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Literature › Re: The Rat Story (A Short Story) by Onetop(m): 3:31am On Feb 20, 2019

Ann2012:
Interesting

you are almost on every thread. I guess you are a literature freak wink

?

When are we going to read your story ? grin

Literature › Re: The Rat Story (A Short Story) by Onetop(m): 3:25am On Feb 20, 2019

This is wonderful bro. Well written. This piece can get you an award in a competition.

Politics › Re: NYSC Corp Members Collecting Their INEC Training Allowance (Picture) by Onetop(m): 3:14am On Feb 20, 2019

Good for them

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by Onetop(m): 3:11am On Feb 20, 2019

Hiaaaaan. So, that 100 naira book cover guy design don the go places. Not only online

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Literature › Re: Gianaaaaa Wins September 5K Awards by Onetop(m): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2018

LarrySun

Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Onetop(m): 6:47pm On Sep 10, 2018

"Centino must continue. Why is no one protesting?" I asked hoping for a convincing response.

"Bro, whatever Centino decides, I don't care. I must tell every female Katakata street follower, how beautiful they are." yehmy announced from the crowd, & many people bursted into laughter. yehmy is one that loves beautiful women.

"ah ah yehmy, very soon you go say make nikz give you her whatsapp number like you did to..." I heard some said from the crowd.

"Some people shall," Ann2012 chuckled

"Madam wetin be your own for this matter? You that your moniker is all over literature section." yehmy charged towards Ann2012

"Mbok," Katakata street should not bring trouble to you guys." Centino interupted

"Okay guys, I should not have protested. I think it started with my protest. I am sorry." I took a quick glance on people's face. While some nodded in affirmation, some frowned & murmured. I scurried out of the crowd & smiled.

Centino till katakata go resume na. Man must chop!

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Politics › Re: My Govt Facing Worst Persecution From Churches In Imo – Okorocha by Onetop(m): 2:59pm On Aug 20, 2018

Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Onetop(m): 3:03pm On Aug 19, 2018

Yemike:
Is this spiritual or nurse jo just love the taste of wasiu's d!ck.

If Mama Achike repents what of that little demon.......Achike's son.

she's got herself a replacement.

Lol bro. It's Mama Akunna, not Mama Achike.

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Onetop(m): 1:13pm On Aug 19, 2018*

Centino why you do Chisco like this na?

Somebody cannot help person in peace again?

Nurse Jo should just pack & go. Her presence is full of trouble; with or without Mama Akunna.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why God Is Patient And Merciful by Onetop(m): 8:36am On Aug 19, 2018

etiosa97:
Person wen nor day exist nai day patience and merciful Una go wait tire

Nairaland should have 'dislike button.'

He has been patient & merciful to me. You are not an exception bro, perhaps you don't know.

Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Onetop(m): 4:32pm On Aug 18, 2018

Centino

Mbok

Literature › Re: Drop Your Suggestions And Remarks Towards Improving The NL Literature Award by Onetop(m): 6:06pm On Aug 16, 2018

Maybe a writing contest too.

Family › Re: ANTI BULLYING - My Story by Onetop(m): 4:28pm On Aug 16, 2018

OP, this is inspiring.

This little piece should be read by many. Its a useful piece for our wayward & depressed society.

I think @Lalasticlala should glance through as well.

Nairaland General › Re: The Day New York Went Into 30 Hours Darkness 15 Years Ago(Photos) by Onetop(m): 4:12pm On Aug 14, 2018

30hrs only, & they are...

Just like Arsenal & defeat; we are used to it.

Literature › Re: If You Need A Ghost Writer by Onetop(m): 10:39pm On Aug 12, 2018

kayo80:
Yeah, I'm making some money (not so much) on Amazon and Draft2Digital... From How To books. Fiction doesn't sell like that if you are using an African name. But if you write fiction with a foreign pen name, pay for a good cover, and consistently release books under that same pen name, you will definitely start making passive income after a while.

Thank you for the reply. It's very helpful.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 12th August 2018 by Onetop(m): 5:35pm On Aug 12, 2018

Arsenalcity cry

Literature › Re: If You Need A Ghost Writer by Onetop(m): 4:19pm On Aug 12, 2018

kayo80:
Yep. If you need a ghostwriter...writer for hire, I am available. I specialize in romance suspense stories and crime stories. As long as you tell me what you want and give me creative control, I can write a novella in two weeks, and a novel in a month.

I charge N5 per word. You can go through my stories on Nairaland to judge if I can handle what you have in mind.

You can reach me on 0802-7794635

Kayode Odusanya.

Hi, are you making sales on amazon or d2d? Please, is it story(fiction) writing or 'how to... books?'

Not that I intend hiring you; I only want to know if nairalanders are also making sales with fiction(novella or novel) on those sites. Thanks

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Onetop(m): 2:53pm On Aug 12, 2018

ambs50:
like play like ply, Centino go soon turn marriage counsellor or start church oo ;Dlike play like ply, Centino go soon turn marriage counsellor or start church oo

Lol

Before nko? Him dey use style preach him 'new age' beliefs. If you know you know.

mbok mbot Centino.

Hiannn! I no even sabi the meaning of mbok mbot.

hehe

Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Onetop(m): 1:44pm On Aug 12, 2018

Can someone make good sales with fiction?

Not everyone is good at writing 'how to... books,' & getting the right people to outsource to could also be a problem.

Any suggestions?

cc mk82, INFOTECH2

Family › Re: My Wife Lied About Her Genotype by Onetop(m): 9:29pm On Aug 11, 2018

Mrjo:
for those of you up there op needs your advice not comments, thanks for the understanding.

At least you have given him yours.

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Business › Re: ............... by Onetop(m): 10:11pm On Jul 13, 2018

Thanks for sharing.

Btw, nice blog I must confess.

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To 'lilisticlili' I Celebrate Today by Onetop(m): 6:57pm On Jul 13, 2018

Really?
Okay, happy birthday.
Btw, I thought you were the one he married.

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Health › Re: Some Diseases You Can Detect Yourself Through Smell by Onetop(m): 1:54pm On Jul 12, 2018

Sports › Re: Company Workers Threaten Strike In Italy Over Ronaldo’s Move To Juventus by Onetop(m): 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2018

Literature › Re: An Ace For Oscar (A Short Story) by Onetop(m): 1:18pm On Jul 12, 2018

Some people shaa, sabi write no be small. Nice story larrysun

Business › Re: How Profitable Is A4 Papers Distribution Business by Onetop(m): 11:26am On Jul 12, 2018

uboma:
It is a profitable business here in Nigeria because we have refused to go paperless.

Everything must be on paper. Even when it is something you can read up electronically, people still go ahead to print it.

Someone on this forum once advertised her A4 paper business. She claims to order the A4 papers from abroad. The only challenge is that she wants to be paid first before accepting your order. she refused to accept pay after delivery.

With the daily rate of crime on the increase, I do not support her terms of agreement.

What is the lady's moniker?

Romance › Re: "40-year-old Woman Poisons Herself Due To Parental Pressure To Marry" - Lady by Onetop(m): 11:01am On Jul 12, 2018

Simplep:
Some parents sha Am jst 23 nd mum is already hinting on marriage Me dat still want to enjoy my singlehood till am 28 Who marriage help?

Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup: Fixtures For Quarter Final by Onetop(m): 7:13pm On Jul 06, 2018

Onetop:
Uruguay
Brazil
England
Croatia

To semi-finals

This French guys sha. I never knew.

Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup: Fixtures For Quarter Final by Onetop(m): 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2018

Uruguay

Brazil

England

Croatia

To semi-finals

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Travel › Re: Any Nairalander In Tanzania by Onetop(m): 2:30am On Jul 05, 2018

Nigerians can travel errm.

Business › Re: Your Dormant Bank Account Could Put You In Trouble by Onetop(m): 4:58pm On Jul 04, 2018

egopersonified:
I can't even remember how many banks I have dormant accounts with, might have about five just between zenith and FBN.

Few years ago, I had N500 in my FBN current account. I laughed every month as they deducted SMS charge, waiting to see what would happen when the N500 runs out. Now the account is on -N251. Guess I was laughing at my ignorance all this while.

Lol, I have a dormant savings account with GTB, they do send me birthday messages sometimes, but for deduction in my account? I think never! I withdrew everything I think. I don't know if the account is on negative now or not.

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