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Jokes Etc / Re: See How MMM Finished Me! by omophunky(m): 8:31am On Dec 01, 2016
U try grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Order Ladoja’s Arrest - EFCC To Court, Over N4.7bn Fraud by omophunky(m): 10:32am On Nov 19, 2016
RoyalinSanity:


who has time to distract an unfocused low life like yourself.

i notice this is always your anthem fool
ok
Politics / Re: Order Ladoja’s Arrest - EFCC To Court, Over N4.7bn Fraud by omophunky(m): 8:18am On Nov 19, 2016
Another way of distracting us from their incompetent... angry

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Politics / Re: APC To Fayose: You Can’t Escape Scrutiny In Bailout Disbursement by omophunky(m): 8:43am On Nov 18, 2016
APC agent of doom
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Kerry: Corruption Fighting Back Vigorously, But We'll Win by omophunky(m): 11:50am On Nov 17, 2016
Ok
Crime / Re: See Nigerian Man Who Is To Be Executed For Drugs Tomorrow by omophunky(m): 11:49am On Nov 17, 2016
Ok
Phones / Re: 5 Very Important Things To Note Before Buying Any Phone by omophunky(m): 6:51am On Nov 13, 2016
Things I always considered before buying that beautiful phone. . .


Ram- minimum of at least 2Gig

Screen size- 5inches

Resolution- 1080*1920

Rom- 32Gig

Battery- 4000mah

Others can follow...

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ekile Deletes All Instagram Pictures Except Ones With Flavour by omophunky(m): 9:32am On Nov 07, 2016
Op since u have nothing to do than to be stalking chidinma ekile, well I just formated my phone now, except my SD card would u pls report that also ? angry

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Politics / Re: Economic Recession: India To Pay Nigeria $15bn For Oil Exports by omophunky(m): 3:26pm On Oct 18, 2016
Turn to ur neighbor and say....


I must by banger this year grin

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Phones / Re: NCC Hikes International Termination Rate By 525% by omophunky(m): 3:17pm On Oct 18, 2016
Thank GOD it doesn't affect me...


Probably for those who have people to call abroad.
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Five Largest Banks Record Drop In Market Share by omophunky(m): 12:08pm On Oct 07, 2016
Ok
Science/Technology / Re: Calabar Boy Generates Power From Butter Containers & Damaged Solar Panels (Pics) by omophunky(m): 1:31pm On Oct 05, 2016
[quote author=HsLBroker post=49938193][/quote]Oga u be ambulance ?
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 14 Years (Photo) by omophunky(m): 10:38am On Oct 05, 2016
Ok
Education / "34 Facts About Dolphins" by omophunky(m): 6:03pm On Jul 06, 2016
There is no doubt that dolphins are one of the most interesting forms of aquatic life out there. They are easy to recognize and you likely already know they are very smart. Yet there are plenty of great facts about them that you may not know. That will all change though when you get done reading this!

1. The dolphin is the only mammal that gives birth with the tail first instead of the head.

2. Dolphins don’t smell very well.

3. Young dolphins will remain with their mother for a period of 2 or 3 years.

4. There are two stomachs for dolphins just like for cows. The first one stores the food for them and the second one is where digestion takes place.

5. A dolphin may be able to dive up to 1,000 feet.

6. The dorsal fin on every dolphin is very unique and it can be used to identify them from each other.

7. Dolphins can swim at a speed of up to 25 miles per hour for a long time. This is about 3 times faster than the fastest humans in the world.

8. The average lifespan of a dolphin is 17 years. However, some of them that have been observed in the wild lived about 50 years.

9. Most species of dolphins live in saltwater but some of them thrive in freshwater.

10. A dolphin needs to get air at different intervals. Some need air every 20 seconds but others only need it every 30 minutes.

11. A group of dolphins is called a pod.

12. The bonds of dolphins in a pod are very intense. They have been observed carrying for the sick, the elderly, and those that have been injured with great care.

13. Even though they are usually very mild tempered, dolphins can be aggressive.

14. They are able to see well in the water due to the retina gathering light in a unique way.

15. The brain of a dolphin is #2 is terms of size compared to its body size. It is only behind the human.

16. It is possible for a mature dolphin to eat up to 30 pounds of fish daily.

17. There are about 100 teeth in the mouth of a dolphin. They use the teeth to grab their prey but they don’t chew it. All food is swallowed whole.

18. Up to 20 feet in the air is the distance that a dolphin can leap.

19. The Killer Whale is the largest member of the dolphin family. They can be up to 30 feet in length.

20. The skin of the dolphin is very delicate and it can easily be damaged by contact with other surfaces.

21. The Boto is the largest of the dolphins that can live in freshwater. They can be up to 10 feet long.

22. Dolphins often use a hunting tactic of circling the fish in a school so that they make a tight ball.

Then they will take turns going through the center of the ball to feed as they do so.

23. Only one side of the dolphin’s brain sleeps at a time. This allows them to be able to breathe and to be able to watch for threats even while they are resting.

24. Dolphins enjoy socializing and playing. They play with seaweed or with other members of the pod. Sometimes, they will tease other living creatures in the water.

25. Global warming continues to be a problem for dolphins as it has reduced their food supply significantly.

26. Dolphins can be migrational for food and to get to bodies of water that are the right temperatures for them. Not all pods of dolphins will migrate though if their needs are being met right where they are.

27. Dolphins are known to engage in a variety of different feeding methods in order to be successful.

28. Most of them involved cooperation and being in sync with other pod members. It is very rarely that they will try to get food on their own.

29. The smallest dolphins are about 4 feet long with the longest being 30 feet long. They can weigh from 90 pounds to more than 11 tons.

30. The fluke is the name for the tail on a dolphin.

31. Echolocation is a big part of overall communication for dolphins. It occurs through the melon in the head.

32. All dolphins have a blowhole at the top where they take in air when they come to the surface.

33. Almost all dolphins have no hair other than a few that they have at birth. Only the Boto River Dolphin has a small amount of hair that they will keep as an adult.

34. They have a fast healing process for their bodies even when they have deep wounds such as those that are the result of shark bites. Experts haven’t been able to determine how this is possible for dolphins when other mammals would hemorrhage.

http://www.dolphins-world.com/dolphin-facts/

Nairaland / General / Re: What Will Happen After World War lll by omophunky(m): 1:20pm On Jun 04, 2016
I don't know
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Cancelled Trip To Ogoni; Nigerians React by omophunky(m): 10:42am On Jun 02, 2016
For the first time since I joined nairaland, omenka accept defeat.

What a great shock shocked
Phones / Re: This New MTN Pulse Video Will Give You Goose-bumps by omophunky(m): 2:46am On May 15, 2016
Omg, Mtn really murder their opponent with this advert. Kai grin

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Romance / Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by omophunky(m): 5:21pm On May 12, 2016
Nice one op, u try

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Have A Phd In advanced Plumbing and water engineering (pic) by omophunky(m): 9:53am On May 04, 2016
What kind of useless plumbing work is this ?


Something's men go through just to make a living.
Celebrities / Teebillz Nearly Killed Himself This Morning - He Tried To Jump Off ... by omophunky(m): 4:46pm On May 02, 2016
When Teebillz shared his suicide note this morning on IG while pouring his heart out about the demise of his marriage to Tiwa Savage, many of us thought/hoped he was just talking, but he wasn't. Tunji 'Teebillz' Balogun tried to commit suicide this morning by jumping off the Lekki- Ikoyi toll bridge and this is fact!
According to an eye-witness named Chukwuma Ani, who witnessed the incident and was one of the men who pulled Teebillz off the bridge, he told LIB exclusively that around past 9 this morning while driving on the Lekki-Ikoyi toll bridge, a car hit his own from behind, damaging his car. He said he came out of the car and approached the driver of the vehicle that hit his. He didn't know who the man was (it was Teebillz) but he said he berated him for hitting his car and asked the man to come out and assess the damage caused to his car. The man looked at him and told him to leave...that he was there for a reason. That he was planning to commit suicide and Chukwuma Ani would hear about it later...
Not knowing who the guy was or understanding why he was talking suicide, Mr Ani said he kept insisting that the driver must come down from his car and see the damage he had caused to his car. He said he noticed alcohol on the floor of the driver's car so thought the man was drunk. He said while shouting and berating the driver for hitting his car, the guy just suddenly drove his car with speed to the front.
Ani said he got into his own car and gave chase and was surprised to see the driver of the car parking his car in the middle of the bridge as other cars drove past. He said he parked in front of the driver and approached the man again, telling him that he couldn't even apologize for hitting his car and was instead trying to drive off. He said as he was berating the man, he (Teebillz) got down from his car and walked to the bridge railing.
He said he stood there wondering what the driver was trying to do and it was at that point that two other cars approached them. He said as he was trying to figure out who the new comers were, Teebillz had moved to the bridge railing and was trying to jump. Mr. Ani said a light skinned guy came out from the first car and began running towards Teebillz screaming and that was when he realized what was going on..
"I thought I was watching a movie" Ani told LIB "the man held the railing and tried to jump over it and that was when the yellow man held him and started shouting for help. The two of them nearly fell into the water. I quickly joined the yellow man to pull the guy out and while we were struggling with him, one PSquare twin (Peter Okoye) and Banky W joined us to pull the man out " Ani said
LIB called Peter Okoye to confirm he was there but he refused to say anything "Even if I was there, I can't say anything about it" he said.
We hear Teebillz is doing okay now and is surrounded by family and friends. People need to take depression seriously in Nigeria - a lot of people are so depressed and struggling and don't usually have anywhere to turn to for help. Let's always lend a helping hand. Hope Teebillz gets better.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/04/lib-exclusive-how-teebillz-nearly.html?m=1
Jokes Etc / Re: What Name Will You Give To This Haircut? (pic) by omophunky(m): 11:30pm On May 01, 2016
Red sea



That's the handwork of moses in Egypt.
Crime / Re: 710 Nigerians Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In 10 Months —igbo Youth Movement. by omophunky(m): 7:15am On Apr 27, 2016
No government in this country.
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News. by omophunky(m): 9:24pm On Apr 23, 2016
Hahaha, just pray u don't explode with the TV.
Politics / Re: What Is The Power Situation In Your Area by omophunky(m): 11:31pm On Apr 22, 2016
Guy no dey remind us say we no get light for this country nah !
for the past one week now I haven't see light what a change.

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Politics / Re: No Decision On Signing 2016 Budget Yet – FG by omophunky(m): 8:29am On Apr 21, 2016
Kai I don enter am

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Politics / Re: Again, Metuh Fails To Stop Trial by omophunky(m): 8:25am On Apr 21, 2016
Enough of this rubbish

ah ah wetin ?
Politics / Re: EFCC To Deal With Staff Who Decorated Ekweremadu ‘anti-corruption Ambassador' by omophunky(m): 8:17am On Apr 21, 2016
I don't know who we offend in this country that warrant this daily embarrassment from this so called lawbreakers. kai

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Romance / Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by omophunky(m): 5:55pm On Apr 17, 2016
DanceVille:
What bro?
lie
Romance / Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by omophunky(m): 5:15pm On Apr 17, 2016
Lady's, doing what they know how to do best... which is...

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