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Romance / Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 10:18am On May 19, 2018
Mariinee:
SMH.
I hope you have finally got the help you need? And no, I didn't post the mail to score points. I was actually disgusted and scared that a psycho was pestering me in my DM.
Whatever though.

But truth be told ur mouth is too sharp angry

I fear u o undecided abeg i no wan offend u o . Make u no shift attention to me . undecided nw everyone on nairaland knows i love to lick pretty girl yansh that day angry . E pain me small sha because e get some other 2 girls like that wey i go like lick dem yansh wey u just ecpose me to grin cheesy.


Chai , u spoil my matter that year grin
Romance / Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 10:09am On May 19, 2018
sammirano:


I tire oo

That Marinee girl is very immature and makes rash and impulsive moves which I guess she later rues . angry


I can remember the day I dm her that I will love to lick her bombom like tomtom
angry kiss


She went ahead to create a thread on nairaland and leaked all our conversation just to score points and gain followers . Oblivious to her , me wey no send . Though i thought she was very pretty like Lalas247 . Coz of her dp then .

I no no say na just normal yansh i wan go lick , me wey like to lick soft n beatiful yansh angry

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Romance / Re: My Mind Is Telling Me That Lalasticlala Is Doing His Traditional Wedding Today by Onisokuso1(m): 9:50am On May 19, 2018
Lalas247:

grin

Sorry indeed angry u stole from lalasticlala 's name . Thought u will be the one he will flog tonight but seems no angry
Family / Re: My Wife Confessed This To Me by Onisokuso1(m): 11:38am On May 18, 2018
UjuJoan2:


Marriage no be boyfriend nah . . I married a financially 'safe' man (not broke man), because marriage entails much more than money. That doesn't mean I don't admire Chioma and envy the hell out of her . . . tongue

But will the allure of wealth make me forsake my husband? Mbanu . .

When men ask me out, I ask them to buy me a Range Rover Sports . . . Of course the run as fast as their legs can carry them. I'm yet to see a man who will actually buy that. If I do, I can't swear not to 'kiss' him abeg! After-all my husband has refused to change the car he bought for me since we got married. tongue

We are only human, even the best of us makes mistakes. If fantasizing is a sin, then every single one of us are guilty of committing adultery. I will lie that I think crazy thoughts about Shemar Moore (Criminal minds cool cool )



If a man spoils u with millions . Tell me u won't pound him ? wink
Romance / Re: Different Types Of Toilet Habits Normally Exhibited By Nigerians - Memes by Onisokuso1(m): 11:00am On May 18, 2018
I like the ladies whose shits smell far and reaches me in the room or kitchen kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Onisokuso1(m): 7:55pm On Apr 27, 2018
IYIMAN:
Finecountry

Civilization grin

It’s Fynecontry smiley
Politics / Re: Governor Fayose Spotted Frying Garri In Ikole, Ekiti (Photos) by Onisokuso1(m): 7:08pm On Apr 27, 2018
undecided

Have u ever been in this situation

You go visit a family for sometime ...

They offer us food but atimes they already served u a very big bowl of eba... very sumptuous but too much and u didn’t want them to feel u are too wasteful has the left over eba was still pretty much ...

I decided to pocket the eba all into my back pocket ... undecided then go to my room then straight to the toilet ... remove all the eba out of my back pocket and flush it all lipsrsealed : undecided

Only for me to discover that I was caught , because ever since they no longer serve me eba sad angry and now ... poor me undecided
Politics / Re: Governor Fayose Spotted Frying Garri In Ikole, Ekiti (Photos) by Onisokuso1(m): 6:59pm On Apr 27, 2018
undecided
Career / Re: Man Shares How A Restaurant Cashier Who He Usually Tip Called To Ask For N200k by Onisokuso1(m): 8:30am On Apr 26, 2018
mabea:
This lady you quoted has a point. If he could give her his phone number then there's some level of relationship between them

Oga u also need to go and read again . Where did he give her his phone number ? undecided
Career / Re: Man Shares How A Restaurant Cashier Who He Usually Tip Called To Ask For N200k by Onisokuso1(m): 7:45am On Apr 26, 2018
BleSSedMee:
Girl thought she'd seen the Good Samaritan the Bible talked about. Lol.

But come brother Adim, why did you give her your number in the first place

You wanted something extra abi?

Lazy Nigerian youth ... lazy to read and understand . U need to go back to the story and read again . undecided
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Responds To Critics On Hillary Clinton’s Twitter Bio Question by Onisokuso1(m): 12:45pm On Apr 25, 2018
Sunnycliff:
Is she no longer Mrs. Clinton? Why the use of Ms. Clinton? Are they divorced or is this still a subtle way of preaching her feminism?

Chimamanda! Answer me o

Same way I kept wondering too . Why Ms. is she divorced ? angry
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2018 Grand Finale And Winner Announcement (Live Thread) by Onisokuso1(m): 8:47pm On Apr 22, 2018
gateleo:
Next year big brother housemate must go learn how to abuse, rude and insult other housemate to win the Prize......

Thats my take on this worthless show....

Very worthless a show I tell u angry
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Alex Mother's Kitchen By Dano Milk (Pictures) by Onisokuso1(m): 5:40pm On Apr 22, 2018
SleakBuzzPR:
no food stuffs??

abi na dano milk them go use that gas cooker dey cook?

This is savage grin

Wait as for those shouting wow ... can u spot the difference between before and after . As for me I’m not impressed reason being I expected more a real change ... u coming to big brother for crying out loud where everyone will see the work of ur brand let it stand out ... nothing special here sincerely .

Though at a free cost to the family it’s ok ... but for commercial purpose . Not too good for Dano as a brand ... this is too SIMPLE undecided
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: CeeC Warns Her Father, Others Ahead Of The End Of The Show by Onisokuso1(m): 9:17am On Apr 22, 2018
omoadeleye:
mehn... this girl has unbridled tongue, and if we say something now, some people will be like, "she is being real" wtf is that behaviour, beauty without behaviour is shit, you can't just have this one has a wife and your mum brought a present for you, and she will be telling your mom that "but mama, this present is too small o and this one self almost spoilt, but don't worry mama, because you are my husband mother, we will manage it for you"

mehn... she can't win this show... not a curse.

no wonder that she is still claiming a virgin, this is as a result of lack of opportunity, her mouth has been sending away real niggas that can get her laid... when she needs a good laid right now maybe that will change her orientation...

Do u know that what baffles me most here is that I won’t be surprised if some fools called fans still back her up on this ... just watch as Nigerians react with celebrities and I’m waiting for that fool who will still back this idiot of a child up on this ... t

Those ones claiming they want to marry her , she’s original blah blah like small doctor by now would think twice ... if a lady can do this to her own father publicly then who is her husband’s parent that she won’t drag on the floor and even Mup them up angry


Awon omo irankiran wonyii angry

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: CeeC Warns Her Father, Others Ahead Of The End Of The Show by Onisokuso1(m): 9:12am On Apr 22, 2018
OkoYibo:
I'm not surprised, that's how their people are.

They wake their fathers with sliding tackles and wake their mothers with heavy knocks on the head.

This poverty-stricken thing is disgracing her father because of ordinarily 45M.

She's morally, mentally, financially and academically bankrupt.

Awon omo afipa ji baba won angry

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Videoshoot Of "Gucci Snake" Behind The Scenes Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 1:55pm On Apr 21, 2018
cheesy
marvin906:
what the fvck is a gucci snake..
nigerian artist singing wobbish since the days of Abraham

Gucci Jeans with what kind of snake can be in a jeans cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: "You Have Changed” - Miracle To Nina As They Quarrel Over Tobi & Alex by Onisokuso1(m): 7:53pm On Apr 20, 2018
offshoreking:
Tobi is not a real man. That guy is a real gossiper. I wonder how man can gossip like woman. Nawa ooooo.

That guy is a real gossip not gossiper ... wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: King Of Swaziland Renames Country Eswatini To Stop Being Confused With Swzerland by Onisokuso1(m): 10:29am On Apr 20, 2018
And who amongst u all noticed the Similarity of the New name and the name of the King angry


King Mswati
Country Eswatini... hmm undecided lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Woli Arole: "The Cause Of The Scar On My Face" - Comedian Reveals by Onisokuso1(m): 12:18pm On Apr 19, 2018
Yameater:

I thought i waz the only one that noticed that

Yamarita

Waxxxxuuup angry
Celebrities / Re: Woli Arole: "The Cause Of The Scar On My Face" - Comedian Reveals by Onisokuso1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 19, 2018
ReneeNuttall:
Sometimes those painful scars help beautify us more.I recall my elder sis using fork to mistakenly give me a bini mark on both my cheeks years back , simply because i swapped our meals after school hour grin .I swear i love the marks.It Sounds crazy but tru. cool

And why couldn’t we see the marks . How come they suddenly disappeared ma sad angry
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: 'CeeC Can't Go 10 Minutes Without Talking About Tobi' - Lolu Reveals by Onisokuso1(m): 6:43pm On Apr 18, 2018
Cutehector:
Chai... grin no wonder some girls go just dey hate me for no reason wey I never even talk to them


smileylol
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: What Tobi Said That Caused CeeC To Insult The Hell Out Of Him by Onisokuso1(m): 6:41pm On Apr 18, 2018
tobida:


We cannot all hate CEEC, if we all did, then we did be no better than murderers.

We are all certainly not murderers.

That is y we are hear to tell extremist haters to calm the fucuk down.

This is life 4 u, whilst some look for justification to kill, others look for reasons to save life.

Pros and cons.
Like minds
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: What Tobi Said That Caused CeeC To Insult The Hell Out Of Him by Onisokuso1(m): 6:33pm On Apr 18, 2018
Ayoswit:
So nobody watched when tobi made some annoying statement to Cee-C, fine Cee-C is an aggressive person but tobi needs to grow up. So many female housemates has at one time or d other insulted tobi, like ifu-ennada, Nina, Khloé and even Alex. So let's stop d hate jor.
like minds
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Lolu "I Was Molested By Our Housemaid At 5 Years" by Onisokuso1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 10, 2018
Divay22:
Lolu, we know what you're aiming at grin grin
But kiatinue
u sef dig wink
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Lolu "I Was Molested By Our Housemaid At 5 Years" by Onisokuso1(m): 12:16pm On Apr 10, 2018
However bad this story wink , this Lolu is a very good strategist . Put viewers in suspense . And he knows u bbnaija lovers love stories that he hasn’t completed . He has promised to update u guys meaning u should vote for him and keep him in the house . Nice 1 baba cheesy

U gat maut daku ... kpokpo lenu e mehn! cheesy.

Using his disadvantaged story to gain advantage is smartness grin
Romance / Re: When She Likes You But Still Playing Hard To Get by Onisokuso1(m): 10:05am On Apr 07, 2018
McBrooklyn:


Call her make she con pay you visit for your domot one of these days and do the needful and stop being a pussy... You just have to make a pussy wet!! angry
hahahaha this pics is fucking funny . Ladies don suffer . How many ladies don orgasm , just very few
Food / Re: Foods You Love To Eat But Can't Anymore Since You Found Out How They're Made by Onisokuso1(m): 4:51pm On Apr 04, 2018
Mine is kulikuli akomo lole angry abokis rub it on their laps angry ahh mo ti jejekuje seyin abajo ti Mary ma n yaso prapapa ninu kilasi undecided

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Food / Re: Foods You Love To Eat But Can't Anymore Since You Found Out How They're Made by Onisokuso1(m): 4:48pm On Apr 04, 2018
whirlwind7:


Emmm....what is donkwa, and how is it made?
it is also called tanfiri lipsrsealed

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Sports / Re: What Ronaldo Said About Juventus Fans’ Applause For His Wonder Goal by Onisokuso1(m): 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2018
My boyyyyyyyyyyy oluaye Oluronaldo omo to de kangol to takiti bi kangaroo gba ball wole cool shocked . A tun ma n pe ni C gogongo, C gegenge. Omo aye, gbayii jare wink

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Sports / Re: Zlatan’s Reaction To Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wonder Goal Against Juventus by Onisokuso1(m): 1:53pm On Apr 04, 2018
Nairalanddist:

smiley Media and yeye hype. When Ibrahimovic scored a bicycle kick from 32 yards from an impossible angle against England the hype was not as this normal overhead kick Ronaldo did in box 18. Madrid and ronaldo fans acting like Ronaldo just invented bicycle kick yesterday. Something that has been scored several times in football is now spectacular just because its from Ronaldo. Had Mohammed salah scored such goal, the hype won't reach this level. Fvcktards




Zlatan subtly took a jibe by telling Ronaldo to try it from 40 meters
oga when ibra scores his , the hype was also all over infancy that goal won him puskas award for that year . Jekagboron sad

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by Onisokuso1(m): 12:36pm On Apr 04, 2018
coolh3ad:


Can you please explain what you mean by massive. Maybe you should watch Zlatan Ibrahimovic's 30 yards bicycle kick again then you will know the true meaning of MASSIVE!!!!
Ibra’s goal was more fantastic but we are discussing Ucl here . I rate that Ibra’s goal as my best of all time but we talking of Ucl sir sad[/b]
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by Onisokuso1(m): 12:32pm On Apr 04, 2018
coolh3ad:


Can you please explain what you mean by massive. Maybe you should watch Zlatan Ibrahimovic's 30 yards bicycle kick again then you will know the true meaning of MASSIVE!!!!
Ibra’s goal was more fantastic but we are discussing Ucl here . I rate that Ibra’s goal as my best of all time but we talking of Ucl sir sad

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