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EducationRe: Who Can Unlock The Figures Of Speech This Image Depicts by onleek(m): 3:46pm On Mar 09, 2019
I was hoping not to *spill the beans* but I guess the *cat’s got my tongue*. Let me *put my best foot forward* before I grow *cold feet* and I am *left in tatters*
The *Ace up my sleave* is not a *red herring* nor is *she living in his shadow*. I would rather keep * my cards close to my chest* with the *joker in the pack* rather than *serve it all on a silver platter* as it’s *a piece of cake*
Oh see how *time flies* some of us have already *tied the knot* and others have unfortunately *kicked the bucket*
Some may say *i have a loose screw in my head * to which I say *screw you* and don’t *put all your eggs in one bucket*.
Anyways I wasn’t born with *a silver spoon in my mouth* I just *cracked the egg to make the omelette* It’s really not a *hard nut to crack* but you just need to *pull up your socks*, get the *joker in the pack* not *have your heart up your sleeve* and in no time you will find *the cherry on top* and soon you will find the two figures of speech that *wormed out of my head* because this narrative has [b]*more holes than a Swiss cheese[*

Copied......lolz
EducationRe: Who Can Unlock The Figures Of Speech This Image Depicts by onleek(m): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2019
She slept soundly in soil
So busy trying to accomplish ten million things at once
He just kicked the bucket
Nail it on the head
Times flies
Born with silver spoon
,…....kindly bring on the rest
PoliticsRe: I Got This In The 'vision Of The Night' by onleek(m): 7:53am On Feb 23, 2019
Great visionary master, u must really v retentive memory for u to v remembered all this digit that u r shown in ur vision. We need someone like u to b our president considering ur memory capability.

Even in the news last week, INEC confirmed that 14m Nigerians registered n only 4m only collected PVCs. Judging by ur figures, it is more than what Adamu supplied in his info.

Abeg talk true, shey u b bet9ja agent
RomanceRe: Meet Maame Afiba Bessa Who Gets Bored Dating One Man For Long by onleek(m): 7:28am On Jul 27, 2018
Many of us are really good as a critic. While she was able to express discerning issues bordering her heart, many of us will still end up condemning such act. I will want to believe that majority here can think over people's challenges and so recommends solution while issues affecting their daily life and that of closer relatives are there killing them gradually.

I will submit that, you should sit and have reflection on your activities and know what befits you.

One way or the other, no matter what is making us looking same direction, we cannot see same things. The moment you realise a matter to be an issue, it will be so disturbing as you will be filled with thoughts of getting off such shit.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan Takes A Dip In The Pool In Bikini (Photo) by onleek(m): 7:01pm On Jul 04, 2018
What u r seeing is :on't breast because the nipples ain't displayed. ButOur Oyinbo-Afrika mentality. kindly try and upload a breast that is yet to loose prestige.. Please shocked cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan Takes A Dip In The Pool In Bikini (Photo) by onleek(m): 7:00pm On Jul 04, 2018
What u r seeing is breast because the nipples ain't displayed. But kindly try and upload a breast that is yet to loose prestige
EducationRe: 5 Teachers Sacked For Impregnating SS3 Student In Kebbi; The Student Expelled by onleek(m): 6:54pm On Jul 04, 2018
1. They are dating her seperately
2. Without or with the consent of the sacked teachers?
3. Without or with consent of the concerned student?
4. Who is responsible for the pregnancy?
5.. What is the take of the victim's parent or guardian?

Well, reports of the committee wasn't submitted.


Hmm God help us...train ur child ooo
RomanceRe: Slay Queens Storm Quilox Club In Braless Cleveage-Baring Outfit (Photo) by onleek(m): 6:08pm On Jul 04, 2018
The potential stage which our ladies are aspiring. They will confirm to you that, until one sees the nipples, one can't claimed to have seen the breast. That is to say nipples r what niggas are paying to see.

If they public office holder, I just pray its not part of my share in national treasury oooo
RomanceRe: "Don't Go To Their House If You Don't Want Sex" - Lady Says On Twitter by onleek(m): 9:37am On Jul 04, 2018
Judging from act and motives of our ladies outside now, no feelings and if there is nothing to tag feelings the ladies never developed thoughts of visiting. If u r visiting as a Lady, I believed something triggered the visitation. Lust for the guy indirectly and trying to hide in the open pretending not to have feelings . at times most of you try scare away the guy by trying to make demand for certain amount. If the guy isn't someone who will say know to ur request or demand and can't afford to let go considering his investment so far.

The problems lies with our ladies demonstrating ghost love while trying to swindle the little cash the guy possess because u want to prove smartness that u didn't acquire. Am sorry ...our ladies should help matters too.
CelebritiesRe: Lagos Guys Offer Bernice Burgos Money For Sex - Kayode Claims by onleek(m): 7:15am On Oct 17, 2017
Left to me paying the $10k isn't a problem. The question is, will the only first payment makeher endorse me a LIFE CONTRACT AGREEMENTS?
PoliticsRe: Frenchman: "Africans Are Murderers, Criminals, Fraudsters In Suit" by onleek(m): 11:27am On Sep 30, 2017
Qualifying African leaders as a criminal, murders or people of treacherous opinion by this Frenchman in a United State Conference needs not to be overlook by African leaders..

To be frank, if United State cannot bring the man who staged the peaceful protest to in proffering lasting solutions to the criminal and murderous act, as discribed by him, then in.means American government have the full knowledge of inviting animals to its congress.

It is really becoming unbecoming of playing this hide and seek games. This Frenchman shoulfbe allow to divulge what he has and let's check if there is any element of truth.
RomanceRe: A Lady's Reply To A Guy Who Asked For Her Hand In Marriage On WhatsApp by onleek(m): 8:18am On Sep 29, 2017
Hmm, do not blame the lady, she just want to hook up and get her pay with no strings attached, I will just say she is reminding the guy to double her hustle.

Also,I just feel like *oyinbo* should built a machine that can read the metre of the that thing between the thighs o these ladies, by then we shall see if the percentage of SISTER MARY(IES) will not increase rapidly,as most will not like to undergo such exercise.

LWKMH
RomanceSingle Ladies, Can You Just Help? Hmm by onleek(op): 9:03am On Sep 19, 2017
It's becoming unbecoming of me to be having my memory engulfed with thoughts of a lady. I have tried times without number to figure out why most ladies developed interest in hook up, instead of starting a family to work alongside.

You talk to "A", she is hooked, talked to " B", she is engaged, but try make a research on their various claims, you will get to know that, they are only hooked to one non-existing ghost. Do not be surprise that such lady have a lover who she pays bills but distracting the destination of other peeps on queue.

Kindly separate your wants from needs[b][/b]. These are just totally different.

Please, Single ladies' response will be highly appreciated.

Is it PAY or FAMILY?
Oseni Olalekan
CelebritiesRe: Adunnie Ade Meets Fatai Azeez, A 13-Year-Old Makeup Artist (Photos) by onleek(m): 8:34am On Sep 19, 2017
This is a good decision considered by Adunnie Ade. She was moved by his professionalism at such tender age, she doesn't know how to encourage him, an she decided to take it online. I think it's a very good manner of encouraging without intention o taking credits smiley
CelebritiesRe: “I Get Paid To Have Sex,” Funmi Iyanda Tells Man Hunting For A Sugar Mummy by onleek(m): 9:59am On Sep 11, 2017
Well, from my point of view, the screenshot indicating the conversation ought to have showed what preempted this display.

Judging by her response, what did Adams said before she replied, Aww!
CelebritiesRe: Braless Fella Makafui At Ghana Tertiary Awards (Photo) by onleek(m): 10:09am On Oct 28, 2016
U may wish to say hello to ur fans in area like ajegunle, mushin or Ikeja, but don't complain if someone try to feel the softness of ur package cheesy

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