marenx:
A christian doesn't speak like that.

Who told you they are Christians
Also , war has always been part n parcel of the old religion .

PrincessJr:
I also feel like insulting someone here

Insult then

athaboi:
Why this guy no be president abeg

His strategy is working on you already

Campaign strategy . Baba dey try buy us down coz baba get ambition

Ogbeni nothing for u even if

teemotee:
what do they mean by 080corona? how are they going to dial it

Check your torchlight phones or phones with button . The corresponding numbers to those letters are the numbers you replace them with

C = 2
O = 6
R = 7
O = 6
N = 6
A = 2

08000CORONA = 08000267662

Iamtony:
Hmm left for me the 35 should just be eliminated to save the thousands that will suffer this. Nigeria is not capable at all there's no need they trying

Would you suggest this if your blood brother or sister was among ?

Shibaraba:
Na so one boy go greet him friend with elbow for my area. He mistakenly go chop egede . Them no know say some boys observe them. The beating Wey them chop ehn. Na two crates of trophy beer them take for my hand so as to free the boys.

If you dey chop elbow chow am with sense. If e turn egede you're on your own.

Timaya kuku sing am
Maloje egede maloje egede maloje egede owe

Which one be egede again nau

FuckAllTheMODs:
Dem no talk anything since o...

Abeg, e make sense make I report a suspected case and how can I do that?

A friend who happens to be a flat mate has been sneezing and coughing since 2 days ago and he didn't isolate himself, he even went to work today.

I'm not comfortable with him around me anymore.

I need advice on what to do, please!

Dial 08000267662

Lilimax:
I go school well well!
Wetin happen this omo kekere?

He asked a valid question


I no sure say you go school . E no show at all

okorotalkative:
yo yo, you kidding right?

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Cassidy

Girl of you wanna come to my hotel ...

PasD:
Listen to this man and you will wonder what kind of human being he is....I promise you

In the positive or negative ?

willyjacs:
What has the north not liking education got to do with suspending schools because of corona virus?

True true,many are mad but few are roaming

Bro I thought i was the only one from South who reasoned like this . Our people are just too vainglorious and overconceited .


As for me , I commend these governors because in all th insults and lack of education my people down here are shouting . These governors have made the right decision to safeguard the lives of their people .

Wonder when our governors will follow suit . You ban religious gathering of more than 50 but leave th schools who can b up to 200 . Any sense in that? Or are schools resistant to the virus ?

FuckThaMod:
Zubby don't mind them.. I've never seen a tribe so biased and hypocritical like those people. Just last night my little sister was telling me nice thing about her yoruba friends she met in school, i felt like giving her the dirtiest slap ever. She was lucky she was meters away from me.. I've warned the brat to face her study and don't mingle with people, especially ofe mmanu people. One day i will give her a huge scar if she refuses to listen.

Lol see what tribalism is leading you to ? Bro beware else you will commit murder .

Dyt:


It's crazy
I need to go check myself too


That's one of the things that makes life fun

Yuuright

Dyt:


Clown

I can't wait to see NO TIME TO DIE and BLACK WIDOW

Anticipating

Good . . You must be a movie freak

Dyt:


Oya sorry

You likey?

Yup I actually do . Although not so much . Perhaps the fun I had with friends made me

Dyt:


Stop stalking me


You lie
You haven't seen it

why did you say i haven't .

Ughh

Dyt:
I saw BLOODSHOT over the weekend and it's not what I expected but for the love of Vin

Maybe if I see again, I might love every of it
Can not tell


Am I alone in this?

Blood shot cool

Dyt:
Present

vanida6:
is in her front...

Did you study law

Na dis wans kill CeeCee. Ever since they arrived . We no hear the again

24kmagic:


Exactly!
January 2002
I was in Ikeja police barracks then.
Pandemonium everywhere.
We moved from Lagos the following Saturday and since then, I've never stepped my feet there.
Lost contact with so many good people cos phones weren't common then.
Lagos is scary walai

Baba u mean biz gan o . U never come back after 18 years .

sexiestharam:
Living in this country everyday is dangerous. its amazing how some people even live up to 70 years here.

It's not amazing

Edoziesmart:


Programming ko cyber fraud ni

If you know you know

Hahahaha yahoooo