₦airaland Forum

LandMann:
Stop telling Nigerians about your useless audio plans. Start the implementation and let's see the results

You dey mhad.

Oloribuku alai ni iteloun.

When Tinubu was campaigning that "he will reduce the purchasing power of the people by slowing down the economy"

I bet that you didn't watch all that to know what should be expected after being elected

Now that you are experiencing his campaign promises, you are moaning.

Now, they're telling you ahead on what to expect.

You are still moaning.

You dey mahd

Varunpulyani:
But na Bola dey sniff

Okay

Varunpulyani:
Bola dey drag cocaine

Sheybe his source is from Anambra

Varunpulyani:
My God

So Bola is not aware of anything in Nigeria?

So he should be dragging hailing with Okwute on social media ?

Tap sense na

Anthrax the konga

Pastor137:
Good day Nairalanders. So for three days, I've been having constant headache like someone is hitting hammer on my head morning and night. Been on some painkillers but they have little or no effect.

Treated malaria and typhoid last week. Please what could be the problem please as It's really affecting my productivity at work.

First try to calm yourself down.

1. Start taking enough rest and
2. Drink enough water
3. Reduce your stress

Chai

Sonnobax15:

If Nigeria were a saner clime,such advice would be heeded to,but unfortunately,our own bannies over here are always hungry...To the extent that many of them have thrown away caution into the air......

Las las,na God go continue to save our sisters from evil men...

They said "warn your sisters" nothing concern you with "bannies"

Your sister might listen to you but your bannies will never listen to you.

So let those bannies burn you can always get another one.

But, your sister is not expendable if she get burnt.

She is just your friend girlfriend and not his wife.

So ,she is still in the street.

tollyboy5:
The government is trying to increase revenue by all means without reducing the cost of governance.

Isn't that a good thing?

Dc14:
heaven is real do things that would take u there

So what has this got to do with my post you quote?

Make dem throw this mad man case away.

He is just disturbing the country.

Challenge how you won the election but you are busy saying someone is not qualified as the president.

Peter Obi. ONKR o

eliyke:
Garri,sugar, groundnut nd eyedrop(very important bcus of eye problem)

He can still use onion in place of eyedrop if he can't afford eyedrop

Lol

ConfusePoint:
Ranting. Ranting. Ranting.

I have decided to rant out my predicaments on this forum today.

What is the way out of poverty for me?

One inlaw is even living with us, making it 8 in number, all in one room.

This thing don come big pass me.

I know most of you here would blame me for impregnating a woman to give birth to that number of children but then, life is life. It happens like that sometimes.

They say a poor man's prayer is "e go better" but instead of things to get better in Nigeria, everyday things get worse.

Truth is, except I drive myself out of this mess to a better life for me and my children, this poverty that is so stricken will likely be extended to my children, which I really don't want.

No two ways about it except ...

But like a car without tyres, can it move even if it has fuel? Definitely no.

For 4 days now, I sleep outside in an abandoned car because of financial war at home. I can't go back home and I even feel like never to go back there but should I abandon them like that and run away? To where?

When I went to the market the other day with 5k to buy food items for the house, I was crying and talking to myself on my way back because I came back with almost nothing.

Nigeria have succeed to plug life out of poor Nigerians. The poor cannot breathe again. Let's die and go.

Advice: never give birth when you are not financially strong. Unfortunately, I've learned my lesson the hard way.

Life happens.

How do I help this family better than I am trying?

Wishing you the best in all you do.

Bro, just stfu.

You are not in the position to complain about the current situation of Nigeria because people like you brought us into this.

Resources are limited and poor people keeps fvcking themselves and bearing children like ants.

That's not cool.

🙂👍

We go dey see validation up and down.

When we all know the real people trying their best to make Nigeria to be easy for us.

Quick intervention by Polaris Bank to finance some trillions of fuel to Nigeria on time to ease the pressure of price hike and we know the other people sitting down there and praying for bad outcomes.

All they always post is "una just begin" "una suffer just start" "una never see anything"

No contributions and nothing.

taylor89:
So why una come dey fear to stay una own as a country

Why are you people begging for unity

With Rivers at 21% we’re good to go as a country

SE will get their Biafra and we will have our Niger Delta Republic

But only one SE state is in that list and with a meager percentage among the list.

You want Biafra and the SS said they are not part pf SE.

Na wa o

Zero tolerance for woke shii

That man is all about making big profit and not about the people.

They don't want to hustle hard like other traders to make money.

Now, everyone is equal, traders from every sections of trades will have to hustle hard.

Either a big or small trader.

They all need to hustle hard now.

Era of soft money and profit are gone.

taylor89:
If not for tribalism

Which human being wey him head correct go leave Obi and Osibanjo go queue up to vote for one Irigbaji thief that puts white powder in his nose

When I said why didn’t Yorubas project Osibanjo instead of Tinubu

They said Osibanjo doesn’t have the strength and strategy to defeat Obi & Atiku

Oga are we talking about who has strength or strategy abi we’re talking about who’s is sane and has peoples favor at heart

Tinubu went to Chicago this graduated with first class he’s the greatest politician in Africa he’s track record are there in Lagos state he built Lagos from scratch

Una just dey talk rubbish wey full una mouth

See where it has landed us now

My two friends DR. UNANEVA C. ENITIN

And BARR. UNAGO C. SHEGE say make i greet una

Read the two names again

You are not making any sense here

HanisahZuwy:
I'm a female. The sample was collected from my vagina. She inserted something deep into my vagina and collected the sample, thereafter, she said keep it up, with a thumbs up sign from her to me.

So. Keep it up.

Are you a sex freak or nah?

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

We don't even know if you are male or female self. Everything is just vague to comprehend.

And we are just seeing she go deep.

Na your dick or p,,,ussy she go deep ni abi wetin

Nice one

FuckSilly:

So is the gold more valuable than any other real gold?
If the gold is melted and smelted, will it have other properties different from other golds?

NONSENSE misplaced priority

Something is called VALUE

I'm just here to read the comments of children of hate for this news.

Lmao. I know that on a normal ground, you suppose charge 2k for the design, sha no let your head go against you and charge 2m dollars for the design because is from Jackie Chan.

Remember that you are expendable.

JealousCobra:
😎


Op, if you're jovial they go kill you with enjoyments.

That's Igbo man's tender and caring nature for you be that. But could turn to a lion when deliberately provoked!!


SE is the the safest place to live and do business regardless of what haters are spewing.

Lmao

Hyperchi:
So when America give u green card as a citizen, they also put expiring date on it, or u just want to sound stupid. Don't u think be4 an outsider is given citizen there is a court swearing, which is on paper be4 the document is given,
So travel passport is the certificate of a citizen

So is that one q green card?

A president that is talking about making money and compare to a president that's talking about saving money.

Which one will you choose

Lol