₦airaland Forum

ChinenyeN: Don't play dumb. It's not a difficult concept to grasp, and it's certainly not an insult. You're Delta state, so you're technically not Igbo. Someone else like me for example, who by design is Abia state, is technically Igbo. That's simply the way things are.

SMH. I won't even deify that with an answer.

Continue, this is how una created the division yet una still they wonder why some Igbos deny being Igbo.
Continue with the fake and real Igbo brouhaha.

Dude please for God sake typing is not that hard. Do you even understand the term "I am tired", "Hurry up", "I am sleepy". Dude please TYPE FASTER.

Jeez it is not rocket science at all.

ChinenyeN: Well, One Naira, what's there to explain? You're Delta state. You're technically [b]not [/b]Igbo, in context of this discussion.

Wow dude what a way to insult someone. How am I technically "NOT" Igbo?

kunletiwoo: OMG! Dude! Ok, I think I know what to do.

RECOMMENDATIONS:[/b]Kindly go back to school and start with "Part of Speech" learn how, when and where to use them.
Now,go and sleep and let me have time for reasonable people, because it's not yet time for script marking.

[b]ASSIGNMENT:[/b]Make five(5) sentences each(in the context of this discussion), using "Who" and "Whom"?

Have a good day!

[b]@Sisi_kill, please hold on for my reply.

Seriously it took you THAT LONG to write this little thing? SMH Typing is even rocket science to you.

Anyway answer simply question

Explain why our dear writers are using the term in which "our 1diot teacher of the century" marked as incorrect, until doing so would I oblige to your request. I asked you FIRST. Manners eludes you even. English, Typing and Manner eludes you. SMH, I'm trying my best not to ridicule.

Alright the children format did not work. I continue to overestimate this dude intellect, lets try broken

my guy wetin dey happen na, no be you wey say the term is incorrect, shebi writers, poets, etc dey use am. Maka gini? I go answer your kwestion if you answer mine.

And for God sake dude hurry the he11 up in your replies. I am tired, I just want to finish this argument, conversation or whatever the f2k it is called and head to bed. Hurry up, it shouldn't take that long to type.

kunletiwoo: I recap; Make five(5) sentences each(in the context of this discussion), using "Who" and "Whom"?

Note: your above references are irrelevant!

I need to make you understand the fact that you are not what you are posing.

Not until you explain why our dear writers are using the term in which "our 1diot teacher of the century" marked as incorrect.

Break down analysis

in simply characters understandable even to children

"I won't do as you ask until you do as I ask"

Do you really need me to break down the characters meant for children

BTW: I neither posed nor did I start anything. Just incase your incapability stretches to other aspect of your understanding, lets recap shall we

my quote

Keep telling yourself that. As long as it puts you to sleep at night whom am I to break the illusion.

BTW that is an error of my fault, it is suppose to say "repeat" instead of "repentance"

your reply

It's kinda hard for me for understand your comment. I had to use my initiative in helping to join and making sure I understand your lines.

Opps! Please use your mind properly.

If you can't take it, don't dish it out. Don't start crying and acting as if I am acting like I'm better than you. For one thing, I don't have the stomach to watch another grown @ss man crying over simple words I wrote on an online forum. Don't start sh1t you cannot finish with me because I would give it back to you 5 times more.

I am actually getting a bit sleepy so dude if you are going to reply, reply fast.

Hurry up

Break down analysis

"I am actually getting a bit sleepy" meaning I'm tired

"so dude if you are going to reply, reply fast" pretty self-explanatory

"Hurry up" meaning type faster, post faster, submit faster.

^^^^^ Unable to explain. It is alright, I understand. It is not your fault that the language is not your forte; it is after all the Nigerian school systems fault.

Break down analysis

"Unable to explain" meaning You cannot explain it

"It is alright, I understand", the meaning is self-explanatory.

"It is not your fault that the language is not your forte" meaning I don't blame you

"it is after all the Nigerian school systems fault" self-explanatory

kunletiwoo: CORRECTION: you use "who" when you are referring to the subject of a clause and "whom" when you are referring to the object of a clause. In fact, I can't afford to waste me time on you.

My comment:
Now I know you didn't pass through school, and only a fool repeats the same error over and over again. Expect no comment from me again because, i've given you several chances to correct yourself.

ROFLMFAO.

I don't even know where to begin.

1diot teacher of the century care explain this

http://books.google.com/books?id=jjZPnMj2h1YC&printsec=frontcover&dq=Whom+am+I&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YPXyT-bHGMnG6wHRqtyqCA&ved=0CFYQ6AEwBw#v=onepage&q=Whom%20am%20I&f=false

http://books.google.com/books?id=4bkTnki61dMC&pg=PT343&dq=Whom+am+I&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YPXyT-bHGMnG6wHRqtyqCA&ved=0CGAQ6AEwCQ#v=onepage&q=Whom%20am%20I&f=false

http://josephsoninstitute.org/business/blog/2011/01/whom-am-i-to-judge-overcoming-the-moral-agnosticism-myth/

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~jmautrey/writings/whomami.htm

Naturally I provided articles from actually poets, authors and business writers. I do understand English is not your forte so I won't ridicule you. Don't try to use it when you have nothing logical to say, you only make a fool of yourself as well shown.

Hold up, sorry I was suppose to break this down before submitting it.
I do apologize. Damn I continue to overestimate your intellect.

"I don't know where to begin" meaning I am unsure where to start.

"1diot teacher century explain this", it is self-explanatory. Do you need me to explain it?

"Naturally I provided articles from poets, authors, business writers" meaning I gave you evidence from those more knowledgeable than you and I.

"I do understand English is not your forte therefore I won't ridicule you" meaning it is not your fault, you are obviously a product of Nigeria school system

"Don't try to use it when you have nothing logical to say" meaning don't use English when you are pushed up against the wall to showcase you so called education instead trying using something that actually stimulate the human brain cells such as biology, mathematics, physics, etc in this way we would accept the fact you are as educated as you try to pretend.

"you'll only make a fool of yourself". Pretty self-explanatory

ChinenyeN: Are you not Delta state?

I am but as I have mentioned before due to family business I was privileged enough to have lived in Asaba, PH, Enugu and Onitsha. In all four states, which inhabit the four cities, we have houses and stores. In three of the four states plus three more states, unfortunately, we never inhabited the three additional states, we have lands in which my father uses as a business of buying and reselling. Therefore I am actually waiting for either one of them to explain to I how my father came in possession to lands he supposed to not have gotten because he is Igbo if going by the stories we hear every day on this forum. I am even sitting in front of my laptop, scratching my head and wondering whom sold him the land he built our house upon. Judging from the stories, the only way my father could have obtained such objects is through theft. Thus I wonder why hasn't anyone accused my father of stealing the lands or anyone accusing him of building a house in his and or her land and why is it he there is a willing business partner helping my father to resell the land. I still they wonder and I am waiting eagerly for one to explain it.

kunletiwoo: It's kinda hard for me for understand your comment. I had to use my initiative by helping to join and making sure I understand your lines.

Opps! Please use your mind properly.

LMFAO yet the highlighted made sense to you. Interesting you speak of non-existent grammatical error while at the same time writing in a grammatical error. English is not rocket science

As for my last post, I understand the language is not your forte so let me help you out and explain it

"Keep telling yourself that" meaning continue to repeat the highlighted words over and over again.

"as long as it puts you to sleep at night" meaning let your story telling ease your mind

"whom am I to break the illusion" meaning dream until reality hits you HARD. I am not God thus I have no right to destroy your dream

I do apologize for over estimating your brain cells and capability to understand simple English. It is of my fault, I promise from hence forth to break down every single word I address to you. Once again I apologize for overestimating it

Tonto Dike look decent. Better even
Genevive Nnaji eeh managable
Omotola chei!!

Oyinbo chicks Tufiakwa for ajo ife

Nicki minaj eeh manageable
Beyonce Chei!!

Golden when was she ever hot? makeup or no makeup that girl wowo pass her mama

^^^^^Comedy central don end. WTF dude warn someone before ending your comedy.

But alas I say thank you for the jokes

NRI PRIEST: Wonders shall never end! Who are these Onelga ppl ? Firstly,I will not set foot there talk more of buying lands there....Kogi and Benue ppl are giving lands free to Igbos to invest and we are hear discussing a group with no presence! If they like let them sell lands to yorubas and boko harem.......I dont care! If they like let them claim Uhrobo I dont care but one thing I am sure of is that they will need our help 00pm oneday just like the Ijaws....These ppl are probably not up to 100,000 in population and we are here discusing a non factor..Op is probably from there and comehere to seek cheap populaity amongst the IGBOS!

Op,tell ur ppl I said they should shove all ther lands into their weak a..ss! Everybody wan use Igbos shine!

The Op is not onelga for one thing and for two the story is not true. I'm still waiting for one of them to answer why my fam has lands in a place we supposedly cannot get a land. Abagworo you too, I'm awaiting una answers.

By the way Nri priest, seriously do some of una ever visit a place before attacking and insulting the place and people or do you guys just base all you know about a place from stories written by 1diots on this forum.

T9ksy: @ One_Naira,

Just want you to know that no one (at least, of note) gives a to.ss about you & your kwashokorred family.

When you make such pejorative remarks about Awo then i have the right to put you in your rightful place.

"Eni abata ka fi owo e ra atupa si eyinkule..............................

Pesin wey man fo sell, take di proceeds buy lantern put fo backyard...................

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my ribs, this nigg@ wants to kill me with laughter today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone got jokes

Ohh I'm so scared, I better not say a word about the hell-burning Awo person before t9ksy come get me. ROFLMFAO.

Nigg@ you got jokes I see.

Again thank you for caring so much and continue to address it thank you.

I've noticed you. You don't need to continue being an attention seeking LovePeddler.

kunletiwoo: And who's talking about repentance here?

Sooner than later, you will discover that you are the only one left. Just make sure you don't lost in the crowd where you won't be able to find your way out.

Keep telling yourself that. As long as it puts you to sleep at night whom am I to break the illusion.

BTW that is an error of my fault, it is suppose to say "repeat" instead of "repentance"

afam4eva: Ofe nsala is indigenous to Enugu just as it is in other Igbo communities even up to cross river state where it's called white shoup.

I am aware of that. Of all the Nsala I've eaten, the best came from Enugu state indigenous hands therefore I was wondering if Ofe Nsala was an Enugu state creation which later got transferred to other states through migration, etc. Since out of all the Okpa and Abacha I've eaten, Enugu state had the best and surprisingly it is their creation which in sense explained alot.

afam4eva: Abacha also originated from Enugu and it's environs.

No wonder. There own better pass others.

How about Nsala? Enugu creation?

hornipipe: lmfao dude how did u know shez fat haha have u gone through those pix I uploaded..the previous 1 she took just now facing her computer screen

The analogy flew past you. Na wa ooo!!!

This thread is making me feel uncomfortable right now and the fact there are actually men, non-competitors, on this thread rating the competitors.

Chei I've seen it all. In the words of a very funny little man on TV "Ya'll nigg@s are g@y"

spyder880: How many people here have tasted the very special Enugu delicacy called "Okpa" ? This is a type of beans mixed and wrapped in banana leaves, then cooked till perfection. We are exporting Okpa to all parts of the east and beyond. (Searching for an okpa seller) very appetizing. Pictures later.

Okpa is an enugu state creation? No wonder they perfected it. I've eaten Okpa from other communities but Enugu own na angel food.

Abacha is it also Enugu state creation?

kunletiwoo: Where will you be in the process of this division? Oh! you think it's gonna be easy and peaceful? Think twice bro!

Una need to stop trying to scare others with repentance of the same story. It is not working

Finally!!!! FINALLY

Chei the first thread about a Nigerian city that is actually the reality of the city; not some hand picked, nit-picked, all perfect pictures to give illusion of perfection and so far from the reality as it can get.

OP Thank you for including the slums, thank you for showing both the good and the bad of Enugu State. Thank you for providing the right description of the city.

In this way, tourist would not see something completely different from what's giving to them on this forum or any other forum upon arriving the city.

Finally a reality.

They need to stop disturbing the masses with their warning. Do the damn thing already, break up the country.
I'm ready and eagerly waiting for it.

ACM10: I read it on lindaikeji..com and naij.com. These leader are so detached from reality that they don't bat an eyelid when they send youths to those slaughter grounds.

I know right. I wonder why we even have leaders in Nigeria.

Anyway, imho the students should ignore their request. They were assigned but noone can make them go.
Any parents that would allow their children to head up north for NYSC would forever remain a big fool imho.

eastman11: The people killed are maily Igbos and yorubas.
Source: http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/43536-11-construction-workers-killed-in-borno

WTF is wrong with some southerners. Daily you hear an attack towards people like you in a specific area yet you still remain in that area.
Some people are just born stupid

Hold on so the source of this story is from a blog that does not even exist.

hmmm na wa ooo!!!! NL is something to behold I tell ya

T9ksy: Oh btw, One_Naira, have i got news for you?

Fyi, no one gives a rat's ar.se about your stance with Awo or your alleged abandoned property which affected your sh.itty family 'cause we all know that every ibo man in lagos then was a landlord and have millions of pounds in the bank. Who cares?

In fact, no one gives a f2k if you take a long walk off the shortest pier.

You apparently give a f2k to reply to a comment NOT ADDRESSED TO YOU. How pathetic can you get.

ROFLMFAO this dude always jump into other people's conversation and making a dumb@ss of himself each time. Damn Nigg@ stop being an attention seeking LovePeddler each time.

GTFOH. When I start paying mind to you, I'll address you and might even look towards your direction. Right now, your just a hypertension 1diot to me so each of your post since I've been a member on NL have always been irrelevant to me but thank you for caring so much about my stanch to the point you addressed it.

^^^Dude take the hint when someone skips through your post and ignores your post for a very long time. Take the hint

Johndoe100: I am sure that what you say is correct. You need to understand the ibo that are on this forum. They are cronic fantasists. They are trying to "recolonize" Rivers state, so all peeps from there are "happy ibos". Do not listen to their crap.

Dude STFU. Someone asked una to bring proof of this fact right now so far none have obliged his request. So while we wait for the proof, I would also want you people to explain how MY FAMILY came in possession of lands, properties in Rivers state while being Igbo people. I'll await the answers thank you very much

honestly when I read stuff on this website, I wonder what reality this people live in. This is why I barely listen to sh1t on this website anymore. If I didnot live , grew up and schooled in River state, I probably would believe some of the gibberish I read on this site about that state. hmm I wonder why my family have a home in PH and on top of that we have two stores in Rivers and we own five lands unused in River state if they don't sell lands to Igbo.

I swear you people get pathetic and more pathetic as day goes by on this site and I wonder why any Igbo on this website pay mind to your 1diotic bs.

buzzedoffbeauty: The test traces midoncondrial dna which stays the same from mother to daugther and from father to son this is how it's done. Due to the fact that the white man drew the lines in Africa they tell us what the land is present day. They actuall go to villages and swab thousands of natives ( natives meaning the people have been there for thousands of years). For example your village has a history which traces backs furthur than you may be able to imagine and it has stand that way even before Chirst. They don't go to big cities like lagos where there is a variety of mixtures. I know at one point nigeria wasn't one...it was several different tribes who where force under one name. This is why they can not tell us what village we belong to. Actually most results I've come across are cameroon and guine bissau ( sorry it's mispelled). Although I was told that I received two tribes, I believe it was one tribe who may have separated but I am not a scientist to make such speculations. I look at yoruba people here in Dallas and I have that short thick body make up as well. It's not a scam, many unrelated scientist perform the same test. No one wants their reputation to be destroyed in such a scam. This company started more than twenty years ago and it was due to many blacks taking an "admixture test" and only seeing that they were of AfricanDescent but not being able to know from what part. Thank you for contributing to this post...

Mtdna isn't passed from father to son; the Y-dna is the only thing passed down from father to son. I cannot trace my mt-dna without involving my mother, sister, aunt, etc the same way you cannot trace your Y-dna without involving your father, brother, etc. As for the story, that's what got me puzzled for a very long time. How are they able to point a DNA painting to a specific ethnic group despite the same DNA painting is found in other ethnic groups and people within the ethnic group DNA differentiate. I'm still trying to grasp how is that possible but then again I'm still studying genetics so the answers might be in the near future.