Funny , I'm here running from girls

500 naira recharge card from the money I gave her same day .

Don't listen to these nairaland clowns, she's 16 not 14 and she's even turning 17. I dated a 17years old when I was 24. Some of this girls are mature and wiser than some 25 years old fools.,Most of These fools are only imagining you having only a sexual relationship with her .. What happened to normal phone calls and care,healthy communacayion and relationship. Its your choice, don't ask people who has made worse decisions in life than you have and they come here to play Saint cards .

Something isn't right, its not possible they both died over a sex romp, something else must be behind it , at worst the man could have died and the woman surviving or the woman dies and the man survives .. But both of,them dying means they both consumed something or there was some juju thing on thier bed .

Hemanwel:
I think it is commonsensical for Lagos not to re-open schools now because of the increase in the number of cases of the disease. Why should they re-open when the virus is still ravaging?

If not for the irresponsibility of our government, the whole country ought to still be in total lockdown.

You sound super naive , we all know by now that the daily cases are being made up , not that the virus does not exist, but not the way urs being portrayed .

Jabhunter:
My girlfriends pvssy... After fingering her.. I no de wash hand...
I'd leave it there and be perceiving it from time to time

Parents don born different kind of children for the generation ...hahahaha

CAPSLOCKED:


VERY USELESS ANIMALS THAT WANT TO CONTROL EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.

MEN SHOULD LEARN TO LEAVE WOMEN WITH THEIR FREEDOM. THEY SHOULD GO SWIMMING WITH ANYBODY WHENEVER THEY WANT, HANG OUT WITH ANY BODY OF THEIR CHOICE AND EVEN GO ON TRIPS WITHOUT THEIR PARTNERS.
MEN SHOULD ALSO FOLLOW SUIT. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO WITH RANDOM GIRLS DIFFERENT FROM YOUR MAIN GIRLFRIENDS. I THINK IT'LL BE GOOD THAT EVERYBODY DATES EVERYBODY WITH NO SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY, LET'S SEE WHERE IT GOES.

You sound silly , speak for yourself... Give some girls a little chance they will fck your gate man.. Its not a bad thing to set boundaries to what belongs to,u

OBelz:
DEAR YOUNG GUYS AT THE AGE OF 25 TO 30

Don't make mistakes some of our Fathers or Senior Brothers made.

Marry now with the little you have. Don't wait to be a millionaire, Have kids early so you can grow with them.

Grow with your kids and succeed with
your wife. You will never finish making money or achieving your plans.

You might still not succeed at your target year. So start your life early, with consistency you will grow.

My father said this to me: _When i was 25, i was talking about making billions before i marry.

Many years later, billions didn't come, yet no kid no wife... I had an opportunity to marry the most beautiful love of my life very early, But my fear was, can i really take care of her? But right now She's married with Four grown up children.

The guy that married her was still schooling then, but had the courage. They worked hard and succeeded together. I failed, so please if you can feed yourself, you can feed your wife. You have to believe it, marry early, don't wait.

Don't make our mistakes, I see
my childhood friends play with their kids..

Most of them are not doing as well as me.. But they are happier with their families..

Trust me it isn't money only, but Rather your Maturity, your

happiness depends entirely on your wisdom and the way you Handle Life. With
a well planned life they are happier.

Trust me it

isn't money, What is our problem?

Build mansion, buy the latest Car in Town, marry Sharon stone type, but still we don't have those things we dreamt of, and of course the years we wasted, we can never have them neverrrr!!!_

Please don't be 60yrs old and your kids will still be in their 20's..What are you supposed to be at that age? Their grand father.

Please young men, take my advice seriously.

Marry, don't be afraid, that girl you are finding too many fault in has many good qualities if you look well.

Don't think you will get every thing before you
settle down. God can change your life in a blink, with a good and Focus wife by your side, you will succeed
by God’s grace....
50

Because it didn't work for you that way does not,mean it won't work for someone else. , stop that mentality of generalization. This mentality will make other rich men end up screwing most middle or lower class men's wife , you just rush into marriage and you can't even sustain a reasonable life.

Main chick calls it John

Side chick calls it Sodiq

kenzysmith:
Is it true

He looks more like a Rhyno

tellsblinks:
please I don't do forex and I am not promoting it in any way


I do give her money sometimes and she also have side hustle that she does(baking)

she called me one day and was told me about forex, that's it's good and all the crap... from my own little experience I know that yahoo boys do use it to scam people and I became scared that maybe she has been scammed, she told me no that she knows the person and bla bla bla


then she burst the bubble by telling me that she invested 160k in it. and she is now an investor, jokingly said I should add investor to her name, bla bla bla

(i just dee speechless)

please guys, what's your forex experience? can she pull out now?? is thier any gain in it?

please oh I need advice on what she can do now, because that's all the money she had


updated; she told me that the forex company gives back 50% Interest every month.. and also she first put in 50k which produced 50% interest(though she didn't see it) this futher convinced her to invest large


could this be scam?

She should not do,it for too long , lets say 3 - 4 months is okay, becuase you will always hear stories that touches the heart later

Mosetgg:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am an old member of this platform but I decided to just read comments and learn without registering after I left for sometimes.

But this issue has been bothering me for a while now which made me to register again.

I discovered that whenever I wanted to made love with my fiance I find it very hard to penetrate inside her vagina, though she was a virgin when I met her.

The first time we decided to have sex, I did it from the back and having believed I disvirgin her after that first "sex" which she also told me that I did disvirgin her because of some flesh she said she found dangling in her vagina after the 'sex'.

For like 3 months we've been making love, I normally 'enters' from the back any time we made love because she do complained that spreading her legs in the missionary style causes her pain a lot thus I settled to do her from the back.

Each time I insert my thing, I know there is something wrong because I always felt I am only rubbing my thing on the surface of her vagina but her buttocks deceived me to think something is entering something.

Recently, I intentional told her what I've been observing and we truly discovered that I've not been entering inside her vagina at all, she has just been enjoying my thing rubbing the surface of her vagina while myself because I was also doing it from the back, I was also thinking I was entering the glory land.

Now, after the discovery, she was confused and she said she's not sure if a woman should have a deep hole where a penis such as mine should enter, I was shocked by her level of knowledge about sex been a twenty 23 years old girl she is.

I have to play her porn videos to convinced her that a vagina should swallow up or at least accommodate half of someone's penis before she believed me.

We then concluded that she's still a virgin all this while.

My ordeal, I tried all my best to disvirgin or enter her vagina for four(4) days we have been together, my brothers, I could not made any hole o.

I used different styles and videos to convinced both her and myself that there is a hole we must create, and I even have to tell her that I had had sex before with my ex and there was a hole that accommodated my penis.

For the four days we were together I couldn't see any hole to create nor find anyone in her vagina, I later turn it to joke to her by telling her that I am in the season of ultimate search looking for hole to at least calm her down from fear.

When I checked her vagina it appears firm and somehow with a very small hole which I couldn't penetrate through. She has all the features of how a vagina should look like externally but penetrating hole is missing o.

Please, has anyone here experience such thing like this?

What did you do to solve it?

Am I still the one failing to properly disvirgin her or she does not have any hole that can hold penis down there?

Please Mr/Mrs holier than thou that will comment face your front to avoid crashing into canal of no return.

Thank you.

Yes I have with some Liberian girl . We dated for like 7 months it was impossible to penetrate her.

Had 5 pure waters,

-Used one for drinking garri
-Used three to bath
- kept the last one for emergency in case I get thirsty later. Life became some sort of psychological theatre for me.

Gerrard59:


Two things involved:

1. You knew about the word recently and decided to use it because it makes feel intelligent.

2. You don't know what it means in relation to the topic.

Moody Queen. Why you no get brain like this ?Does it now mean last born are meant to be 15 -16 years ? One can still date an 18yrs old that acts childish

Kenplay:
Am the first born of my parents, I had a relationship which ended in a break up early this year. She was the last born and a very tender girl with this sweet childish vibe.
Am a very rigid and strict person who dont tolerate rubbish, atlast our differences seperated us.

Since then 5 different girls has come my way but they are all last born with the same sweet childish vibe, disorganise but charming and loving which is the pure opposite of me. Am even afraid to date any of them although they all think am dating them. I want my type who is Organise, structured and discipline but I keep getting attracted by my opposite type which they all turn out to be last born with the same character, I mean all of the behave the same.
Can someone help me solve this puzzle because am confuse about it.

Its the same here .. I've been dating last born and the attitude they put up sometimes cab frustrate one's life

Jabhunter:
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that.
I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less...

MGTOW
Redpiller

You are MAD , read my lips MAD . Haaa, which kind play be this one

tellsblinks:
we were once very close and chart almost all the time, calls each other too frequently. surelyy we've had sexual relations as well.

of recent our chart is now one sided, i am always the one igniting conversation, even forcing conversation to flow. most times she would be online and still ignore my messages.

one time we were chatting something important, in the middle of the hot gist she stopped replying (am the kind that ignores messages just to chart with this one girl).


I tried WhatsApp calling her and was told it was busy, waited for like 40minutes before she replied sorry that she was on a vid call, I asked if it was a male and she told me yes, I didn't stress it. oya na let's continue our charts and she has gone offline only to reply 9hrs later.

honestly I feel very disturbed because I really love this girl, she hardly chart, she hardly call, I'm always the one igniting conversations, I'm always the one calling...

when i told her about it, she cried (abi fake cry) on voice record to tell me she is sorry with no reason attached. I didn't stress it


please guys, how do I know if she has stopped loving me?? I love this girl ooh,


hard guy! hard guy! I don't know how I use fall like this

She's is Unilorin?

Bluezy13:


He said you are not quite intelligent.
And he is right.

You mentioned money when the question says apart from money.

Lmaaooooooo!!! This is too much na

Maclink288:
Good day everyone, I'm a guy of 22years before now I've promised my parents that all through my stay in school I won't endulge in anything sexual but as of last 2 month something happened, I made out with a lady(didn't penetrate) but since then my mind hasn't been at rest, I over think, I'm loosing control, my heart beats faster, I've told my parents about it but yet I'm not calm.

In Addition: I took a substance (Man power) on that day, I don't know if it's what is affecting me. It's over 6weeks now.

I've run to God and made a vow to him if I get free...
Please Nairalanders, help me out

Lmao wtf , at 22 .. Sounds more like 2yrs

emmy2fyn:

thanks boss are u now married to her?

U welcome sir, not yet..,maybe till she's 22 because her elder sister also got married at that age . and by then she eojod have been done serving (NYSC)

emmy2fyn:
guys I need ur advice about my girl, she's very OK to me and we are coping but I senior her about 10years and she will just be 23 this year. thanks

Mine is 18 and I'm 28. I get a lot of headaches everyday correcting her.. But she's good and mature to an extent, both physically and mentally ,so yall good to go , her personality is what matters the most

Hahahahahahaha God !!!! This shit is funny as fck

daben1:
Oh! OK, you broke up with your babe because she's not been telling you how big your head is, abi? It seems your head is "big for nothing"

Lmaoooooo

chaloskyx:
wake her up and tell her you want to teach her how to suck preek

Lmao hahahahaha

koyyess:


She cheated on you.

You turned to a community dog.

You now have her 90k

She is now saying you are a broke a$$.

Are you indeed getting your pond of flesh or has this your ex succeeded in Turing you to a deluded mugu of the 21century?

Fish head.

idiot just dey here since dey shout community dog in every post , na the only English u sabi be dat ?

koyyess:


She cheated on you.

You turned to a community dog.

You now have her 90k

She is now saying you are a broke a$$.

Are you indeed getting your pond of flesh or has this your ex succeeded in Turing you to a deluded mugu of the 21century?

Fish head.

90k isn't my problem in this life, fools like you are. All these stupid English u dey here dey blow no be my problem, sleep dey worry me , all the ajebutter children sha .. Yaaawns

koyyess:


Another account keh? I said it that you are brain dead.

You are the one opening account up and down. This very one you are using right now is to nag about your ex girlfriend up and down because you are still pained.

She has turned you to a community dog.

Sorry o

Mumu

Lmao, FBI, I'm,sure you're proud you did a great assignment by screenshoting that ? How cute , your father must be proud of you , after showing nairalanders, go and show him too .. Now Go to bed so you can wake up on time to watch early morning cartoon.

wisdomkid:


You think you won?
No, it's the exact opposite, because a child splash you dirt, does not mean you'll go play in the dirt, pick it up and splash back. Kings always behaves like Kings. Apparently, you're not one.

Thanks Refree, your opinion is golden in your world . Thanks

koyyess:


She is probably staffing another guy right now or chatting with her new catch.

You are here feeling like a local champion, shouting about your community dog achievement.

Buzu fish d1ck head. Sorry oo

RIP

Lmao, you actually used another account to comment here again ? What's your deal Mr ? Den swear for you ? Haahaha. U just carry my matter for ur head ehn, dem no dey straff ur own sister

Arewa1408:



I will go and tell on you.......

Haha please o

koyyess:


Stop spilling your filthy secrets here. I know your type. Gutter brain.

Where is your so called girlfriend by the way? You came here to nag about your heartbreak while still playing and celebrating community dog. How many houses have you built with that so called gutter achievement?

You need to be hung by the balls and lashed severely. What a disgrace.

Ode nie!!!!

koyyess:

This is exactly how you sound but you are too
Stupid to realise it. Shame.

Now listen and listen good, since u decided to be a low life internet fool that won't give up , im sure the most important asset you own in your life is your phone or your prick. You're here tagging people doing better than you with images u wasted ur data to download and post, get a life u wasted sperm of a son. Your type mastubes with ur mothers bathing soap