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SportsRe: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Onlinebar: 6:23pm On Aug 14, 2023
Wasted player
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Graduate Management Accelerated Programme (GMAP) 2023 by Onlinebar: 9:14pm On Jul 13, 2023
Icynthie:
I got a mail for tech assessment tomorrow
Pls who has an idea of what it’s about🙏🏻?
Tech assessment for GMAP? Is it after CBI or do you mind sharing a screenshot
PoliticsRe: South-East Politicians Meet With Igbo Businessmen In Lagos. by Onlinebar: 10:23pm On Jun 30, 2023
Think home......I can't overemphasize this enough
RomanceRe: I Find It Hard To Keep Friends Please Help!!!! by Onlinebar: 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2023
Ronaldo723:
I find it so extremely difficult to keep friends before you say Jack we have gotten issues don't know what's wrong with me


I can stay in the house for a week without my neighbors knowing I'm around


Please I need help my social lifestyle is dead
You're better off with a computer or a dog than 99% of humans

Goodluck finding that 1%
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Jokes, Laughs And Hugs African Leaders As They Arrive In Russia (Video) by Onlinebar: 6:51am On Jun 18, 2023
Creeper:
This looks good. Good move by African leaders.

I hope the AU would stand firm and condemn the treatment these people received in Poland yesterday. That was one of the most disrespectful treatment of leaders I have ever seen. And I doubt Poland has the balls to do it unitarily - the order came from Washington, London, Paris and Brussels. What happened in Poland yesterday is a lesson to idiotic Africans that are stuck on eating western diicks - they’ll always treat you like a monkey regardless of your status.

Putin and Xi are running circles around the squares of these inbred western leaders. By the time they’re done with the west - a lot of western countries would be asking for bailout from Africa, like Portugal did with Angola. You know their time is up when you start hearing phrases like, “attack against our values”, lol. The values they have: imperialism, following nazism by invading non-white countries and domination. They pushed their luck too far with Russia and this is the beginning of the end of their era.

Too bad Gaddafi isn’t alive to witness this paradigm shift in geopolitics, at a time when Africa needs a strong and boisterous leader. Ramaphosa of South Africa is doing a decent job but he tends to be too diplomatic sometimes. But I like Naledi Pandor - she’s Mama Africa - strong, fearless, articulate and her British English is impeccable. Hopefully, she’ll become South Africa’s president after Ramaphosa.
I love that woman Naledi Pandor with all my heart...... Someone worth emulating
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by Onlinebar: 1:02am On May 27, 2023
Joeshuwa:
Someone sent me a compiled one they took picture of although there are no answers attached to it... whats your mail lemme send it to you.
I'm still looking for sha
Hi please can you send me the past questions I'll be grateful

webserviceport@gmail.com


Thank you
BusinessRe: Kdp Publishing Journey, What Are Your Challenges? by Onlinebar: 2:10am On May 14, 2023
My question is how can you I write the content of the book as I'm not a gifted writer......like you finish doing keyword research, how do you get the ideas and content for that book title
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Graduate Management Accelerated Programme (GMAP) 2023 by Onlinebar:
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Graduate Management Acceleration Programme (GMAP) 2022 by Onlinebar:
OMOIBUKUN:
Those interested in the past questions can drop email address or phone number
...
PoliticsRe: ARCON Sues Facebook Owner Meta, Demands N30 Billion by Onlinebar: 11:46am On May 03, 2023
If Facebook is smart, they would call Davido grin
PhonesRe: MTN Data No Longer Lasts by Onlinebar: 9:33am On Apr 25, 2023
Ybholy:
Can you post a picture of it here? I’m interested to buy it for someone
Don't waste your money on MTN 4G mifi.......It overheats when connected to a laptop, and you can't use it until it cools down after like 24hrs....... don't waste your money.......buy swift or spectranet or anything asides MTN
PhonesRe: MTN Data No Longer Lasts by Onlinebar: 8:59pm On Apr 24, 2023
Complete waste of money......I've abandoned my MTN 4G mifi to rot because of this
RomanceRe: Faithful Men: What Keeps You From Cheating? by Onlinebar: 4:17pm On Apr 19, 2023
Long term thinking
FamilyRe: Father In Tears As DNA Test Confirms Four Out Of Five Children Are Not His by Onlinebar: 10:14pm On Apr 14, 2023
Solsix:
After women still fear women
No. After women, fear God angry
InvestmentRe: 'Arrest Sabinus For Promoting AI Mining Ponzi Scheme' - Nigerians Write EFCC by Onlinebar: 7:37pm On Apr 11, 2023
DonBenny77:
Joke wey sabinus dey joke una don go believe say him be investor true true
grin
Funny people grin
SportsRe: World Athletics Bans Transgender Women From Women's Competition by Onlinebar: 10:49pm On Mar 23, 2023
While I don't support transgenders competing in female sports, this is a classic example of selective feminism grin
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Die Soon, My Time Is Near --- Odumeje by Onlinebar: 6:44pm On Mar 21, 2023
His purpose was to provide us comic relief during the pandemic grin......thank you and goodbye
CrimeRe: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by Onlinebar: 6:24pm On Feb 22, 2023
tobby20:
Today is 21st of February , you know the date lol
As I’m writing this , im sitted on a chair writing this , honestly Idk my drive but I just want to relate with people sha in another level
Guys I’ll do anything to spread this word ‘stay away from crystal meth’ (para , or ice ) as you may know it
Okay let me share a quick personal story with anybody willing to learn #pls criticize me
I started smoking ice like two years after I started smoking marijuana. This also support the saying marijuana is the gateway to other hard drugs .
So I vividly remember when I got home from school then after I graduated , I met an old childhood friend , same area . That was the guy that introduced me to ice. I’ve never smoked anything apart from MJ b4.
The childhood friend name is Quadri , he’s a street nigga my parent warned me to stay away from , as any normal kid I didn’t listen .
Quadri and I connected on another level we became close friends , unknown to people it was smoke that made us close . We started eating together , spend money together , did scam together , lived street life together and surely smoked together . So Quadri has one friend like that his name is musa , this musa guy can smoke ice for Africa . After God fear anybody wey Dey smoke ice .
So there was a day I came into Quadri room and met musa smoking ice , Quadri was also high on ice that day . Guess what ...?
1. It was Quadri who thought musa how to smoke ice , but I didn’t know , it was later I got the news
2. Nothing good about ice - the stupid drug just get you hooked and wanting more always with no plans for yourself

It could be good if used occasionally and channeled towards something that makes sense sha , but nevertheless it’s shit .(Anything that takes away the power of your mind is keeping you still and delaying your evolution)
If you are stopping reading this it’s probably because you are hooked with my creativity lol that what ice does lol .
So rewind to when I met musa in Quadri’s room smoking ice , normal I joined after few persuasion , after all it was not like I didn’t want to get high . The feeling was good but I can’t describe it . That was how I got hooked. I remember smoking it the next day and day after the next , always looking for money to buy crystal meth until I regained my senses and started doing it occasionally.
Now he side effect of crystal meth
You don’t sleep at all , you get moody , you face shows your negative emotions clearly like an open book unlike MJ. You don’t eat all all causing your muscle to eat themself from within , your face muscle looks disgusting . Your mental health gets messed up e.g you can’t control your mind , your will power diminishes , ypu don’t have self discipline and all , and the one I hate most your eyes becomes red and you start sweeting aggressively that you can clean your face and your whole body a total of 250 times a day . I’ve forgotten some sha .
It has some advantages also but I ran out of b3
If I say data now u might think I want to use style to beg .
Pls #criticise me
After women, fear God, then anyone that smokes ice. Please correct the above grin
CrimeRe: I Killed Ogun Couple, Son Over Salary Increment – Suspect by Onlinebar: 4:36am On Feb 11, 2023
abbey621:
It is high time Nigerian government legalize gun ownership for those who are able to submit to yearly psychological evaluation and yearly fee for gun ownership. Imagine these f*ckers met the man with Ak47 or at least 9mm, perhaps the entire family or at least the son could have been saved.
Nobody likes to talk about this here, but it's something I've been pushing for a long time now...... Having guns will level everyone
RomanceRe: Bisexual Men Are Sweet. I Want To Marry A Bisexual Man - Lady (pic/vid) by Onlinebar: 6:56pm On Feb 08, 2023
It's crazy how people are consciously sabotaging themselves
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Onlinebar: 2:37pm On Feb 08, 2023
Djreloaded:
YouTube, Lynda, Udemy.
Boss my problem is not learning the skills..... I've spent a lot of hours on YouTube and Udemy learning web dev, and I'm still learning. Problem is getting a first client.Its seems having only skills won't cut it ....... I really need mentorship, even if na to do free work for you so I can understand the whole process.
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Onlinebar: 9:30am On Feb 08, 2023
Djreloaded:
machine learning,Amazon Db
Teach me work biko ejo
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Onlinebar: 8:35am On Feb 08, 2023
Djreloaded:
let's do an additional 10k before the month ends angry

What a bad month....
Please what service do you sell on Upwork
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Onlinebar: 8:33am On Feb 08, 2023
Why does it seem like it's only writers that do freelancing in Nigeria
TravelRe: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by Onlinebar: 5:19pm On Feb 05, 2023
247Hustler:
Going solo: using freelancing to finance the dream

At the point of quitting my HR job in Lagos, I decided to create an account on Upwork. The site was easy to create an account but I found it difficult to decide what to include and not include so I could make my profile attractive to clients. Nonetheless, I read a couple of things online and used the information to set up my account, and then left the account as there was no time to apply for jobs.

However, a few weeks after I resigned from my job, I got invited for a permanent job that would pay about eight hundred thousand naira (#800,000) per month. It was a US-based company and the client was willing to hire many people for the same role. Since I have never submitted any proposal in the past, I struggled on what to include and not include in the proposal. Due to my inexperience, I couldn’t write a good proposal and answered the screening questions poorly. This made me the only one that did not get the job out the four of us that were invited to apply. Although I didn’t get the job, I was happy I was considered. Then I continued to apply on both LinkedIn and Upwork. I got two other ones around October and November but didn’t earn anything from them.

In December 2021, I was back in Ogun State and penniless again, but this time like the proverbial prodigal son, broke and penniless. My aunt cried when she saw me because she thought I needed stability and I was not going to achieve that with my pattern of life that was filled with costly adventures. She didn’t understand why I couldn’t just continue with my job on the Island since the pay was not totally bad for someone with that year of experience. But for me, it was just a transitional phase towards something bigger.

From January 2022, I became more aggressive with my application, and by the middle of February, I landed a gig with a company in the US. This job took about two months and I earned about one million naira (#1,000,000) for the first time by the end of the project. I later got another long-term project with a company in Ireland. I got other big projects that I declined because they would run throughout the whole year and I was expecting to leave the country before then. Overall and for the first time ever, I made about three million naira (#3,000,000) from freelancing within seven months!
What skill exactly were you offering on Upwork?

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