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Religion / Re: Church Arranges Hampers On Members' Seats, Before Their Arrival (Pic) by Onlymewakacum(m): 1:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
shantelp12:
wow! l will use my BIG nyash to occupy two seats........ grin grin

Pishure of ur nyash plz grin
Religion / Re: Church Arranges Hampers On Members' Seats, Before Their Arrival (Pic) by Onlymewakacum(m): 1:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
ERONX:
From the placard behind the church I guess that's RCCG

Yeah I believe RCCG can do this...
Religion / Re: Church Arranges Hampers On Members' Seats, Before Their Arrival (Pic) by Onlymewakacum(m): 1:47pm On Dec 23, 2015
nickkylawve:
Cum to my church it's called blessing from above cheesy nd nt this kind

Which church plz?
Career / Re: Working In Abuja Vs Lagos by Onlymewakacum(m): 5:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
What now happens when you get tired of Abuja again?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Rigorous Processes Of Some Job Interviews In Nigeria by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:43pm On Dec 21, 2015
Op.. not all interviews are like that.. I attended an interview over the weekend in Abuja and it was not so hectic and the pay package is fair. #Godseeusthrough
Politics / Re: Official Portrait Of Fashola As Minister Of Power, Works And Housing by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:16pm On Dec 17, 2015
bigass:
wetin we wan use this portrait do?

I taya ooo... Na portrait wan put light for my house?
Politics / Re: Photo Of Dokpesi In Cell At Kuje Prison Before His Bail by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:32am On Dec 17, 2015
grin grin cheesy

amakaobiemeka:
Just one day already looking unkept like the wheelbarrow pushers. He don use 2.1billion nice up,


Too much of ac for jacuzi when he wan baff,

ac for parlour when he sitdown,

ac for range rover when he dey road,

ac for office when he enter ait,

ac for dansuki office when he wan go collect blood money

ac for hospital

ac for vip bank when he wan cash the money into him personal account.

ac when he go hotel go flex with olosho.

ac for embassy when he wan travel for vacation.

ac for plane when he don enter flight.

ac for dubai and us when he wan go vacation.
The only time when im body no go touch ac na now, and the 5min when he manage come out frm inside range rover to BRIFELY EXPERIENCE THE REAL WORLD WE THE MAJORITY WHO HE HAS DIVERTED OUR FUNDS FACE,
Crime / Re: Two Arrested For $50,000 Internet Fraud (photo) by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:25am On Dec 17, 2015
bright007:


**adjusts my bra**...are you high on cheap Oshogbo weed?

Nope... am nothing close to being high. I did a background check on you before arriving @ that conclusion!!
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Celebrates Son's 5th Birthday by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:21am On Dec 17, 2015
grin grin

Bishopmayowa:
Some NL guys will be wishing it was their head and not the son's head was on her chest
Crime / Re: Two Arrested For $50,000 Internet Fraud (photo) by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:04am On Dec 17, 2015
bright007:
Well I came to check the names... and I was disappointed because they are my brothers ...

Is this karma's way of getting back at me?

I was looking forward to seeing names from that region that are professional in internet fraud and never knew my brothers have taken a cue from them..


Moral of the story....

We should not politiciize/ tribalize nor derive joy in mocking any form of wrong doing by any tribe.

We are all Nigerian and we should see our selves as one.

You are a male posing as a female abi!!
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Celebrates His 73rd Birthday Today by Onlymewakacum(m): 6:43am On Dec 17, 2015
princemi:
wow! how amazing... it's my birthday too today...its a honour to be birthday mate with Mr. Presido....show me love guys!

It's my birthday too bro.. happy birthday mate.
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Celebrates His 73rd Birthday Today by Onlymewakacum(m): 6:42am On Dec 17, 2015
outstandingsyll:
Please call my friend mercy, today is her birthday 08134212742

Today is my birthday too, we are birthday mates grin
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Celebrates His 73rd Birthday Today by Onlymewakacum(m): 6:35am On Dec 17, 2015
Happy birthday to him, and Happy birthday to me. God has added another year to my years..
Romance / Re: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Onlymewakacum(m): 5:51pm On Dec 16, 2015
Walesadeyemi:
See this beautiful smart girl killing herself on one stupid guy that doesn't even deserve her. I know (100% certain) that you're a very adorable human being and guys should be killing themselves to have you.
Babe this guy doesn't deserve you a bit and you're there feeding his stupid ego. Pls move on boo, he doesn't deserve such an awesome beautiful lady like you and for God sake you're a diamond girl.





Hope I've fed your ego well? All you actually need now is self esteem booster Coz that's all I can see that you're lacking and if you want to get over that idiot guy, just think of all his imperfections and I'm sure he has a lot.

Never think of the good times you had with him Coz that would only hurt you, think of his bighead, wide nose, the way he limps and so on and you'll get over him sooner than you think.
Good luck

One just wonders why you are so pained? Is she your sister? undecided

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Upholds Tribunal’s Judgment Nullifying Wike’s Election by Onlymewakacum(m): 5:34pm On Dec 16, 2015
Virgindove:

I think you are VERY wrong. There is still the option of going to supreme court. Kindly verify.

Let's watch and see!
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Upholds Tribunal’s Judgment Nullifying Wike’s Election by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:53pm On Dec 16, 2015
Virgindove:
I know Wike will surely go to the supreme court. He has to find a way out of this shame, gradually approaching him and his godmother.

No going to supreme Court Ma'am... Appeal court is the last bustop.
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Upholds Tribunal’s Judgment Nullifying Wike’s Election by Onlymewakacum(m): 3:45pm On Dec 16, 2015
yemmynoni:
Court of Appeal has confirmed that there was no elections in River state. Wike should start parking his things from government house & stop collecting loans....... EFCC will not even give him a breathing space now that he has been sack, the man don gentle all of a sudden


Ka sha ma Dupe
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG May Employ Jobless Graduates As Teachers – Ngige by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:20am On Dec 16, 2015
Maybe when his children take up teaching jobs in the public school after they graduate from foreign universities then I can begin to take him serious.
Sports / Re: FC Taraba Players Sleep In Front Of Govt House Over 11months Salary(Pics) by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:07pm On Dec 15, 2015
milky3:
nxtweek is Christmas!

Next week Friday o
Politics / Re: Dasuki To Expose More Beneficiaries Of Arms Deal by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:57am On Dec 15, 2015
callmenow:


You are reacting to what vanguard made up as fact. The information did not come from the famous Dasuki. It was from the figment of the vanguard reporters imagination.

Well sir, time will tell. If the it happens to be true and Dasuki spills the beans then...
Politics / Re: Dasuki To Expose More Beneficiaries Of Arms Deal by Onlymewakacum(m): 10:46am On Dec 15, 2015
"The officer explained that of all the former presidents, one of them who has been very vociferous demanded two of the SUVs from the ONSA, who grudgingly obliged him."
. Baba Iyabo comes to mind strongly... these people are all f**kin thieves. God punish them all!!
Romance / Re: If You Were The One, What Would You Do To This Girl? by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:38am On Dec 15, 2015
Op.. I had a similar experience only that I didn't fall MUGU.. this lady friend of mine called me up (sum1 that hasn't been in touch for over 8 months) all of a sudden began to form familiarity and I played along. Just yesterday she called and said her fone was stolen and it's worth 50k that any amount I can assist her with grin I just laffed to myself and jus dropped the call on her liein ass.. she called bck but I jus hit ignore undecided
Romance / Re: If You Were The One, What Would You Do To This Girl? by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:10am On Dec 15, 2015
The deed can't be undone.. the lady can't be relied on so it's just for the guy to cut his loss and leave her in the past.. but mehn she successfully scammed that brother.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Busts Girlfriend Who Tried To Con Him Of N50,000 Wit Fake Pregnancy by Onlymewakacum(m): 11:07pm On Dec 14, 2015
This really cracked me up!! grin grin cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help Me Celebrate: I Got It! A Job by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:11pm On Dec 14, 2015
Congratulations
Crime / Re: Nigeria Woman Killed In South Africa by Onlymewakacum(m): 8:45pm On Dec 12, 2015
God pls protect my cousins in SA & bring an end to this senseless killings.
Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Onlymewakacum(m): 7:52pm On Dec 11, 2015
lasisi69:
End time question

Lasisi is back!
Politics / Re: Nduka Obaigbena Of Thisday Writes EFCC Over Funds He Received From Dasuki by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:53pm On Dec 11, 2015
This man must take Nigerians for fools... the money wasn't paid since 2012 but it had to be paid by Dasuki abi? These folks are running out of creative lies undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:36pm On Dec 11, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Aw, I'm late to the party. Anyways grin

Turn Ons: Super Gentle, Tall, Overly Kind, Nice Smell, Pretty Hands, Straight Legs

Turn Offs: Pretty much the obvious. Outside of that: Too Muscular, Dullards, Rude and Harsh, Guys with Psychological Complexes

I'm not too picky, attraction is a pretty random thing. The turn offs are non negotiable tho.

An ideal description in which i'm well pleased and suited for cool
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:31pm On Dec 11, 2015
emmygzy:
which one is B.O.

I guess she is referring to Body odour
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:24pm On Dec 11, 2015
missnazzy:





No way.

Anyways, the money talk was meant as a joke. Money ain't everything you know?

Yeah your right... Money ain't everything but some ladies would settle so long as they can milk the guy, not saying you are among such ladies tho smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Onlymewakacum(m): 4:01pm On Dec 11, 2015
missnazzy:
My turn offs are bad hygiene, being swagalicious like sagging and wearing dog chains all in the name of imitating wizkid and Co.

My turn on? Give me a clean guy any day. good command of the English language, he mustn't be a Wole Soyinka.
good sense of humor, he mustn't be a clown.


Money, I mean lots of it... Signs out.

How about a guy with lots of money but no so good hygiene? Would you settle?

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