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lol LOL em em,

sweet dream

The Condom Broke!
I'll never forget the time i travelled back to KD after being away for a year, i went back rich with an exotic car, all the girls wanted to feel the AC and fucking was endless to me then.

*censored* 4 ThoniaSlim

The koko gist is that my ex has gone hay wire, she lives alone in Abuja and i think she's an Alis2, she came all the way from Abuja to see me, I had to spend the night with her in a hotel, that night, she wore no pant (no. 1)., she drank 2 bottles of sml stout while i took just one, she smoked 4 sticks of cigar, when the action starts, I tried my best but this girl could not wet, I forced my self in, while pressing up, the condom broke, I knew it because it was painful due to the bruises i sustained from frequent sex that week (sometimes without condom). Though painful, i galloped all night while she was dozing, even at morning galloping continued,

My guys, [b] i de fear to go for tes[/b]t and I don't trust this girl one bit, infact, she is a prime suspect, Any ideas?

Yes!! Simibrazil really wants someone to give it to her.

omosexxy, i don't have a guy and really don't want one till am ready  . the wahala i see with others too much so i stand for corner dey look while i carry my backpack filled with textbooks

see my brother, there is much to this life than what's between our legs okay. the right time will come for now, it's not important to me. one thing first that's what mama told me and i agree with her .

anyway, goodluck with what you got to deal with . odabo ooooo.

@ Gboi, yes I DO !!! Cuz it's safer and am still in school. i have to stay focus with no problems such as the one you have now, don't forget few months down, you might be back asking about baby mama again. so I Abstain big time my dear  .

then the ones made from rubber plastic to fetch water better 

anyway, hope you abstain from sex till you are married, goodluck.

omosexxxy:
Hmmmm, what\'s the big deal, just go check your self, I guess u used those low quality N50 condom, i recommend N500 Durex, i used them always.

now simi, get your act together and stop talking about our food like that you hear me?

see how our body dey shine shine that alone is enough explanation that the mixtures you've been complaining about are doing great in our body. we don't pour brown sugar in our soup, so chill girl make it the last time you will refer to ''meat and fish'' 

When I see someone cooking and eating it I feel like vomit. hope you tell your nigerian husband that the food looks like vomit, are you really a wifey?

@ omoge25

oh, i never buy egbin here o and i never will. stuffs from home they sell in the store here are not of good quality.

last year, a good friend and a classmate was going home. my mom happened to call me and asked what i felt like eating. trust me i told her egbin/ire oma stew .

so she bought them in large quantities (very huge ones ). she cleaned and fried them real good the night before my friend was leaving. i was the one to pick her up so was able to get my egbins  right on time and kept them frozen. my mom also package large quantity of hausa fish (smoked cat fish) for me. they are all out now lol.

i chop that meat/enjoyed it real goood. Now I'm missing it badly  .

Nna, na so we see am ooo, na so we go take am

Etin:
Thanks again to everyone. I would like your opinon on this:

who GIVES A fuckINg damn what your name is>?, please keep that crap to yourself,aint nobody gon go extra miles trying to figure what "DEMONIC NAME"MEANS



Please can someone tell me how the above statement resulted in the following one. Honestly I was not looking for this I was enjoying a thread about the meaning of names. I was half expecting someone who understands yoruba to guess her name and the next thing i saw was this!

i think some of them are worst off in real life. if they can insult you while hiding behind the computer, pray you don't meet them in real life o.

@ nwando

yes you are right bo. 90% of the guys on NL are good at it. say something that's contrary to their own view and grandmama for village go suffer even the ones that are long dead.

Not only nigerians, but most Nigerians are good at it.

did i hear someone saying Nigerians in Nigeria have calmer tones? which states/city make i go visit?

uspry1, i won't touch craiglist not in my sleep

lol wetin be thisl??

na2day?:
una wan try

Gamer, is it you that is talking again here? why you made love to another lady when you have a girlfriend is still puzzling.
control is the word and since you lacked it, please let ladies hear word and STOP making that girl be the bad apple. she isn't here to defend herself okay.

how are you my sister omoge25
i say make i just helep a brother in need

omoge25:
you no go kill me for hia today o, I read this and busted out laughing. Omoge you are too much!

@ simibrazil

simi, why you dey vex? twice now you have yabbed Nigeria style of cooking.

there are chances that the food and drink you posted might cause nsi mmili mmili true true. maybe for those not used to it. so relax, afterall nsi mmili mmili cleanse the stomach  because you shit am commot 

simibrazil:
[b]To eat meat , chicken and fish togheter ALSO BUSHmeat is much more nsi mmili mmili[/b]Bush, intestin ? Yearhhhhh
I have been [b]preparing myself and taking courage to buy and touch it[/b]You guys don't have taste, don't know what is good
I am so sorry for you

hurry no let those mosquitos bite you and drink your blood bo

goodnight my brother in NIN

iykrion:
Alright, I accept. Eventhough it doesn't go down well with me. I beg to leave, it's close to 12 midnight here and I am still on my balcony striking the keyboard.
@davidylan, I-man, Omoge, his_grace and the rest 'NIDs', I say HAVE A GOOD TIME, it's been really nice chatting with you guys.

hehe need the whole family? hahaha really funny.

what i would have loved to see if shooters in nigeria shooting themselves. oyinbo don't run away and if they do, not too far.

hahaha fasting and praying for visa  

God bless America

where is the picture? did i post nsi pictures? gosh that was just an interpretation  now carry your food go dinning room  imagine seeing real _nsi mmili mmili

nsi mmili mmili is: water water shit/water water pooh pooh. also called otolo. some call it diarrhoea or leak leak yansh or leak leak pie hole 
hope you are clear now 

drrionelli:
Might I prevail upon somebody--anybody--to please explain what "nsi mmili mmili" means?   

Blimey!!!   man!! this is really serious!!! imagine someone in London  (nigeria) hunger bad oooooooo  
let me go do my pedicure/manicure and my hair jare while they go through pains with their visa appt

bunch of PRETENDERS/hypocrites

Get well brother denex.

hiss, an hungry man is an angry man.

the high school guy who killed himself was being bullied. it was vegeance on those who bullied him. both the shooter and those bullying him chop belleful. unlike those hungry shooters in nigeria whose goal is to thief from those they are killing. how sad!!!!

hahaha Jerry Springer, lol. did you see how they play with food in the show? shoving it on their faces. now tell me how many places in nigeria pple can play with food? where? even the rich men are counting money for food for their families. abeg!!!

you watch many American made movies/program o   that's delusional too cuz oyinbo made them.

One Night with the King really nice movie.

@labiyemmy:
great news - no hiding place for all those diasporians - watch them fished out of their hiding holes

hahaha.

some of them give nigeria a bad name too. i wonder where they work (maybe Nigerian owned business)

i can't imagine life as an ilegal.

oh well, they queue up in front of banks and have the hungry policemen whipping them with koboko just for an interview.

davidylan:
The waitresses at the diner from which i type this reply have cars (the 18yr old chic here has a solid jeep!), can afford relatively good homes and are comfortable. How many graduate trainees in Nigeria can boast of this?

God bless America.

Support our troops 

let the rain fall 

sing the negro spiritual and let it sound from shore to shore 

let the shooters in nig kill themselves too.

Omoge25, how do you prep that ala stew? is that the stew made with palm oil?

gosh did i hear the alarm?

after they are done blowing their horns here, they will run down to the travel section of NL for info abt visa to US or how to play visa lottery. making the likes of pius.o to spring up. there are good and evil everywhere. wether you are in nig, US or Europe. at least we all know the guy isn't going to kill another day unlike the shooters in nigeria. kill today, kill tmr, kill forever.

keep shinning your eyes for unfortunate events happening in US.
God bless America.