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Peckiee: I was always destroyin d flowers by floggin them ,all in d name of teachin especially those dat didnt do their take home assignments.

mine was all d whole chairs in d house...

+tearing out all d currencies in my undestanding mathematics...but mehn,na serious beating o!

ziiidos: guilty to all of d above..wit evn sockin garri and singin 4 it to swel up!...

O get e..soak n travel...rotflmfao

labanj: :-) All except the first. The thought of bread soaked in tea is enough to make me sick.

den u'v misd! I stil do it...lol

Ujujoan: All of the above . . .
Plus
- wear my clothes backwards (it's like wearing a new cloth )
- use a straw to blow air into a bottle of coke (apparently if releases all the gas)
- Crust the biscuits in the pack and then 'lick' it in powder form!
- Hide my biscuits and then bring them out when everybody has fished their own!
- Pretend to be asleep when I'm actually using one eye to watch the TV!

mehn.....cnt stop laffn....did all dat+lots more.

D-Explorer:
Oya no vex naw, shebi na play we dey play, you hear you hear

i hear i hear Lmao

D-Explorer:
Young woman, wetin you dey talk sef? No spoil my day biko

Old man, no b u start am sef? Enjoy ur day biko

D-Explorer:
Babe, na you come here talk say your hubby dey craze on virtual things..that advice no good?

Dude,but no b u i refer 2now...as me sef com happy say u don get d xperience...e no good?

D-Explorer:
Then your husband needs to go through some therapy

oh u'v had d xperience(therapy).....dat's lovely!

ng4am: I don't even bother saving his number cos female friends can be funny at time, once beaten twice shy..

i feel u....i'v bin thr....its nt funny @all

Antivirus92: I save mine with 'NKITA'. It's an igbo word meaning my dear

cnt stop laffn....'NKITA'

190: why would i lie 2 u

im your real husband and you know this

shout out 2 the dude beside you - please enjoy her for now, very soon im coming for whats rightfully mine
that property close 2 u

abeg if na joke,stop am o.no go create problem 4anoda pesin wife o...cos if na my hubby dey besid me lyk dat,e 4don crase,tinkn its true....lol

Saved my hubby's number with TEMI

greatgod2012: na u sabi, whichever one u want, may be u've 4gotten dt this's a forum, betterstill, must u comment?

abi o!!jst v fun,nt d oda way round.ppl sef....

Whats d name of my grandfather's 1st galfwend?


How many rounds did he go with her d 1st tym?

Wat style is my hubby using 2'9t?

Wil my husband come home early 2day?...lol

I remember those days we did social studies in pry sch,'family'...d man/husband is d head of d house they say...he provides 4d family,n d woman takes care of d home/kids yl he's away either @work or...(God knws whr).its thr even in d bible,(though i aint a scholar...)dat wen a man alows his woman tak up his duty,he takes curse upon himself...as a man,n u'r able 2gv ur wife/family,be greatful 2God...so u can earn ur respect even b4 ur children!and in d aspect of women keepin their money,thats nt entirely true...they gv the kids those smal irrelevant tins u tink they cant av...she somtyms buy her undies,wen u feel u'v spent so much u dnt v2 gv her...(e do abeg)

AdoreKIZITO: Single and dating 20 guys.....

u'r mouthed o jare...

Married with kids but....lol

My hubby knws i'm on here,doesn't knw my username,but wil knw its me wen he sees it,cos dats is name,doesn't knw my password either...knws i spend almost 24hrs on NL,i almost burnt d food 1day,he seized my phone truout,den gav me d nxt day.now he even asks if i'v read nairaland,n wats new...lol

ITbomb: Afraid wan catch me

ROTFLMFAO

@29,a Lady shld b independent...much mor a marid 1.ur hapines is in ur hands,if u lov ur hubby,u dnt nid a 3rd party in ur mariage.xcept u'r a deeper life church member,u wont knw al men r d same,no mata how hard u try,talk more of a woman dat ddnt try @all.u got marid,had a kid,n ur huby's miles away frm u,wat do u xpect?n u'r thr sayn ur parents said u shld nt relocate,smh 4u...as i said,ur hapines is in ur hands.the bible said a man shal leave his mama n papa n find a woman or wateva it said....dnt blame him o,he nids sm1 2do wat u'r nt duin...

bayooooooo: She is unbelievably ugly, incredibly thin and has a sordid annoyingly nauseating anger provoking voice. Her armpit appears to be badly shaven. The face full of bad combinations of assorted powders. The color on her nails diametrically at odds with her dress, what a woeful dress sense. The eyes lashes together with lipstick are way too heavy. The lower teeth, if you look carefully, appear to be irritatingly dirty. Ebibaimere eeee, bring something before I vomit. She is a paragon of ugliness and dirtiness raise to power twenty. Poor stuffs, if she opens it , I will spit on it and move on with my life.

Too bad for a great guy like Tu Face.

haba!!! U badt gan ni...wetin she do u nah?

Imanuelle: Did dey say in dat post dat JTF got frustrated and killed innocent ppl??
NA LIE!!
Boko haram has never spoken up for innocent people,
There's a possibility dat JTF really dealt wit dem, hence dey're tryin to ridicule d JTF.
Boko haram.... #SHAME ON U!

who tld u so? Go n ask ppl na....dat's wat JTF does 4real....no b lie o!!!i used 2stay in kano n we c all dis tins.

Seriously,i tink u'r faroukish...lol. Nice 1,waitin 4odas.my vocab upgraded!

No o...dey dere mak pant dey wear u! Sm ppl r stil waitin 2b pamperd b4 dey garrout 4rm dose dead zones abi? A livin dog is beta dan a dead lion o!its nt easy,but life has no duplicate.i used 2liv in kano,but wen go no go,i zap go my mama house,despite my hubby's macho attitud.

ignis: Am in kano now too. Everybody are running helter skelter because of the shootings. U better go and hide somewhere.

is it stil goin on?sm1 pls lets knw wat d situation is as of nw...

If indeed dos tins belongd 2his l8 bro,a police officer,is he nt s'posd 2tak dem 2d police station,2his boss?y a radio station?n y d vry time we av ministers n poos thr @d tym?dnt wory NLers Abu Qaqa wil soon com 2tel us wat hapnd...lol