₦airaland Forum

Maks27:
He is a cultist
Eiye confratanity in particular

How you take know?

Toyinig:
Stop it

I mean it...

Like right now

Don’t go any further....

I warned you quite alright.

You think YOU can handle it right?

Read on...

How did your day go?

No seriously....

How did it go?

Secure Country,Freedom of Speech,etc

Do me a favour,wake up from your Slumber...lol

Well,it is what it is...

I’m not a magician...

I can’t promise you the Country will get better(not saying it can’t though)

What I can assure you of is getting what you want in Gadgets,how you want it BUT not the WAY YOU expect it...

Does that make sense to you?

Let me explain

You see....

You want to acquire a Phone,Laptop,PS5,etc

I know you want no problem getting them with no issues,a warranty & more

That shouldn’t be a Problem at all.

But it happens everyday...

I won’t forget a scenario a Vendor sold a faulty iPhone to Someone and when this person realized....

Well...Guess what?

The Vendor claimed it was her fault

You see

I’m not trying to say he was totally wrong.

But how about the Vendor making an offer like I’m going to right now?

Can you handle this?

Alright here we go....

BUY any Phone from Gadget Mart

-With Warranty

-FREE Delivery

-FREE Accessories for USED Gadgets only.

OMG

Isn’t that cool?

Well here’s the interesting part

You’ll be getting a FREE Oraimo 20000mah Pilot 2.1A Power Bank

Omoooooo xInfinity

Yes READ ThAT againnnn

A FREE ORAIMO Power BANK!!!

BUT...

This is a Limited Time offer...

JUST TEN SLOTS

Yes,just TEN orders and the deal is off..

Meaning YOU could miss out

Sure you want that to happen?

Well,Your Choice

I wouldn’t miss out on this if I were you...

GOT Enquires? I’m here for you


PS Don’t forget to clean up, I’m sure this offer made you cum a lot....lol

Visit a psychiatrist

CrazyCrane:
I love to patronize just one guy in my area.
Unfortunately,he wasn't around so I decided to patronize his neighbor,she was even rude to me.........
I told her I wanted 35k
After the transaction,no receipt
Went home to pick my box cus I was traveling.
Got to my destination I no see debit alert o
After 4days the money was still intact..
Came back home only to find out she's no longer there...
2months later,I saw her in a busy market and I called her,madame snubbed me o
I walked up to her,she said she can't remember me.
I told her that there's a time she did a transaction for me and it didn't patch through but she paid me......... Pls can you give me your account number to refund you.
She was speechless

Lie Mohammed, well done

hustlertothecor:
Thank you bro,I appreciate your comment.
Please send me an email

You have mind.
You're kind.
You also want to give even though you'll face the effects alone.
I have a friend who is interested too, he couldn't get contacts. Him get mind too.
I want to send a mail too

fergie001:
Yesterday is gone.....today....We moveeeeeeeeeeee

Gone where.
Did you ever believe Chelsea will flog City 3times straight?
Would you ever in your wildest dreams believe Chelsea will life the UEFA Champions League this year?
Bow down to the Champion.
We go choke you.

Officialetila:
If I win this 200k I go do giveaway for nairaland.chelsea please help me.

Oga you don share the money finish?
I dey ooo, no forget me.

BetExpert:
LAST MATCH:
Man City (5) : (0) Everton
Chelsea (1) : (2) Aston Villa

Proof: Man City is more hungry
Man City will thrash Chelsea tonight....QED

You wont make a good gambler.
The team that lost is more hungry to win. Psychology

elpochas:
Mancity will do well to save the World from noise pollution.

We go choke you with the pollution everyday. You ain't seeing nothing

fergie001:
On City I Stand..... vickyrotex, na me and you today.

As for gbest90 rodwave Wordson chikason22 crazygod kyase theboss100 ebukahades10.......We LL meet next season

As for this fake City fan.... JidennaJason, ghettokid1, Sammy07, Paulolee & PlayerMaker14.....no need....Koeman is already doing the Lord's work.

Angelfrost...is neither here nor there...I have a feeling he will back Chelsea

lamasta IamNumeroUno........I support you only for today oooo

At least you'll keep kwayet for once

uunwanaobong3:
HISTORICAL RECORD OF TWO CLUB FROM ONE COUNTRY IN UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.



2001 REAL madrid vs valencia
Home team Real madrid won

2003 ac milan vs juventus
Home team milan won


2008 man utd vs chelsea
Home team man utd won


2013 bayarn vs dortmund
Home team bayarn won


2014 real madrid vs athletico madrid
Home team real madrid won


2016 real madrid vs athletico madrid
Home team real madrid won


2018 liverpøol vs tottenham
Home team liverpool won


2021 mancity vs chelsea
From the analysis above, your guess is as good as mine

Keep picking home team and dashing bet9ja money

xpressionx:
Manchester City 5-0 Chelsea

Hope you slept well?

seunmohmoh:
Their papa

Them no reach

observanc1:
Now, we will not hear word for 1 whole year

We go choke you. You go hear am

bro4u:
Now wey chelsea don win we no go hear word for 2wks. Lousy fans

Two weeks is an understatement. We go dey remind you everyday of your life. All you have to do is to say anything against Chelsea. We go choke you

potbelly:
Chai... i don dey hear the noise o

Hope you slept well

princewarri1985:
Bros for betting he not enter because na full time draw but for staking i put villareal to win either half e enter for me and i stake 10k and all my friends wey stake man u straight win loss today i still stake chelsea to win either half with 11k and he don still enter like this too. When league resume i go dey drop free free odd here every weekend here make everybody dey win. I go do am for free am a professional and i forcast game differently

Long life fall on us

Suspect33:
Statistics for my overexcited Chelsea fans

ANY TEAM THAT ELIMINATES REAL MADRID IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE NEVER GO ON TO WIN THE TROPHY

This game is anything but over

Ntooor

Suspect33:
BULLSHIT, which one is past experience of winning, does that even make any sense to you?

You'll never listen until you experience it.

My friend is missing.
Don't even know where to start from.
We share same flat, he's a driver with bolts.
Last contact with him was SMS he sent me 1pm yesterday. It was a booking code to play for him in betshop. All his lines has been off, very unusual.
Please, what step can I take, I'm confused.

That they'll communicate, still waiting.

Another one

Ifesinachi22:
I don't even have mine again. So painful.

Nothing to remind me of NYSC again except the cert.

how did you lost them?
Or you were so broke like me that you didn't snap enough?
I lost mine too to flooding but have soft copies on facebook.

Another one

kinzation:
oh nor vex

Na why you attack me politely

Be.kiaful

Be consoling yourself.
There's nothing polite there.
Oga read.

EmekaBlue:
Let me try to say this very brief.

My girlfriend/fiancee mom fell very ill and her younger sister called me on my way home from a business meeting to inform me, I guess she couldn't reach her sister maybe because she was not picking. My girlfriend stays with me during the weekends...So i got back home,entered the house,saw my girlfriend watching those soap opera like telemundo things as usual...I quickly told her Please get ready we are going to see mom she is very sick, make a list of things we need to get for her so we can buy on our way there...her mom stay in the same state with us.

Guess what?! To my surprise my girl said no need to spend money times are hard, we should just get lucozade boost and paracetamol. I said Ok.

So reaching close to her house area,she got a little confuse and asked this is not the way to your moms house na....I told her it is your mom that is very sick...She started sweating profusely and immediately said what we bought is not Ok o...let us go back and get other things and take her mom to the hospital this and that...she was just vibrating in the car.

What can you say about this?!

don't let me be angry with you.
Whats your reaction?
Stop asking stupid question

Kingk47:
I did not read that long epistle.. but with the headline want to understand how he is called a boy when he has no penis and what is the relationship between penis and money for education?

It's obvious in your comments

CaptainFM1:
You don't need picture for this kind of sensitive issue. Somebody is deeply troubled somewhere and someone (his friend) is trying to seek advice for him.

Posting the person's picture would add more salt to the injuries. It would increase the depression for the person, and ultimately kill him faster or make him to commit suicide sooner than he would have.

Remember....once his picture is posted, it would be available to the whole world. And there are so many uncivilized people that will say all sorts of mockery things rather than given positive advice.

Just playing around

Bigredmachine:
I knew man City would gift Chelsea the match, man City knows if they had won it would affect them psychologically going into the final, now that they had lost to chelsea, they would have something to hold on to, like "we can't lose two match in a row to chelsea" that would make them take that match serious... I hope I made sense

They already lost two matches in a row you know. Your analysis is biased. They lost FA semi finals to Chelsea. You can now change it to, their psychology will not allow them to loss 3 in a row as na psychology dey play the ball.

Harrynight:
So becos Chelsea won today its city that will win UCL?

Suposing City won today's match am sure you would say that's how they will beat Chelsea in ucl final.

Stop hating bro

You dey mind them. That's what I've been hearing before Chelsea even played Atletico Madrid