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RomanceRe: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by omophunky(m): 5:21pm On May 12, 2016
Nice one op, u try
Jokes EtcRe: When You Have A Phd In advanced Plumbing and water engineering (pic) by omophunky(m): 9:53am On May 04, 2016
What kind of useless plumbing work is this ?


Something's men go through just to make a living.
CelebritiesTeebillz Nearly Killed Himself This Morning - He Tried To Jump Off ... by omophunky(op): 4:46pm On May 02, 2016
When Teebillz shared his suicide note this morning on IG while pouring his heart out about the demise of his marriage to Tiwa Savage, many of us thought/hoped he was just talking, but he wasn't. Tunji 'Teebillz' Balogun tried to commit suicide this morning by jumping off the Lekki- Ikoyi toll bridge and this is fact!
According to an eye-witness named Chukwuma Ani, who witnessed the incident and was one of the men who pulled Teebillz off the bridge, he told LIB exclusively that around past 9 this morning while driving on the Lekki-Ikoyi toll bridge, a car hit his own from behind, damaging his car. He said he came out of the car and approached the driver of the vehicle that hit his. He didn't know who the man was (it was Teebillz) but he said he berated him for hitting his car and asked the man to come out and assess the damage caused to his car. The man looked at him and told him to leave...that he was there for a reason. That he was planning to commit suicide and Chukwuma Ani would hear about it later...
Not knowing who the guy was or understanding why he was talking suicide, Mr Ani said he kept insisting that the driver must come down from his car and see the damage he had caused to his car. He said he noticed alcohol on the floor of the driver's car so thought the man was drunk. He said while shouting and berating the driver for hitting his car, the guy just suddenly drove his car with speed to the front.
Ani said he got into his own car and gave chase and was surprised to see the driver of the car parking his car in the middle of the bridge as other cars drove past. He said he parked in front of the driver and approached the man again, telling him that he couldn't even apologize for hitting his car and was instead trying to drive off. He said as he was berating the man, he (Teebillz) got down from his car and walked to the bridge railing.
He said he stood there wondering what the driver was trying to do and it was at that point that two other cars approached them. He said as he was trying to figure out who the new comers were, Teebillz had moved to the bridge railing and was trying to jump. Mr. Ani said a light skinned guy came out from the first car and began running towards Teebillz screaming and that was when he realized what was going on..
"I thought I was watching a movie" Ani told LIB "the man held the railing and tried to jump over it and that was when the yellow man held him and started shouting for help. The two of them nearly fell into the water. I quickly joined the yellow man to pull the guy out and while we were struggling with him, one PSquare twin (Peter Okoye) and Banky W joined us to pull the man out " Ani said
LIB called Peter Okoye to confirm he was there but he refused to say anything "Even if I was there, I can't say anything about it" he said.
We hear Teebillz is doing okay now and is surrounded by family and friends. People need to take depression seriously in Nigeria - a lot of people are so depressed and struggling and don't usually have anywhere to turn to for help. Let's always lend a helping hand. Hope Teebillz gets better.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/04/lib-exclusive-how-teebillz-nearly.html?m=1
Jokes EtcRe: What Name Will You Give To This Haircut? (pic) by omophunky(m): 11:30pm On May 01, 2016
Red sea



That's the handwork of moses in Egypt.
CrimeRe: 710 Nigerians Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In 10 Months —igbo Youth Movement. by omophunky(m): 7:15am On Apr 27, 2016
No government in this country.
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News. by omophunky(m): 9:24pm On Apr 23, 2016
Hahaha, just pray u don't explode with the TV.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Power Situation In Your Area by omophunky(m): 11:31pm On Apr 22, 2016
Guy no dey remind us say we no get light for this country nah !
for the past one week now I haven't see light what a change.
PoliticsRe: No Decision On Signing 2016 Budget Yet – FG by omophunky(m): 8:29am On Apr 21, 2016
Kai I don enter am
PoliticsRe: Again, Metuh Fails To Stop Trial by omophunky(m): 8:25am On Apr 21, 2016
Enough of this rubbish

ah ah wetin ?
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Deal With Staff Who Decorated Ekweremadu ‘anti-corruption Ambassador' by omophunky(m):
I don't know who we offend in this country that warrant this daily embarrassment from this so called lawbreakers. kai
RomanceRe: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by omophunky(m): 5:55pm On Apr 17, 2016
DanceVille:
What bro?
lie
RomanceRe: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by omophunky(m): 5:15pm On Apr 17, 2016
Lady's, doing what they know how to do best... which is...

PhonesRe: How To Easily Make MTN Refund Credit Deducted From Your Account. by omophunky(m): 11:08am On Apr 11, 2016
U try !
PhonesRe: Is Mtn Bblited Still Working Psiphon ? by omophunky(m):
doopdm:
don't doubt it many people on our group are already enjoying it and even sharing to other group members who missed the awoof about 82 people out of the 1670 members on the group got more than 10 trbit
PoliticsRe: Photo: Road Safety Vehicle Without Break Light by omophunky(m): 11:34am On Apr 03, 2016
And the end of the day thus same mofo would still be the one to arrest me for not using sitbelt and broken of rear light .
PoliticsRe: National Security: Governor Fayose Is Only A Threat To Dictatorship by omophunky(m): 11:30am On Apr 03, 2016
ok
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Insults Linda Ikeji, Says His Director Slept With Her & He'll Beat Her Up by omophunky(m): 11:26am On Apr 03, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Insults Linda Ikeji, Says His Director Slept With Her & He'll Beat Her Up by omophunky(m): 11:20am On Apr 03, 2016
ok

PoliticsRe: N780b MTN Fine Threatens Nigeria, South Africa Bilateral Relations by omophunky(m): 10:43am On Mar 13, 2016
ok
FamilyRe: Back In The Days When Mom Shared Rice And We Chose By Seniority (photo) by omophunky(m): 10:42am On Mar 13, 2016
ok
RomanceRe: ***Counter Thread*** See D Diff Btw A Woman & A Girl by omophunky(m): 7:13pm On Mar 02, 2016
A girl think she has nothing to offer than sex. A woman make you understand she has more than sex to offer.
CelebritiesRe: 10 Reasons Why I Married My Husband - Tonto Dikeh by omophunky(m): 7:15pm On Mar 01, 2016
Slowdown heavy truck crossing
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Detaining Kanu Isn't In The Best Interest Of Nigeria- Balarabe Tells PMB by omophunky(m): 9:00pm On Feb 27, 2016
ok
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Boss Wants Proof That You Are In The Hospital (pic) by omophunky(m): 6:06pm On Jan 31, 2016
Ok

CrimeRe: Fake Gynaecologist Nabbed With Seven Forged Certificates In Lagos by omophunky(m): 9:29pm On Jan 22, 2016
The guy is going for (NYSC) service soon in his fatherland kirikiri.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested In Tanzania For Drug Trafficking by omophunky(m): 9:08pm On Jan 03, 2016
l only come to check name.




And I wasn't disappointed.
Jokes EtcRe: See The First Question Someone Asked Me This Year by omophunky(m): 1:15am On Jan 01, 2016
This is the same question they ask throughout 2015.




Now it's 2016 still continue the same shit
PoliticsRe: PLS Mynd44 , Don't Hunt My Topic This Year ,.... by omophunky(m): 12:29am On Jan 01, 2016
so ?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year All Nairalanders by omophunky(m): 11:14pm On Dec 31, 2015
U are about to go to jail.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year All Nairalanders by omophunky(m): 11:13pm On Dec 31, 2015
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RomanceRe: What Are You Doing Now? by omophunky(m): 11:11pm On Dec 31, 2015
Daughterzion:
Guy you funny
I will

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