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Romance / Re: What Is The Difference Between 16 And 18 Yrs Old Girl??? by OmoAlakija: 7:50pm On Feb 12, 2020
People take life too serious .. You'll be on your phone masturbating , come here preaching acting like saints .. If im 26 , if I see a 17 years old I like and we are cool , we will chill and have sex if that comes along .. Some 25 year olds would treat a girl better than her fellow 17years old .
Crime / Re: Ibrahim Idris: Alfa Rapes 3 Daughters Of Couple Who Housed Him Free For 7 Years by OmoAlakija: 10:43am On Feb 12, 2020
How the Bleep do they disvirgin these little girls ? It took me 3 good days to be able to disvirgin my girlfriend who wasn't even struggling or anything.. And now these tiny girls are already taking d*ks ? The guy should rott in jail and hell
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Gf Of 2 Years Coz She Lied To Me About Her Body Count by OmoAlakija: 1:19pm On Feb 10, 2020
Dude use her as a sex object and then fck her head up later .. I mean this girl is riding a better dick out there and treating u like shit when Uve done nothing wrong .. Do u know how many guys dick she has moaned to behind ur back ? She probably gave u a kiss after sucking one of her lovers dick.
Romance / Re: Why Guys Need To Consider Poor Ladies And Hawkers For Marriage by OmoAlakija: 10:31am On Feb 01, 2020
All I know is that thier pussy is always sweet and tight especially those street hawkers
Crime / Re: Married Woman In Jos Porn Video Commits Suicide by OmoAlakija: 7:35am On Jan 31, 2020
Its too bad she had to commit suicide, poor and less educated people takes these kinds of things extremely serious as a big shame in the community more than an higher class and educated person would.. Though it can sometimes vary from individuals regardless of their status .
Celebrities / Re: Okada Man Admires Destiny Etiko's Backside On Set by OmoAlakija: 6:08pm On Jan 22, 2020
supercase1:

u no get shame!!! !Shey u like am as u be half seconds man

Leave me alone ooo ! Yes i don't have shame .

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Celebrities / Re: Okada Man Admires Destiny Etiko's Backside On Set by OmoAlakija: 4:58pm On Jan 22, 2020
Cum for don full my jeans if na skirt she wear

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Couple Wearing Balenciaga Native Attire At Ilorin Mall by OmoAlakija: 3:30pm On Jan 20, 2020
God , not my state again!
Romance / Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by OmoAlakija: 9:10am On Jan 18, 2020
Kobicove:
I don't want to do it when in actual fact she wants to do it grin

Na Yoruba girls dey tell that specific lie pass
Romance / Re: If You Caught Your Girlfriend Cheating With Proof by OmoAlakija: 10:27pm On Jan 17, 2020
ranmoor:


Holy Nechabunezzer!!! Ladies will always deny until you show the proof. If you are not careful, she will still blame you and try to manipulate you.

Yes,you're right , at first she tried blaming me and manipulating me . Her story was that she wanted to go over to her mums place because she claimed her mum was very sick. When I was suspecting at first that it wasn't her mums place she went , she was calling me heartless, this and that , that I don't even care about her mums condition . After I busted her she was crying .
Romance / Re: If You Caught Your Girlfriend Cheating With Proof by OmoAlakija: 11:16am On Jan 17, 2020
Bro this can be very heartbreaking, confront her and let her know what she did.. My girlfriend once cheated , went to suck a mans dick because he was gonna help her with a job. She lied about it 100% until I showed her proves and evidences against her on her phone

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Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Masturbates 7 Times A Day As Part Of Wilder Rematch Preparations by OmoAlakija: 6:54pm On Jan 15, 2020
Me that ill only masturbate once , ill sleep for 3 hrs . imagine 7 times ? Ill just sleep for decades.

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Romance / Re: Imagine If This Was A Guy What Will People Say. by OmoAlakija: 9:36am On Jan 15, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
Imagine getting down on all fours and slowly approaching her pussy with your face. You finally get in close enough to spread her open with your tounge and just as you start to lick her clitoris, she moans loudly with a bewildering mixture of seismic pleasure and unbearable pain. You then notice the overwhelming aroma of feces with a tinge of the metallic flavor of blood. Undeterred you continue licking as her body slowly lifts off the ground. Looking down you notice her anus has dilated to 20x it’s normal size as a massive shit, the likes of which has never before been witnessed exits her ass. You continue licking as your mouth is filled with blood and shit. She looks down at you with a smirk and nods. Then, just imagine, you crawl through the mountain of shit and crawl inside her ass. Through both the large and small intestines making your way to her stomach. As the enzymes and acids burn away your flesh, you wait patiently for hours to exit, not as a mere man, but as a shit.

You've smoked weed with the dead

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Crime / Re: DPO Beats, Strips Sisters Naked, Arrests Mother In Delta (Pics) by OmoAlakija: 11:04am On Jan 14, 2020
Please where are the girls that were stripped n*ked, the news is not complete yet biko .
Crime / Re: DPO Beats, Strips Sisters Naked, Arrests Mother In Delta (Pics) by OmoAlakija: 11:03am On Jan 14, 2020
Please where are the girls that were stripped naked, the news is not complete yet biko .
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls No More Shy These Days by OmoAlakija: 8:35am On Jan 12, 2020
Youruba girls will form shy for you even when they want ur d*ck , Igbo girls are the real deal and best to date. Note I'm a Yoruba guy.

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Romance / Re: Can A Man Satisfy A Woman Who Once had Group Se.x?? by OmoAlakija: 8:30am On Jan 12, 2020
I know of a 16 years old girl ,that had sex with 7 guys straight up one night . A solder was once of them, the whole sex duration lasted hours and she was in the Doggy position. I heard loud moaning from my room upstairs only to rush down to trace where it was coming from then woala, I looked through my guys window and I saw him with a bunch of strange guys f*king one girl , with lights on and widow not covered. I later beard that the girl can't go a day without sex because she was abused by her uncle at 13. What a pretty young girl sad

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Romance / Re: I See No Use In Having A Girlfriend. Change My View!! by OmoAlakija: 9:34am On Jan 02, 2020
Varlfott:
I'm not a novice on this subject. I have had some experience with women in the past. But through these experiences and deep thinking I've come to realize that having a girlfriend is pointless and comes with a lot of baggage that I'd rather not deal with.

In my opinion there are only three benefits of having a girlfriend.
1. For Sex
2. For social clout( If she is good looking)
3. For companionship.

Let me break each down and tell you why I don't give a fuçk about any of those benefits.

1. Sex: I'm not a sex freak, in fact my libido is very low. And even if I want to have sex with a lady, I prefer one night stands with strangers where I don't have to keep up contact with them after the sex. I'm very promiscuous and so I can't even do the whole one guy - one woman nonsense. But bear in mind that sex with women is very low on my priority list. I could go weeks without sex and not be overwhelmed with konji.

2. Social clout: Women who are so hot that being their boyfriend gives you social cred are often so high maintenance that the cred they give you pales in comparison to the financial expenses you will make in maintaining their lifestyle. Then there is the constant attention they are going to get from other men and the fact that you'd have to literally "work" to make sure she is getting everything she needs from you so she won't give in to the attention. I'd honestly rather invest my money, time and energy in making money than invest it in sustaining a relationship with a hot woman who will still cheat on me anyway.

3. Companionship: I honestly do not yearn for the companionship of a woman or anyone at all. I'm very okay being by myself and even if I want to hang out with people, experience has thought me that male friends are actually better to hang out with because not only do they have your back everytime, you don't have to deal with the burden of trying to please the. constantly. Also women tend to be very shallow and quality time that involves intellectual discussions is almost never possible with them, especially the attractive ones. In fact the more intellectual the conversation goes, the less interesting you become to the typical attractive Nigerian girl. These ones just want to have fun and talk about shallow nonsense.

If you think there is any benefit in having a girlfriend in Nigeria other than these three that I've done my best to deconstruct a d argue against, please change my view.

Well said .

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