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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Sends N100,000 To A Man Who Insulted Him Online by Onisokuso1(m): 8:27am On Mar 30
PrincessJr:
I also feel like insulting someone here

Insult then
Religion / Re: Can I Postpone My Tithe Till Next Payment? by Onisokuso1(m): 1:59pm On Mar 26
cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by Onisokuso1(m): 9:50am On Mar 26
athaboi:
Why this guy no be president abeg

His strategy is working on you already cheesy

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by Onisokuso1(m): 9:48am On Mar 26
Campaign strategy . Baba dey try buy us down grin cheesy coz baba get ambition grin

Ogbeni nothing for u even if angry

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Participants At The Recent AVMCA Might Be Exposed, Should Self-Isolate by Onisokuso1(m): 3:30pm On Mar 24
teemotee:
what do they mean by 080corona? how are they going to dial it

Check your torchlight phones or phones with button . The corresponding numbers to those letters are the numbers you replace them with

C = 2
O = 6
R = 7
O = 6
N = 6
A = 2

08000CORONA = 08000267662

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Health / Re: Nigeria Reports First Coronavirus Death by Onisokuso1(m): 11:16am On Mar 23
Iamtony:
Hmm left for me the 35 should just be eliminated to save the thousands that will suffer this. Nigeria is not capable at all there's no need they trying

Would you suggest this if your blood brother or sister was among ? angry

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Wike And Fashola Greet With Elbow Bump Today In Rivers by Onisokuso1(m): 4:21pm On Mar 19
Shibaraba:
Na so one boy go greet him friend with elbow for my area. He mistakenly go chop egede . Them no know say some boys observe them. The beating Wey them chop ehn. Na two crates of trophy beer them take for my hand so as to free the boys.

If you dey chop elbow chow am with sense. If e turn egede you're on your own.

Timaya kuku sing am
Maloje egede maloje egede maloje egede owe

Which one be egede again nau
Health / Re: COVID-19: Burkina Faso Politician Dies. 'Prepare For Worst', WHO Warns Africa by Onisokuso1(m): 2:19pm On Mar 19
FuckAllTheMODs:
Dem no talk anything since o...

Abeg, e make sense make I report a suspected case and how can I do that?

A friend who happens to be a flat mate has been sneezing and coughing since 2 days ago and he didn't isolate himself, he even went to work today.

I'm not comfortable with him around me anymore.

I need advice on what to do, please!

Dial 08000267662
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Indian Contractor At Dangote Refinery Tests Negative by Onisokuso1(m): 4:21am On Mar 19
Lilimax:
I go school well well!
Wetin happen this omo kekere? embarassed

He asked a valid question


I no sure say you go school . E no show at all angry
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Joshua Selman In UK, Shocked As Members Refuse To Hold Hand by Onisokuso1(m): 4:09am On Mar 19
okorotalkative:
yo yo, you kidding right?


Cassidy

Girl of you wanna come to my hotel ...

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Joshua Selman In UK, Shocked As Members Refuse To Hold Hand by Onisokuso1(m): 4:09am On Mar 19
PasD:
Listen to this man and you will wonder what kind of human being he is....I promise you

In the positive or negative ?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Governors shutdown schools in North West, North Central for 30 days by Onisokuso1(m): 2:08am On Mar 19
willyjacs:
What has the north not liking education got to do with suspending schools because of corona virus?

True true,many are mad but few are roaming

Bro I thought i was the only one from South who reasoned like this . Our people are just too vainglorious and overconceited angry .


As for me , I commend these governors because in all th insults and lack of education my people down here are shouting . These governors have made the right decision to safeguard the lives of their people . angry

Wonder when our governors will follow suit . You ban religious gathering of more than 50 but leave th schools who can b up to 200 . Any sense in that? Or are schools resistant to the virus ?
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by Onisokuso1(m): 5:28pm On Mar 17
FuckThaMod:
Zubby don't mind them.. I've never seen a tribe so biased and hypocritical like those people. Just last night my little sister was telling me nice thing about her yoruba friends she met in school, i felt like giving her the dirtiest slap ever. She was lucky she was meters away from me.. I've warned the brat to face her study and don't mingle with people, especially ofe mmanu people. One day i will give her a huge scar if she refuses to listen.

Lol see what tribalism is leading you to ? Bro beware else you will commit murder . grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Onisokuso1(m): 8:43pm On Mar 16
Dyt:


It's crazy
I need to go check myself too


That's one of the things that makes life fun

Yuuright
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Onisokuso1(m): 7:53pm On Mar 16
Dyt:


Clown

I can't wait to see NO TIME TO DIE and BLACK WIDOW

Anticipating

Good . . You must be a movie freak wink
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Onisokuso1(m): 7:18pm On Mar 16
Dyt:


Oya sorry

You likey?

Yup I actually do . Although not so much . Perhaps the fun I had with friends made me cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Onisokuso1(m): 4:38pm On Mar 16
Dyt:


Stop stalking me
angry angry angry angry

You lie
You haven't seen it
undecided undecided undecided

angry sad why did you say i haven't angry.

Ughh undecided
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Onisokuso1(m): 4:21pm On Mar 16
Dyt:
I saw BLOODSHOT over the weekend and it's not what I expected but for the love of Vin

Maybe if I see again, I might love every of it
Can not tell
undecided

Am I alone in this?

Blood shot cool
Family / Re: Celibate, Come Inside by Onisokuso1(m): 4:19pm On Mar 16
Dyt:
Present

tongue tongue
Celebrities / Re: Motunrayo Oluwakemi: Men Can't Take Eyes Off My Butts by Onisokuso1(m): 9:48pm On Mar 15
vanida6:
is in her front...

Did you study law
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke And Tacha's Outfits To AMVCA 2020 Awards (photos) by Onisokuso1(m): 8:25pm On Mar 15
Na dis wans kill CeeCee. Ever since they arrived . We no hear the again cheesy
Politics / Re: NEMA: Lagos explosion not caused by oil pipeline vandalism by Onisokuso1(m): 2:38pm On Mar 15
24kmagic:


Exactly!
January 2002
I was in Ikeja police barracks then.
Pandemonium everywhere.
We moved from Lagos the following Saturday and since then, I've never stepped my feet there.
Lost contact with so many good people cos phones weren't common then.
Lagos is scary walai

Baba u mean biz gan o . U never come back after 18 years . cool
Politics / Re: NEMA: Lagos explosion not caused by oil pipeline vandalism by Onisokuso1(m): 2:30pm On Mar 15
sexiestharam:
Living in this country everyday is dangerous. its amazing how some people even live up to 70 years here.

It's not amazing angry
Politics / Re: Osborn Nwaze, Governor Umahi's Son Who Was His Campaign Director by Onisokuso1(m): 12:27pm On Mar 15
Edoziesmart:


Programming ko cyber fraud ni

If you know you know


Hahahaha yahoooo grin
Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Sanusi At His Lagos Residence by Onisokuso1(m): 7:33pm On Mar 14
Witcher:
wink

Kindly follow back
Politics / Re: Osborn Nwaze, Governor Umahi's Son Who Was His Campaign Director by Onisokuso1(m): 3:39pm On Mar 14
Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr

You must be a real niggarrr

Me nor dey use the huzzle play
Na both day and night
You see that picture below
Na my santum ( inner room where you huzzle only)
Constant communication and bombing with those computers





Baba huzzle o
Make your children for still school abroad
Don't be comfortable until your bank account is fit niggarrr
May we not stay broke for too long

Programming ?

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