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Car TalkRe: My Sojourn Into W201 World (1993 190E I6 Auto Tranny) by omophunky(m): 12:01am On Aug 12, 2020
I'll be back...
PoliticsRe: Magu Woes Deepens, Investigators Combs Foreign Assets by omophunky(m): 2:15pm On Jul 11, 2020
Enough of all this jare !

Take him to court if you are not comfortable with your findings...
TV/MoviesRe: Why DSTV Cannot Give You Pay Per View. by omophunky(m): 11:27pm On Jul 05, 2020
When some people said this country can never get better they actually know what they're saying.

How can you be the one defending DSTV when they can do that themselves ?

This was the same thing MTN said when they came, that per sec billing is not possible until GLO came out of no where to rescue the masses, now you our own very youth saying this rubbish to us.

By the way what do you mean by if you can't afford DSTV there's STARTIMES ? If not Premier league is DSTV in anyway deferent from STARTIMES in term of what they both show ? Is it not the same old and repeated program they're showing...

Leave DSTV to defend themselves and not you...
If PAYG is possible or not let them be one to tell us and not you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Check Out The Big Fish My Brother Kill This Morning In A Very Small Water by omophunky(m):
This fish is one of a kind, finding it in small water is not surprising...

Did you know that, the fish actually live in dry mud during dry season and will be feeding on it's body till next rainy season and grow it's body back.
AutosRe: SOLD!! 2009 Lexus ES350 Full Option With Android And DVD by omophunky(m): 10:02pm On Jul 05, 2020
Kai, this one is super neat...
PoliticsRe: Fraud, Corruption: The Government Is Not To Blame, The People Are!! by omophunky(m): 6:07pm On Jul 04, 2020
What the op said is true, but how many have you reported?

What has EFCC and COURT of LAW done to those being reported in the past ?
CrimeRe: Corpse Of 6-year-old Rape Victim Found In Kaduna Mosque by omophunky(m):
Back in the days there was firing squad for armed robbers, I don't know why they have to ban such practice...

How can somebody be so bold enough to commit such magnitude of crime and when apprehend, only for law enforcement and court to be adjourning the case till populace forget about the case.

If you have enough courage to rape someone daughter and then kill her, I see no reason why you shouldn't face firing squad, but no instead you see some lawyers defending them... Defending what exactly...

Especially those caught red-handed and admit they did it... So why calling them suspects?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Chrome Browser Doing A Giveaway? by omophunky(m): 8:50pm On Jun 21, 2020
That's how I was searching for one music track yesterday on duckduckgo, only for for me to get this notification that av won galaxy S10, next thing for me to claim my prize, I just bone...���
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: We’re No More Your Frontliners, FG Tells Citizens by omophunky(m): 9:04am On Jun 16, 2020
You were never my frontliner angry
SportsRe: Real Madrid Announce Sad Death Of Marcelo by omophunky(m): 10:36am On May 27, 2020
Na wa o, see stadium like processor...
PoliticsHouse Of Reps $10m Bribe For Speedy Passage Of Compulsory Vaccine Bill by omophunky(op): 10:43pm On May 04, 2020
The Coalition of United Political Parties (CUPP), on Monday, alleged that it has intercepted a human intelligence report that the Nigeria House of Representatives leadership was poised to forcefully pass the compulsory vaccine bill without subjecting it to the traditions of legislative proceedings.


In a statement issued and signed by the spokesperson of the opposition political parties, Barrister Ikenga Imo Ugochinyere and sent to DAILY POST in Abuja on Monday, the body urged lawmakers in the lower chamber to rise against impunity.

The body in the statement alleged that a sum of $10 million was offered by the American Computer Czar, Bill Gates for influence the speedy passage of the bill without recourse to legislative public hearing, a the development they averted as anachronistic, adding that the Speaker, Femi Gbajabiamila should be impeached if he forces the bill on members.


The statement read:

“Opposition Coalition (CUPP) has intercepted very credible intelligence and hereby alerts Nigerians of plans by the leadership of the House of Representatives led by Femi Gbajabiamila to forcefully and without adherence to the rules of lawmaking to pass the Control of Infectious Diseases Bill 2020 otherwise known as the Compulsory Vaccination Bill which is proposing a compulsory vaccination of all Nigerians even when the vaccines have not been discovered.

“This intelligence is coupled with the information of the alleged receipt, from sources outside the country but very interested in the Bill, of the sum of $10 million by the sponsors and promoters of the Bill to distribute among lawmakers to ensure a smooth passage of the Bill.


“This will manifest in a wishy-washy public hearing which the promoters still insist on cancelling under the pretext of containment of the spread of the coronavirus. The intelligence is that the House will under whatever guise pass the Bill tomorrow 5th May, 2020 upon resumption.

“The Nigeria opposition rejects the Bill and urges opposition lawmakers in the House of Representatives to confront the Speaker of the House with these facts tomorrow at plenary and resist every plan to illegally pass the Bill.

“We have been informed that the alleged deal on the passage of the Bill was struck during a trip to Austria a few months back while the financial support for the promotion of the Bill was allegedly received last week to mobilize for a push leading to the hurried attempt to pass the Bill by any means necessary.


“Nigerians are reminded that at present, there is no discovered/approved vaccine anywhere in the world and one now begins to wonder why the hurry to pass a Bill for a compulsory vaccine when there is none.

“What if the world eventually does not find a vaccine or cure for coronavirus just like it has not found a cure for HIV AIDS? What is the hurry in passing a Bill based on speculation or is there anything else the leadership of the House would want to tell Nigerians? Is this bill what will stop the mass deaths and infections rising in Lagos, Kano, Abuja, Gombe, Borno, Kaduna, Ogun, Bauchi and indeed all over the country?

“Is this Bill going to revive and grow the economy and reduce hunger and give us more testing kits or bed spaces? Is this Bill going to stop the stealing of palliatives meant for poor and vulnerable Nigerians? Is it true that all these noises for the Bill is all for the alleged $10 million?

“The leadership of the House needs to start speaking now on why the hurry when there are a lot of urgent Bills to be passed which are not being attended to.

“Where is the Bill to make the wearing of face masks compulsory now that the Federal Government has against all wisdom insisted on easing the lockdown and the people have trooped out already without obeying the health regulations that will make them safe?

“Where are the economic revival Bills to protect jobs and vulnerable Nigerian workers whose livelihoods are threatened daily by this pandemic? Where are the Bills to compel the Federal Government to look inwards and encourage emergency research for the manufacture of essentials like test kits, ventilators, Personal Protective Equipment, vaccines, drugs, masks, sanitizers etc

“All opposition lawmakers should prove they are not part of the evil or partakers of the financial inducement and confront Speaker Femi Gbajabiamila to come clean.

“Let all parliamentary rules be dropped and opposition members should turn the House upside down using their parliamentary privileges if that is what it takes to stop this foreign-sponsored Bill.

“Why make a law for a vaccine that has not been discovered? Does it mean that Femi Gbajabiamila and the promoters have an idea of the vaccine and when it will be ready? When nations like Madagascar are making local remedies which is working, APC is making a law to compulsorily inject Nigerians with vaccines our former slave masters have not yet discovered.

“The plan to push the passing of the bill is evil

“The Nigeria Centre for Disease Control, NCDC did not make any contributions to the drafting of the Bill and has even told Femi Gbajabiamila to suspend the Bill as the timing is very wrong but Mr. Gbajabiamila believes he can secure the silence and acquiescence of the NCDC with all the illegal powers been provided for the NCDC in the Bill hence he still wants to push ahead with it the passage.

“Like we told the Federal Government before, do not bring Chinese doctors, shut our external borders, do not ease the lockdown, do not relax Kano lockdown and they refused to heed to wise counsel preferring to play myopic politics with the lives of Nigerians, today the community transmission is getting worse and it has almost been confirmed that the so called strange deaths in Kano of hundreds of citizens is a result of the COVID-19.

“We are saying loudly again and calling on House of Representatives to suspend this Control of Infectious Diseases Bill and await for proper input and scrutiny after the pandemic and charge all efforts towards giving the needed support to reduce the spread and find a homegrown solution.”



https://dailypost.ng/2020/05/04/bill-gate-offered-house-of-reps-10m-bribe-for-speedy-passage-of-compulsory-vaccine-bill-cupp-alleges/

HealthRe: Corona Virus.. The Whole World Must Hold China Liable. by omophunky(m): 6:35pm On Apr 12, 2020
Things are getting real than expected
HealthRe: Corona Virus.. The Whole World Must Hold China Liable. by omophunky(m): 6:29pm On Apr 12, 2020
Omo, this handshake is going beyond elbow o...
HealthRe: COVID-19: Doctors Warn FG Against Inviting Chinese Medical Experts by omophunky(m): 12:54pm On Apr 04, 2020
Federal government adding more problem to the

ones we have on ground...
HealthWhat Is Happening ? by omophunky(op): 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2020
Israel claimed to find the cure coronavirus...

what to it ?

Our very own professor Maurice iwu also claimed to have found the cure for coronavirus...

please what is happening?
BusinessIT’S OFFICIAL: Naira To Now Trade At N380/$ by omophunky(op): 11:28pm On Mar 20, 2020
The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has directed that bureaux de change operators in the country must not sell dollars higher than N380 to end users.

This is compared to the previous N360/$ exchange rate that was adopted in 2016.

This is contained in a memo signed by O.S. Nnaji, director of the apex bank’s trade and exchange department.

The memo was addressed to banks and bureau de change operators.

“Please be advised that the applicable exchange rate for the disbursements of proceeds of IMTOs for the period Monday, March 23 to Friday, March 27, 2020 is as follows:

IMTSOs to banks: N376/$1Banks to CBN: N377/$1CBN to BDCs: N378/$1BDCs to end users: Not more than N380Volume of sale to each market is $20,000 per BDC.

“Kindly note that the GBP rate should be derived from USD cross rate on the date of the sale.’

TheCable had earlier reported on Friday that the federation accounts allocation committee adopted the N360/$ exchange rate.

It was also gathered that the CBN rate of N307/$ is and consessionary rates such as N325 and N330 were abolished.

In addition, all international oil companies would be required to sell their FX incomes to CBN at N360/$ as against the N325/$ they used to sell to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

The CBN also unified the BDC segment rate with that of the investors and exporters window where the naira traded at N380/$ on Friday.

*IMTSOs: International money transfer service operators



https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-for-second-time-four-years-cbn-adjusts-naira-n380

RomanceRe: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by omophunky(m): 9:42am On Mar 08, 2020
Op this girl is a threat to ur life hope u know that ?
RomanceRe: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by omophunky(m): 9:27am On Mar 08, 2020
To be honest op is at fault here, don't get me wrong...

if the girl was h.i.v carrier will the op still be with the said girl by now ? he must have found one excuse or the other to make sure he doesn't come in physical contact with the girl again...

Op na free things dey kill u dey go soo.
AutosRe: Super Clean Toyota Camry, Keyless Start by omophunky(m): 4:02pm On Mar 04, 2020
Op, you no tell us say na hybrid...
RomanceRe: Apart From, *let Me Call You Right Back* What Other Scam Do You Know? by omophunky(m): 3:29pm On Jan 29, 2020
Na ur number I dey try before ur call enter...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police: A Brutal Reality - Oke Umurhohwo by omophunky(m): 1:13pm On Dec 07, 2019
btts
RomanceRe: The Moment An Angry Woman Rams Car Onto A Cheating Boyfriend (Video) by omophunky(m):
Meehn, some people get mind o shocked shocked shocked
TravelRe: Akufo-Addo Presents Cash To Stranded Ghanaian Drivers On Benin-Nigeria Border by omophunky(m): 4:17pm On Nov 01, 2019
They are taking it too seriously as if we share the same border.

I think they are the one benefiting mostly in this smuggling of a business
PoliticsRe: EFCC Reveals How 'past Govts Spent N15b On Governors’ Security Aides’ by omophunky(m): 8:31am On Sep 12, 2019
ok
CrimeRe: The Story Of Otokoto Money Ritual Killings Of 1996 & Growing Menace Of "Yahoo Pl by omophunky(m): 6:24pm On Aug 08, 2019
mehn... this one is deep.
HealthRe: Israeli Technology Can Now Freeze Cancer Cells by omophunky(m): 11:33am On Aug 08, 2019
The final judgment day for cancer is fast coming faster than I thought...
Jokes EtcRe: Between A Wife And Her Sick Husband. by omophunky(m): 5:04pm On Jul 03, 2019
I swear his survival is possible true true...
CrimeConfusion As Rich Man Steals Chickens And Docks To Fuel His N140m BMW Car by omophunky(op): 9:30am On Jun 13, 2019
- A luxury car owner has been arrested for allegedly stealing chickens to buy fuel for his car

-The wealthy farmer was to have suffered financial woes and resorted to stealing domestic animals to afford gas money

-When confronted by the police the man admitted to his crimes and disclosed that his car was ‘thirsty’

A luxury BMW owner and wealthy farmer has been picked up by the police in China’s Sichuan province for allegedly stealing chickens and ducks from several villages in Linshui county, just so that he can afford to buy fuel for his luxury BMW car worth about 140 million.

According reports by Oddity Central, police in the county had been getting several reports from villagers about missing domestic animals, but no one had ever imagined that the culprit could be a wealthy farmer who also happened to be the owner of a luxury multi-story villa.

However, the wealthy man resorted to petty theft after he ran into a financial mess and could not afford to buy fuel for his ‘thirsty’ automobile any more. This had led him to stealing and selling off people’s domestic birds to enable him afford gas.
The report further noted that the several complaints that had been filed at the police station resulted into the officers of the law launching an investigation into the poultry thefts. Surveillance tapes showed that a bike with no plates was always making a return trip to the farmer’s house and further scrutiny of his activities revealed that some chicken dealers were often found at his residence.

After gathering enough evidence to, the police officers brought in the luxury car owner for questioning. When he was confronted, Qiang (Pseudonym), admitted to the thefts and disclosed that his high-end car was really thirst and because of his financial situation at the time, he resorted to stealing and selling the domestic birds in other to subsidize his monthly fuel expenditure.


https://www.legit.ng/amp/1242775-man-steals-chickens-to-fuel-his-n-140m-bmw-car.html
CelebritiesRe: It Is Only In Nigeria Fans Demand For Money Because They're Fans -tonto Dikeh by omophunky(m): 2:16pm On May 24, 2019
Thank GOD those useless fans of her are having their own share of her madness...
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Accused Of Marrying Another Lady After Dating A Girl For 18 Years by omophunky(m): 3:27pm On May 13, 2019
I don't believe they date for eighteen year's, so how old is the said lady ?

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