel, trium, motorola, BB, nokia. Use wetin u like and anybody wey no like am fit choke on Unripe pawapaw and peppersoup.

majojolo: The north is unlike your forest area where there is no trust between neighbours, no trust between freinds. The Hausas are known for respect for others. Have you ever been to Hausa land?

I hear u, trust indeed from an aboki. Yeah, I served during d election crisis in d north and I saw d level of their trust and hospitality.

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Error of omittion.[/quote]Chairman, I think it's rightly spelt OMISSION. Shebi we dey correct ourselves now?

Wait till dey finish their fasting, they would vent their hunger pangs on Innocent citizens, make God guide una o. Aboki no get friend o. Be wise as a serpent and ur bags stuffed up daily for any eventuality. All northern states are same to me o since they share common language "hausa".

Kolade9: No problem. Me ah jst knw dat one day ppl frm allover the world wld be running/wishing to be here..

Keep dreaming, u need am.

Hmmmm, naija and dis their lies? Which airforce sef? China made from head to toe, thank God it is codenamed "amebo". Technology wey I don dey watch for CSI movies far back as 7 yrs ago. Hw many quantites dem do sef cuz d north need like 60 million of such detectors abi na detonators.

This is an errday occurence in places like kebbi, jigawa villages in kano and d core-north in entirety, so go on if u one of dem Paedophiles who hide under d cloak of religion and purity. If na my sister u try dis one wit ehn?

As for me, I receive rhema into my spirit being.

If Beaf was a warlord, dat dude no go lose any battle o, no achilles heel, say shit abt PDP or Jona, den receive his fiery darts. But Gbawe try sha, his inexhaustible english dey fear me. Those 2 guys na die but Beaf stands out o, as plenty as una come , d dude never gets tired, Thuraya lomo. Just dat I don't enjoy his PDP/jona praise most times.

Bluetooth na tribalist but he get mouth, Ekwy-nwa nearly murder am for one thread like dat. And our Jesus crusaders, Frosbel and Davidylan, I never missed religious section then, Lagoshia sef try

Ileke-idi could b annoying most times but she dey quickly lose steam wen d Igbo warlords come show.

Much hailings to Okija JUju, d guy na just one funny man especially wen it concerns ofe manus.
All d same, na una dey make here sweet, make una dey collect royalties from Seun. Peace.