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The Nigerian army is slowly but surely taking over the ministry of disinformation in Nigeria. Chai!!

ochardbaby:
If she is your wife,what do you think about her going
to see a single guy,teaching him cooking skills and jumping on his bed

Best reply ever?

TheFreeOne:
Fulani herdsmen militia terrorists and Buboo is their grandpatron but decided to pretend as if he doesn't know.

His hypocrisy, nepotism and bigotry stinks to high heavens.

Yet people won't see it.

That Kogi isn't there is a miracle.

I was born a Roman Catholic and I don't think I want to jump ship any time soon.

97% versus 5%.


It is not the sticks and stones that the largest armed forces on Africa is afraid but the ideology of diverse views. When they finish dealing with self agitation they would face freedom of speech, labour unions and the legitimate opposition.

Check my name.

fk001:
Those of you ranting northern governors, did PMB met them in Borno, Kano or sokoto?





They were the one that visited him, every governor is entitle to visit him.

Stop using wrong tenses. Now repeat after me; meet not met. And secondly, entitled not entitle. You may thank me later.

Make una go school una no gree go.

Safe trip but don't bother coming back. Each time you return yawa go gas.

They are simply trying to gag freedom of expression. We shall resist tyranny make no mistake about that.

What manner of operation will the government use in dealing with striking unions? Operation flying squirrel? Tiger claw? What?

Nigeria is finished

That is an 8-rounder Geo Jeff semi automatic rifle, can clock 350 yards and makes a terrifying sound.

So you have come to dance with the Python?

What are they waiting for

WHY IS THE NORTH WEST AND NORTH EAST OF NIGERIA SO AFRAID OF THE RESTRUCTURING OR BREAK UP OF NIGERIA? WHY?

For the second time in less than two weeks, the governors of the SS and SE met last sunday for another round of meetings to discuss devolution of power and proper restructuring of Nigeria.

Since then, some feudal elements from the core Hausa/Fulani North have developed epilepsy of the heart. They are so worried that one clown, Tukur Danmuazu, asked a silly question that clearly betrayed the warped mindset of the ordinary Hausa/Fulani oligarch... He asked why the SS people should give away one master (the north) to pick another master, the SE? He asked what the landlocked SE can offer to the SS, since the SS has oil.

To say, I was shocked was an understatement. It is becoming clearer by the day, how the feudal North view the SS people. They see them as servitude housewives and slaves, who are needed to guarantee them easy access to their oil wealth, while they indolently indulge in uncontrolled procreation of over 10million kids that are out of school for not fault of their own .

ANYWAY TO TUKUR DANMUAZU AND HIS LIKES, KINDLY NOTE THE FOLLOWING.

1. If you and your people continue to indulge in your silly and recalcitrant opposition to the restructuring of Nigeria to her 1963 Constitutional Federalism, it will surely break into pieces. It will break in this decade , not next one. Nothing on earth can stop this country from disintegrating if you guys continue to oppose her restructuring.

2. When it breaks, the SW will have their Oduduwa Republic , the SS will have their Niger Delta Republic and the SE will have their own Igbo Progressive Nation, the NC will form their own Middle Belts Republic and the NW/NE can form their own Arewa Republic or merge with Chad or Niger Republic.

3. Since , you desire to know what the South East will offer the SS, now note the following;

The South East has very deep sea ports within the Igbo heartland that are just 18 nautical miles from the Atlantic Ocean. Ndi Igbo are very entrepreneural . A very significant portion of the traffic/businesses you see today in the Lagos seaport and Airport are transacted by Ndi Igbo. An Airport or Sea Port is as strategic and important as in its utilization and the traffic that passes through it.

The Independent Indigenous Igbo Nation, will have guaranteed international right of sea passage and mutual understanding/bilateral agreements with her neigbouring Niger Delta Nation for combined maritime partnerships. The two nations will also partner to build the biggest Sub-Saharan Transhipment port in PH that will rake in billions of dollars from export and Import duties. PH and other Niger Delta cities will develop like Lagos and Ogun state from these sea and airport businesses that will be diverted to them. Kindly also note that from PH to Aba is just 30 minutes drive. It is 30 minutes drive from PH to Owerri and 1 hour 30minutes drive from PH to Asaba. It far closer to reach Cameroun, Gabon and other countries for Igbo traders/business men from PH sea or Airport than from Lagos. Just think about this.

Meanwhile, under these new arrangements , the Niger Delta people will have 100% control of their crude oil and therefore the oil money is there's and for them only, it will not be shared like its done now, where the Arewa boys like you will usually take the lion share of what is not yours. They will completely be incharge of there oil money, drive there development, prosperity, at there own time,pace and choosing.

And for those of you, who are still ignorant of the natural endowements of Ala Igbo , kindly note that Imo ,Abia and Anambra are oil producing states. These three states have huge reserves of untapped gas and other condensates. Gas is the next biggest thing because it is green friendly. We have huge Limestone deposits, Lead, quarries and granites to drive our infrastructure rennainsance and other mineral resources. Enugu has the highest concentration of coal deposit in the world. May I also remind you that some developed countries still use this mineral resources for the generation of power/electricity. Our Enugu coal is of the purest nature, with low sulfur and is nearer to the surface, compared to that of South Africa.

4. Your poor assumptions that the SE has a landmass of only 70,000sqkm , hence, we will be choked up for land when Nigeria is finally dispersed as a result of the stubborness /resistance of your people to restructuring, show clearly how ignorant you are. The Igbo nation is over 60million population strong, but only a fraction of this large population reside in the SE. You also quickly forgot that despite the fact that Israel occupy just 20,000 sqkm swath of desert land in the middle east, there are over 200million Jews across the globe. Like the Jews, the greatest strength of Ndi Igbo is in our deep and extensive Intellectual and Human Capital. We have deep human capital across the world that is our greatest exports. Greater exports than crude oil. We have kinsmen, who are scattered across the world , that can bring in their deep technical and professional know how to develop our hinterland when push comes to shove. How many do you have?

We are not all going to run back to the Igbo heartland if Nigeria breaks today, rather , we shall have own homeland to serve as launching pad towards our glorious obedience to our Chukwu Okike bi Ni Igwe command/divine blessing for us to prosper , be fruitful , expand dominate and subdue the earth. We shall also be liberated from the overbearing interferrence of the lovers of mediocrity from other climes, who collaborate with the few efulefus/mediocres in our midst to foist on us the worst kinds of leaderships as we have today in Igbo land. Come to Igbo land and see how vibrant and progressives our Umunna meetings are. The Umunna meetings are progressive in nature because we are usually shielded from the antics and control of efulefus. it is where we tell ourselves the truth without painting it. The Umunna meetings and its progressive deliberations represents a microcosym of the vibrant indomitable spirit of Ndi Igbo. There in the Umunna meetings we tell ourselves the truth without pandering to the Nigeria's orchestrated and mediocre foisting political correctness.

Finally, and on a parting note... I want you to realise that the eyes of the rest of Nigerians have opened to your overbearing and thuggish attitudes. Our mumu don do. It is either you guys accept total restructuring of Nigeria or we break this country into 5 different countries. You and your people can threaten or rant as much as you like, but on these two options, one must happen and it must happen before 2020...Dole

EmeeNaka:
SS and SE Governors must come up with a way to ending the agitation. That means, they must dialogue with IPOB and other secessionist groups including the Niger Delta militant.

Will their northern counterparts do the same as regards book Haram, Arewa youths and Fulani herdsmen?

silverspringle:
My question is...since the Igbos are leaving north, what are northerners still doing on our streets? They should Berra leave o. Cos you can't be giving quit notice to Igbo while your 'cows' are litters on our street.

Not to mention the filthy beggars and coblers

What is facts portray is not the same as a referendum. If you want to use the issue of subscribing to international passports and drivers licencing let me now tell you it I'd not a means to know the minds of Igbo's to either restructuring or secession. Rather it suggests that the Igbo population is not as small as it is exageratted. Rather it suggests the level of contributions to the GDP of the country. Telling an intelligent and well read person as myself that this stated facts is proof of generality of the Igbos being satisfied with the lopsided appointments of the FG, quota system, number of states in the south east, federal government allocation to states, small number of seats in the national assembly, headship of security services dominated by the hausa Fulani despite having over 250 tribes in Nigeria etc is simply absurd and plain stupid. Why don't you also say that since Igbos use naira and kobo that it means they want to be part of this contraption of a country? Please come up with better excuses of why you know our minds better than we do with superior arguments and not propagated untruths or by force of arms as was seen for instance by Nigerian forces at Owerri yesterday. I am of the opinion that since the FG and even the sultan have decreed for all of us 180 million Nigerians that there would be no restructuring it means that even those Igbos who had preferred restructuring to seccession will tilt left. If you want to put my theory to test try referendum and see how it turns out. PS: This is not the redefined meaning of hate speech but you may call it call a spade a spade and not a shovel speech.

You are stupid sultan

You are a stupid sultan.

You see this is why I stopped giving alms to beggars for some time now. You can't eat your cake and have it. You have executive, legislative and judicial powers. You have the leadership of police, army, air force and EFCC, you have the highest federal allocation for having the largest lands and you still want a piece of my sweat as alms? Not happening, parasites.

How can you tax charity donations. Under Nigerian tax laws tax donations are tax exempt. So as a civil servant after taxing my income you still tax the part of my disposable income used as donations? If the beggar invests his money in a business then you may task the proceeds but not his alms. Then it means our children's pocket money would be taxed as well. The minister of finance is clearly ignorant of the existing tax laws. You don't tax donations given to the unemployed. The art of begging is not an economic activity rather it depends on economic activity. The minister might have done better to be a 7 O' clock newscaster on Osun State TV.

Marshalxv:
We have schools here in the country but our politicians send their children abroad to study,we have hospitals and medical professionals but our politicians still go out for medical care Eg (Mr president) we have locally made footwear clothes and house furniture but our so called politicians prefer the foreign ones.What are this clueless APC fools talking about!

We also have shopping malls, markets and super markets but our politicians prefer their girl friends shopping in Dubai, Europe and America. Chai!

If the truth must be told our foreign currency reserve would be better off for this but we should go further and ban our politicians from sending their kids to school abroad as well as spending our hard earned and scarce dollars on hospital treatments when we have UPTH, UNTH, JUTH, LUTH and all such other UTHs sef.

Hello friends my name na oneligeria this is my first post on naira land. I was recently inducted into Name Checkers Association (NCAN) Asaba chapter. So this is how Cone heads (aka Afonjas) do their thing nde?