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Hope this won't turn into trouble. And those Fulani won't stop bringing their herds around my house...turned a peaceful state into a grazing field. can't we just live in peace?
Na to dey open two eyes now o...

This one I am on the front page. Fuel scarcity reach Nairaland too.

I was expecting this kinda thread, after that oloso own...see what Buhari caused...after it ll be "school with highest number of extra year or concoction eaters...Iranu.
Quote me anyhow make........

I don't think a sequel is necessary. The first part of that movie is bereft of an ideal comedy story. Poor script, poor casting and poor directing. I ll pick "Fone Swap" over that drama. Though it was a box office success but AY needs to step up the idea if the sequel ll come to broad day light. I can't imagine myself seeing that first part again.

oluseyiforjesus:
Some pple Jst Name university any how, Imagine Adeleke University (AU), Africa Union, or Academic Union. U dnt need to Put ur name b4 we knw u owns d sch
Covenant - oyedepo
Bellveiw - Obj
Etc
Na so Afe Babalola go put his full name like say dey won steal d university if he die finish

u don vex?.no vex..ur comment made my morning though.esp d Afe babalola part

FP, where r u? Pple are receiving good news, dear lord, pick up this call n answer my call. Emi na fe ra range rover. Congrats to d PA o.

Dat babe shot the first bullet and went short of bullets, Lizard abi na Lizzy shot back with missiles now she is running to us. ole ooshi....such are the type that ll first slap you as kids and when you hit em back they ll shout "Mummmmmy"

IME1:
yes it is FP worthy

it is also good to know blood group match for Rhesus factor

Thanks brov. We need make people out there know love cannot cover up for the pain and suffering in the marriage involve a wrong genotype combination.

Akonke – A Farewell to Love
Akonke is an Afro-soul song by Arkbishop, a songwriter/comedian with the theme of break up. The song is a campaign for genotype awareness. It narrates the story of a young man addressing his lover who just discovered through a genotype test the incompatibility of the young couple and the need to break the relationship. Though, it is a song of love, preaches strength and the need for intending couples to know their genotype, and if the genotype is not compatible then the need for a separation.

Download here:
Audio and video download http://www.ekimogunmirror.com/2016/01/21/arkbishop-akonke/

Mod, pls check it out. It might be a material worthy for frontage. Thanks

Egbon dumb jazzy...Leave trash for Lawma o.

Is a play I am o. Cos some pple ll carry my matter on their head like dada now.

Me dey think dem wan do new track o..."Leave Trash for Lawma"-Olamide ft Dumb Jazzy, Tiwa Salvage, Di'ja longthroat size, Korede Bello, Lil Kesh etc....

Na joke I dey o, cos I know some pple might take this P.

Every Single service in church was a hit. Back to back. From sunday school, to the main service,to bible study and prayer meetings. Still no single sister is eyeing me. Iyalaya anybody.club ti take over.

Angel Fatai: Egbon, if it is the your membership you want, (you know the rest)

Make I no carry last jo. Though I no gree make first page.

Na VIC o she go marry. Can imagine what my mum ll say if I take cossy home as my bride to be...she ll say
"Ha, omo Cossy to n gbe Omu jo ninu orin Obesere yen ko leleyi...o ti e da...mo ti mo pe Oju kokoro lo ma pa e"

Domestic Violence...A Cry For HELP!!!
With the just concluded "Awareness for Domestic Violence"
Lakeside Production releases the movie "Anansewa-Cry of a Woman". The short movie exhibited in different women conference, meetings and camp is ready to watch...A Mide Molayan (@Arkbishopbaba) story featuring South African fast rising actress Ursula Mollo.
Before you say "I do", know that man very well...This short movie is a must watch....Say no to Violence, say no to spouse battering, say no to DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
As directed by Collins FBI...Story by Mide Molayan...Music scored by Evans Dievantile...A Lakeside production.
Watch here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8PfrTfRfQA
Have a lovely week.
Thanks
Lakeside Productions.

Pls Mod, help my career and help see this to the front page. Thanks
CC Lalasticalala
Ishlove
Et al.

I remember this xmas eve, I was just too happy to see another year end so I went to a bar to give myself a treat. Luckily, Trophy was running a promo of buy two, get one free. I was so glad cos my budget was just a thousand naira. So with that, I can buy 4 and get two free and still keep a change of 200 naira (who says life is not good)...I was on my 5th bottle when Mufu came in and as it was a festive period, he bought me 3 more, making 9 bottles to myself...See awoof o...Omo, see peefing...I drank the chilled trophy to the disappointment of the devil and to the glory of the saints
While sitting and enjoying the brewed chemical, I didn't know what was brewing up inside of me until it was time to go home. My legs were not in agreement with my head. The bar became bigger for me and to make matter worse, my innerman took over. Like a mount Zion movie of old...I started hearing voices. one said "Guy...u don waste o, carry bike dey go house"...the other devilish voice was like "hanhan, ow many bottle you take now wey u dey feel say you don waste? oga, you fit trek home" unfortunately, I heard d latter. So I started walking home. The distance is impossible to walk if Sayo wasn't involved but on that level, I could trek Naija to Soweto.
I walked and got to my street when the major event of day happened. Suddenly, I saw this big river (twasn't there before I left for the bar o) and live in my presence I saw a goat drowning...OMG!...I couldn't see a life die on me so I went on a rescue mission. I took off my shirt and I plunged into the river. The waves was so much but I went with the flow (thanks for watching Jack Bauer and his movie moves). I swam towards the goat and held him...tried pulling him out of the river but the weight was overwhelming...Omo see gobe...I can see the look on the helpless goat so I shouted "hold on, you can't die on me"...So I tried more. I must rescue this goat. The more I tried, the more it was impossible to save this goat. I noticed the weight of the goat ll drown us both so I have no option than reluctantly let go....God and all the angels will bear me witness I tried. I was about leaving the goat when I noticed people on the river bank watching and making comments like "oh, aye o...Shayo o da o...Wo omo'kunrin yi bo se di mo Okuta nla ninu gutter...o le ro wipe eyan loun di mo yen o" meaning "gosh, life!...drinking is bad. see that guy holding on to a rock in the gutter as if he is hugging a human" other comments like "wetin dis fine Bros drink now come dey swim inside dis dirty yanmayanma gutter water", one said "oga, so our gutter na your swimming pool now?"...it was this moment I realised I was in our street drainage aka gutter and the goat I am holding is a a big rock and not a river...Jesu!...Shayo and konji na bastard...Shame! disgust!...I came out of the gutter and went home. I couldn't go out for like 2 weeks after that incidence...I swear, I won't drink again.
Good morning folks.
Tales of a naija guy.
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That SA guy must have his brain under his armpit...what has terrorism got in common with miracle...I no blame u, na those pastors give u talk...Abeg who get Saworoide part 2?

b0y:
This is a joke. Apparently that wedding sticker was just affixed to the stool which had been in use already .

Next please

I love the way you think...Gbam!!!

B

Kate na Vampire?...she no dey gree old. Same look from the days of "call am again"...."Domitilla"

This is a comedy skit on a proposal that went sour. I believe you will like this.pls drop your honest comment.
Mod, pls help put this on the front page. Help my career. Thank

Download on this link.
http://www.4shared.com/video/aOzg5tVWba/The_Proposal_by_Arkbishop.html

Dbanj featuring Obj in a new track titled
"France Swag"

Waiting for "them them" to come do what they know how to do best to this post














Sipping my castle beer as I wait.

All I want is just 10 minute with that maid...Just 10 minute. A gba!

Ela59: For him to see the crime he commited.

So "God" killed those innocent souls just to show a man he is God...u making me laff

For those claiming God sank the ship cos of what Mr. Ismay said, my question is why didn't he (mr. Ismay) die in the ship wreck?
Olorun ki I se ibi.

I finally enter front page.
Heading to our street transformer.
Cos I am invisible.

;DI am 10th to comment...Messi lo'mo...@ topic,that woman is worth celebrating...

Though it is not on the first page but 1st 2 comment anyway. Just kidding. Nice concept for ondo state.

"One thing about the first class is that when the plane goes down,u go first"-A rough qoute from "Death At A Funeral...Ori lo ko Feyi yo.

When they first came to my area,twas da bomb but the grand coming of chicken republic killed em...they first had few customers,later to only few pple comin to use their toilet and snap pix...overnight they just disappeared...adieu mr. Biggs.