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The Orange Buffoon/ Clown is in a melt down. So terrible!

How the mighty falls! It's funny seeing this King Nebuchadnezzar melting down.

Now, the whole of the Middle East is on fire because of this Pharaoh`s Stupidity.

The Soul of those 187 Girls and their Teachers whose Lives were suddenly cut short will never allow him rest.

Donald Trump, it will never will be well with you.
Your end will be worse than that of King Nebuchadnezzar.

What the hell is happening on Nairaland? An Account of less than 2 months and with 3 useless Posts (Magneticmars's) calling a 19-year Old Nairaland Account (Missylizzy's) a Scammer without any Proof whatsoever, and the Mods are allowing this Post to remain?
What a Sacrilege!

MorolayoVictor:
When next you use AI especially ChatGPT to write, always remember to change the "dashes" in your writeup to "commas".

Oga, your English Level is still not there. Spend more time to improve yourself. Sometimes, it is better not to comment than contributing to something you don't understand well.

In English, an Hyphen (a Dash) is what should be used where he used them. A Comma cannot be used there.

(*** Between, this is my first Comment here in more than 3 months, as I seldom do so because of many People like you here. I am mostly a Reader here).

Hussein27:
Here's what my buddy AI generated:

Enjoy

🔥 Real talk, ₦1.5M might not feel like a lot in this 2025 Naija economy, but if you play it smart and stay consistent, it can absolutely build a profitable business. The trick? Pick a demand-driven business, go lean with setup, and focus on cash flow, not just vibes.

Here are 10 hot business ideas you can launch with ₦1.5M or less in Nigeria right now — no cap:


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1. POS (Agent Banking) + Airtime/Data Reselling

💡 Why? People need to withdraw/cash-in every day, especially in underbanked areas.

Start with a strong location (busy junction, market).

Buy a POS machine (₦20K–₦50K or free from providers like Moniepoint, Opay).

Add VTU recharge (airtime/data) & bill payments = extra cashflow.

Profit Potential: ₦5K–₦15K daily if location is good.



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2. Mini-Importation + WhatsApp/Instagram Sales

💡 Why? Dollar is scary, but some items still offer crazy margins.

Import hot items: smartwatches, phone accessories, skincare kits, hair trimmers.

Source from Alibaba or 1688 + use a trusted agent.

Sell via WhatsApp status, Facebook Marketplace, Instagram.

Use UGC (user-generated content) for marketing.

Profit Potential: ₦100K–₦300K monthly if consistent.



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3. Mushroom Farming (Small-Scale Indoor Setup)

💡 Why? Cheap to start. High demand. Low overhead.

Focus on oyster mushrooms.

Setup can be done in a small, cool room or shaded tent.

Sell to local restaurants, markets, or health-conscious individuals.

Profit Potential: ₦50K–₦150K per month with scaling room.



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4. Phone Accessories Business (Offline + Online)

💡 Why? Nigerians will always upgrade phones or lose chargers 😅

Sell power banks, fast chargers, earphones, cables, etc.

Source from Lagos (Computer Village) or China.

Open a small kiosk or hawk with style around parks/universities.

Push online using TikTok + IG reels.

Profit Potential: 30%–100% markup on items.



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5. Small Chop + Smoothie Bar (Combo Setup)

💡 Why? Food is king. Always will be.

Focus on high-traffic area: motor parks, school gates, markets.

Menu: Puff-puff, spring rolls, samosas, smoothies, parfaits.

Partner with delivery guys for bulk orders.

Smart packaging = brand appeal.

Profit Potential: ₦5K–₦20K daily profit.



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6. Laundry & Dry Cleaning Business

💡 Why? Middle-class folks hate washing 😭

Set up in an estate or residential area.

Invest in a good washing machine, generator, iron.

Offer pick-up/drop-off services to stand out.

Use loyalty cards or referral rewards.

Profit Potential: ₦80K–₦200K monthly.



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7. Used/Thrift Clothing (Okrika)

💡 Why? Second-hand fashion is booming again, even among Gen Z.

Source quality first-grade bales (children's wear, ladies' tops).

Sell via Instagram Live, WhatsApp status, or local market.

Keep aesthetic sharp = higher pricing.

Profit Potential: ₦50K–₦300K/month depending on hustle.



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8. Mobile Car Wash (Waterless or Home-Service)

💡 Why? Car owners love convenience.

Invest in portable car wash equipment & quality cleaning agents.

Offer home/office service; no need for a fixed location.

Target Uber/Bolt drivers, offices, estates.

Add add-ons: engine wash, polishing, etc.

Profit Potential: ₦4K–₦15K per day with one staff.



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9. Digital Services Reselling / Mini-Agency

💡 Why? Everyone wants to “blow” online but don’t know how.

Niche into graphic design, Canva templates, ghostwriting, email copywriting, or social media content.

Outsource the work on Fiverr/Upwork if needed.

Sell to small biz owners, students, hustlers.

Bundle your services = higher ticket.

Profit Potential: ₦50K–₦300K monthly.



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10. Local Foodstuff Packaging & Delivery

💡 Why? Diaspora Nigerians and busy city folks need this.

Package crayfish, garri, ogbono, egusi, palm oil in neat branded packs.

Sell on WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook.

Target working-class folks & diaspora customers.

Partner with dispatch riders or delivery services.

Profit Potential: ₦50K–₦200K monthly with growth potential.



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Bonus Tip 🧠:

Whatever biz you pick, invest ₦100K–₦200K in marketing (e.g.:

Facebook/IG ads,

branded packaging,

influencer collabs,

video content creation).


Let the world know what you do. Visibility = cashflow.


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If you're confused or want me to help you pick based on your location, skills, or passion — just say the word and I’ll tailor something for you 🔥.

Hussein27, you are too much. I can't believe you got just 1 "Like" for this beautiful Post. It is simply awesome - one of the best business-related Ones I have read on Nairaland.

I hope more Nairalanders will take time to give valuable Answers/Suggestions like this (instead of daily fighting about PO and BAT that don't know they exist) that we can all benefit from.

Because of this your Post, I am following you, I will recommend you to some People, and I hope to do Business (Consulting or Collaboration) with you - hoping you combine Honesty with your Business Acumen.
God bless you brother!

EmperorCaesar:

There are 1000 other things to be analyzed but this writer choose to dwell on irrelevancies like this

Useless contributions from a Useless citizen

Nothing wrong with the Immortalization

The Writer of this Piece is an Editor of one of the Oldest Newspapers in Nigeria. He was a Classmate of Yinka Odumakin of blessed memory at Great Ife (University of Ife - now Obafemi Awolowo University).

This Guy made a First Class in English Language when Education was still Education in Nigeria - in the 80s. I don't know your Age, but I guess even your Parents had not met then.

The Writer is an authentic Omo Odua, an original Omoluabi - one of Nigeria's best Scholars. But you are here wasting away your life on Sycophancy on a Faceless Forum.

An extraordinary and outstanding Citizen is whom you referred to as "a useless Citizen."
Shame on you! Well, one cannot shame the Shameless. Your future is very bleak.

[quote author=leisuretym post=120185220]He should return to Dubai , desperate looter want to sell Nigeria to his Dubai Arab Gang .
He has sworn to be richer than Elon musk by selling everything in Nigeria


Atiku is a leopard that cannot change its skin . He is already promising contracts to political allies, forgetting that there is a law called the Public Procurement Act[/quote]



You too noticed that? I was really shocked hearing him promise Ogun State PDP Members that they would be able to get Contracts and Appointments under his Administration only if they win their respectively Polling Units for him.

That was really shocking. Such an Utterance must have broken the Law. Do we really have Laws in this Country?
The other day, Lalong was openly and shamelessly saying it is "Emilokan`s turn to chop." God! Sometimes, I feel Nigeria's Case is a Lost One..

Like they say, all Politics is local. Some People just go online to type rubbish without understanding the Local Politics of the Place they are commenting about.

Seyi Makinde is, by far, the best Governor of the State since its Creation. To find anybody close to him, you will have to go back to the Military Governors of the 60s and 70s. GSM (Governor Seyi Mankinde) as he is fondly called, is not your Regular Nigerian Politician. This Guy is one of the few Ones that actually came into Politics for Public Service, and not for Self Enrichment.
Ad far back as 10 - 15 years ago (he is currently under 55), he was always giving annual Student Scholarships of tens of millions of Naira. He was already a renowned Philanthropist at a very young Age.
His Asset Declaration with the Code of Conduct Bureau was 50 Billion (yes Billion, not Million) Naira at the start of his tenure in 2019.

He has governed extremely well - the Whole of Oyo State has been one big Construction Site for the past 4 years, with many Projects having been completed already, and many nearly completed. Teachers are being recruited continuously and being paid on time, Pensioners are joyful again (the huge backlog of unpaid Pensions and Gratuities left by Previous Governments, especially his Predecessor is almost completely cleared up), Civil Servants are regularly paid on time. And most importantly, Traders are happy because Workers have the ability to make Purchases.

So for all those saying he is just following Wike stupidly, what they are seeing is a Man who can win under any Party's Name (at this very Point, he needs neither PDP nor APC for reelection).

His Governance is doing the Campaigning for him. It is the Assurance of People's Support and Coming Votes that is making GSM very confident. Most importantly, his Party Members, especially in Oyo State know this. This is why they can't rebel against him - because If they do, they will be doomed.
If Independent Candidacy were allowed in Nigeria's Politics, GSM`s reelection would be a Landslide Victory even as an Independent Candidate.

Obasanjo became the Chief of Staff Supreme Headquarters (equivalent of Civilian VP) at the Age of 38, became Head of State at the Age of 39. 23 years later, he became the first President of the 4th Republic at the Age of 62 (almost the same as Peter Gregory Obi`s Current Age) while the Great Grandfather of 86 (pretending to be 70) is still fighting dirty to realize his so-called "Long Life Ambition." Werey Oloriburuku Druggito, Omo ti o ni ebi, Omo Irankiran, this is not about your "Long Life Ambition." This is about our future and our Children's.
Iwo ko kan (it's not your turn). Obi lo kan!

The Real Omoluabis are not blinded by foolish Hero Worship and Bigotry. They are suberbly intelligent and open-minded.
Yoruba lagba. Long live the Real Omoluabis!

The great Guy was attending an International Conference in Geneva, Switzerland when the US Intelligence Service passed a message to the then US Ambassador in Nigeria about what was being planned by Abachs for Obasanjo upon his arrival back in Nigeria - that he was going to be arrested at MMA (Murtala Mohammed Airport) once he landed in Nigeria.

The US Ambassador called him in Geneva to inform that he shouldn't return to Nigeria, that his Country (the USA) was prepared to offer him a Political Asylum), that he should fly to Washington DC after the end of the Conference in Geneva.

The big Man turned down the Offer, and decided to fly back to Nigeria to face whatever might have been arranged/planned for him by General Abacha, even if it would lead to his death. Who does that? This is an extremely high level of Character Strength.

Doing any form of comparison between Obasanjo and Tinubu is absolutely madness - because One has a Superb Strength of Character while the other has absolutely none.

What is there to even compare?
Cornering the entire Commonwealth of a State, Agberorizing (forgive me) a State, Being a Bagman for a Hard Drugs Network, Nepotism (Family Members and Associates in charge of everything commercial), etc. Is this the kind of Character you will like to hand over your future and that of your children and unborn Children to?

Please don't be foolish once again. Vote wisely. There will be No Second Chance!
Long live the Real Omoluabis!

It's called Inauguration Celebration for a reason. It is a time for Celebration. This is not 7.30am behind the Office Desk in Government House.

Urchins should calm down. The Ignorant Batified haters need to go and see examples of how Inauguration is celebrated in good climes.
BHO (Barack Hussein Obama) stood up, danced, and chewed Gums throughout his 2012 reelection Inauguration Celebration, while his then VP - Sleepy Joe Biden was busy jogging (I mean endless jogging) around to shake People's hands.

I would like to see the Chicago Druggie or the Dubai Thief attempt to shake their Waist if they can actually do so without ending up in a rehab.

Go and mark it down. Senator Adeleke will perform well. 100% certain! The Adelekes always excel. This is word on marble. You can screenshot this.

You guys should try to at least do some research before rushing to comment.

One of the said Monarchs mentioned is Mr Gboyega Famodun.
His Coronation was rushed within the last 1 week after it became totally clear that Oyetola wasn't coming back. They were hoping on another Supreme Court Governor, but that didn't materialize.

Who is he? Up till the time of his Coronation barely 6 days ago, he was the Osun State Chairman of APC. Are you still wondering about what was going on?

His Father (Adelani Famodun) was the Owa (King) of Igbajo before the last one (Retired Major Femi Fashade) died 2 years ago.
The throne is rotated among 5 Families. So, how could it be his/his Family's turn?
These Politicians want to turn everything to Emilokan. Not his turn (Oun ko lokan).

The same thing that happened in Igbajo was replicated in the 2 other Towns (Iree and Ikirun. These 3 Towns (as well as Ada and Iragbiji - Tinubu`s Home Town) are in the same Vicinity - barely 5 to 8 Kilometers separating each of them.

These Politicians are subverting not only our Traditional Institutions, but all other aspects of our lives. I really don't understand Nigeria's so-called Democracy. It is too destructive.

The quickly Installed Permanent Secretaries were clearly warned 5 days ago of the consequences of accepting the would-be Appointments.

And, how can you start employing thousands of unnecessary Workers after you lost your reelection? Insanity!

Kudos to Adeleke! Remove all the Boobytraps planted by Oyetola before commencing actual Governing Work.
Long live Osun State!

Most times, it is really tiring explaining things on Nairaland. It's like rushing to comment is more important than everything else.

God1000:
Why such move, this is unacceptable


I'm surprised to be honest because I don't expect this from the Biden administration, even the current US ambassador to UN is a black woman.

But domestically, the Biden administration has shown the willingness to end racism and white supremacy. Some high ranking black men and women serving in biden's cabinet include.

1. Michael Regan, the first Black man to lead the Environmental Protection Agency

2. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, the first Black person in the post

9. The current US vice President Kamala Harris is also a black woman, Joe biden picked her.

The list is endless

President biden also signed executive order on the second anniversary of George Floyd's death directing federal agencies to revise use-of-force policies, banning tactics such as chokeholds, restricting practices like no-knock warrants and promoting de-escalation techniques.


This is why I'm still a fan of Biden, Donald trump didn't appoint a single black man in his cabinet, he remains the most racist president in US history

It's like you have never heard of the name Ben Carson before. Dr Carson, a world renowned Neurosurgeon was the Secretary of Housing throughout the duration of the Trump Administration. The last time I checked, he was still a black man.

Antoeni:
She Had Risen

Which one is "had" again? I never knew English is this hard? Another Nairaland Poster Child for IELTS! Tueh!

Yes, Yorubas who have short Memories love Tinubu. And the Alatenuje (anywhere Belle face) Yorubas too love him. But we the Omoluabi (the well brought up) Yorubas share no values with him.

Awolowo we know. Who is Tinubu? We loved and still love Awolowo because he was selfless - a true Leader who unfortunately was not a good politician, as he was too transparent and honest. Tinubu, however, is a good politician (very crafty and dishonest like his Peers - the OUKs and Lawans of this World ). Everything is always about them and their families.

It is even an insult to put Papa Awolowo and Tinubu in the same sentence.

Papa gave us free Education and Health, and real meaningful development (First Radio/Television Station in Africa, First University in Nigeria and many other Firsts in Africa and Nigeria), but never installed any of his Children in any Political Position of Authority, even when he could easily have done so. He lived and died for the People. No Private Jet, no Big Mansions, etc. - such were never his Priorities.

Papa Awo had/has Disciples (Jakande, Ajasin, etc. - many still alive and propagating his beliefs), but Tinubu only has Beneficiaries (Speaker Gbaja, his Senator Wife, his Nephew Governor Oyetola, his Daughter Shade - Iyaloja of Lagos, etc.).

This Election is like none we ever had before.
Go and mark it down - the way Osun/Oyo, Ondo/Ekiti will vote will shock people. Lagos and Ogun are the only ones still in play. PO doesn't need 30% in SW. He only needs 25% in each State, and >25 he will get.

Lekki Tollgate bloodshed incident of 201020 happened with his Tinubu`s Collaboration, and it happened on Yoruba Soil. We (those of us who don't have short Memories) will never forget!

God bless Governor Seyi Makinde. Bubu`s Tribalism and Nepotism are what put us in this miserable condition. Tinubus best days are behind him. We need fresh hands. Say no to Tribalism. Only the best!

Before the Chicago Druggito came, we had Buba Marwa, the Legendary Lateef Jakande (popularly called Baba Kekere, that is, small Father = small Awolowo, whole Shoes' Lace Tinubu cannot even untie); Major Generals Raji Rasaki & Gbolahan Mudashiru; & Sir Michael Otedola, just to mention a few. All these beautiful aforementioned People came to do their best and left. During their time, there was nothing like Agbero. Then came the Chicago Druggito in 1999 who institutionalized Agbero, Nepotism and Benefactor-Beneficiary style of Leadership.

Instead of him to peacefully leave like others before him did, the lure of Lagos’ Wealth was too strong for him to resist. The Omo oju oriolari (the Pickin wey dey see Wealth for the first time) instead decided to stay and become the God Father of "you Rub-my-Palm," "I Rub-your-Back" Politics. He has refused to go away just because of the City's Wealth. He has made Lagos a really messed up place. His Urchins like FreestuffNg would like you to believe that it was Drugitto that actually came from Iragbiji to lay the Foundation of Lagos. Those of us that actually were born, schooled and grew up in Lagos know better. We can compare how Lagos was before Druggito came in 1999 and after he left in 2007. But he never really left! Actually Raji Fashola did much better than him.

Can you even imagine somebody like Baba Jakande needing a Tout like MC Oluomo for Political intimidation to succeed in an Election, or needing to bribe all over the Place to win an Election? His Generation didn't need that. Their Works (Legacies) spoke (campaigned) for them.
Peace!

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All the above, but any Official Website?

marahv:
All sold out!

Bros, thanks so much. Very grateful for the transaction and all those pieces of information you gave to me.

May the God Almighty keep, protect and bless Peter Obi. Amen.
Lord, please give him absolute success as he moves forward during this Campaign Period. Amen.

He is the best available and the one Nigeria badly needs at this time. On Peter Obi's Mandate we stand. Peter the Rock 2023!

[Between, I am proudly Yoruba, an authentic Omo Oduduwa, but I always go for The Best in all things]

Kam2021:
Tufiakwa gi....tueeehhhhhh

Ignore that Worm. He is also the Owner of "”FreeStuffsNG" Moniker. He is one of Tinubu`s servants. His conscience is dead like that of his BMC Colleagues.

Sergio104:
Wahalla.

Ụmụ ekwensu are indeed real

You are pure definition of "nwa ekwensu"

Ignore that Worm. He is also the Owner of "”FreeStuffsNG" Moniker. He is one of Tinubu`s servants. His conscience is dead like that of his BMC Colleagues.

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Truth will still come out.
Past gory images on twitter have turned out to be fake.
I believe she has a family and one should expect to hear from them by now.

This should not be another lekkilies where suddenly all those reportedly killed turned out alive or having no relatives come out to state that any of their relative missing or dead.
Never again will we allow twitter be used to peddle fake news and hate news.

Her family should please speak up. Twitter is not her family or family compound.

Those speaking ill of Nigeria because they hate Buhari will reap what they sow.

If you sow good in Nigeria, good you will reap and if you sow curses, curses and badluck you will eventually reap from Nigeria. Nigeria will never bless you and whatever you sow in Nigeria will wilt and die.

Vaughan Lanrewaju, the Owner of ”FreeStuffsNG" Moniker, the Ultimate Tinubu`s servant.
Will it be well with you? As the Lord lives, we shall all see.

Igbo Amaka! Biafra Amaka!

Oduduwa707:
How come the boy no go any 9ja university? They loot Nigeria's resources to raise their kids abroad... While millions of average Nigerians languish in poverty and less qualitative education.

Afterall na Nigeria's resources she take sponsor am...

Yet, the majority of the gullible Nigerians are gonna still congratulate him.

Rubbish!

You a big e-diot You should have first asked yourself: Did the Mother herself and her Husband school in Nigeria? The Parents themselves schooled in the US. What you are saying is that both the guy`s Grandparents too looted to get their children schooled overseas? Don't blame anybody for your own unfortunate upbringing.
It's so unfortunate that I even share Odua`s name with you.

SlyDev:
Sunday Igboho freedom fighter
IPOB terrorist

Your division no longer works. Nobody desires to share a Nation with you Headslammers of Cow Country who contribute nothing positive to Nation Building. Long live Biafra! Long live Odua Nation!

Eriokanmi:
Make dem give these people Biafra now. Is it by force to be part of Nigeria....is it by force?

Even if they give them
President it won't change anything. It seems their mind is already made up.

My Kin, I tire o! In one of my earlier write-ups today, I said the same thing.

These people have made up their mind to go. For how long is this evil Government going to forcefully hold them down?

MANDIPUTIN:
Soldiers Attempt to Arrest Woman Over Red Black Green Outfit |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMayZOpdTOM

https://www.facebook.com/192893700739192/posts/5114739815221198/

Shame. Big shame. Of all the problems in the land, the choice of people's clothing is your major headache.

Haba, let my people go!
You are saying none of them is good enough to be an Armed Service Chief. You are saying none of them is good enough to be President, even after 60+ years. You call them the 5 percenter, you call them a Dot in a Circle. Yet, you are saying they can't go their own way. To what end?

You think you can hold down a large Chunk of people by force in a rigged system forever? Impossible!

And you think a country can make progress when a large
Chunk of it is unhappy being within it? What is wrong in letting them have a Referendum? Why are the Slave Masters, the Unity Beggars, the Parasites so much afraid of a Referendum? UK did it for me Scotland. And EU did it for Britain. Why is a black man afraid of a Referendum?

Until different groups of people in this failed Nigerian project are able to feel unsubjugated, this Zoo will continue on its downward movement.

Leave these people to go their own way and carve out their own desired future.
So much disrespect to 35+ million people. And they are by far the most industrious Tribe in the land

One last thing: The Igbos need to vigorously do a "Domestic Cleaning" as they pursue their aspirations.
Domestic Cleaning=Sorting out the Judas within (it is not going to be easy because you people compromise easily when money is involved). Without this, everything will be a failed aspiration.
God bless the Igbos!

Those who make peace change impossible will make violent change inevitable.

This Afonjanite is signing out. Peace!
Proudly Yoruba.

*** For the Onijekujes in Yoruba land, your coming Suffering is in the Microwave.

Haba, let my people go!
You are saying none of them is good enough to be an Armed Service Chief. You are saying none of them is good enough to be President, even after 60+ years. You call them the 5 percenter, you call them a Dot in a Circle. Yet, you are saying they can't go their own way. To what end?

You think you can hold down a large Chunk of people by force in a rigged system forever? Impossible!

And you think a country can make progress when a large
Chunk of it is unhappy being within it? What is wrong in letting them have a Referendum? Why are the Slave Masters, the Unity Beggars, the Parasites so much afraid of a Referendum? UK did it for me Scotland. And EU did it for Britain. Why is a black man afraid of a Referendum?

Until different groups of people in this failed Nigerian project are able to feel unsubjugated, this Zoo will continue on its downwards movement.

Leave these people to go their own way and carve out their own desired future.
So much disrespect to 35+ million people. And they are by far the most industrious Tribe in the land

One last thing: The Igbos need to vigorously do a "Domestic Cleaning" as they pursue their aspirations.
Domestic Cleaning=Sorting out the Judas within (it is not going to be easy because you people compromise easily when money is involved). Without this, everything will be a failed aspiration.
God bless the Igbos!

Those who make peace change impossible will make violent change inevitable.

This Afonjanite is signing out. Peace!
Proudly Yoruba.

*** For the Onijekujes in Yoruba land, your coming Suffering is in the Microwave.