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CrimeRe: Video: Wife Beheaded For Cheating #viewer Discretion Is Advised# by Onims1(f): 8:58am On May 01, 2013
Just like thathuhhuh *crying*
EducationRe: UTME: Over One Million Will Be Denied admission – Minister by Onims1(f): 7:16am On Apr 28, 2013
Dis people sef...didn't they know their capacity before selling n collecting money from 1.7m people?after d exam...rubbish!some people didn't eat for days ,so they could save up to buy d yeye form o,how will they feel seeing or hearing this news now,ehn...I tire for the country wey my papa n mama born me o!
RomanceRe: {LADIES} How Much Did You Have In Your Bank Account When You Got Married? by Onims1(f): 8:38pm On Apr 24, 2013
Lilimax: Not at all. He is still the head of the home. I accord him all the respect he deserve.
He is the 'olowori mi'. Whatever I do in my home, I have no regret as long my home is peaceful
Dats d spirit my fwend...as long as d home's peaceful,wen no 1 knows wats going on...we'll keep growing in God's wisdom!
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Punishing A Civilian In Public (Pictures) by Onims1(f): 4:17pm On Apr 19, 2013
Don't mind the idiots...some yrs back,was strolling with my younger bro,we just saw dem approach us on a bike,two of them like dat,dat my brother should pull his shorts say na camouflage he wear.they didn't even wanna know if he's wearing anything under,I got so scared,cos they were prepared to take him to their base,if he hadn't comply.I just saw my bro,pull his short give them.but tnk God say na Behind boy e be...u know na
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by Onims1(f): 9:02pm On Apr 18, 2013
slimyem: Day by day dear lord o this three three thy way..
To see the more dearly,lor the more dearly,follow the more dearly day by day...eh..eh eh..Amen.cheesy
I love dis one die,even as of now,I don't know how to sing it...lol
RomanceRe: {LADIES} How Much Did You Have In Your Bank Account When You Got Married? by Onims1(f): 10:36am On Apr 18, 2013
I have a cafe of my own now...NA GOD! So does it mean dat if u don't av money in ur acct,u won't marry ur husband when he's ready?girls no dey smile o!
RomanceRe: {LADIES} How Much Did You Have In Your Bank Account When You Got Married? by Onims1(f): 10:33am On Apr 18, 2013
Richfella: grin grin grin
Ah c u o,money still dey na...#2.60 no be yam o
Jokes EtcRe: What Is So Unique About You? by Onims1(f): 10:28am On Apr 18, 2013
D sound n smell of my fart...even my husband gives me credit...lol u can't just imagine!
RomanceRe: {LADIES} How Much Did You Have In Your Bank Account When You Got Married? by Onims1(f): 10:10am On Apr 18, 2013
Like I said...its God!things will just happen,I even had to leave work to go n live with my husband in kano then.God knows how to do his thing,n I'm happily maried, I tell u....
RomanceRe: {LADIES} How Much Did You Have In Your Bank Account When You Got Married? by Onims1(f): 9:46am On Apr 18, 2013
Nothing!!!!!!!!!!n I mean nothing...no be by wetin dey ur acct o..na GOD!
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Onims1(f): 9:40am On Apr 18, 2013
*just can't stop lafvin....can u imagine? They can't use their yeye power protect their people wey dey die like fowl,or help create job for their Children,so nuisance can reduce...asso of witches indeed!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Made In Nigeria English. by Onims1(f): 9:43pm On Apr 10, 2013
Have mummy back?

Are u hearing d smell? Lolz
PoliticsRe: David Mark Seeks Death Sentence For Oil Thieves by Onims1(f): 8:34am On Mar 28, 2013
Will dis start with Allison n co? Or people looking for what to eat...stupid people!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Plans To Raise Petrol Prices Again by Onims1(f): 6:03am On Mar 20, 2013
noit: Bobay udotsay aurisom quickum...
O ti like ere'pa ju...lol
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Speaks On Boko Haram by Onims1(f): 11:00am On Mar 19, 2013
kimakazee: shocked ahn ahn y everybody dey keep quiet, where is everybody na? or abi una don dey fear shekau?
How far?!!lol *after all I'm not quiet* * To comment...lol
PoliticsRe: Destruction Of Hausa Properties In Onitsha: Can Anyone Confirm? by Onims1(f): 10:50am On Mar 19, 2013
You will never see any good thing in your life, destruction will never depart from your house. Since you a wicked soul, may wickedness always be your potion. I swear! You ll die in motor accident the you ll travel to east. Because you are rejoicing over another mans death, the spirit of death must visit your home before June this year

How old r uhuh?wats d meaning of all dis?U aint refering to me,I knw but its uncald 4 now...smh...d op stated "PLEASE CONFIRM"is dis ur confirmation? Haba!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos by Onims1(f): 9:22am On Mar 03, 2013
Awon eleyi ti ya were,walahi...God!!!U're too patient,no b say I holy pass o...but somethings no just s'pose go without instant judgement...kilode gan......
PoliticsRe: Stop Looking For White Collar Jobs – Jonathan Tells Graduates by Onims1(f): 9:18pm On Feb 15, 2013
Were ni,ema da l'ohun...
FamilyRe: Happy New Year To All Family Members. by Onims1(f): 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2013
Tnx,n happy new year to u too!!!God's mercies will not depart ur family.We all shall live dis 2013 glorifying God everyday,for His numerous blessings we will encounter in our family,IJN......
PoliticsRe: I Need President GEJ Personal Mobile Phone Number by Onims1(f): 3:03am On Dec 23, 2012
grin yeye people....can't stop laffin....I won't mind knowing d outcome of d call sha....
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: Dont Call Me General Unless You Are My Opponent by Onims1(f): 8:58pm On Dec 09, 2012
oraclefemi: Nigerians and especially yorubas will never appreciate this man until he his gone, you complained about him so much , now you have Jonathan your breathe of fresh air with no balls
Abi o......is Obj not better dat d tin we av now.....mtcheew.....they keep saying Obj dis Obj dat...
FashionRe: Best Skin Lightening/toning Soap by Onims1(f): 6:48am On Nov 26, 2012
Hi good ppl,can u pls help ma lil sis also,she's got spots on her legs n won't dare reveal those legs.it even keeps her frm socializing.pls wat can she use?tnx...
Jokes EtcRe: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Onims1(f): 2:33pm On Nov 25, 2012
Cool Joor....dnt mind dos dat say otherwise,dem no get sense of humour ni,dey come even dey enta joke section... tongue
LiteratureRe: TAMISHO - My Story. My Life by Onims1(f): 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2012
This is very sweet a story, I guess you make it up to a movie soon, it will sure be a bestseller!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Some Annoying BB Updates. by Onims1(f): 12:15pm On Nov 11, 2012
grin grin Tell dem o
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Onims1(f): 6:26pm On Sep 04, 2012
1daful,garricious,omnigarricul8 set of people...lol I love dem!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Is Not Hospitalized - Abati by Onims1(f): 7:42pm On Sep 03, 2012
Billyonaire: How much Tax do you pay Dem Dem, you keep shouting Tax Payers Money.
i feel him joor...@least he's not shouting abt d price of Gar............(i no dey o..)
PoliticsRe: Price Of Bread In Lagos To Be Increased By 20% by Onims1(f): 1:40pm On Aug 31, 2012
Wise ppl,wise move.so dat we wont say because #20 don bcom coins,na im dem increase price of bread,dem kukuma increase am b4 hand...dis is jst d begining,biscuit n sweet sef go soon increase...salary go com drop...wel,e go help us reduce weight,instead of going 2d gym 2work out...lol
FamilyRe: How Do You Welcome Your Husband Home After Work? by Onims1(f): 7:43pm On Aug 29, 2012
Thr's wat we term "welcome ceremony"...dnt ask me wat dat is...lol we neva get tired of it though.its makes him always rush home,as i always get home b4 him,then i get him his food,afta wch we discuss d day's events.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan: With Prayers, We'll Overcome Nigeria's Problems by Onims1(f): 10:56am On Aug 21, 2012
Oya evrybody,lets pray....bles dis food oh Lord,for Christ' sake,n provide for d poor,IJN we pray,AMEN.Aunty come n eat satan go away,Jona shift small... grin
PoliticsRe: FG Considers Boko Haram’s Terms by Onims1(f): 8:14am On Aug 19, 2012
N u'l soon hear/watch a news/video frm BH dat FG is lyn,dat dere was no such tin...
FamilyRe: Which Of These Did You Do As A Child? by Onims1(f): 2:20pm On Aug 16, 2012
black_beau: All of the above.and I know some of us still do all of this things now angry cheesy
Mehn...i'm a living example...lol

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