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waledudu: Enugu is worst.. Conductor go nearly siddon 4 ur head.. Crazy dirty ibo pigs.

uche13: Reminds me of what happened a couple of weeks back.

I boarded a bus at charity to obalende.The conductor shouted that people stopping at oshodi should disembark because he can't stop on top of the bridge cos of lastma. One man refused to come down stating that he asked from the beginning and was promised that he would be dropped at oshodi "oke". The driver told him that if he does not get down, he would not stop. The driver then angrily drove him to Anthony and told him to come down despite pleas from everyone for the driver to stop him. The guy refused to come doown and threatened to deal with the driver while making "fake calls" for guys to meet him at obalende.

When we got to obalende, the guy quietely came down without saying a word to our surprise. As the driver drove off, he said "Don't mind them jo, I was actually going to board BRT bus at oshodi to cms but God blessed me with free bus, all that one I was doing was mere fronting jare"

It was hilarious!

Kaxmytex: [size=14pt]Mah sista,d xperience wey i don get 4 all dis public buses,no b smal tin o....
D 1 wey i no go 4get na d day wey i tok say make i go see my guy...
I wan carry bike b4 buh as i see say d cloud don dey gather,so,i changed my mind,i kum enta bus....
E neva reach 40secs wey i enta dis bus,naso dis heavy rain start o....
4 my church mynd,i tink say i don escape d rain nt until after a minute,i jux felt sumtin wey dey drop on mah head,kini eleyii?(wot'z iz dis?)...as i bend my head make i see d kynd tin wey dey fall on my head,naso i see dis small hole o....haaaaaa! conductor,ibi yii n jo o(conductor,dis place dey leak o)..
as i siddon insyd d bus,i jux dey blame masef...chai..which kynd nanszence b dis naw,i muttered...
D rain don heavy 2 d xtent dat my cloth don soak sef,i looked at d hole once more,2 my suprise,d hole don reach 4....ohhhhhhh God,kini gbogbo rubbish yii gan sef(wot'z all dis rubbish),i shouted at d conductor....

conductor: egbon e joor,e ma binu(bros,abeg no vex)
Me: e fun mi ni owo mi joor,mi o lo mo(gimme mah money joor,i no go again)
passenger: brother,e ma binu(brother,no vex)
driver: abeg,no vex...we go soon reach ur bus stop...jux calm dwn....

Na so dem jux dey beg me anyhw...
Me wey b say i don dey para since,i no knw d tym wey i enta silent mode...
Finally,i reach my bus stop sha,oh boi..kum see my shirt,evrytin don soak wit water...
I branch insyd 1 shop until d rain stopped....


D day wey i enta 1 yeye bus wey wan catch fire also....na only smoke wey we see o,kum see hw evry passenger dey tear race,no b smal mata dat day o, kum see hw passengers dey escape through d boot,u nid 2 see hw 1 of mah bros dey squeeze im body through d window so as to escape fire,kum see hw old mama take dey struggle bcuz say she wan escape,we no knw hw driver and conductor take disappear buh lata sha,we kum see dem wit bucket of water.....chai...bus palava no b here o[/size]

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