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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:56pm On Dec 11, 2015
shantelrandy:
Turn on's..MONEY,Tallness,Intelligent,Good cooking skills,romantic, Hanging out..
Turn off's: Stingyness AKA Akagum,Sex freak,Fish Brain ,talking too much and Eating too much.

Obviously you don't joke with money at all grin angry so bluntly stated wink
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:54pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
First and foremost, intelligence! Not just intelligence but a mature, brainy guy who sees deeper than what is obvious... not those ones that think they are brainy but when you try to reason with them, you realize they have the reasoning IQ of a teenager. angry.


A guy who makes me challenge myself and believes in my capabilities, one who pushes me to be better and does so to himself also.

Fairness both in attitude and complexion, lol. He is fair in attitude and judgement and will not cheat to gain something...although he might lie sometimes oooo but its for a very good and neccessary reason. grin

Okay, physical now, light smooth complexion, small narrow eyes that disappears when he smiles or stares at me sexily wink Firm muscled body,no flabs anywhere angry and does wonders with his hands....bad children, I mean he is creative and hardworking.



And to answer what you are thinking, these are the attributes of my husband kiss


Your description of your ideal man is so down to earth... wink

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Crime / Re: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos For Calling Him ‘irresponsible’ by Onlymewakacum(m): 1:30pm On Dec 11, 2015
Marrying the wrong person can send a person to an early grave.
Politics / Re: Dokpesi Returns To Detention As Court Defers Bail Ruling by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:11pm On Dec 10, 2015
HighQue007:
Everyday i get scared of Nigeria and doubt if Nigeria would ever be the Nigeria we dream of, not cos of our greedy politicians but cos the mind of Nigerians have gone soo low...Our politician deprived us good government, loot our funds and has finally succeeded in programming our people's to think through thier mouth, not with thier head anymore..you see them distributing rice and recharge card cos of election and my people are not even ashamed of how much we are ridiculed.

I am not into any party or something but truth be told PMB is really doing fine and i really believe in his cabinet and i believe those guys wont disappoint.

I still cant comprehend why some bast.ard nigerians criticize a few month old Govt. and cant stone a 16years Govt. that took us 50 years backwards. is that not hypocrisy?

GEJ used to be a man i love so much cos of his calm and gentle attitude till i knew he was a scam and used by some cabals to fool Nigerians. They are all a disgrace to the entire human race and to thier religion...they are the reason why some people hate religion. they go to Jerusalem, Mecca and come back and steal in the name of Jesus and Allah then donate tithe in millions to churches and mosque...They distract us with religion and sometimes i wonder why Nigeria is this bad cos we are the most religious and i later realized religion made us vulnerable.

Despite the obvious looting evidence against the past administration i am yet to believe there are still some set of Nigerians that still support them, sometimes i just think they are Robot and If they are not, their children and great grand children will suffer it and may the almighty God rule thier entire generation the way the last administration ruled us.

God really love Nigeria if not despite the money they spent on the last election, they would have won.

Please Nigerian lets come together and support the present administration and i am sure it wont let us down. let us not be divided by religious, political party, ethnicity or anything.

I believe anybody inculding any politicians that still support the last administration should be lynched until then they wont stop thinking we are all fools. They are nothing but the enemy of the masses.


Pardon my grammatical blunders as i am writting this with an heavy heart...

One love Nigeria but jail Dokpesi, Dasuki, Bafarawa and the likes.

Double thumbs up to you! we need more Nigerians like you.

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Career / Re: Cyril Stober Of Nta Retires From Service At Nta, Today by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:20am On Dec 10, 2015
Happy retirement sir.
Business / Re: NNPC Mega Stations ‘begin’ 24-hour Petrol Sale by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:09am On Dec 10, 2015
funkybully:


Aduwawa, where did u buy?

Isioh
Education / Re: Text Message Earned A Nigerian Scholarship Up To PhD Level by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:49pm On Dec 09, 2015
"The remaining former recipients however claimed that they also wanted to send text messages but there was no light to charge their phones" liars grin angry

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Politics / Re: Buhari Dissociates Self From Social Media Bill. by Onlymewakacum(m): 6:41am On Dec 08, 2015
Silly leg - is - lators
Crime / Re: Access Bank Staff Arrested For Forgery And Impersonation by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:48pm On Dec 07, 2015
jane0000:
Things like this break my heart embarassed embarassed embarassed

Hello pretty face pls dnt be.. smiley
Romance / Re: Categories Of Ladies Who Do Not Deserve 'No-Sex Relationships' by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:36pm On Dec 05, 2015
misspicy:
That number two is erroneous and annoying....why do you guys equate sex with financial gratification......


sex in exchange for money is prostitution so if you put a law that no sex no money you are making it look like she is a prostitute inshort not look like self you have made her a compulsory prostitute......money for hand back for ground......



that means if you apply the number two or you believe it,you are purely oko ashewo cool

Interesting view! So he should be dolling out the money and she chopping comfortably in a no Sex relationship while he plays MuGu abi?

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Crime / Re: Bus Conductor Stabs Passenger To Death Over Transport Fare (pictured) by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:23pm On Dec 05, 2015
PHATE007:
Same thing happened in Benin city o o o... BUS Conductor killed a woman cos of 10 naira.....


May God give us the grace to respond to situations rather than reacting to it.... #it is well with our soul

I heard of it too oo
Celebrities / Re: Gumsu Abacha, Praiz & Omojuwa Hang Out Together (pics) by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:48pm On Dec 05, 2015
Seventeen:
The way the Abachas suddenly resurfaced into Naija limelite eeh... Na wa oo. I swear for some years i totally forgot about dem, and all of a sudden. .. they are everywhere.

Simply put they have come out of their shell because power is now back to the North lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Gumsu Abacha, Praiz & Omojuwa Hang Out Together (pics) by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:47pm On Dec 05, 2015
IamDino:
Endtime singer and Endtime blogger pose with Endtime daughter of Endtime dictator.
Truly speaking it's the Endtime...
Meanwhile see this Endtime poster below.

Maraba don suffer oo
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Takes A Trip To Warri By Road As Airlines Complained Of Weather by Onlymewakacum(m): 2:08pm On Dec 05, 2015
azimibraun:
10458 Popo Digits.

Serious trouble for the officer o
Politics / Re: Court Sends Adamawa Ex-commissioner To 10 Years In Prison For Embezzlement by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:04pm On Dec 04, 2015
This is a welcome development! Change is in the air cheesy

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Career / Re: The Hard Truth About Your Salary by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:53pm On Dec 03, 2015
asatemple:
In that case, me that is jobless for more than one year now should go and die. Bros at all at all. Na witch, forget

I feel your pain jor.

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Career / Re: The Hard Truth About Your Salary by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:50pm On Dec 03, 2015
hahn:
I got this from facebook and thought it is worth sharing



Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10208363981207537&id=1545267988

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Phones / Re: Crowd At MTN Office Ikotun by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:45pm On Dec 03, 2015
Setaje:
The worst part is I registered Nov 16. It worked for sometime. Until yesterday I noticed I could not recharge. When I tried calling, it was telling me my line has been temporarily barred. So today I and my mum went of which she was there on Tuesday to register. I queued for her from 7 am till 2pm. When it was my turn I called her to start coming to meet me. When she was about to register, she was told someone else registered on her line? How is that possible. My mum and dad did their registration at the same place last year. At fatai atere. Popsy doesn't have any issue. Just my mum. They didn't do it on a road side. How can someone register on her line. How can that be. They gave us a letter that we should come today o and that we should be allowed to enter. Only for us to get there and see heavy police men and security guards harrassing people. If u see old people standing under the sun. Even after we showed them the note they gave to us on Tuesday. They didn't allow us enter. One nice police man eventually allowed us to enter. My mum was able to finally complete it. While I complained about my line that was temporarily barred. They had to re register me again.


Can u see what mtn is making Nigerians go through. Can they do this to south Africans. What is painful is seeing old people standing under the hot sun. It's not fair. They locked the gate because of their office that was burnt in owerri. As I type my line is still temporarily barred even after registering a second time. Just called customer care. Was told to hold on. I am just tired!

Blame it on Ncc!
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Escapes From Cage At Jos Wildlife Park by Onlymewakacum(m): 1:08pm On Dec 02, 2015
Devosequence:
I just heard now, that the military is taming/training the lion; can somebody pls clarify me here, is it now part of the military's portfolio to do such ??

They are training the lion to fight Boko Haram grin

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Politics / Re: Igala People Of Kogi State Protesting.. by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:14pm On Nov 28, 2015
RealAlfranco:
I'm Igala, but the seat wasn't made for one tribe. Although I was born and brought up in another state. We've seen snail-like development in the state since its creation. Let power shift and let another ethnic group bring in new ideas for betterment of the state. Unless we move away from ethnic sentiments,Kogi state will continue to be one of the most backward states in the country. Power was going to change hands sooner or later,the earlier we learn and move on,the better for all parties. Simple!

You made so much sense my brother!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives HID Awolowo's Burial (PICS) by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:09pm On Nov 25, 2015
ujoatu:
More pictures........

Cc
Lalasticlala
OAM4J
Afam4Eva

Osibanjo, I can see ur cap oo
Politics / Re: List Of 22 Candidates For The Kogi Governorship Election On Saturday by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:32pm On Nov 19, 2015
blesseddivah:
My name should be there

Ma, are you a Kogite?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Name 14 Special Advisers by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:43am On Nov 16, 2015
ladyF:
Another set of salaries to pay on top of the 485 million. Dont incur cost u can do without!!!

Quite a while..
Properties / Re: Banana Island, Lagos: What You Should Know (with Pictures) by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:27pm On Nov 15, 2015
makavel7:
reclaimed land ehh! Just wait till the day the Atlantic will surge and reclaim its property. Then, youll hear people go like" I had a N3billion property on banana island but its no more banana island but currently underwater aquatic island!!! sad

Hmmm! So u r smarter than the Adenugas, Abiolas n Dantatas that acquired properties on the Island?

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Properties / Re: Banana Island, Lagos: What You Should Know (with Pictures) by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:24pm On Nov 15, 2015
depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.


Keep hope alive. The Lord is our strength!
Religion / Re: Difference Between Going To Church And Worshipping God by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:28am On Nov 15, 2015
StOla:
Today, I will switch ON my TV as I always do, and watch cartoons and movies to try create an air of peace and happiness.

So much strife, misery and violence in a religious world, that I ponder what sanity an irreligious society could have offered.

All around me, an adulterous man has just polished his shoes and headed to church. A fraudulent employee has just filled his wallet with cash for offertory - funds embezzled from overstated receipts from the past week.
The choir master has put on his best perfume in the hopes that Mary will return home with him this Sunday afternoon. The pastor has just perfected another strategy of improving the amount of revenue realised from his Sunday business, costs will certainly be borne by the Williams who just had a test tube baby the church has craftily termed a miracle.

We will all wake up on Monday and return to our busy weekly activities, except that only I would have truly rested.



You are very funny

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Business / Re: NNPC Mega Stations ‘begin’ 24-hour Petrol Sale by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:19am On Nov 15, 2015
funkybully:


Aduwawa, where did u buy?

Along Isio opposite Zeiux filling station.
Business / Re: NNPC Mega Stations ‘begin’ 24-hour Petrol Sale by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:52pm On Nov 14, 2015
funkybully:
Useless propaganda govt. Here in Benin, no fuel in any Mega station.

Fuel now sells for 150 a litre.

Is this the change? Sai barber barbing our economy goalimakpa!

Which part of Benin? Cos I bought fuel in my area this afternoon.
Career / Re: Customs To Sack 400 More Officers Or Even More - Vanguard by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:43pm On Nov 02, 2015
dihalao:
The way they have been sacking people recently ehn.... only the ogas would be left to do the job themselves

Which Ogas? No b the Ogas dem dey sack?
Family / Re: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:17pm On Sep 13, 2015
Op is not serious at all. So you guys have been wasting each other's time for five years? Too bad. If you go ahead with the marriage you will most likely cheat on your husband with this new guy. *i feel like insulting you*
Phones / Re: The B29 Story: My Experience At Ikeja Computer Village Today by Onlymewakacum(m): 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2015
Mehn! wat a nasty experience, am sure you'd be smarter and wiser next time. I can relate to your ordeal tho! Same thing happened to me in computer village wen I was doing my Youth service in Lag. Bck then I was scammed with a Nokia N90. I had been warned b4 going to be vigilant but it fell on deaf ears. The guy just scammed me with an eba stuffed Nokia N90. Went bck there but I neva saw the guy. Learnt a valuable lesson that day and I can never fall victim to such again!!
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Undisclosed Share At Panalpina W.T Revealed - Daily Post by Onlymewakacum(m): 8:47pm On Sep 06, 2015
ladyF:
Chai.....There is nothing hidden under the sun truly. But let's hear the other side of the story.

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin

You are lady F, and am Guy A grin

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