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Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by onlyhuman: 3:15am On Jun 20, 2020
Musty4ahmed1:
I've tried its not found
Try it now. Just got through
Business / Re: How To Validate Your BVN For The N50billion CBN COVID-19 Loan by onlyhuman: 10:33pm On Jun 18, 2020
Wizzaro2014:


Has anyone received alert after Saturday's text message.
Dear Applicant,
To receive your COVID-19 TCF Loan, click on the link https://covid19.nmfb.com.ng and provide your other account details to receive your funds.
I am having same issues o. I have tried signing severally but it keeps saying my BVN has been submitted previously. I also tried to check history and get the page to change my bank account details but it takes me back to the BVN logging page. Nna mehn... What should one do pls?
Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by onlyhuman: 10:34am On Jun 18, 2020
PietraK:


I just called them, the agent I spoke to said they are attending to a lot of people hence the delay in crediting accounts. That we just have to wait for the crediting

I suspect this to be customer service courtesy to manage complaints and call influx. They don't even wait to answer your further questions before ending the call. Na to go their office sure pass.
Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by onlyhuman: 10:31am On Jun 18, 2020
uyogabie:
No,some got email confirmation while some didn't.

Ok Thanks.

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Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by onlyhuman: 9:39am On Jun 18, 2020
uyogabie:
Try at night, from 12 am to 5am or there about.I did for 3 people but this morning it was showing maximum people exceeded.

Hi, did you get email confirmation. After I completed the application and was successful, no email confirmation till now. Do I need to worry.
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie Celebrates His 62nd Birthday Today by onlyhuman: 10:52am On Jun 16, 2020
ODJ124:
grin grin grin
Saw a lady seated alone at an eatery today. She appeared bored. I wanted to go chat with her, but something held me back.*

*Moments later, an Army Captain walked in and they hugged and kissed.*

*And you think God doesn't work in mysterious ways?*��...


Happy birthday sir...

Your beans for burn today...
Phones / Re: Sold!!! by onlyhuman: 9:10am On Jun 16, 2020
McTobe:
@poster come and buy my own 64gig 40k I Dey find buyer too.
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What is your location, pics and other specs
Health / Re: Coronavirus Is Real. My Friend, A Med Lab Scientist Just Died by onlyhuman: 6:35pm On Jun 07, 2020
EzzyCarter:
Nobody is arguing that it doesn't exist in Nigeria. All we're saying is our government is blowing it out of proportion for their own personal gains and also using the media as a tool for fear mongering.
Don't bother to quote me if you have issues decoding simple English please

When the figures were minimal Nigerians cried that the figures are too small compared to what we may have out there. And that for every case reported, there is 100* more unreported. Everyone urged the govt to scale up testing. After testing is scaled up and large figures are recorded, same Nigerians are crying that figures are out of proportion.... My opinion; No one knows the extent of covid 19 in Nigeria, we thank God that many of our people are asymptomatic to it. However, live responsibly according to the guidelines given, be very observant and always pray. Don't be a statistical count for new cases or worst still, number of deaths. Live responsibly, practise the new personal hygiene methods and healthy living. RIP to the doctor, my condolences to his family and the people of Nigeria for such a loss.

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Religion / Re: 4 Lessons From The Parable Of Talents by onlyhuman: 10:40am On Jun 07, 2020
JourneytoEL:
1. You have a gift from God

Every Christian has a gift from God and these gifts are unequally distributed. Dele can have the gift of prophecy,deliverance and healing while his twin brother Chike can have the gift of singing. Esther can have the gift of evangelism and composing songs while her best friend Dinma can be good at interpreting dreams. No matter how big or small you are you have a gift. Your position and career can also be God's gift to you and you have the responsibility of using the gift/career for the Glory of the God. Been a doctor can be God's gift to you and you have the responsibility of giving the hope of Christ to your patients in despair.

Been a lawyer can be yours and you have the responsibility of fighting for justice. Same with the actors, musicians, lecturers, graphic artists, writers, policemen, instrumentalists, and the list is endless. Even if you are great at swepping and cleaning, use that gift to work for God. Been alive alone is a gift. Your youth and health is also a gift. Ask yourself now, what is my gift and how can I use it to win souls for God.

2. Don't be jealous over your neighbour's gift.

God will only give you what you can handle.
Vs 15 says and He gave each according to his ability. God gave you your gift because in His wisdom he knows you can handle it. So, why get jealous over another's. Can you handle the cross that comes with his gift? Can you withstand the challenges he faced while growing his gift? Don't be envious of another's gift rather praise God for yours and for others too and work towards using yours for His kingdom. Remember, the spirit of envy comes from the enemy, repent of every envious thought you have ever had towards others and pray for the Grace not to do it again.

3. How you use your gift can affect your journey in life.

You have been praying for a promotion at work or more clients and when it does not happen as you wish you say, there is no God, if he exists he hates me. But, the message from God to you today is, how did you work for him with what you had.

Vs 23 says “His master replied, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant! You have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things. The more you labour for God, the higher your elevation according to His wish. Repent from lukewarmness and pray for the anointing to work for him.

4. You will give an account one day.

Always remember that the day is coming when you will stand before His throne and give an account of how you used your gift.

John 15:2 says, He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful. Refuse to be he that bears no fruit today. The best time to make that decision is now. Pray to God for the strength to work for him and he will answer you.

Share other lessons you learnt from this parable.

Good morning OP.

Please also explain this part of the verse that says; Those who have will be given more and those who don't have, even what they have will be taken away from them...
Webmasters / Re: Drop Your Site/blog And Let Me Tell What You Need To Improve. by onlyhuman: 1:28pm On Jun 04, 2020
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Confessed She Fornicated Inside The Church by onlyhuman: 12:50am On May 27, 2020
sunkieisland:
Pele


I have witnessed first hand how the son of men and the daughters of eve commit this travesty in God's house. And it is common with the members of the choir * especially the youth choir in some quarters.

My advice is break things up now....

Bro, write me something to read mbok. If you were a first hand witness, how did it happen abi na you be the person.
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy At Flour Mills Of Nigeria by onlyhuman: 6:39pm On May 21, 2020
FMN was incorporated in September 1960 as a private limited liability company and has been serving the needs of generations of Nigerians ever since. In 1978, FMN became a public limited liability company and its shares were subsequently listed on The Nigerian Stock Exchange.

FMN’s interest in becoming the nation’s leading food business company is furthered by entities operating in agriculture, livestock feed and pasta manufacturing. As such, the collective clout of FMN stands poised to help achieve the company’s objectives whilst simultaneously improving lives.

THE JOB DESCRIPTION
To provide administrative support to the Head of the Business Unit. A success in this role requires a proactive individual who takes initiative as required as well as a good knowledge on the use of office equipment.

JOB DUTIES
Be assertive, tactful and highly diplomatic.
Pay high attentive to details and discrete.
Possess good verbal and written communication
Interpersonal relationship with good customer service skills.
Be highly organized and good time management skills
Must have basic knowledge on Microsoft Office packages (Outlook, Excel, PowerPoint, etc)

THE PERSON MUST
Be assertive, tactful and highly diplomatic.
Pay high attentive to details and discrete.
Possess good verbal and written communication
Interpersonal relationship with good customer service skills.
Be highly organized and good time management skills
Must have basic knowledge on Microsoft Office packages (Outlook, Excel, PowerPoint, etc)

QUALIFICATION
National Diploma in Business Administration/Secretarial Studies/Office Technology Management


EXPERIENCE
Minimum of 2 years cognate experience.

Apply here: https://nedcare..com/2020/05/secretary-vacancy-at-flour-mills-of.html
You can view more vacancies at : www.nedcare..com
Politics / Re: Why We Extended Lockdown By 2 Weeks - Boss Mustapha by onlyhuman: 7:34pm On May 19, 2020
Babyforever:
That's how he'll keep explaining until he run out of word's

Wickedness in high places. This your comment threw me off balance
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies At Gemstone Savings And Loans by onlyhuman: 9:44pm On May 18, 2020
Gemstone Savings and Loans is a micro-credit financial institution with a goal to supporte SME with credit facilities to boast their capacity and production, eventually expand their businesses within their respective sectors.

We are currently recruiting to fill the following positions;

1.) Marketers
2.) Loan Portfolio Officers
3.) Teller Officers
4.) Customer Service Representatives
5.) Credit Officer / Analyst
6.) Branch Supervisor

To apply: https://nedcare..com/
Politics / Re: COVID-19: The True Story Of The 15 Chinese Doctors That Came To Nigeria Exposed by onlyhuman: 10:48am On May 15, 2020
orisa37:
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS GOVERNMENT. 15 MEDICAL SCIENTISTS TURNED TECHNICIANS AND CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, HOW? THEN 17 FOUND IN A BUSH IN OSUN STATE DOING ILLEGAL MINING?

Imagine the govt we brought upon ourselves

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Career / Public Manager Recruitment At Carlcare Nigeria by onlyhuman: 6:14pm On May 14, 2020
Carlcare Development, formerly known as Tecno Telecoms – established in July 2006, is a high-tech company specializing in the R&grin, production, sale and service of mobile communication products. After years of development, Carlcare Development has become an important part of the mobile phone industry and one of the major mobile phone manufacturers in the world. Currently, it has full ownership of three famous mobile phone brands TECNO, itel and Infinix, and an after-sales service brand Carlcare.


We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Public Relations Manager (Public Affairs)

Location: Abuja

For Details and Application: https://nedcare..com/2020/05/public-manager-recruitment-at-carlcare.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Vacancies At Unique Development Services Limited by onlyhuman: 12:33am On May 14, 2020
Unique Development Services Limited is a Multi-disciplinary solutions providing company that provides services in Recruitment and Outsourcing, Human Capital Development, Real Estate and Advisory.

Vacancies exist for the following positions;

* Customer Service
* Sales and Marketing
* IT Personnel
* Human Resources
* Social Media Personnel
* Cashier
* Call Centre Agents

To apply, click: https://nedcare..com/2020/05/job-vacancies-at-unique-development.html
Jobs/Vacancies / E-commerce Specialist And Retail Product Manager Vacancy by onlyhuman: 3:07pm On May 11, 2020
Ruff n Tumble is an eCommerce retail company in Nigeria and specialize in designing and producing clothing for boys and girls from 0-16 yrs with an international appeal. Over the years, we have grown to the No. 1 brand for children’s clothing in Nigeria as well as the leader in our niche market.

Vacancies exist for the following positions:

1. E-commerce Specialist

2. Retail Product Manager

For details and application visit: https://nedcare..com/2020/05/e-commerce-specialist-vacancy-at-ruff-n.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Six Month Contract Job For Contact Center Support Agents (Salary = N75,000) by onlyhuman: 5:22pm On May 09, 2020
A leading financial institution is looking forward to hire Contact Center Support Agent on Contract For Six Month. Candidates must have either H.N.D or B.SC and must not be more than 28 as the time of Application.


For more details, see: https://nedcare..com/2020/05/six-month-contract-job-for-contact.html
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Victory: Orji Uzor Kalu Reacts by onlyhuman: 12:51pm On May 08, 2020
BecomeALandLord:
Haaaaaaaaaa...!!
Naija my country, I hail una..!!
So Orji Uzor will gradually walk home a free man? grin
See levels ooh..!! grin



Meanwhile we sell genuine lands and houses within estates at various locations across Nigeria.

Please send me details and pictures via marceli725@gmail.com. I can get buyers.
Jobs/Vacancies / Group Chief Financial Officer At Kmpg Nigeria by onlyhuman: 12:35pm On May 06, 2020
Our Client is a leading, diversified and dynamic Investment Holding Conglomerate with businesses across the Telecommunication, Agriculture, Real Estate, Hospitality sectors. The organization has enjoyed significant growth over the years and continues to seek partnership for growth across the subsidiaries.

In line with the Company's decision to ensure key roles are filled by qualified candidates with high quality hands-on experience and leadership skills, the Company is looking for an exceptional Group Chief Financial Officer.

The Opportunity - Group Chief Financial Officer;

Reporting to the Group Managing Director,
Group CFO will be responsible for providing strategic and operational direction/ leadership for the Group’s financial planning and management activities.
The role holder will also provide oversight to the finance functions of the subsidiary companies, as they relate to budget management, performance reporting, financial accounting & reporting, and treasury management.

Apply here: [url]nedcare..com[/url]
Politics / Re: The World About To End In Lagos After Lockdown Ease by onlyhuman: 3:20pm On May 04, 2020
Jameskyrian :


Yes, it's from Enugu i later found out, but is it not from same lockdown scenerio in Nigeria....

However, did you by chance see other videos or horrible pictures from Lagos banks too?

Everything isn't about click bait bro

You see your life for outside.... See as you are defending your stupidity. You just took up a video and attached Lagos to it... Fortunately for you, you still hit front page with such... I even dont know what to say about the Mod on this your case.
Celebrities / Re: I Pity People Who Crush On Me Because Of My Photos - Daniella Okeke by onlyhuman: 6:14pm On Apr 26, 2020
Consoling yourself for the reminants you have for your future husband... if at all you will get married eventually. Kai Abatcha!!

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