Thank you so much. I guess I’m worried because I’ve never heard or seen anyone with this same issue. When it’s not like I’m on a terrorist watch list. Emi child of God! They should not worry. First thing on Monday morning, it’s me and them that’ll open their office doors together.

tutuwater:

Go the festac office meet with the SERVICOM desk. Explain what is happening and get their response.

Hi everyone! Please I’m in a fix and I don’t understand what’s going on. I applied for a fresh passport at Festac Immigration office and I also captured there since 16th of August 2021. I did it myself so I wasn’t given any collection date but was simply told to wait at least 6 weeks and I’d get a text when it’s ready. Well, it’s been over 3 months, no text, nothing. Every time I checked my application status it said vetted until last night when I checked and it said my application has been expired. No further explanation. I checked many times and tried to track it via the portal and it says no records. I’ve been on google all night yet I’ve not found a single place where anyone complained about this kind of stuff. Abeg what style of village people is this? Nb: I went the DIY way so there’s no one I can go and meet directly at the Festac office. Pls guys, I need advice on the way forward. I need this passport asap. I have my print out and enrollment page print out with me. What to do now? Edakun e epp life mi. � it’s the 32 pages I applied for o.

My Company is recruiting!!!

Independent Marketers Wanted Urgently

Are you confident?

Do you have a good command of English?

Are you computer savvy?

Do you have at least 2 years marketing experience?

Do you reside in Lagos?

If this is you, then hurry now!

Brown Eyes Media Ltd needs 2 independent marketers urgently.

Brown Eyes Media Ltd is a Lagos based media Company that offers professional services in the following areas:

* Content Creation/Development.

* Individual/Corporate Image Crisis Management.

* Professional PR.

* All Forms Of Advertising.

* Magazine Printing

* All Things Media Related.

Skills/Requirements:

* At least HND certificate.

* 2 years marketing experience.

* Proven track record.

* High integrity.

* Good communication and human relations skill.

* Good computer skill

* Confident

* Ability to meet set target.

* Able to use your own initiative.

* Persistent.

* Resides in Lagos.

Renumeration:
Renumeration is very attractive but based on commission.

If you're sure you tick all the boxes, send your CV and cover letter with valid email address and phone numbers to: browneyesmedia418@gmail.com on or before 25th July, 2018.

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

Are you confident?

Do you have a good command of English?

Are you computer savvy?

Do you have at least 2 years marketing experience?

Do you reside in Lagos?

If this is you, then hurry now!

Brown Eyes Media Ltd needs 2 independent marketers urgently.

Brown Eyes Media Ltd is a Lagos based media Company that offers professional services in the following areas:

* Content Creation/Development.

* Individual/Corporate Image Crisis Management.

* Professional PR.

* All Forms Of Advertising.

* Magazine Printing

* All Things Media Related.

Skills/Requirements:
* At least HND certificate.

* 2 years marketing experience.

* Proven track record.

* High integrity.

* Good communication and human relations skill.

* Good computer skill

* Confident

* Ability to meet set target.

* Able to use your own initiative.

* Persistent.

* Resides in Lagos.

Renumeration:
Renumeration is very attractive but based on commission.

If you're sure you tick all the boxes, send your CV and cover letter with valid email address and phone numbers to: browneyesmedia418@gmail.com on or before 25th July, 2018.

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

I usually don't like to put my mouth in all this divorce matter but sometimes I can't help it. Y'all talk about women wanting your property and that's the reason they ask to be wedded in a marriage registry and you won't consent to it, I just can't stop laughing at your ignorance especially if you're a Christian. Does any of you even know that you need a marriage licence to get wedded in most structured churches? Have you ever asked any of your friends what the purpose of that license is? Now let me school y'all a little, any church that requires you to provide them a marriage license to wed in church from the registry, such a church will issue you a marriage certificate under the marriage act of the federal republic of Nigeria. Now that is to say, your wife may just be laughing at you behind your back because what this means is, whether it's at the registry or the church, your marriage certificate from the church under the marriage act is the very same as the one issued at the marriage registry. In other words, if you married in Anglican, Catholic, etc, your church marriage certificate is = that same certificate from that registry you think you avoided. You therefore cannot escape alimony if that's the only reason you avoided the registry marriage in the first place. Luckily, a woman like me don't even need your shitty assets, I can do well on my own. Walking away from a toxic marriage is an asset on its own, just ensure you do what's right by the kids and don't try to use them as pawn to get to your ex-wife. It ain't worth it. If your purpose of getting married is not genuine, please don't get married. Find you a partner who'll agree to have kids with you on contract and move on with your life. There are a million ways for a woman to claim your assets as a man and if divorce won't give her, she may just stick around and eliminate you silently. NB: There are poisons that are odourless, tasteless, colourless and undetected under forensic. � I am not bluffing. May we not marry our enemies and may we also not use our hands to cause trouble that'll push other to cutting our lives short. Ire o!

@Degeneral, you're not alone in this. reports from other threads even show that if you pass the culture questionnaire you get d cognitive test link almost immediately. now it appears differently. let's keep our fingers crossed and see how it goes.

Hi everyone, how's it going? well, I also applied for quality control auditor and I've done the culture questionnaire but I also observed that after the test, I didn't get any update on whether I passed or not and there was no further communication about the cognitive test as stated by people who have done BAT previous recruitment test. was it just me or did this also happen to anyone else? pls those who have taken their culture test should please update us so we know what's on ground. btw, my HR status is still - and the job is still open. thank you all and best of luck. may the best man and woman win.

Theflint1:
Hello,


I prefer writers between the ages of 20-28.

If you think this is you, contact me on 07o31562o14. I'm eager to meet you.

hi! I'm interested, please get in touch.

see as good news dey scent inside this house! congrats to you all, kataleya, Olamitie and my able cappo itissettled3 may the Lord bless ur babies.

cappo itissettled3, na u carry d cup for heavy weight champion o. ur baby is a big boy abeg.
God bless all ur babies..

#teamfebruary, may God see the rest of u tru. it shall end in praise for u all.

she didn't believe d nurses so they had to com n call my hubby and he went and told her I was fine. she asked to see me jus as I was being wheeled out of d delivery suite into my room. u shld see my mum's smile, it was priceless. my baby can suck for Africa abeg. I jus thank God because as person dey die no pass like dat o but God gat my back. after all d drama hubby said it looks like we go close shop o, e no matter weda dem b girls o. lolz! but me i sha know dat weda by crook or rook I go get my twin boys after 1yr o. In all, i really want to thank everyone in here. u all made dis journey easy for me even though it wasn't planned but u all were there. God bless u me all urs.

I started bleeding badly and was slipping into unconsciousness, i was jus hearing Commotion everywhere n my hubby started shouting u dare not try it. he was screaming babe u beta don't die on me, like say na me wan die sef. I don't know for how long I was unconscious but I was told that within d space of 30seconds I was given 3 injections and I started coming around. no one knows where d blood was coming from but d placenta was complete and everyone was jus focused on stopping d blood. finally d blood slowed down and he began to stitch my cut. when he finished I started shivering and vomitting. was told it was d injections that caused it. all these while dat d Commotion was going on baby was cleaned and dressed but I no know say my mama dey 4 d door of d delivery suite dey hear everything. she been hear d baby cry but she didn't hear my voice and as everyone was running around inside she think say i don die o. na so she enter my room begin roll for ground, crying m praying. dat was how d nurses met her wen they went to tell her dat everything was fine and I'd b out soon.

d man sha came n he finally administered epidural, na dat time my head correct small. soon I was 8cm dilated and having d urge to push. na there I begin cry o. hubby wey dey video b4 jus kukuma drop d gopro camera begin sing and massage both hands, leg, head etc but e no dey work. all I wanted was jus to push. d Dr was petting me to hold on a little sha, like play like play I reach 10cm but my cervix was hugging d baby's head n Dr said I shld not push but allow d head pass on its own. it was d hardest thing I ever did, I waited for it to pass and it did after awhile but by vjay refused to return xpand and allow baby pass courtsey of 2 previous episiotomies from 2 previous deliveries. Dr asked if he shld give me a cut and use forceps to deliver d baby's head , i jus shouted dat he shld cut every every and bring d baby out abeg. he numbed d area and cut it den b4 I say jack d baby's head was out n so was her whole body. placenta too was delivered shortly but na there trouble start o.

Part 2


he got my bags and went to get his mum to stay at home with my 2 girls while he brings my mum to d hospital to stay with me. they came later in d day and d Dr checked me and said I shld b 4cm dilated by 4am d next day being Friday and that at 5am they'll insert a tablet to help me speed up things. we agreed and he signed off 4 d nite. d next morning I was checked and it was 4cm as predicted but they decided to wait for my Dr to resume by 7am b4 dey insert d tablet. he came in at 7am sharp and he inserted ½ a tablet and gave me d other ½ to put under my tongue. meanwhile I don tell dem say i no want epidural but pain no gree me allow dem sweep membrane sef. as d contractions begin intensify dats wen I discovered that no 2 pregnancies are d same. I started buzzing d nurses station to ask dem to call e anaeastetiast to com o but dey said he's gone home. I say na lie o make dem help me find am quick quick.

oya make o give my birth story today.


my second child was almost 3yrs wen I suddenly discovered that I was pregnant again in may last year because d condom broke and i used postinor 2 immediately but d pikin carry super glue for hand. it was a difficult pregnancy, i had all d morning plus all d sickness u can think of. baby was positioned very low in my pelvis so I had to give up my 5days a week exercise. I couldn't eat until delivery and I'm still struggling to eat at 15days postnatal. at 34weeks Dr said I'm likely to have d baby at 37-38weeks because she measures ahead of her age. forwarded to 38weeks 3days den i had dis horrible pain on d left side of my pelvis. it was so bad I couldn't walk. den at 38weeks 4days I woke up dat Thursday morning n couldn't even lift my legs. Dh was pitying me and asked if he shld take me to d hospital b4 going to work but I said no that I'd b fine. as soon as he left I couldn't endure d pain again, I wanted to use d toilet but couldn't carry my legs. my mum saw me crying for d first time and she couldn't stand it so she had me call my husband to com back home n take me to d hospital. he came back at 11am and took me to d Dr's. on getting there I met d Dr and he checked me and said I was 2cm dilated so I was admitted and taken to my room n hubby went back home to get my bag.

good afternoon mamas,congrats to realdentist, yesitsme, and other mamas that have given birth. it can only b God and we thank him greatly for dis back to back blessings. God bless u and ur babies and speedy recovery to u all.

hmm!! madam blossomedcherry, dis ya oga matter is technical o. haba! y him no marry a circumcised wife make him see how boring him sex life for b? me i no dey circumcised o. but I fit sleep for d same bed with Dh for 1 whole month without doing anything. it's a matter of upbringing, values, culture and most importantly d God factor. once ur children are grounded then u have secured their future. I don't understand what he means by unwanted pregnancy, na dat one pain am pass with all d various diseases wey dey dis world? sometimes parents are d real cos of deir children going astray. I remember how my dad used to behave abt me having friends. na out of anger I take get boyfriend at age 16, infact immediately after I finished secondary school I go visit d bobo and asked him to let's do d do and pop my cherry. he asked me if it was what I wanted n I said yes. I was d one dat asked for it not because I was Hot but jus to spite my dad. afterwards I broke up with him because I had achieved my aim of disobeying my dad and I never had another boyfriend again for many years until I met Dh during my Nysc and we got married immediately after my Nysc. make ur oga go calm down jor. all dis his pattern no b d best parenting skill o.

awww!!! chanbaby, Pele dear e b like say u b first time mum. me wey get 2 soilders already b4 d baby, I won't mind anybody taking my baby and bringing her only wen she has 2 breastfeed o. especially with all d work I have to do, choi!!! my legs are swollen for Africa already because I never rest. my mum has her most of d time n every nite so I can sleep n recover. pls don't b depressed jus ask her to let u hold baby for sometime. u'll need all dis help one day in d future o. Pele.

[quote author=AmJane post



congrats mama. dis ya baby is a very punctual somebody o, imagine him showing on his exact date. God bless him.

good evening house, i don miss dis place no b small o. vigilante is so real, i no dey even get time eat sef. #team February how una dey? I believe d ministry is moving gradually, God will perfect that which he started in ur lives and it shall end in praise for us all. been trying to send in my birth story but after typing every every, nairaland go tell me error. na so I no fit see my birth story post o. will keep trying sha. other waddling mamas I hail una o, d Lord is ur strength o. newbies una welcome o, may it end in praise 4 u all.

good evening mamas, how una dey? na wa o, dis vigilante no let me see road sef. congrats to chanbaby, may God bless your baby and quick recovery to u.

#teamfebruary how una dey na? may God strengthen u all and grant u all safe delivery.

@britney, my dear sister hmmmnnn! marriage for Nigeria na ministry work o. it's a daily struggle we must all win o. no b only u get issues o, infact I almost pack my load and kids away from d house jus dis Sunday. see me wey born pikin on Friday and was discharged on Sunday but immediately I reach house my mother in-law said she was going home because my mama dey. wen my mama never com, she no gree show face but my mama com now she dey behave one Kain. abeg na my fault? she dey com see me wey born pikin she no fit buy even biscuit 5naira o. I jus heard she n her son gossiping in d sitting room n immediately I enter toilet she jus jumped up say she dey go house, she no even wait make i come out. I no know say dem dey discuss my pikin naming ceremony for my back o, hubby no even tell me him jus drive him mama go house and dem finalise time, event and even God parents of my pikin without my input or knowledge. wen hubby com back 4 nite him no talk anything, na wen him dey tell him friend on phone I dey hear everything. I say see me see people o, una dey plan my pikin naming 4 my back com invite me to my own event abi? I spark dat nite no b small. I tell my mama say 2day fire go fall, she begin beg me make i cool down. I no even know say mother in-law purposely do wetin she do so dat I go spark n fight go start make dem com begin settle matter. see person wey dey plan naming but she tell her pikin say she no get any caterer number or contact o but as na like jus 50 people we dey expect I fit cook n package d food in my kitchen na. see me wey still dey nurse my episiotomy, abi na my mama wey don almost reach 70year go cook abi na my daughters wey b 6+ and 3+ go cook? she was expecting d food matter to cause fight but wen her pikin tell me i jus tell am say I no get power to cook instead make we go eatery go but 50packs of food jeje. na so matter end o. as she wait for 2 days she no hear say d matter don cause fight she begin call my phones upandan. later wen I pick her call I com ask am say wetin dey happen, she say she wan know how far with d food matter I jus tell am say we don organise am. simple! because she dey anxiously wait for d fight to happen she no even remember to wish me happen wedding anniversary. me i jus dey look like mumu. I no go lie u dat day wey dis matter happen I don vex finish but my mama no gree, she jus dey preach dey beg and all sorts but I thank God that finally he gave me patience n wen I told her abt my mother in-law call, she say next time make i dey use my tongue dey count my teeth. I'm telling u all these so u go know say no b only u waka com o, na all of us dey face different things but in all na d will to make it work, compromise, patience, prayers and wise counsel dey keep us for our husband's house o. as per d pregnancy, abeg don't worry abt what people will say o. no b dem dey feed u abeg. God forbid anything happen to u wen u wan comot am u think say people no go still talk? that baby is a blessing to restore peace in your home o. don't worry, this too shall pass. see work dey forever o. alot of people have dis work with correct salary sef but dem no get pikin or gud health and dey won't hesitate to dump d work to get what dey lack. God's plan for ur life is certain pls trust him to lead u to where is best for u. it is only God's blessings dat maketh rich o. above all, i want u to know dat God's gat ur back anyday. pls calm down and take a deep breath, let God lead u n restore ur home. it's not too late to heal. u're in my prayers always. I've learnt to always ask God to give me patience like my mum because patience is d reason she's still alive today and for someone from a polygamous home, wen my papa die n my step siblings dem start deir wahala with my mum n us na my mama patience keep all of us alive till today o.

abeg learn to ask God daily for a fresh dose of patience and grace to weda d storm o. marriage no b small task. it is well sis.

mamas I hail o. how all of una dey, how are the little ones, d waddlers and all newbies? vigilante has been dealing with me no b small o.
@ chanbaby, d Lord will show forth and give u a mouth watering testimony. it is well with u and u shall deliver safely. nairaland no gree me post anytime I get small chance. I jus say make i say hallo!

aww!!! sorry. oya see am here. will leave it until tomorrow nite den I'll take it down make we no occupy all d space on d thread. birth story will come later.

good evening Mama's Janelle is saying hello to u all. first picture of her taken lastnite. sorry for d poor lighting, we needed to reduce it so she could sleep.

d birth story no b here o but I thank God that I went n came back to u all. thanks 4 d show of love. will send birth story later and first photo.

yayyyy!!! ladies n gentle women, Janelle is finally here. its been a long journey n I appreciate all of u for sticking it out with me. thank u all. Janelle weighed 3.1kg but she looks bigger than my 3.6kg second baby of almost 4yrs ago.

thank u iyomomoreloaded, u have spoken wisely.

so now epidural is in place n I'm trying to sleep small b4 d pushing phase reach. didn't sleep at all last nite n cldnt ear either. will sama una d good news soon. oya make o sleep.

was given ½ a tablet to put under my tongue n another ½ was inserted na there I begin dance azonto. started buzzing for epidural o make my something no go tear finish.

good morning house, how una dey? okay, a quick update. I no fit chop or sleep last night because of contractions so fast forward to 4am I was checked n 4cm dilated. pain no still gree me do membrane sweep o.

I refused any other vjay examination until tomorrow morning. thanks everyone 4 d prayers. have a g8 note u all.

good evening house, how una dey? so I've settled in 4 d nite. asked mumsy to prepare egusi n ugwu soup for me with eba n amala but I no fit chop am as contraction no gree me. asked d hospital for jollof rice, plantain n fish but I no still chop am so I've settled in make i sleep small. moving to d labour by 4am tomorrow n hope to get it over n done with b4 10am by God's grace.

so gynae jus left my room now. he said everything going on well so next vjay exam is 4am tomorrow and afterwards we'll just insert a tablet to speed things up so we can all b done by noon tomorrow all things being equal. me I've asked my mum to bring me ugwu n egusi soup with eba and amala. meanwhile I'm chilling here wit a big pack of chivita to help me cope with dis contraction. thanks everyone for keeping me in mind.

okay, time for update. after measuring contraction n rythm for 1hr, everything looks fine and I'm spotting sort of. mayb na due to d vjay exam or d show is gradually appearing I no know but my tummy has been feeling somehow too. well, been having headache and paracetamol no dey help mayb because i didn't sleep last nite n haven't been able to sleep now sef. btw, they've refused to give me anything for dis my pelvis that's on fire instead na sorry I dey hear plus all d nurses helping me to carry my legs everytime I need to move. chai!