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C C Soludo is the man of the year.

chiago95:
Bros A Y don lash this one taya.

Ashana

You officiated the match in AY's Crib

All these wannabe redpillers will wankk and get tired today.
From Mercy Aigbe to Nengi and now Venita.


Sardine oil is costly, many would stick to soap and vaseline.

Wish you guys well.

This is New Year.
Vaseline crew members over to you.

I don't have the luxury of time to read that long epistle that resembles vulture griller's own up there.
He has churned out about six new year messages. What has changed?

He is on a borrowing spree, people are dying, bandits are banging Northern ladies and ejaculating acid into them.
The price of food stuffs has sky rocketed.
Which one should I mention?
Which one should remain.

People should start emulating that Daura man by tying the nose mask around the neck.
Once you do that, the virus won't affect you.

luizpippo:
Wetin nah!!!

No one remembers , vedaxcool, oyiboupdate, blackfire, lovenorth, chrisistrut, udele and other BMC zombies.

Guys, we go again next year.


We drag you by the balls while you praise the poverty merchant form Daura.

Don't quench the fire.
BMC zombies are all e-diots and they are not relevant.
Hence, no single mention for them.

Datboredberry:
Aww... Thank you love... ♡

You've been avoiding me for a while

Lemme calculate how much I could have saved if I didn't visit Allen Avenue all through the year.

Solofresh2:
Am not a frogged voice lover and as a matter of fact I know davido cannot make that kind of money in one year and same applies to Wizkid
Both davido and Wizkid are not even worth that amount individually so, Davido is just chasing clouts

Werey Don dey disguise.

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post=108968419:
To all the sane, good, positive minded Nairalanders......

For those of us that believe in the Lord Almighty....

As you are preparing to cross over from December to January we pray,
You shall not cross into pit
You shall not cross into siege.
You shall not cross into death.
You shall not cross into debts.
You shall not cross into pains.
You shall not cross into curses.
You shall not cross into stroke.
You shall not cross into spells.
You shall not cross into failure.
You shall not cross into prison.
You shall not cross into battles.
You shall not cross into shame.
You shall not cross into sorrow.
You shall not cross into setback.
You shall not cross into torment.
You shall not cross into calamity.
You shall not cross into mockery.
You shall not cross into weeping.
You shall not cross into delay.
You shall not cross into sickness.
You shall not cross into problems.
You shall not cross into afflictions.
You shall not cross into disgrace IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME.
Go and succeed!
God loves you.

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After all the senseless spamming and Bubu ass-licking, no one mentioned you?

No one mentioned Vulture Griller?




Shout out to Datboredberry.
And Boss Nwamaikpe.

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Solofresh2:
Shut up!
How did you know he made more than that
Who the hell are you to him if I may ask?
Fighting over someone who is not even aware of your existence
Get a life bro

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Bleep off.
A frogged voice lover spotted.

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Peace081:
Nice one my love ❤

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TheRareGem1:
This is what PDP put on your brain because neither of them said this

Stop displaying your sheer and gross ignorance on a forum as big as Nairaland.
Just tell me who is Commander-In-Chief of Nigeria's Armed Forces?
Who heads the National Economic Council?

Who is the zombie who makes noise and spam threads on Nairaland?

Where is Slawormiir, the Nairaland Resident Chairman of Bobby Lovers Association?

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obembet:
13 games and just 1 goal Most underrated GK this season

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The Yar'adua brothers are the only people I know from Katsina.

That man from Daura and this Masari are failures.

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post=108949506:
Anything to move our darling nation forward is all we want @[b][/b].

Nigeria will succeed.

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Ikpeazu and Uzodinjo don sign?

Imagine a short lady bending for doggy.

WTF?

Buhari will handle security.
Osinbajo will handle economy.
Vulture Griller will handle Nairaland.

JAMO84:
S

S for stupid.

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post=108940730:
Children of hate frustrations and perdition,
This won't be the first time we are seeing this una know?
Una see una miserable and frustrated lives outside.
Even una Jonah that lost the election has moved on from 2015, but una criminals and online fraudsters are still languishing and wailing.
Una even turned unasef to cannibals and swines.
All because of politics hatred, bitterness and foolishness.
Shame on y'all!

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Absolute pure undiluted concentrated trash.

I blame Africans for this.
We could not develop our local leagues, our stars have to travel abroad to play for foreign teams.
Where are the standard sporting facilities?
Where are the coaching institutions?

We worship foreign leagues.
Who can tell me the coach of Wiki Tourists without surfing the net.

In the Nations Cup, there are lots of substandard and abysmal performance from coaches and staff.
Poor preparations and wrong timing.


We deserve everything we get.