Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 10:38am On May 19, 2018 |
Mariinee: What's up with the PM tho? No way I'm replying.   ... It was just a test  . Still ur old self . U still had to tell everyone i PMed u  . Chaiii See as u cast me again  . Ughh pain me small sha  |
Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 10:29am On May 19, 2018 |
Mariinee: But seriously, that was weird. Anyways, na you know. I am weird myself . O oo puro eleyi  |
Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 10:18am On May 19, 2018 |
Mariinee: SMH. I hope you have finally got the help you need? And no, I didn't post the mail to score points. I was actually disgusted and scared that a psycho was pestering me in my DM. Whatever though. But truth be told ur mouth is too sharp I fear u o  abeg i no wan offend u o . Make u no shift attention to me .  nw everyone on nairaland knows i love to lick pretty girl yansh that day  . E pain me small sha because e get some other 2 girls like that wey i go like lick dem yansh wey u just ecpose me to  . Chai , u spoil my matter that year  |
Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 10:09am On May 19, 2018 |
sammirano: I tire oo That Marinee girl is very immature and makes rash and impulsive moves which I guess she later rues . 
I can remember the day I dm her that I will love to lick her bombom like tomtom  She went ahead to create a thread on nairaland and leaked all our conversation just to score points and gain followers . Oblivious to her , me wey no send . Though i thought she was very pretty like Lalas247 . Coz of her dp then . I no no say na just normal yansh i wan go lick , me wey like to lick soft n beatiful yansh  |
Romance › Re: My Mind Is Telling Me That Lalasticlala Is Doing His Traditional Wedding Today by Onisokuso1(m): 9:50am On May 19, 2018 |
Lalas247:
 Sorry indeed  u stole from lalasticlala 's name . Thought u will be the one he will flog tonight but seems no  |
Family › Re: My Wife Confessed This To Me by Onisokuso1(m): 11:38am On May 18, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: Different Types Of Toilet Habits Normally Exhibited By Nigerians - Memes by Onisokuso1(m): 11:00am On May 18, 2018 |
I like the ladies whose shits smell far and reaches me in the room or kitchen  |
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Onisokuso1(m): 7:55pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
IYIMAN: Finecountry
Civilization  It’s Fynecontry  |
Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Spotted Frying Garri In Ikole, Ekiti (Photos) by Onisokuso1(m): 7:08pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Have u ever been in this situation You go visit a family for sometime ... They offer us food but atimes they already served u a very big bowl of eba... very sumptuous but too much and u didn’t want them to feel u are too wasteful has the left over eba was still pretty much ... I decided to pocket the eba all into my back pocket ...  then go to my room then straight to the toilet ... remove all the eba out of my back pocket and flush it all  : Only for me to discover that I was caught , because ever since they no longer serve me eba  and now ... poor me  |
Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Spotted Frying Garri In Ikole, Ekiti (Photos) by Onisokuso1(m): 6:59pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
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Career › Re: Man Shares How A Restaurant Cashier Who He Usually Tip Called To Ask For N200k by Onisokuso1(m): 8:30am On Apr 26, 2018 |
mabea: This lady you quoted has a point. If he could give her his phone number then there's some level of relationship between them Oga u also need to go and read again . Where did he give her his phone number ?  |
Career › Re: Man Shares How A Restaurant Cashier Who He Usually Tip Called To Ask For N200k by Onisokuso1(m): 7:45am On Apr 26, 2018 |
BleSSedMee: Girl thought she'd seen the Good Samaritan the Bible talked about. Lol.
But come brother Adim, why did you give her your number in the first place
You wanted something extra abi? Lazy Nigerian youth ... lazy to read and understand . U need to go back to the story and read again .  |
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Responds To Critics On Hillary Clinton’s Twitter Bio Question by Onisokuso1(m): 12:45pm On Apr 25, 2018 |
Sunnycliff: Is she no longer Mrs. Clinton? Why the use of Ms. Clinton? Are they divorced or is this still a subtle way of preaching her feminism?
Chimamanda! Answer me o Same way I kept wondering too . Why Ms. is she divorced ?  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2018 Grand Finale And Winner Announcement (Live Thread) by Onisokuso1(m): 8:47pm On Apr 22, 2018 |
gateleo: Next year big brother housemate must go learn how to abuse, rude and insult other housemate to win the Prize......
Thats my take on this worthless show.... Very worthless a show I tell u  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Alex Mother's Kitchen By Dano Milk (Pictures) by Onisokuso1(m): 5:40pm On Apr 22, 2018 |
SleakBuzzPR: no food stuffs??
abi na dano milk them go use that gas cooker dey cook? This is savage  Wait as for those shouting wow ... can u spot the difference between before and after . As for me I’m not impressed reason being I expected more a real change ... u coming to big brother for crying out loud where everyone will see the work of ur brand let it stand out ... nothing special here sincerely . Though at a free cost to the family it’s ok ... but for commercial purpose . Not too good for Dano as a brand ... this is too SIMPLE  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: CeeC Warns Her Father, Others Ahead Of The End Of The Show by Onisokuso1(m): 9:17am On Apr 22, 2018 |
omoadeleye: mehn... this girl has unbridled tongue, and if we say something now, some people will be like, "she is being real" wtf is that behaviour, beauty without behaviour is shit, you can't just have this one has a wife and your mum brought a present for you, and she will be telling your mom that "but mama, this present is too small o and this one self almost spoilt, but don't worry mama, because you are my husband mother, we will manage it for you"
mehn... she can't win this show... not a curse.
no wonder that she is still claiming a virgin, this is as a result of lack of opportunity, her mouth has been sending away real niggas that can get her laid... when she needs a good laid right now maybe that will change her orientation... Do u know that what baffles me most here is that I won’t be surprised if some fools called fans still back her up on this ... just watch as Nigerians react with celebrities and I’m waiting for that fool who will still back this idiot of a child up on this ... t Those ones claiming they want to marry her , she’s original blah blah like small doctor by now would think twice ... if a lady can do this to her own father publicly then who is her husband’s parent that she won’t drag on the floor and even Mup them up Awon omo irankiran wonyii  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: CeeC Warns Her Father, Others Ahead Of The End Of The Show by Onisokuso1(m): 9:12am On Apr 22, 2018 |
OkoYibo: I'm not surprised, that's how their people are.
They wake their fathers with sliding tackles and wake their mothers with heavy knocks on the head.
This poverty-stricken thing is disgracing her father because of ordinarily 45M.
She's morally, mentally, financially and academically bankrupt. Awon omo afipa ji baba won  |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Videoshoot Of "Gucci Snake" Behind The Scenes Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 1:55pm On Apr 21, 2018 |
 marvin906: what the fvck is a gucci snake.. nigerian artist singing wobbish since the days of Abraham Gucci Jeans with what kind of snake can be in a jeans  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: "You Have Changed” - Miracle To Nina As They Quarrel Over Tobi & Alex by Onisokuso1(m): 7:53pm On Apr 20, 2018 |
offshoreking: Tobi is not a real man. That guy is a real gossiper. I wonder how man can gossip like woman. Nawa ooooo. That guy is a real gossip not gossiper ...  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Of Swaziland Renames Country Eswatini To Stop Being Confused With Swzerland by Onisokuso1(m): 10:29am On Apr 20, 2018 |
And who amongst u all noticed the Similarity of the New name and the name of the King  King Mswati Country Eswatini... hmm  |
Celebrities › Re: Woli Arole: "The Cause Of The Scar On My Face" - Comedian Reveals by Onisokuso1(m): 12:18pm On Apr 19, 2018 |
Yameater: I thought i waz the only one that noticed that Yamarita Waxxxxuuup  |
Celebrities › Re: Woli Arole: "The Cause Of The Scar On My Face" - Comedian Reveals by Onisokuso1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 19, 2018 |
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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: 'CeeC Can't Go 10 Minutes Without Talking About Tobi' - Lolu Reveals by Onisokuso1(m): 6:43pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
Cutehector: Chai... no wonder some girls go just dey hate me for no reason wey I never even talk to them  lol |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: What Tobi Said That Caused CeeC To Insult The Hell Out Of Him by Onisokuso1(m): 6:41pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
tobida: We cannot all hate CEEC, if we all did, then we did be no better than murderers.
We are all certainly not murderers.
That is y we are hear to tell extremist haters to calm the fucuk down.
This is life 4 u, whilst some look for justification to kill, others look for reasons to save life.
Pros and cons. Like minds |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: What Tobi Said That Caused CeeC To Insult The Hell Out Of Him by Onisokuso1(m): 6:33pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
Ayoswit: So nobody watched when tobi made some annoying statement to Cee-C, fine Cee-C is an aggressive person but tobi needs to grow up. So many female housemates has at one time or d other insulted tobi, like ifu-ennada, Nina, Khloé and even Alex. So let's stop d hate jor. like minds |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Lolu "I Was Molested By Our Housemaid At 5 Years" by Onisokuso1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 10, 2018 |
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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Lolu "I Was Molested By Our Housemaid At 5 Years" by Onisokuso1(m): 12:16pm On Apr 10, 2018 |
However bad this story  , this Lolu is a very good strategist . Put viewers in suspense . And he knows u bbnaija lovers love stories that he hasn’t completed . He has promised to update u guys meaning u should vote for him and keep him in the house . Nice 1 baba  U gat maut daku ... kpokpo lenu e mehn!  . Using his disadvantaged story to gain advantage is smartness  |
Romance › Re: When She Likes You But Still Playing Hard To Get by Onisokuso1(m): 10:05am On Apr 07, 2018 |
McBrooklyn: Call her make she con pay you visit for your domot one of these days and do the needful and stop being a pussy... You just have to make a pussy wet!! 
hahahaha this pics is fucking funny . Ladies don suffer . How many ladies don orgasm , just very few |
Food › Re: Foods You Love To Eat But Can't Anymore Since You Found Out How They're Made by Onisokuso1(m): 4:51pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Mine is kulikuli akomo lole  abokis rub it on their laps  ahh mo ti jejekuje seyin abajo ti Mary ma n yaso prapapa ninu kilasi  |
Food › Re: Foods You Love To Eat But Can't Anymore Since You Found Out How They're Made by Onisokuso1(m): 4:48pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
whirlwind7: Emmm....what is donkwa, and how is it made? it is also called tanfiri  |
Sports › Re: What Ronaldo Said About Juventus Fans’ Applause For His Wonder Goal by Onisokuso1(m): 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
My boyyyyyyyyyyy oluaye Oluronaldo omo to de kangol to takiti bi kangaroo gba ball wole  . A tun ma n pe ni C gogongo, C gegenge. Omo aye, gbayii jare  |
Sports › Re: Zlatan’s Reaction To Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wonder Goal Against Juventus by Onisokuso1(m): 1:53pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Nairalanddist:
Media and yeye hype. When Ibrahimovic scored a bicycle kick from 32 yards from an impossible angle against England the hype was not as this normal overhead kick Ronaldo did in box 18. Madrid and ronaldo fans acting like Ronaldo just invented bicycle kick yesterday. Something that has been scored several times in football is now spectacular just because its from Ronaldo. Had Mohammed salah scored such goal, the hype won't reach this level. Fvcktards
Zlatan subtly took a jibe by telling Ronaldo to try it from 40 meters oga when ibra scores his , the hype was also all over infancy that goal won him puskas award for that year . Jekagboron  |