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[quote author=lola.luv]Really? What if he is 'the one'?[/quote]he can't be the one,never!

WackyJ1: i sincerely wish aliphat has a strong game, there is no good romance without i strong rival and if she overcomes him then there is a greater chance that they are going to last a long time

eh?!does Alipahat look or sound like a rival?he is the devil! that has come to spoil Tunji's show

beephresh: 192

thats better than i thought!which polytechnic did you choose?

beephresh: Some pipu b sayin shii simply because dεγ dint buy d form not 2 talk of writin d exam..... I read, I seriously did 2 d extent dah ma friends will force me 2 stop n play a lil.... Now JAMB/UTME is makin me hear tinz I neva prayed 2 hear 4rm ma parents... "I told you not to tak ur BB to skul" said ma mum... "Oti da fun e" said ma dad.... Aswear am rily sad!!!! I neva planned 2 write jamb twice in ma life... Scored above 200 last year buh cudnt get admission cos of d wrong choice of institutions.... Lord let ds cup pass ova me n let me be hapi once more *sad*.... I dnt wanna write it again in ma lyf!!!!

hmm...what's your score?

3ddy: mine was independently written bt is pendin cos lots of pple cheated in our center...payin 4 d sins of odas

may Osanobua bless you.
People cheated at your centre,the invigilators probrably made this report to the board.Do you expect them to mark your scripts with droopgy eyes?
May you pass ijn for your sincerity,amen.

mjconcept: Aunty, what you should know is that when the head is gone the body can't function.

seriously?
Lets assume you are jamb,you find out that people are cheating,what will you do?
You can't expect jamb to mark the scripts as if they are marking some secondary school exam,they will be STRICT.
Don.t blame Jamb alone for this mess,blame our parents for being sooo jobless to register us in special centres,the students for being so narrow minded enough to want to cheat.
We can't defend or sue jamb when we know we'll lose because when the majority cheats then everybody cheats.

Why won't jamb fail you guys?when people open blogs for "runs",everybody is depending on runs!
Instead of lamenting,go back to the drawing board and work on your mistakes!utme has come and gone.
Those of you who scored 180-199,apply for post utme for polytechnics and 200-above prepare for both polytechnics and university.All this debate won't change anything.

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itz for a friend... Biko sharpaly...

Thankz[/quote]for a friend?hmm....

Slimzy baby: What is wrong wit wat i had write,do u tink dat i dnt knew english?for ur awareness i get english B2 in my waec time.anyway u are very free to corect me

osanobua!!!lwkmd!!

Can i use liquid milk?

I don't know the name of the artiste who sang this song "dodo ati rice" bt that song brings back fond memories for me n kids who grew up in mushin n surulere.I think the song increased the rate at which ppl bought and ate rice and dodo

Missonas: For me itz Kenny G's trumpet blowing.all d tracks makes me remembr d good old days.esp with DBN television

aww.....u just made me happy.DBN's late night movies theme song;night shift by commodores brings back that beautiful feeling....damn!i want to b young again

gandkiss: HE IS GONE TO OPEN A CHURCH,WILL RESURFACE AS PASTOR CHAZ B
mark my word!!

geez....dry joke

Boss13: Hmmm Interesting. I think Wana is a better listener than Chaz B. She is a good moderator and does not impose ideas. Sharing life issues with Chaz B turned out to be a christian program and neglected other people with different beliefs. Regardless, Chaz B is a great guy. I wish him the best of luck.

He just has to come up with something quickly or he would be forgotten so soon and only remembered by few.

better listener?huh?seriously?she made SLI borin wen she hostd it.Havn't u noticed dat ppl are willin 2 talk abt their issues wit chaz than they are wit wana.

piphunter: Chaz b was a fraud and was wasting everybodies time

fraud?lyk wtf?!!!go n luk dat word up in a standard dictionary!he is 1 of d most determined,non judgemental,lovin,sweet,knowledge filled man i knw.hmm....u will b missd chaz bruce n ofcourse,u,monalisa.

skales: Which kind ailment be that sef?

Oyinbo people and disease

d way we africans talk,act n think annoy me @ times!4 ur information my neighbour's last born is sufferin 4rm this "oyinbo disease",n he is 8 years old,he is so thin,has teeth but can't chew,talk,stand or sit,he luks lyk a toddler n he is an african.

Shinatu: Thanks, Omokhary, is mega growth 'Lye'?

non-lye

Mega growth

For your baby's hair,try organics hair mayonnaise or organics olive oil therapy.For your body try idole exfoliating soap

Hmm....

Hmm....so sad...was heartbroken wen i saw ayuba's mum.d whole of ikotun,shesfun students n staff n i sympatize wit ayuba's family,so sad...#weepin#

My futher maths teacher was gven "igo welder" bcs of his big glasses,my agric teacher's wife,who taught food & nut was calld "pupayemi" bcs she was fair no no,abnormally white,my biology teacher was cald "ratus ratus" bcs he was really short,my economics teacher was gven "ali and simbi" bcs he wore d shoes ali and simbi wore in our primary school english reader.

ichidodo: niger house master. ajayivolvo. cross house master mr balo. chad house, denco. french teacher monseiur capochichi (bon!)

federal government college odogbolu,right?

We gave our physics teacher "bowlegelege",my agric teacher "irrigation" bcs weneva he talks,d ppl standin close 2 him are baffd wit his saliva,my principal was cald "7 litres" bcs she was/is busty