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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For March 29 2021 In Nigeria by omophunky(m): 12:41am On Mar 30, 2021
To those of you asking how NCDC get the figures,
to tell you the truth, this people are not testing anybody all they do is roll dice and give out the number they rolled as daily cases...
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For March 29 2021 In Nigeria by omophunky(m): 12:38am On Mar 30, 2021
To those of you asking how ncdc get the figures,
to tell you the truth, this people are not testing anybody all they do is roll dice and give out the number they rolled as daily cases...

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Politics / Re: Fresh Fuel Supply Crisis Looms As Tanker Drivers Threaten Strike by omophunky(m): 3:21pm On Mar 29, 2021
If you people want go on strike please do, enough of this threat all time... wetin sef ? angry
Travel / Re: Container Ship Blocking Suez Canal Is Free After 6 Days by omophunky(m): 10:03am On Mar 29, 2021
If this happened in Nigeria it would have taken
months to free, not to mention the amount that'll be budgets for it.

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Politics / Re: Use Minimum Force Against Terrorists, Killer Herdsmen: Tinubu by omophunky(m): 12:44pm On Mar 28, 2021
A Wife took her very ill husband to see the Doctor. After the medical routine check-up, the Doctor confidentially told the wife, Give him healthy breakfast daily. Be pleasant and always in a good mood. Don't fight over sex or deny him sex. Cook tasty dinner and don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV shows and Facebook. Don't demand for money or new jewelry. If you can do this for one year, your husband will be ok.
On their way home, the Husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
Wife: Your survival is not possible!

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Phones / Re: Dad's Sim Blocked by omophunky(m): 1:50pm On Mar 26, 2021
The only solution now is to retrieve the sim...
cos that sim is already damaged, reasons why
the phone rejecting it.
Even if you later found the sim pack,
the PUK will no longer work on it cos you already
exceeded the limit.

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For March 17 2021 In Nigeria by omophunky(m): 12:34am On Mar 18, 2021
Oh are we still on this ?

na wa o.
Politics / Re: 6 Reasons You Should Never Demand For Nigeria To Break Up by omophunky(m): 10:45am On Mar 05, 2021
Y'all replying the op really have time.
Sports / Re: Maria Bartomeu Arrested By Police Over Social Media 'Smear Campaign' (Photos) by omophunky(m): 2:02pm On Mar 01, 2021
Why now ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Here Is The Wicked Condition Someone Gave Before He Connects Me To This 80K Job. by omophunky(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01, 2021
Op don't sign any documents.

Don't be in haste to get the Job when you are not even sure of all those he said about the job.

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Education / Re: What Is The Only English Word That Ends In The Letters "MT" by omophunky(m): 3:30pm On Feb 06, 2021
Exempt

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Politics / Re: Can Nigeria Ever Get Better? by omophunky(m): 6:58pm On Dec 12, 2020
ok
Politics / Re: Alpha Beta:16 Suspicious Transfers To Oando,The Nation,Wema And Oceanic- Ex-MD by omophunky(m): 9:20pm On Oct 08, 2020
Rugaria:
Hushcobar
Jesus Christ cheesy
Car Talk / Re: If You Have 20M For Car, What Car Will You Go For? by omophunky(m): 8:48am On Oct 03, 2020
Sweet ride

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa: Furoebi Akene Named In ₦2 Billion Contract Fraud by omophunky(m): 7:11pm On Sep 24, 2020
I think it's high time they stop reporting politican fraudulent case in this country as it's leads no where at the of the day...

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Car Talk / Re: My Sojourn Into W201 World (1993 190E I6 Auto Tranny) by omophunky(m): 10:09am On Sep 21, 2020
valarinz:


The way you kept obsessing on his looks and age made me take a sneak into your profile, damn!! Took less than 0.0001 secs for me to hit the back button, now panting like I've just survived a hurricane

Boss, pls I'll rather be a "papa", Chai!!
Okay,
Happy now ?

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Technology Market / Re: Is NIPOST Deliberately Withholding Phones Ordered From Aliexpress? by omophunky(m): 10:01am On Sep 21, 2020
Me that my order is in Nigeria since 2018 till now i've not receive it.
Car Talk / Re: My Sojourn Into W201 World (1993 190E I6 Auto Tranny) by omophunky(m): 8:28am On Sep 21, 2020
GCFR696:

I follow wonder oooo
Baba has been around for the past 600 years grin grin
No lele , but on a serious note
I thought he was young guy maybe under fifty, never knew he was our papa.
The way he fancies cars...
Car Talk / Re: My Sojourn Into W201 World (1993 190E I6 Auto Tranny) by omophunky(m): 9:10pm On Sep 20, 2020
Jagermeister:


Idiot you dey find 20 year old boy with 25 years working experience? grin
So what brought insults to this now ?
Politics / Re: Edo 2020: President Buhari Commends Electoral Process by omophunky(m): 4:16pm On Sep 20, 2020
Are you sure?
Car Talk / Re: My Sojourn Into W201 World (1993 190E I6 Auto Tranny) by omophunky(m): 11:34am On Sep 19, 2020
Nawa o... so oga gazzuzz Na palę ? shocked

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Narrowly Escaped Death In Any Way? Share Your Experiences/testimony by omophunky(m): 8:40am On Sep 18, 2020
nrn
Sports / Re: Messi, Ronaldo Fail To Make Uefa's Champions League Awards Shortlist (full List) by omophunky(m): 8:31am On Sep 18, 2020
Yes
Omolewa ndowski
Education / Re: Activities Of An Irresponsible Teacher At Eletu Odibo Senior High School by omophunky(m): 9:42am On Sep 17, 2020
ok
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Nigeria Has Always Been Divided… It Didn’t Start Under Buhari by omophunky(m): 8:46pm On Sep 16, 2020
pl
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 15 2020 In Nigeria - (35,725 Tested) by omophunky(m): 12:04am On Sep 16, 2020
ok
Education / Re: LASU VC, MOCPED Provost Locked Out As Unions Begin Strike In Lagos by omophunky(m): 1:31pm On Sep 14, 2020
gv
Politics / Re: Obasanjo, PDP Envious Of Buhari Achievements—presidency by omophunky(m): 5:50pm On Sep 13, 2020
dipoolowoo:
said the country was getting more dividend under his former ‘boy’ in the military.

Oga na master


Modified : No vex

I dey learn not to quote the whole epistle.

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