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Literature › Re: Black Maria by Onemansquad(m): 8:02pm On Jul 01, 2015

Skimpledawg:
Yeah monkeytail dey.... Buh na frog pepper soup dey ooo.... Mah serve evrybody!

nawa oo who dy supply u all dis stuff na cheesy

Literature › Re: Terror by Onemansquad(m): 7:59pm On Jul 01, 2015

I hope this story has part 2

Literature › Re: Black Maria by Onemansquad(m): 7:49pm On Jul 01, 2015

Skimpledawg:
Api bdae to u Baba Larrysun..... Bawse for life!! Wishing u da best life gats to offer.

Onemansquad, stuff46, slimzjoe, n psalmwise coman wish ma oga api bdae ooo

wetin we go take celebrate am na *shey monkey tail nd peppersoup dy ba*

btw wish u long life and prosperity @larrysun as u add another year today

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 5:22pm On Jul 01, 2015

labaski:
** clears throat**

whats that cool

Family › Re: We Hope To Die Same Day — 81-year-old Twins (photo) by Onemansquad(m): 3:29pm On Jul 01, 2015*

Since you were born on the
same day, would you like to
die the same day too?

*journalist/reporters and their weird questions sef undecided

its been long i saw that geh that comments first on every topic..abi her data has finished ni huh

Over to the next person jare

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Crime › Re: Three Nigerians Arrested In Ghana by Onemansquad(m): 1:35pm On Jul 01, 2015

stuff46:
See as they resemble you abeg!

amadioha dy luk 4 u

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 12:23pm On Jul 01, 2015

Sapphire06:
This suspense is killing...

Abeg shey I no too late for the spag and monkey soup??

monkey tail is a hard drink *i dnt want u to get drunk

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 12:17pm On Jul 01, 2015

harjibolar10:
Chris may not even be in trouble, as he may even be the "shadow".. . O get?

i no sur if na chris oo
*ok make oga dee cum clear our doubt

Crime › Re: Three Nigerians Arrested In Ghana by Onemansquad(m): 9:21am On Jul 01, 2015*

fraudsters increasing day by day

cc: lalasticlala

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 8:49am On Jul 01, 2015

Lilyomi:
On dis note, goodbye

ahan u knw u ar d real deal ,d rest are jst lipsrsealed

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 8:47am On Jul 01, 2015

Lilyomi:
I hope da shadow is for da dad or chris. Cos a security agant wl not c a shadow n wave it off knowing twas cos of danger she relocated hger child. Then it means she is trappin da said shadow by fakin a coast clear lie. Asyd dat, those ppl r vigilant

i wonder too o how wil a security agent that is suppose to be at alert wave a suspicion off
*you see why i want daniel to have chris huh

But u pple wil b shouting*

Pets › Re: Here's What Happens When A Pit Bull Fights A Porcupine by Onemansquad(m): 4:59am On Jul 01, 2015

adegwurulez:
See humility written all over its face, that kinda humility only a nice beating can give. No be by size. He might have won the fight but it was a pyrric victory.

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 12:07am On Jul 01, 2015

A shadow could be seen lurking outside the kitchen. But aside her parents, no one else lived in the house. Tina waved it off as nothing as she grabbed her handbag abd strolled out of the kitchen.

*i smell chris is in troble*

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Mariamferanmi by Onemansquad(op): 9:47pm On Jun 30, 2015

stuff46:
Id.iat were have you been all day

wetin hapen dis man

Literature › Re: Accidental Victim by Onemansquad(m): 9:25pm On Jun 30, 2015

ThaRuthlxx7:
that group still dy

yex oo baba *wetn dy hapen na*

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Mariamferanmi by Onemansquad(op): 7:04pm On Jun 30, 2015

Skimpledawg:
Hope its nt wah am tinkin onemansquad....

Events › Happy Birthday Mariamferanmi by Onemansquad(op): 11:39am On Jun 30, 2015*

Happy birthday mariamferanmi

On behalf of me, myself and I
wish you a happy birthday as you add another year today

cheesy

cc: d9ty7, stuff46, psalmwise, shankies215, skimpledawg, omotalkie, labaski, wristwatch, tharuthlxx7, ellagold35, adewealth027, shebarh, hennyhorlah, lilyomi candy, kwencypresh, galaxdiva,
*cum wish this amiable and sexy geh a hapi birthday cheesy

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 9:52pm On Jun 29, 2015

Hennyhorlah:
we r helpers to eachoda nah so its nt necessary i do d cookings

i can simply help yu in washing d cars nah...any big deal?

no i dnt want.. Cuk ur fud let me do ma work *unless u want to eat lipsrsealed

Literature › Re: Accidental Victim by Onemansquad(m): 7:26pm On Jun 29, 2015

ThaRuthlxx7:
Oms how far

yes boss *i remain loyal*

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 7:20pm On Jun 29, 2015

Hennyhorlah:
(sitting on d couch wif ma two legs on ma laptop) D9ty7,more dan 48hrs now I've been waiting patiently for d continuation of d story.......u wan make me spoil ma laptop Abeg,type fastly o

Onemansquad nd skimpledawg,cook d spag on time fa

tel me why i wil pay ur bride price undecided

if you expect me to cook for you

Literature › Re: Accidental Victim by Onemansquad(m): 2:14pm On Jun 28, 2015

labaski:
orijin go do me. abeg add a plate of cat fish pepper soup.. nagode

so u dy hia nd u no fit call me undecided

*u handover dat to me peppersoup and orijin as ur punishment

Literature › Re: One Man Squad by Onemansquad(m): 9:35am On Jun 28, 2015

stuff46:
For a moment, i was thinking it was tha tout. Onemansquad. Bruv,

maka gini

Romance › Re: Question Of The Day *see Pic* by Onemansquad(m): 4:58pm On Jun 26, 2015

Shebarh:
why should i? if he was the one he won't do the same for me.. like amyluv said he should pay for his crime

even u abi
so u wil let me stay in jail abi undecided

Romance › Re: Question Of The Day *see Pic* by Onemansquad(m): 4:57pm On Jun 26, 2015

ammyluv2002:
So i should take the fall while he's busy fasting and praying ba?

If i hear!

u neva c anytin
wen u feel very lonely , nobody to touch or play wit u *u wil run to bail him sharp shap

Romance › Re: Question Of The Day *see Pic* by Onemansquad(m): 4:42pm On Jun 26, 2015

ammyluv2002:
My boyfriend = NO

My hubby = Still NO....He should go to jail while i take care of the kids and other stuff #HeShouldPayFoeHisCrime

so that u wil b playing away match abi undecided

Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Onemansquad(m): 5:19pm On Jun 25, 2015

Fineboi2:
Bobo ur goon Alberto2k dey jail. . . him say make u help am vote iamkingzlee

Abeg baba modify and add Iamkingzlee biko. . . we promise u One truck of weed man

shey na 5 b maximum

Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Onemansquad(m): 4:58pm On Jun 25, 2015

I Onemansquad vote for:

Tomfrench
Agarawu23
Scentmarlc
Jarizod
flow1759

cc: NLjega

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Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 9:29pm On Jun 23, 2015

Shebarh:

cmon close dat ur mouth bfor i remuv ur teeth undecided

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 9:24pm On Jun 23, 2015

Lilyomi:
I cn pass happily wen u fall down sef.

afta u wil say u luv me if we are in bed *u rememba i knw ur soft spot ba*

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 8:25pm On Jun 23, 2015

handie:
I don't like the way this story is going fa. Emotional ke? Dee, why must Tina be portrayed as an emotional lady who can't resist seeing her man kneel? Her man? Since when did he become her man? Tina is a Senior agent in an anti terror agency who has doubtless taken lives.... No emotional individual can do such. Moreover, after all she passed through due to Daniel's neglect, she feeling any emotion apart from hatred for him and an ability to tell him to f*** off is just unreal.

handie u may be right to some extent but i dnt agree totally wit wat u said * a woman wil always be a woman no matter how strong or fearless she may be *and dont also forget every woman has her own soft spot * i bet u nt all women can withstand seeing a man kneel!

Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 8:08pm On Jun 23, 2015

blackmarya:
hmmmmm...well i think we need the presence of mark here to help chase this daniel away b4 tina start acting funny. oga dee weldone oh e de ku ohungbe shey i get am?

i taught u were in my team undecided

#teamdaniel

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