₦airaland Forum

deepwater:
I have seen such news so many times with happy endings for folks based overseas.
Coming to my locality, suffering becomes the middle name for those who gets 'stuck-up' in this kinda love.

The next thing, the girl starts selling breads on the street and gets fingered by mechanic and carpenters, while the boy just move along answering the title 'i don born before'

Very common with yoruba people, just an observation





before you quote me, i married a yoruba man, but i have stopped him from eating hydraulic soup



Thanks for your inquiry, you see, we both realized the need to go global from the start and onset, hence, we made a life changing decision which was to stop any form of HYDRAULIC SOUP in our life, we fasted, we held hands, knelt down and prayed for cleansing of previous inoculation of any hydraulics and vowed never to get caught up in that shitt again.

And to God be the Glory, we are soaring higher at exponential rates, is this not a miracle. What a freedom from spirit of draw-backs soups and toilet brooms

You see, that HYDRAULIC SOUP can draw your destiny back, please stop it

you people and lies sha. what's your Yoruba husband name, his state and town. lie Mohammed daughter


should any Yoruba have abandoned his/her soup for your tasteless oha soup? its you people that deny your dignity and value, that's why u hanged away from your region and stay all over the places


I can't joke wit my ewedu soup, it my dignity and my value. you brainless shegoat, u eat banga, I eat ewedu. do I have to be proud of your native soup than mine? bombastic element

NwaAmaikpe:

Hypocrites
See the fake smiles on their face.

All the men there are sugar daddies All the women there are sex starved.

If only a suicide bomber could just hug Tinubu...just a little.

ode boy

Jessidaisy4:
I can't believe that beautiful lady kisses those ugly lips

u look so unprecedented Jessy, I want to cross your path, may we chat in private?

APCHaram:
They will succeed because no SS/SE people or group will help save afonjas from disgrace

what position do u hold in your father's house sef to be assuring what group will fail, fight or support


u dis kids on nairaland, u thought tools to fight war is just mere keyboards?

what I know is that I can't pay a house who's under renovation


if you're not going through pay and pack method, I won't give a penny


op, you too fuvked up though I won't blame u much sha we are bound to do mistake. when someone had already breached pay and pack in method u saw online or wherever u saw it and u still went ahead to pay the money despite u know is under renovation, that alone should ve given u a warning sign


I hope u get the money back because is nt easy for an hustler loosing such money at dis point in time

HiddenShadow:
By the time Buhari's death will be announced in the North, the real reason for Kaduna declaration will manifest


Afonjas get ready to drag power with herdsmen

Osibanjo reinforce yourself

Igbos leave the North before that announcement

Igbos in Lagos and other SW states, pls avoid Hausa Fulani settlements so that when Afonjas and herdsmen start slugging it out in the West, you won't be victims

see how u painted Igbos as if they are immortal. what made u people feel important still baffle me because this your sense of reasoning is no way different from abokki own


you need to check your hidden brain because your shadow is not only hidden but there is no iota of senses in that big head

IgboAmakaa:
@Omankalive i know u are blinded by hate...... dat is none of business



just fucckly stay away from Igbo matter


I DONT Care who u are or what u think or where u are from..nonsense


i am not supporting these barbaric act


y will he be insulting a whole tribe because of one person

keep your dirty mouth shut hypocrite. I have read more than 10 comments of what u are crying about like an hopeless kid


person or not person. Africa still remain uncivilised, either u get Biafra or not


maybe u will cry to leave Africa after you people achieved the Biafra


just imagine the abuse of freedom of speech


you people and hausas are not different

poshestmina:
when you want to blow too much grammar and you end up not communicating ...Biko su yoruba

what's your stand? because u keep blabbing boom

DocHMD:
Lol!

You mean the ewedu anti-Biafrans on social media or the ones yet to migrate from sudan or fall from heaven?

Abeg clarify!

u dey mind the yeye man. no one is leaving Nigeria. the Biafra that attempt to leave during civil war end up being wasted. same with 2015/2016 which turned the hero of Biafra into eastern pope


we need to go for restructuring, and high tolerance of one another

are you sure you have not tasted her honeypot


what exactly are u asking nairalander. if u should continue fvcking her or stop fcking

are u for real. u suppose to receive a sound slap for dining with your ex either married or single


wetin dey worry u dis lover boy sef

Billygee2u:
U see,is their anything that will disprove people calling the country ZOO?

nothing my brother the southeast is part of the zoo. human conscience is poisonous all over Africa


I heard one story on how a brother killed his younger brother for money at Nnewi some mths ago and the ritual backfire


so what would u call that, isn't it zoo


both southeast, south south, southwest and north are the zoo

IhateAfonjas:
U should cease to make stupidity one of your hobby at least for once


You should cease making stupidity one of your hobbies at least for once

You see why you should stop romancing your sister when she's sleeping

you're just an abandoned ret.arded being that need attention


when last did those psychatric officer raid your area? u better submit yourself to them for free mental medication

or

else

rehab might be the end of your miserable life

IhateAfonjas:

Keep crying like a rat on mensturation

You didn't call me a secondary School dropout when i was your assignment for you

correct your grammatical blunder. u wey never teach yourself finish won teach person


don't know why u feel, is good to dramatize stupidity on public forum


u should cease to make stupidity one of your hobby at least for once

IhateAfonjas:

Where is the polytechnic located ??

Ondo state ??

I will rather remain unemployed

what was your qualification before that u think u are eligible to apply



secondary school dropout too dey feel funky

IhateAfonjas:
Shut up before i eat your ass dog

now I knew what caused your decayed wasted nervous system. consult your doctor and ask the consequence of eating dog ass


bast.ard mofo

Zirah:
Why you come finish am like this?

you dey mind that bunkum

he keep constituting nuisance on every thread as if Yoruba impregnated her mother and ran away

IhateAfonjas:
Lol

The Yoruba tribe really appreciate having you as soon

They don't need to stress themselves trying to find who they would sacrifice to their gods, you're an easy target

Antelope

I have never regret being a Yoruba or my state. your regret of being a calabar indigene shows you're living an hopeless life


if u would regain the hope again is even under probability. u that's in love with a dead body. omo ale

IhateAfonjas:

They gave her a chieftaincy title ??

I regret being from Calabar

they even regret having u as son. no sensitive state wish to have a rehab candidate as son

IhateAfonjas:

The Lagos State Police foiled a bank robbery and nabbed the 3 goat face hardened criminals :

Abiodun Olaroye : (38 yrs) otherwise known as Gbeleju, a Native of Ode Kreme Village Ondo State

Oluwatobi Olakankita : (47 yrs) better known as Segun from of Arobo in Ondo State

Adeyemi Anuofia : (90 yrs) Aka Ademumu a native of Arogbo Ondo State.

you didn't see guys from Biafra there

baby on public forum

IhateAfonjas:
Do you eat Amala and Ewedu (hydraulic soup) ??

your IQ should tell u, I won't engage you in a childish puzzle game but I'm prepare to wash you down in public

imbec... like u too need attention. if not for nairaland that's helping u to be notice. who know your generation in your village


hopeless scum

IhateAfonjas:
Do you want me to forgive you ??

your joblessness grievance should be direct to the FG and not to an individual or to my region


no Yoruba cause your present predicament that made u to be splitting all thread


your frustration on hating afonja won't stop your hopeless living but face work and stop seeing drugs as your way to succeed


wasted son of an hopeless region

IhateAfonjas:
I will not join her

My shovel will join her

I will unearth her with my shovel, that's the only thing that would meet her

Did you cry when she killed herself ?? I know you did, you really do miss her early morning sex

Hahahaha

I'm destroying your life, why can't you take a loss ??

your life had go beyond destruction. u are more or less like a living dead


point one motive that made u think u are living soul. just one reason?


you're as loss as a market mad man

IhateAfonjas:
Sorry, i thought i was talking to your father who is a donkey, i never knew i was talking to his monkey son

u thought u are talking to your palm wine tapper father that broke his back while climbing the trees


this one your eyes they see double. are u sure u go last for this world


when your senses keep malfunctioning at the age of 19yrs

IhateAfonjas:
Wow

I will love to get a blowjab from her skeletal empty skull and bust a nut in her rotten mouth

This is a warning to you

Anytime you come for me again, i will destroy you like i always do

I'm sorry about your mother, she was a good head, her head game is so bomb, i call her Boko Haram

I'm not happy, she took my sperm in her stomach to the grave

feel free and ready to join her soonest. she must have been missing u. I know she will be glad to enjoy more of it

goodluck on your journey and say me well to all our past heroes

IhateAfonjas:
Sorry, i don't talk to monkeys

cyborg what did u just do now?

I swear 80% of you using fake monikers are rather monkey, geek or rehab candidate

IhateAfonjas:
I will consult your mother.
She knows how to cure my insanity (ere.ction) with her mouth

unfortunately she's in the grave. ready to consult her immediately

IhateAfonjas:
I will consult your mother.
She knows how to cure my insanity (ere.ction) with her mouth

unfortunately she's in the grave. ready to consult her immediately

one of my anger with buhari is why he don't grant this mofos their five states country


they keep spoiling this country image and home and abroad


I have never experience how hatred can make people brain malfunctioning

anyway even in their land they hate each other. the only people they respect are just the ritualist among them. awon olofo

Koval12:
I can only see bravery in his face. He had hoped for a better Nigeria after independence but what happened thereafter left him with no choice than to defend his own people. Rest on Ikemba Nnewi.

defend is own people how? how u people fo.ol yourself still amaze me


someone that left his people perished and cheek out


I will rather die as an hero than live a coward and even ran away and live my people perish



I really don't know if this people statement most shud be tag illusion, or hallucination. they seems confuse using words in the opposite of its exact meaning


opposite of hero is coward. so educate yourself

IhateAfonjas:

Calabar is a country ??

Calabar is not even a state

I have a serious question

How long have you been mentally unstable ??

this life can be so funny. I wonder how a man with affected mental faculty tried to perform brain hypothesis on others


consult your surgeon

IhateAfonjas:
This list is not accurate
Where is Ogun state on that list ??
Ogun state is the only peaceful place on earth

consult your doctor, this is a symbol of insanity

Kockane:
I served in Ekiti, 2012. I ran away because of the cultists. Ori Apata on Adebayo Road, Ado Ekiti, they visited like every other week to rob and rape. It was a horrible experience.

Oh well, things might have changed. As at then, I could confidently say ekiti was the capital of cultism in South Western Nigeria. Kai!!!

u could confidently say? on a past event as u shape it in your phrase. Nigeria graduate


I be you don join the "I must talk gang"

Adebayo is close school area, infact that's WHR ekiti part time std and few of the full time students lives so u shud expect cultism


point one Nigeria universities that's free of cult



and how can use a particular area to judge a whole state? what did u studied in that your school?