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Politics / Re: Osborn Nwaze, Governor Umahi's Son Who Was His Campaign Director by Onisokuso1(m): 3:39pm On Mar 14, 2020
Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr

You must be a real niggarrr

Me nor dey use the huzzle play
Na both day and night
You see that picture below
Na my santum ( inner room where you huzzle only)
Constant communication and bombing with those computers





Baba huzzle o
Make your children for still school abroad
Don't be comfortable until your bank account is fit niggarrr
May we not stay broke for too long

Programming ?

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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Onisokuso1(m): 2:38pm On Mar 13, 2020
pongwa:
yes, I have been doing so since. However, there is a better option of ussd. Believe me, that's the best

The nouonline.net is not going at th moment. How do i register as a new student for MBA boss
Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Onisokuso1(m): 12:11pm On Mar 12, 2020
DavidEsq:

So u dey among those wey use that mag that year ba? I dey tell my wife say na two generations we see: the non-internet generation and the social media generation grin

Lol I dey o


That magazine na mad that year
Romance / Re: Is It Normal To Smell My Gf Bunghole. Pls Help by Onisokuso1(m): 11:52am On Mar 12, 2020
roybanjo100:
madness runs in ur blood, i think its hereditery

Naah it ain't. It's a sweet fetish but most dudes won't understand.

Adventure isn't our thing here in naija . Only very few folks dig

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Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Onisokuso1(m): 11:39am On Mar 12, 2020
Went under the table to yank off Idayat's pant and licked her bombom. This was possible coz my seat ia at the back and hers in front of me . She was shocked and threatened to tell Mrs Agupusi the Chemistry teacher . I pleaded , we later became closer and was still able to eat her ass later for real after secondary school days .

She is married now


I'm those days I was one of the very brilliant but naughty guy in the class . The popular Hints and Hearts erotic books girls got from me and always looking forward to seeing me in class chai

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Romance / Re: Is It Normal To Smell My Gf Bunghole. Pls Help by Onisokuso1(m): 9:36am On Mar 12, 2020
It's called scat fetish.


It's actually lovely n yummy. But what do Naija girls know angry

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Romance / Re: Princess Vitarah To Release A New Song "Do You Eat Ass?" by Onisokuso1(m): 9:32am On Mar 12, 2020
Evablizin:



Madness,rubbish,nonsense,as if ass is food/balanced diet.

It's more than balanced diet
Celebrities / Re: “I Never Thought I’d Eat A Woman’s A** In My Life” – Meek Mill by Onisokuso1(m): 9:29am On Mar 12, 2020
victorian:
It's disgusting!


Yuck! angry

Nahh it's not . So lovely n yummy kiss
Celebrities / Re: “I Never Thought I’d Eat A Woman’s A** In My Life” – Meek Mill by Onisokuso1(m): 9:28am On Mar 12, 2020
Why are guys afraid to eat azz lol.


Some of us take extra care of our self. Not just for men but I wanna look and smell good for my damnnnn self.

I eat ass for a living
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Son Is Dead! Daniel D'Third Drowns In Swimming Pool by Onisokuso1(m): 12:56am On Jun 25, 2018
Tolexander:
This ain't an occurrence to joke with

Drown in a pool?
That was so costly for Dbanj to have done with the baby.

Are u minding that fool up there angry
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Reveals How Rapper Eedris Abdulkareem Made Her A Decent Woman by Onisokuso1(m): 5:11pm On Jun 24, 2018
[quote author=OKorowanta post=68773180]Kudos Eedris.
One thing for sure,you are one of the artiste who changed the industry to a money making one that musicians are enjoying today.
You fought Nigeria Breweries plc to a stand still over row wit 50cent.
You let Nigerians knew foreign/home grown acts must be accorded equal respect.
I remember the then PMAN chairman Charly Boy took side wit you.
From 100 gees,artistes now get as much as 5m for concerts wen they perform for just 30 mins.
The indomie generation who don't care about history have insulted u over Timaya,Davido and others the few times u advised dem.
You've been vindicated by Laura's confession but try advice d young ones in a very constructive manner bicos ya advice sometimes dey be like fight.
In all,you deserve some accolades.

[/quote
You are the only sensible one so far from up there . I wonder what manner of people live in our country . I kept reading those trashy messages up there till I finally found urs .

Our people are so engrossed with bad news that when they see a good news they will discredit and still insult the fellow .

As for me , this news is one which is one in a million , given what obtains the entertainment industry . But they would rather attack the messenger . Too poor angry

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Career / Re: My Firm Owing Me Are Threatening To Arrest My Guarantors by Onisokuso1(m): 7:46am On Jun 21, 2018
Justnora:
Well I stopped at you no longer remitting money back that is an offense even if you are not paid you have to leave the job than stealing. Now your actions is going to affect innocent lives this is Nigeria where you know once you have money you can win any court case even murder.

So my dear kindly refund the little you have apologize and quit tho its painful but it is going to save you a lot of stress

Stop all these rubbish . He should return and apologize ! And y never mentioned the unjustice done to him ? My friend gerarahiaaa angry

Weakling

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Comes For Chimamanda Adichie Over Feminist Comment by Onisokuso1(m): 6:40pm On Jun 18, 2018
viqSmallz:
When it comes to physical activities ladies tend to shy away naturally and leave it to the guys. it's just nature. the two gender are entirely different with one weaker than one.

Expressly stated in the Holy book


Women are weaker vessels undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Comes For Chimamanda Adichie Over Feminist Comment by Onisokuso1(m): 6:38pm On Jun 18, 2018
solidgidlas:
My people suffer cos they lacked wisdom... just look at the public display of ignorance!
Looking at those commenters up there, you'll know they dint read the article!

You keep attacking the messenger but neglect the message, y'all need help big time!

Well, wise words from freeze there. He actually said it all. His use of English is actually commendable.

NB: If you quote me, you are OYO.

I kept wondering through the comments up there until I saw urs . Was glad I did . So many guys are just plainly ignorant that they can never understand a simple analysis as this . Too poor ! They kept throwing expletives angry

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Sports / Re: Gabriel Jesus Was Painting The Streets 4 Years Ago For World Cup by Onisokuso1(m): 3:19pm On Jun 18, 2018
When a man bears the name of an angel Gabriel and it wasnt enough he still went ahead to bear Jesus angry haba ! What should we then expect angry
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye To Divorce Wife For Giving Birth To An Albino - Made4naija.com by Onisokuso1(m): 10:57pm On Jun 16, 2018
peacettw:


You misunderstand me. If I were in this scenario, my permission isn't necessarily needed to do a DNA. Think about it, why would I be involved? Just take the baby who happens to be your child too and go do the DNA in any facility of your choice. My worry is the reason behind the whole charade. Obviously you don't trust me, hence the need to run the test which to me is quite humiliating and insulting.

In this case her permission would be needed because she's the one in custody of the child while he works here in Nigeria angry
Sports / Re: Messi Vs Iceland: Caption These Photos Of Iceland Players Marking Messi by Onisokuso1(m): 8:51pm On Jun 16, 2018
dazzlingd:
Messi is blessed, he's surrounded by the sons of God

This is facking hilarious grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye To Divorce Wife For Giving Birth To An Albino - Made4naija.com by Onisokuso1(m): 6:49pm On Jun 16, 2018
[quote author=desiregold post=68545128] cheesy cheesy cheesy.

I will ask for my 25million naira assurance car before i will forgive you.


Anyway, i pray they work things out. i am tired of reading about divorce here and there. [/quote
And will gladly pay wink


I hope too . Marriages too shaky nowadays angry
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye To Divorce Wife For Giving Birth To An Albino - Made4naija.com by Onisokuso1(m): 5:52pm On Jun 16, 2018
[q cryuote author=desiregold post=68542807] You are right too. She shd allow the DNA

But, if i am your wife and you ask for DNA, i will oblige you, But, after the DNA, that will be the end of that marriage. I see no need of any relationship without trust. It means you indirectly called me your wife a w.h.ore.[/quote]

True u have a point but then I will beg u then rolling in the floor and holding ur legs angry with tears , please don't leave me cry please don't kill me !! :'

Lol ladies don't leave marriages like that last Las u go feel for me as u get soft heart as I go too beg u cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye To Divorce Wife For Giving Birth To An Albino - Made4naija.com by Onisokuso1(m): 5:11pm On Jun 16, 2018
[quote author=peacettw post=68542472]It is an insult to the wife. Haba... Let's all reason well now. Indirectly, he is saying he doesn't trust the wife. The marriage is already half gone, DNA or no DNA [/quote
In order word

If u find yourself in such a situation where ur husband doubts the paternity of ur child and calls for a DNA test . Are u saying will rather allow a hole in your marriage which would lead to divorce than get the DNA test done ? So as to shame him at the end ? angry
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye To Divorce Wife For Giving Birth To An Albino - Made4naija.com by Onisokuso1(m): 5:02pm On Jun 16, 2018
anigold:
there's nothing wrong in doing DNA test but is also dumb to think that a woman"s sex chromosome determines the sex of a child...

Stop contradicting yourself . They ain't talking about sex of a child here . Read again and understand angry
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye To Divorce Wife For Giving Birth To An Albino - Made4naija.com by Onisokuso1(m): 4:58pm On Jun 16, 2018
desiregold:
If this is true, then he is sick.

He is light skinned, His wife is equally light skinned too. What was he expecting to give birth to? A charcoal baby?

And it's funny how u didn't address the issue about the lady refusing dna test .

If she was sure of herself , she should have allowed him carry out the DNA test so that he can look Stupid at the end .


But she denied and u are calling for Mike's head . The rate at which it's going . It's tending to the age where all men will begin to do DNA test at birth . Just to avoid stories that touch angry
Celebrities / Re: Biography Of Jiganbabaoja| Abimbola Kazeem| Sho Mo Age Mi Ni Crooner And Actor by Onisokuso1(m): 10:10am On Jun 16, 2018
tballeyy:
Nigerian always trending nonsense things

As in I just tire . Imagine the fuckery on a cool Saturday angry
Travel / Re: Lagos New BRT Buses: Analyzing The Facts And Figures - Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 8:05am On Jun 16, 2018
TDonald:
Good Development

But

What happens to the danfo drivers and their danfo busses, will the Government employ them

Yes they will be trained for the new transport phase
Sports / Re: Portugal Vs Spain: World Cup 2018 - 3 - 3 (Full-Time) by Onisokuso1(m): 3:01pm On Jun 15, 2018
Jh0wsef:
2x and under 3.5
Over 3.5 too sure no try am o angry shocked

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