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@bright007, u will need to ask google that o. They are not on strike.
Mtcheew

A plane with 5 passengers was
about to crash in midair and there
were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel
Messi: I'm d world's best
footballer, my fans still
need me. He takes one
and jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko
Dangote: I'm Africa's richest man. I
don't want to die now. He takes
another one and jumps.
3rd passenger,Goodluck Jonathan:
I'm the President of Nigeria,the
most powerful and intelligent
President in Africa. I have Boko
and Subsidy issues to deal with. He
takes one and
jumps.
The 4th passenger was d
Pope, Pope said to d 5th
passenger, an 8 yr old girl
"I'm an old man, I'll sacrifice my life
for Urs" but d girl replied "no need
for dat, there are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked
Pope.The girl replied "The
Nigerian President took
my school bag, Ω̴̩̩̩̥ Ω̴̩̩̩̥

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gokuu:
Medicine c/o last year was 76%, so you have a lot to do.

Thanks man, I will try my possible best. I pray God crowns my efforts. Hmm you guys should try to read oo it will be good if we all meet in UNILAG next session

bin gbagbo:
JOKE GRADING: F







REMARKS:NOT surprised at all!

Seconded, Infact F9*

preety, I hope thats not your husband making those remarks? Its must not be o! Anyway excellnt A1*. Keep it up

My laptop was once a victim of a vrus. The virus was so strong that  had to format and reload the hard disk. Doing this got all my files deleted even my HP webcam! Pls what can I do to be able to use my webcam agsin. Thanks

hahahaha, omo you dey funny ooo! Awuf indeed

How can I integrate alexa to my site? tried usng the code was giving but ddn't get how to do it. Any info will be highly appreciated. Thanks

No women can dictate to me the kind of hairastyle I do. Its the one that suits and fits my preferance. Abi should I go and do skin cos likes it when the skin no fit person? Well frankly speaking, I think she should preper the one fits you best

Hahahahah Jonathan is weeping, he never know anytin, he will soon cry blood! Plus the wahala of fuel subsidy, he will soon cry hmmm?

Its 165 naira in a Mobil Filling station in Ado oooooo Na only God go help us for this country!

To take my website to the highest ground posssibel, to read hard so as to pass all exams I will be writing ths year, I pray God help me(AMEN)

the book? have you read it before? If yes how was it like?
Thanks

Na empty threat jawe. Did you know how many of such threats he has made to boko harams? Abeg plotters continue your work jare and remember to plan wella.

BLOODY FOOL! Guy shey you know think before posting this ni abi why you con behave like this? Ehe no make sense atalla! CHECK YOUR BRAIN

STUDIO

Royal Roy:
Just Imagine,

1. You tip-toe to your kitchen around 2a.m to steal some fried xmas chicken,when u put on the kitchen light,you saw your dad sitting down in darkness eating the chicken too.

He get mouth ni abi no be him buy the chickens? Na u be thief! He suppose whip you hard!!!!!

Hahahahah, the man is referring to the boko boys. Funny

STUDIO, You dey read jokes oooo. This one I read it before, that one I read it before, why dont you even share one yourself??

Out of all the season movies I have being watching, Legend of the seeker have being my favourite. Its fun of thrills, suspense, action and any other thing you can think of. I was the first to watch season 2 seeing how intersting it was. Now since then I have being expecting 3 but all to o avail. What do you think cxan be the probs? Is season 2 the concluding part? Pls respond. Thanks

Jenonye:
In a land of boko haram & a time of ASSU strike, The Destiny of a great country rests on d shoulders of a confused president. His name is,

BEG (Badluck Egbere Jonepon) . Sowie to say peepz, just that the presido no fit person weyy wee fit respect noni

But why must it be a female? I have got all the requirements but just that am a male?

Fedrel poly Ado, Crown Poly Ado is available, hurry o before it lasts

hey you guys weyy wan do ogun isoye I petty you, you go ran mad last last ni.I no curse ooooo

What info have guys got for UI direct entry into medcine cos thats what am planning to do. Abeg pls yarn me any relevant info you got. I'd appreciate it. Thanks

hey peepz,
I just completed my jamb registration and I filled in Unilag for medccine, what is their post ume cut off for last year. Thanks

Good luck with your site, its kinda cool. Meanwhile, you may consider joining my website too. The address is on my signature.

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^^Funny. What the mess do you mean you must speak english at all times? Is ingles the only language[b] on[/b] Nigeria?

Military pls 4 God sake come and take control. OBJ u still get mouth, Buhari ur head still dey there! Why not order ur boys to take control of aso rock. This BEJ(Badluck Egbere Jonepon) should be overthrown!

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