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feel like having strawberry Frappucino

having long throat of cooked Ofin (ugu/pumkin seed), catalystic Uben with boiled corn.

desperate for snail stew and hot rice.

if you are holding F1 visa, stop by the IS office of your school. they could take care of that for you/give you good ideas.

amen cool prayer

on your side  muchbabe. they will still toast the  opeke 

david post your hairy bear bear face alone for us to see. siddon for Roch dey yab the fine girl  sorry fine model

muchbabe:
na wa for u o
she aint butt ugly,  i should look at u and see how u look,  post your pic lets see

yay!!! am excited! i am going to oversea. i know i will see many flyover
is google earth aeroplane?

Yup, God bless America. Home sweet home land of the free
home of the great

how is tuface fairing by the way? how far with those who shot him? did the shooter shoot himself?

olrotimi:
oh my this americans are devils themselvesyet they always say " God bless america" rubbish

awww it's not my fault now eh @ El. the weather was k i n d a bad. i can't get a connection you know.

niceuzor, hang on i will be with you in a while. my YIM is just acting up. i have to download a new one. so hang in there 

una fit kill me with laugh. goodness my rib ooooooo

lol darfur common now

darfur:
my dear come on jare, darfur is a great place. no mind cnn and bbc. you know those guys will never show anything positive about africa. there are great hotels and museums you'll love to visit. waiting to hear from you. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . [size=7pt[b]]is it not the same omoge of the "hang in there" fame[/b][/size] . .

eh, i wan to go to USA and UK from darfur, can you give me visa?

LOL, real analyst roflmho

MoOdYLaDy:
[size=14pt]Lmfao, gosh i can't laugh anymore, its hurt after working on my stomach

ROTFL, i can't stop it, my housemate thinks am going in sane

Jayon na wa ooooo your woman is UGLY, i wish there was another word to describe her!!!!!!chie chie she's too wowo for my liking, kai kai, see how you displayed your girlfriend naked pic on a public site, haba

Anyway what happened to her face, ewwwwwwwwwww her nickname is pimples face

See those stretch mark on her ass ewwwwwwwwwww, na wa oh u no get eyes sha

The bikini suits are so ugly, and mismatch sef

wassup with the background was she on a vacation to the Island[/size]

same thing everywhere. there are shooters in nigeria and US. thank goodness he killed himself (would have ended up in prison for life). hopefully those shooters in nig will be killing themselves too.
God bless America.

JustGood
To be honest with you, wife beating is very common in Nigeria that you'd think it's a past time. just see how those conductors beat/slap ladies anyhow at the motor park.

Most of the women have no choice. They think of their children, economy and the stigma attached to it. If not, they will be divorcing in drooves like the whites.
It is good the way the whites dump their sorry ass bo .

yeah, a nice poodle as 404

BlackMamba:
I don't have any time nor resources to elevate any animal to pet level. There just too many human suffering in the world especially Africa to devote serious thought to animals, except as a source of nutrition for humans.

true. but i will stay with darfur and then branch to UK or Americah.

hang in there i will be with you soon

no i never see am. i wan to go to darfur and branch to America and UK. i heard it's easy to go to america and UK thru a war zone like darfur.

i want to go to America and UK. I heard the place is nice and the pple are stingy. you wan help me with visa and buy my ticket 

hahaha, you are one good lady ojare .

the lady speaketh

@ English1

who doesn't have a sense of humor here so far?? 

what i don't understand are those with Asthma having pets. imagine having that with 2 cats and two dogs! i have seen it and can only shake my head. some nigs are not good with animal. imagine a Nigerian lady, who invited me to her home after class for lunch. on opening the door, there was an awful smell. guess what? the dog shit on her imported couch.
gosh!! i was no longer hungry.

she was complaining of not having time to walk it and the dog always shit inside the house (kitchen, bedroom and living room).

i like poodles but i don't plan on owing one. smell of dogs put me off. their mouth and body em em. kudos to those that kiss and hug their dogs 

lol i'm trying to get a new number since water don spoil the other one. just hang on okay .

Elgaxton:
@ Howddy

Thank u jare!

You no see as Omoge dey stingy with her number

Darfur daffy wetin dey shellle for your side na? Meegwo!

hummm Kurukere kurukere oshele

iya aje where are thou

out out brief candle.

Is there any way i can pass thru darfur to UK or US? i heard no visa (visa free) from darfur to UK, Europe and USA. please i will give you my number (opps phone is bad) to contact me.
contact me thru my neighbor's number at 8062340666. thanks

ha!!! and you are in the UK yet complaining. you could even get a cleaning job to raise a child/claim welfare for the time being. it's how you make it to be. think twice before doing what you are thinking. like nana said, the child could be a blessing to you both.
well, do good and i wish you well my brother.

don't worry about your lost friend too much. friends come and go. you gained a bouncing baby which is allllll good, cheers. be happy eat and drink and be merry nwannem.

see wetin di ck dey cause eh una guys sef na wah!!

hope you enjoyed the drunken saga. now face real life and get the lady and baby into the picture. DONT ever encourage her to terminate it, b t w, thank God she refused!!! now, time for enjoy bang don finish. face real issue and do the right thing.

coming here to talk abt your masters   well, in that level you could have a wife and kids. there are pple with children doing their Masters so you won't be the only one.

your future plan is not going down the drain but taking a U turn a wee bit. get a job with your degree and move on with you being a DADDY. invite us to the naming  

lol

ummmm, don't try african store shaki o. your teeth go suffer i warned you. you go cook am tire maybe burn down the apartment or house, goodness!! never in a place with campus safety pano pano go knock your door

haha, not really

nwando:
sounds like an invitation.
David,hanlele

david, whenever you plan going to silver spring, let me know. i will give you Obeng store address. their goat meat is really nice. you can buy 1 whole goat with everything intact even head and tail