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PlayMaker14:
One thing I know is that Aguero will surely punish the rent boys and make them pay for that miss.

Chelsea should just see this victory as their last ever victory for this year, because they will lose the two finals and that will help reduce noise pollution world wide.

I hereby declare that if Chelsea win any of the finals, I will....

Chelsea hater, you will Waka naked for street.

good4all40:
Man City to win 3 - 1

you're a big learner

Gbest90:
OK Oga fearless. Kickoff is 5.30. And your moniker kpakpa no hard to remember.

I hope you have given him his kudos

Luigi02:
I always get my prediction right.
Manchester City 1-2 Chelsea Football Club

you edited

Angelfrost:
That would just be terrible...

You mean you will collect UCL from them, EPL on top their head, and in the process likely condemn them to Europa!

Have mercy and allow them enter UCL na!!!

Last last this you laugh go choke you. You're joking with Chelsea abi, put your money on City let Chelsea waste it for you.

Stewart883:
I have staked 600k already for manchester city. I hope I make it

Try it again in the final if them born you well.

NotNairalandi:
This people get sense so ...you want to host a comedy show for the dead..which means you want people to come and enjoy themselves with laughter

If you die for igboland, your brothers and relatives will get drunk when they're burying you. No be joke

PIMPAR:
Life na turn by turn. Unfortunately, people don't like to wait for their time. I got Covid 19 loan around 2020 late Dec. Here I am today, I have also gotten survival fund payment yesterday with 9 employees under me fully paid 30k each as survival grant

You dey enjoy ooo.
Which state?
Been waiting for Lagos alert

Dabssmalls:
Please I checked my Report on a Credit bereau website yesterday and noticed I was sanctioned for a personal loan I took from one of the lending App.Would this affect by eligibility in getting this federal government loan.... anyone has same issue..please?

Please the site

SmartPolician:
Stop lamenting. Whether MBA is a scam or not, time will tell. Maxwell says that the CBN freezed their accounts due to the barrage of complaints they received from investors. Yes, that's very true. However, what I cannot guarantee you is that you will get your funds back because of Nigerian factor.

Yes, they told a lot of lies about having SEC and CBN approvals to get you to invest. They even said that the EFCC approved them! Since when did an antigraft agency start giving licenses to investment companies? . BTW, I was reliably informed that the SEC doesn't regulate forex in Nigeria yet. So, I just took a calculated risk and have moved on ever since.

Meanwhile, I thank God that I received nearly 95% of my initial investment before the company ran into financial difficulties. You cannot separate life from taking risks because leading a risk-free life has no-known benefits.

If you had invested your hard earned N3m and lost everything, you wont be talking like this.

ChiefSosa:
REST IN PARADISE, MAN. NIGERIA IS DEAD. NIGERIA IS NOW A COUNTRY OF SAVAGES. WE HAVE BEEN ABANDONED TO OUR FATE. WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AFRAID AS A NIGERIAN WHEN ANY OF US CAN DIE AT ANY POINT IN TIME. A MAN IN MY AREA GETS HIGH EVERYDAY AND SOMETIMES I DON'T EVEN BOTHER HIM 'CAUSE HE SAID TO ME "BROTHER, PEOPLE DEY DIE LEFT AND RIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY, E BETTER MAKE I DIE WHEN I DON HIGH COS THE PAIN NO GO TOO MUCH, I NO GO FIT BEAR AM IF I DIE SOBBER". JUST LIVE LIFE, MAN. IF YOU WANT PRAY, DEN PRAY. IF NA SIN YOU WAN DEY SIN, GO AHEAD. I NO EVEN DEY JUDGE ANYBODY 'CAUSE NOTHING DEY DIS LIFE AGAIN. I AM VERY WEAK THIS NIGHT RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN ME OR EVEN YOU READING THIS. LONG LIVE CHIWUEZE KINGSLEY.

please what is long live for someone that's dead?

Officialgarri:
When I was younger, we were warned not to eat Guava seeds. We were to eat only the flesh.
We were told if we ate the seed, a guava tree would begin to germinate in out tummy.

Notwithstanding, I ate lots of guava seeds in the secret because it was like the bone of a chicken. I love chicken bones.

What I however cannot fathom is the level of hunger you are experiencing that would make you frolic a mango seed , caress it with your tongue till it got stuck in your throat.

Are you fasting?

me too oooo until I googled benefits of guava seeds.

I am dead

Fatasy:
Y

maybe the date has elapsed

Matheusmartin:
...
Those that were not born, or those that died immediately they were born are the luckiest sets of people.

Phew!

problem full this world, the only way out is death but nobody want die.

PrimadonnaO:
Y'all can run amok on women-bashing threads, ehnnn.

It would seem it's only y'all up there that have seen young mad girls of late.

And y'all also seem to have psychic powers to see a person and know that they have no womb or destiny.

You guys are doing well!

tell us what you know, ayam here to hear shocking stories.

and ayam here still waiting... it is well

Crazeworld:
Just imagine this rubbish. There's nothing one won't read on Nairaland.

the thing shock me too.
according to him, they're all innocent and vibrant.

ScamHunter:
Hmmm... It's amazing how people lose goodwill because of their belle. This man used to be one of the most respectable clergy in this country before he dabbled into politics. He badly exposed his weaknesses. That's why I tell Yoruba to be wary that their belle do not put them in trouble. The hatred that this man exhibited for Jonathan, a Christian is appalling. I million man march ... Today, with Buhari's government doing much more worse evil, he has lost the will to criticize and protest. No wonder Jesus said that many will tell Him on that day, did we not do this and do that in your name, but He will tell them "Depart from Me. Ye that work iniquity" To me, that Jonathan is a Christian is reason why no Christian should have supported a known Jihadist. Unfortunately, even Christians proved to be the most ignorant. Now, you practically have to fight for your lives as tribes and ethnic groups to avoid annihilation. Thanks to blind Christians of Nigeria. By the way, the only Yoruba pastor that proved he is different id that Winners Chapel man. May God bless hem and many others like him. Like Nehemiah, may the Lord remember him for standing for His people.

For this meeting, I suspect that El Rufai has been anointed by the cabal to replace Buhari in 2023. As usual, the Fulani knows their ally. What surprises me is how obtuse southerners who think power is coming to the south are. Fulani are no fools, even though they're not too smart. They'd rather die than give up their perfect advantage at maximum domination. An ethnic group controls Security, Legislature, Judiciary and Electoral body against all known principles of national character and fairness knowing silly Nigerians would tolerate it. Is it rigging an election that would be a big deal?

you tried sha.
sorry, the truth is you no try, all this long story for 6likes. that Living faith man you respect is respecting this man. you grab?

Mkelv0106:
10 men Leeds is leading City at d Etihad...And shameless Chelsea was making excuses for losing 5-2 to westbrom at home..Na still defender Dem send off for Leeds o

Chelsea has moved on to win their Champions League while you're still behind beefing them. you're on your own ooo

mansakhalifa:
This is not right...

Trust me. He should be withdrawn from the first team Asap.

He is far too young for this sort of exposure and it will definitely prove costly to his career in the long run.

The might want to consider moving him to their youth team- preferably U15/16- until he turns 16. Give him another 4 years at least.

Letting such a kid play with grown men is grossly irresponsible. He still has a whole lot of development to do.

For those quoting me: I posted this out of genuine concern. I have been rushed through phases of my life simply because I showed glimpses of promise in certain endeavours and it ended badly for me. Wish I could tell my story here.

find time and tell us your story.
you never can tell who it will help.

Lamasta:
If Porto can remove almighty Juventus with our darling GOAT present then Chelsea is a goner....


On PORTO FC mandate we stand tonight

how far now in all your years of watching football you can't predict this simple match.

Icumsa45:
That guy ticket dey cut anyhow

it's scam...
this is how it works.
look for gullible customers
if he gets 3 customers, Mr A, B and C
take Arsenal Vs Liverpool as example.
he will then give Mr. Arsenal to win
Mr B, Draw
and Mr C, Liverpool to win

as the match ended 0-3.
he will post the prediction he gave to Mr C, claiming his source is excellent.
while Mr C will be rejoicing and requesting for his bank account to keep to their agreement, Mr A and B will be crying and insulting him for making them lost.
Very wicked and heartless soul behind that format. Just for the little percentage the lucky Mr C will give them they'll make Mr A and B to loose.

tribalistseun:
When you are writing, try to be specific. Which ShopRite the one in Ibadan?

I also said when I didn't see them this morning, I knew the news is confirm.
From the above it is obvious it's Owerri shoprite. I deliberately wrote like that for only smart ones to understand. sorry

Police case na sorry. with all that happened during endsars, those people are back on the road every morning close to shoprite collecting their usual fifty fifty naira.
I didn't see them this morning and I knew that the prison break news na confirm.
though it's a sad situation, but make police face their job and they'll be able to arrest this kind occurrences.

CamusMidas:
I don't think there are many people that cope with Just that.

I'm one of them.
though I've cut my lifestyle to the minimum but I still see it as one of the wonders of the world. A whole me managing 30k monthly with a wife and baby. meanwhile, 100k wasn't even enough for me when I was single.

CandyOps:
Lol I don't want to believe any sensible girl will invite more than 1 of her friends even if she wants to chop your money. Them reach like 6 girls there. Maybe na meeting or All those ushers for event or promo girls

wicked girls dey ooo

klef05:
Please nairalanders I need your help before I commit suicide...this pain is too much for me to bear,since I finished University since 2018 I have been searching for a job,I don't know if it's village people or I'm just unlucky but please I need you guys help....I have a bsc in philosophy and I reside in Lagos...thanks in advance

see your head like coconut. what of us that finished since 2011 but we never kill ourselves. better find something doing no matter how small. i'm currently on 30k monthly.i am surviving and to bust your brain, i have a wife and baby.

this guy still dey try sha