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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by Onisokuso1(m): 12:30pm On Apr 04, 2018
coolh3ad:


Since you no gree talk again.

Peter crouch scored a bicycle kick for Liverpool against Galatasaray in the 2006 champions league...so
compare his with Ronaldo’s and at what stage ? Galatasaray to Juve ... Liverpool vs Galataaaray and Juve vs Realmadrid. U see the difference angry. Quarterfinal vs group stage angry

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by Onisokuso1(m): 12:27pm On Apr 04, 2018
coolh3ad:


Please answer na. Is C. RONALDO the first person to score a bicycle kick in the champions league?. You Ronaldo fans can like to argue blindly ehn. Na wa o. C. Ronaldo is a great player. No doubt. But make una no dey argue blindly.....
he may not be but his was massive as in MASSIVE angry
Education / Re: The Ordeal And Triumph Of A Female Colleague On Campus by Onisokuso1(m): 12:08pm On Apr 04, 2018
However good this write up seems .yup destroyed every atom of credence by not pinpointing the lady with the story line . I read carefully and was hoping to see the beautiful lady at the end but it was all fable which anyone could come up with . I’m disappointed I read that story till the end . angry embarassed

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by Onisokuso1(m): 11:33am On Apr 04, 2018
coolh3ad:


Peter Crouch. So?
against which team sir angry
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by Onisokuso1(m): 11:30am On Apr 04, 2018
coolh3ad:


For bicycle kick wey Mata, Rooney, Andy Carroll, Berbatov, Crouch score. Not to mention the ones wey Ronaldinho (Daddy) score and Ibrahimovic's famous 30 yards bicycle kick. . So if all these people did it in the past, it's not a new thing. A professional footballer should be able to do the Bicycle kick with ease my brother. So talk another one......
who among them did it in UCL ? angry
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by Onisokuso1(m): 11:29am On Apr 04, 2018
Wow his goal was so excellent that the whole Nigeria came to this thread to view shocked Wow ! I have never seen this kinda crowd on a single thread on nairaland . Neverrr ever shocked. My boy so good . See traffic cool
Celebrities / Re: Sotayo Sobola Stuns In Native Attire And Makeup by Onisokuso1(m): 9:58am On Apr 04, 2018
Idi eleyi ma dun la baje kiss

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Romance / Re: Share Your Craziest Sexual Escapades here by Onisokuso1(m): 3:38pm On Apr 03, 2018
Facebooker:
Good things like these only come by once in a while.
Too much 2 minute men in the world these days smiley
I licked my neighbors bombom after one thing led to th other , her dstv wasn’t working well and as a specialist I helped her fixed it . Before then we don dey talk nasty. That day I pounded her silly but much of it was eating her ass yummy. Uhmm kiss

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Lolu Kisses And Romances Anto Passionately by Onisokuso1(m): 3:19pm On Apr 03, 2018
Jamiubond009:
Lol.... U
LolU cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Housemates Up For Possible Eviction This Week by Onisokuso1(m): 11:47pm On Apr 02, 2018
computer0810:
cee c nominated the 2 ladies flirting with tobi
obviously , she is damn in love with Tobi and dude is treating her to it . wink
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cee-C's Side Boobs Flashed In Braless Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 4:02pm On Apr 02, 2018
blessedweapon:
The breast took a nosedive into bermuda
hahahahahah cheesy grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cee-C's Side Boobs Flashed In Braless Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 4:01pm On Apr 02, 2018
thundafire:
Hmm too much sacking from big babies with adult teeth
cheesy grin hahahahaha
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cee-C's Side Boobs Flashed In Braless Photos by Onisokuso1(m): 3:58pm On Apr 02, 2018
xpressng:
lubbish

obey the wind bo0bs
Olympus has fallen
hahahahah Lolu be dt grin
Celebrities / Re: Naomi Campbell And The Dream Catchers, Ikorodu Dance Kids Hang Out In Lagos by Onisokuso1(m): 11:33am On Apr 02, 2018
Qaisar1:
After watching EMPIRE, I just don't like her anymore!
after watching MoSalad black my love for her doubles

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Iyanya Wants Teddy A To Record Song With Him, Bisola Reacts by Onisokuso1(m): 11:05am On Apr 02, 2018
TrendsVibes:



Thirded!!!!
fourteth!!!! undecided
Health / Re: FUNMI COCONUTS: 100% UNADULTERATED COCONUT OIL, COCONUT FLOUR, COCONUT FUFU by Onisokuso1(m): 6:45pm On Mar 19, 2018
Wow shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Buys His Younger Brother A Chevrolet To Celebrate His Birthday by Onisokuso1(m): 1:53pm On Mar 19, 2018
tyconcepts:


We have a thread on everything coconuts.... Kindly check it out https://www.nairaland.com/4158801/funmi-coconuts-100-unadulterated-coconut

You can also follow us on instagram : @funmicoconuts for recipes and everything coconuts.


Thanks.

I don't do ig anymore angry u should be on Twitter angry

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Buys His Younger Brother A Chevrolet To Celebrate His Birthday by Onisokuso1(m): 12:34pm On Mar 19, 2018
tyconcepts:


Yes Sir..... It's the best thing since sliced bread grin

Wow shocked how did u arrive at that from coconut shocked

Where r u shocked
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Buys His Younger Brother A Chevrolet To Celebrate His Birthday by Onisokuso1(m): 2:51pm On Mar 18, 2018
tyconcepts:
He didn't buy him a new one.... He gifted him his old car.

Did I hear u say coconut fufu and amala angry shocked
Family / Re: Omg by Onisokuso1(m): 6:10pm On Mar 15, 2018
Mophasa:


Funny, its unfortunate I don't argue with kids

Oga komot hia angry Can u imagine such gibberish

Ogbeni go sit down, imagine, because u helped to re-unite , u begin beg foro ET to go for one burial ceremony somewhere .

Haba shocked . It's shameful. In fact because u helped to, u shouldn't have opened your mouth to ask for that from them. But from your epistle up there and the tone. Only shows the kinda guy u are sad

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Education / Re: If These Pills Were Real, Which Would You Pick? by Onisokuso1(m): 4:31pm On Mar 15, 2018
angry 3
wink 1
kiss 9

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Business / Re: Fatima Dangote Glows At Her Bridal Shower (Photos) by Onisokuso1(m): 1:12pm On Mar 15, 2018
Omo jo baba re lopolopo angry
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Reacts To Dream Catchers, Ikorodu Kid Dance Group's Love by Onisokuso1(m): 4:58pm On Mar 13, 2018
Liftkid:
did she send them money?

Lol o boyyy cheesy

See mentality, typical of a liftkid ... "Brother lap me" when I was young when we don spend tfare after school hour. But as I grow my mentality don change.


Bros ... Wehdone sir wink

cry
Celebrities / Re: “I Want To See Your Dick” - Bobrisky Tells Man In A Male Toilet by Onisokuso1(m): 2:55pm On Mar 13, 2018
And him no fit land am better slap angry

Make him or her brain reset angry
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Alex Not Mature Enough To Handle N45m – Anto by Onisokuso1(m): 2:03pm On Mar 13, 2018
Viicfuntop:


True talk. Stop criticizing from now. Thank you

shocked shocked

U were the one I caught eating amala with abula last week in Sangotedo shocked


I smiled and wanted to toast u but u missed ur meat and bit your tongue due to my infectious smile. angry Can u remember shocked

So sorry for what happened, I didn't believe I could see u online shocked

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Sports / Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Onisokuso1(m): 12:18am On Mar 13, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know you have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.

This past Saturday, this happened for real.

Sergio Ramos of Realmadrid left the pitch to the toilet during a game . You can find out . He even pooed on himself before getting to the loo angry

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Family / Re: Man Blasts His Daughter Over Her Profile Photo by Onisokuso1(m): 11:25pm On Mar 12, 2018
Onosy:
Everyone just keep bashing the dad and other parents forgetting that they will be a parent someday.

THe dad asked her question just to know if she was sure about what she was doing. Her response to her dad and bringing the private chat with her dad to social media shows how irresponsible she is, I bet she won't respond to her BF like that. A girl that don't respect her dad, how will she respect her husband?

We don't know where she was coming from, the dad probably knows her more than we all and the context with which the dad asked that question is also unknown.

So, do not judge when u hear just a bit part of d story and ofcourse young people these days act like they know it all, but end up achieving nothing compared to what their parents did when they were their age. everything has its place including modernization.

Who knows if the girl had changed the dp before putting the news out . Might have been she wore a looose clothing typical of a slut undecided
Family / Re: Man Blasts His Daughter Over Her Profile Photo by Onisokuso1(m): 11:20pm On Mar 12, 2018
LesbianBoy:
Youths of nowadays. They will just use their other whatsapp line and send messages to themselves claiming it's their parent that sent it to them. All because they want to trend angry

Na only u sharp for here. angry
Phones / Re: Why You Should Use Your Real Name On Facebook: True Life Story by Onisokuso1(m): 5:00pm On Mar 12, 2018
1realBobby:
my cousin sent me a request the other day, I Didn't accept because I never knew it was her... imagine the name.. ' dhat cute bae called totoranking'
cheesy grin

BABA abeg small small cheesy

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Phones / Re: Why You Should Use Your Real Name On Facebook: True Life Story by Onisokuso1(m): 4:41pm On Mar 12, 2018
AerialMapper:
A lesson to a certain region whose people love to anglicize their names. You’ll see Horlarmedey, Towloolorpe, Henihorla....

Ur name ehn, AreaMbappe ... Na u dey play ball for area. U go sabi nod pass Mbappe o
Phones / Re: Why You Should Use Your Real Name On Facebook: True Life Story by Onisokuso1(m): 4:40pm On Mar 12, 2018
That3:
Yoruba people wouldn't like this. You always see them with names like Mhiz slim shady, Mhizta Horlar, Phemmy etc Even the miss and Mr isn't spelt correctly. I don't know which planet these Afonjas came from.

From planet Norbit wink
Phones / Re: Long Lasting Battery? Things To Avoid While Charging by Onisokuso1(m): 9:43am On Mar 12, 2018
Chikita66:
About number 4) With what PHCN is doing sombori eh, charging phone overnight is now a norm, if the phone want make him spoil, I go buy another one

Don't buy another one. Phcn will buy , that's the new rule o. Provided their power spoil ur fone angry

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