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Romance / Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by Onemansquad(m): 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2015
The highest that she can do is to give u a very big green light the one adeh39 use to give me
Politics / Re: Disaster: Woman Plunges To Death Trying To Take A Selfie! by Onemansquad(m): 1:34pm On Jul 11, 2015
Lilyomi:
Opportuunity for men to bash us. Anyway some men take it too. Onemansquad u r part
dnt let me call ma lawyer o undecided
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 11:38am On Jul 11, 2015
Hennyhorlah:


iffa hear? Tina dies,onemansquad also lipsrsealed
also do wat undecided
i jst knw tina wil be captured
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 11:36am On Jul 11, 2015
Shebarh:
complete am na e be like say u wan chop e-slap undecided
u wan slap me undecided
i go turn u to my side chick try me nd c
Literature / Re: Following Chris- A Short Story by Onemansquad(m): 9:01am On Jul 11, 2015
handie:
Stuff46, onemansquad, hameenat94, fatalvelli, tescoleps, mariamferanmi, labaski, whizpeter, marioking and bluestarry come, invite ur friends and enemies and everyone else let's finish this story together. Should I apologize for my long absence? Nah!
bros u must appease me by killing two cows nd bringing 50 tubers of yam oo *dats all 4 nw



*picks 4one and calls lilyomi, adeh39, skimpledawg
Family / Re: What Will You Do If Your Spouse Slaps You In Public? by Onemansquad(m): 8:56am On Jul 11, 2015
Lilyomi:

Slaps him on both left n ryt cheek. Oya turn ur back for me. Picks koboko.... grin
I wl collapse after this. grin. He wl forgive
undecided u wil cum meet me at home *shey u knw wat i can do* turn nd walks away

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Family / Re: What Will You Do If Your Spouse Slaps You In Public? by Onemansquad(m): 4:49am On Jul 11, 2015
marshalcarter:

Why must you steal wats in ma mind dis early momogrin
hehehe why must place a false allegation on me dis early momo grin no wory i jst help save u some stress
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Toolz Birthday Party by Onemansquad(m): 4:45am On Jul 11, 2015
*yawns* changes position and continues sleeping
Family / Re: What Will You Do If Your Spouse Slaps You In Public? by Onemansquad(m): 4:36am On Jul 11, 2015
Turn the other side for her then after that i will walk home *u knw d rest*

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Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 3:12am On Jul 11, 2015
Shebarh:
eh which tina...D9ty7 Tina must not die oooo if not ehhh
if not wetin u go do undecided
tina mst lipsrsealed
Literature / Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Onemansquad(m): 2:50am On Jul 11, 2015
stuff46:
Hi candy.

mallam na wia u dy since
Politics / Re: #ifstateswerewomen...latest Hashtag Trending On Twitter by Onemansquad(m): 3:22pm On Jul 10, 2015
#ifstateswerewomen
there will be a bunch of ______
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 2:21pm On Jul 10, 2015
Skimpledawg:

Tina should be sacrificed to idols na... Her time is short lipsrsealed
na u talk am oo jst pray shebarh, lilyomi, hennyhorlah should nt hear it o
Romance / Re: Iamlol. Stop Pm'ing Me... by Onemansquad(m): 12:24pm On Jul 10, 2015
Dis section is doomed oo
Romance section nids proper sanitization senseless threads everywhere
Politics / Re: The President's Car (Pic) by Onemansquad(m): 11:04am On Jul 10, 2015
FowlYansh:
H
for haywhymido
jomoh:
O
for Onemansquad
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 10:24am On Jul 10, 2015
kingphilip:
Wow this is awesome uncle d9ty7.. Great piece u have here

I know Tina can't leave here unhurt even if the back up arrives she'll either be severally injured or taken into captivity but I know she won't go down without fight

Can they really hold Mayor down?? I seriously doubt that but before then he might have made the necessary calls that would keep things rolling before his arrival

All in all I see lives been lost in the next related episodes..

Continue the good work boss.. It's surely in you
any other kp is a counterfeit
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 10:23am On Jul 10, 2015
Skimpledawg:
Bout time d action begin ..... Ghen Ghen Ghen..... Som1 shuld die in d next update biko.....
seconded i tink _____ lipsrsealed should die
Romance / Re: How Do You Say No When A Woman Wants To Sleep With You by Onemansquad(m): 4:19pm On Jul 09, 2015
profojah:
You will open your mouth wide as if you want to yawn and you will say NO...that's how to say it
pple lyk u go rush off shirt grin grin
op jst run away cos is only God dat can help u to resist
Literature / Re: *The Players Curse* by Onemansquad(m): 4:01pm On Jul 09, 2015
Slingkey:
I do av the feeling dat this story is been copied from someone........

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Romance / Re: My Friend Calls Me A Husband Snatcher by Onemansquad(m): 3:59pm On Jul 09, 2015
Shebarh:
lol but it's the truth na.. she should go and read the story and den she will know wat to do
there is notin she can do rather than to leave her friends room
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Form Unnecessarily? Shares His Experience by Onemansquad(m): 3:49pm On Jul 09, 2015
Op bt dis ur story get as e b sha so we now swallow groundnut instead of chewing
Romance / Re: My Friend Calls Me A Husband Snatcher by Onemansquad(m): 3:46pm On Jul 09, 2015
Shebarh:
go jump inside lagoon if e dey pain yhu grin
i go hold u nd we go jump into d lagoon 2geda
Romance / Re: My Friend Calls Me A Husband Snatcher by Onemansquad(m): 3:37pm On Jul 09, 2015
Shebarh:
this story reminds me of the unloved wife by fantsyisland...op go to sexuality section and read it and den u will know wat to do wink
ur own no dy pass story undecided
Literature / Re: Hope And The Island Of Greatness (A Motivational Story) by Onemansquad(m): 1:56pm On Jul 09, 2015
Oyinprince:
Wow! I'm short of words to say, but this story is awesome, never read something like this on NL before, Kudos bro.

Let me invite some of my friends to read this wonderful work;

Onemansquad
Bluesta rry
kingp hilip
seunvij u
aprilwis e
Cheskabin ey
Fembleez 1
Noela 12
hadeas e




Present
baba i c u jae abg shift ma sidon
*picks 4one and calls lilyomi stuff46 adeh39
Romance / Re: My Friend Calls Me A Husband Snatcher by Onemansquad(m): 1:44pm On Jul 09, 2015
Gold diggers everywia op enjoy ur husband to be jare. but always watch ur back she can harm u
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 1:17pm On Jul 09, 2015
Lilyomi:
Onemansquad I knw u r wif ladies in da hotel o. Better hide before a stray bullet hit u. Else me I won't step in da hosp. Tina was dis curious on clara but less curious on a shadow close to wer her son is hidin? Moreeeeee D9ty7
wicked wife undecided
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 1:14pm On Jul 09, 2015
omotalkie:
I'm sensing a serious gun battle because Tina trailed Clara to her hideout, unkown to her it was a trap for Tina to be captured which I believe Clara's men are on standby waiting to capture her. While Mark on d oda hand knows wher Clara is,& is also coming in with his men to apprehend her. So who will be killed in dis shoot out? I hope it will be Clara
clara will nt die nd neither tina will bt she will be captured
Romance / Re: A Teenager Arrested In U S For Having MouthAction With 2-face by Onemansquad(m): 12:53pm On Jul 09, 2015
Literature / Re: Open Letter To Mtn By A Common Customer by Onemansquad(m): 4:54am On Jul 09, 2015
grin if dis gets to frontpage mtn will hear ween frm nlers

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Romance / Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by Onemansquad(m): 10:09pm On Jul 08, 2015
Lilyomi:

U ehn. She is engaged o
grin wat do u mean undecided
Romance / Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by Onemansquad(m): 9:16pm On Jul 08, 2015
What goes up must come down

*onihaxy dis ur bae set sha oo grin grin

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