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Preshebien,remember that this thread is not for you...we want to see how the two love birds go about this..

UniqueQueen12:
Back into my mother's womb

this life don tire you?..see wish!

tyup:
that time can bring me back to those days in secondary school

what happened,tell us

Tell us,what would you possibly wish for??..lets go!

jansonn:
Na this girl you dey hustle like eternal life like this?? I laugh you shaa

Bro truth be told,she is not bad at all

Mimienudles:
Rejection? Even God doesn't reject, talk less of a mere mortal like myself.

What I am saying about all this is; there is nothing wrong with appreciating people that appear good to you, it is normal but please, this is a public forum, there are so many reactions that comes with what you bring up here... Whatever you have to say should be your opinion strictly. Whoever could be beautiful to you, make it clear that she is Beautiful to you and not most beautiful on NL

Thank you, Keketu

i understand what you mean,but come to think of it,dont you think because he used the word "most beautiful girl on NL" that calls for attention?,he deserve some PM,dont you think?

This girl go like sex o..chaii so u type all dis?

I've seen posts mentioning the people they would love to meet if possible in real life,but now is the reverse case..mention the worse moniker you would never wish to meet for real ... oya lets go!

ZINIBANKS:
I go buy btc
Leave am there for two years
Delete the app from my phone
After appointed time he go don moon very well
I go use the money travel go UAE go hustle
And during this period na betniaja shop I go dey sleep playing it back to back one way no enter market✌️

the most stupid post ever,and he suck im mama breast o..chaii, see pikin

Phenomenal16:
So for ur mind...u don create thread

na them be this oo,which category is she??

EmzyT:
Someone said “At times" no bro, all of the times bro most especially when it comes to relationships, a guy seeking advice, you'll see things like:

1: Dump her, she doesn't love you
2: Once a cheat always a Cheat
3: She is getting it outside
4: It will end in nothing but premium tears

The way they'll make those Assertions, you'll think they are very close to the Couples/Family Guys here be cracking me up everyday, mehn i bless the day i discovered this Website

thats why we ain't mad at them,they make nairaland amazing and fun.

dukeprince50:
so you think a God fearing man will show his humongous dic on the net like this, I don't know if that your pic or not, but that dic is one hell of an overpowered destroyer

don't worry bro,you will get a wife here,nairaland has so many beautiful single ladies.

Some people are just too intelligent to the point that they can contribute adequately to any topic posted,some are researchers who only search for grammatical errors in a post,some just want to bash people,some just want to make a fool of themselves,some want to hit front page by all means..which ever category you fall into just know you are amazing here...my own point though

Fabulouzjoseph:
No be only future wife
ode

You again??

DEAR FUTURE WIFE, listen to me carefully,divorce is not an option,i forgive you for whatever mistake you are going to make,its already forgiven.no matter how much you get mad at me or annoy me,you see my these hands,i will never use it to hit you.no matter how angry i am,i won't reject your food,ask my mother,she knows i don' joke with food expecially eba or apu with well garnish egusi soup and goat meat.i am going to teach you so much and i pray you do same too.i am goimg to make you love football,even if you don't support manchester united its fine,just love it God will catch you,you will support madrid or arsenal.when my friends come over and we are watching a football match,i don't want you to be bored and run off into the bedroom,you'll sit down with us and argue about the match.baby sea eh,if its zeeworld you like,i will cram the names of all the casts and crew and i will also make sure i follow the story religiously,i won't even miss an episode.(to be continued)...

start a small scale business with it,e.g provision or even foodstuffs,..you smarter than this bro,dont waste the money o

After wooin her for 3yrs,she was playing hard to get but finally mellowed,so I took my newly found girlfriend to a hotel,as soon as we entered the gate,the gateman told her this "the oga when u follow com here last week com ask of you today". i pretended not to hear,immediately we entered the bar,the bar attendant told her this "that your sugar daddy too old o" i was tryin to faint when the receptionist came in and told her this "una don spoil the bed of dat room o,u and dat old fat man,today u must pay (and they grabbed her shirt)"..if na you,what would you do?

Alot of ladies are extremely good in bed and applyin of make-ups,but cannot cook a delicious meal..what should we call such ladies?

Fabulouzjoseph:
this one wey you qoute me so are you the stupid person?

the stupid post has hit front page o..lol,stupid gang

vanida6:
Mtcheeew

feelin guilty..huh?,welldone ma

Fabulouzjoseph:
Stupid people will always ask stupid questions.

stupid people will always comment on stupid posts...lol,stupid gang

Fabulouzjoseph:
Stupid people will always ask stupid questions.

stupid people will always comment on stupid posts...lol,stupid gang

I asked my neighbour this same question and i was amazed when she started counting the guys in my neighbourhood including my best friend,lol....So to the ladies,how many guys??

seunlayi:


Who care?

In the early 90's, I have a church where I do play the keyboard, there was this lady in the choir, each time she is coming forward to sing, I already knew the song she will always sing and the drummers also knew the beat that suit her regular song. Therefore, each time she is coming forward to sing, we won't wait for her to get to the mic before we start playing her regular and the congregation will have no choice than to endure the boring song from her wack voice

are you realy gud in playin piano?

somtookeke:
What about at the end of the day you leave her, don't you know you are toying on her emotions

who emotion epp?

petra1:
Many saw Covid 19. Transfer your anger to the devil . Touch not Gods anointed

Acts 23:5
Then said Paul, I wist not, brethren, that he was the high priest: for it is written, Thou shalt not speak evil of the ruler of thy people.

which of them saw covid19 comin?

somtookeke:
Why ?

everything about this "i love you" na scam,na the sex be the main koko..are u feeeeelin meeee?

i day mad??..which kind rough play be that??,even if her future get 100odds,i won't try it.

yes o

Mydockay:
GOD CALLS YOU god

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHY YOU ARE CALLED CHRISTIAN

CHRIST MEANS ANOINTED ONE

SO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ANOINTED ONE

sorry brother i'm not a christain,you cant deceive me using a book

spartan117:
You who have seen covid19 what have you done about it?

you just as stupid and dumb as buhari,did i mention that i'm a man of god?

[/font][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]the fact that you run a church or preach religion does not make you are a man of god,the fact that you added Rev,Pst,Bishop at the beginning of your names does not make you a man of god,the fact that you prayed for someone does not make you a man of god,..Stop deceiving the people,you are only interested in their tithes and offerings..how come none of you saw covid19?..