₦airaland Forum

One gone. Let all be going like this.

xxgig:
The best man to ever serve Edo/Delta (from midwest to bendel) state. Rest in Peace

Better than Alli?

Sometimes I don't call for a week. Only chat.

policy12:
Only here.....

How bitter can you be? 2 productive lives down the drain and you can't let go of bigotry for one moment.

Trash.

Share the gala share the booze...

SLIDEwaxie:
just close ur eyes and imagine this was Jonathan's era:

NCC: like I was saying Mr. President, what Mtn did poses danger to our national security. preregistered sim can be used by kidnappers, fraudsters and...

MTN: Mr. President, talk to NCC na!

NCC: (Stands up angrily and points to MTN) don't think u can escape this! the president is on our side and...

JONA: (clears throat)..I am on the side of everybody, okay?

NCC: (surprised) including boko haram?

JONA: Including Asari and Tompolo sef. oh..yes! because I am the president of everybody so let us talk this thing amicably.

NCC: But...

JONA: but nothing. okay? First of all...

MTN: (interjects) go down low

NCC: what?

JONA: MTN, mind yourself. Now, first of all, I want you to hand me the case file of this..

NCC: but Sir...

MTN: (snatches file and gives to JONA).

NCC: What insolent!!!

JONA: listen, NCC, u don dey vex me sef. shey, na u be president abi na me? so, if MTN no snatch the thing commit for ur hand u go refuse abi?
okayyyy...(frowns) now I understand. You dnt even respect me anymore. I...

NCC: I am very...

MTN: shut up my friend! the president is talking!

JONA: go! I will call u later. go now!!!

NNC LEFT ANGRILLY.

JONA: (turns to MTN): So?

MTN: we will transfer it tomorrow morning Sir (smiling). Just as we agreed on.

JONA: I trust u. I trust u. And em...the subscribers that NCC dey shout abt now, na how many?

MTN: don't mind NCC, na just 5million o.

JONA: Jesus!!! Just 5million out of 180million Nigerians na ihn dem wan make u pay that amount?

MTN: ohoo...u sef see...

JONA: Dey go abeg. Just make sure say na alert wake me tomorrow or else..

MTN: no worry Sir. u knw us na..

JONA: I knw everybody. Oya, dey go.

MTN walks out. JONA pick ihn phone call diezani..

JONA: hello ma...hello...(shakes phone) this network sef...hello ma..oh..yea ma, it's me.....thank u...(smiles). Em...I just wan ask why I no see alert yesterday? shebi una don pay subsidy to marketers....

Loooolz

Hiss. No be today nyash de back.

Chineke!!! Frontpage already? Lalasticlala take am easy. Anyhow sha, I'm happy

Wtf...

247notire:
My prblm is that I am a low life who takes my frustration out on people on social media. Forgive my retarded homo erectus brain and dimwitted repulsive self. And lastly as I made a 3rd class I'm very gainfully employed in a buka tearing firewoood and earning triple my miserable parents' salary. My family is a forth class one and I remain one of the best among my cursed breed.

Oh...I understand and sympathise with you and your doomed family. In your unique case, failure is not an orphan.

247notire:
Ur opinion man. U dnt call another man's opinion garbage, except u want to be insulted. First class guarantees nothing, absolutely nothing!

Shut up there. See this goat. Cos you have 3rd class you want to discourage other people. 1st class is the best result one can graduate with and you telling people that being the best doesn't matter? You can say it doesn't guarantee a job or succes. Not saying there's no difference. Dullard

247notire:
Pls graduate with ur set and go, thrs really no big difference between a first class and a second class upper, unless ur fixated on 1st class.

I agree with the part of graduate with your set. The rest is pure garbage

Millz404:
D kind speed i use enta to cum see wetin she flash, i nearly break ma phone... Make una dey careful o

.Me be don open eye and zip down say bad as e bad, I go see pant, my vaseline on stand-by

khassy:
see as u make me go check her dp

Even me o.

safarigirl:
what is sad there? I can't cook ewedu and I don't want to learn how anytime soon. Is Tonto Yoruba that she must know how to cook ewedu? How many Yoruba girls can cook bitter leaf or banga soup?

I do not see anything wrong in checking google, I would do same, but like I said, I don't wish to learn how to cook ewedu soup, no female in my family can cook it and nobody has gotten divorced in that.

Thank you. However, will the id1ots use their brains? Like expecting a hausa girl to know how to cook edikaikong.

What do you expect when they keep on recruiting any illiterate abokii.

I don't believe. Post screenshots of convos with both gals or it's all hogwash.

@Op Use your head nack wall there.

akosh005:
Ur husband have hiding agenda

Hidden agenda.

mschubby:
I don't care what you (op) or anyone else think of me but the truth is that every single mum u see out there has a touching story to tell perhaps if una go give them a listening ear. I'm not proud to be a single mum but I always believe that God knows why things happen.
in my own case, My fiance was involved in an accident 1months to our traditional marriage and he died at the spot, on hearing the shocking news I fainted only to wake up on the hospital bed and the doctor was like 'congrats young girl you are 3weeks pregnant'.I didn't have any other choice than to keep the pregnancy and his people were happy about that because he was the only child of his parent.

but today if I don't tell you I have a little Angel you will never know perhaps I don't look like one

That's sad. However there are others who deliberately make sure the guy packs 100 litres of se.men inside their rondus hoping to trap into marriage. Alas guys nowadays have cut chain. Unless they already look at the lady as someone that they can marry, no dice. They will accept the child but never accept such whoring ass as a wife. Some gals are just good for fvcking not wifing. Those are the baby mamas.

Kon kan aye

dperon:
I have a feeling I knw dis dude. Am sure u'll remember me if it's trully u.

Lol. Afar u. Where Chinedu and Ebube?

Ok

I hear

Hmmm