Since 2009? Still counting down from 1.000 000. This is 2022...

Hopefully our great grand kids would reach the count

Stephen2324:
Does a sleep over mean we will probably have sex?

Yes, at least 7 hot and long rounds before day breaks,
then follows, breakfast in bed..

UyaiIncomparabl:


Yes.

Happy brithday, Uyai..
Wish you all the best especially in this your new age on earth.

EcoLaw:
Good evening Nairalanders, a friend of mine came to me for an advise.

My friend is in his late 30s, he has been in a relationship with his woman, they have been together for a period of 8 years, and they have 2 kids together.

This my friend has a younger brother, the younger brother told him that they should go and collect traditional marriage list from his woman family, so that traditional marriage can take place by December.

My friend worry is that, one, he is not financially capable to do traditional marriage

My advice for him was that he should tell his brother to give him the money to go start
a business, maybe when the business balances, he can go and do the marriage rite. But his brother told him that the lady has tired for waiting for 8 years, that they should do the traditional marriage first, every other thing shall fall in place. This his brother has been supportive to him.

Nairalanders please what's you take on this?

Erm, as opposed to your advise to him, i think he shld accept the gesture from his Brother and perform the needful marital rites. Thats a problem solved already, not minding how it was solved.

First things first

Mufakirnaqdiun:

Baba stop deceiving fools abeg,your Jesus no dey come anywhere.
Or you no dey tire, how many years you don dey scream yet Jesus no dey come.
It's just like taking Spiderman's movie to heart,unto say Spiderman save people you go con believe say em go save you in time of problem,baba no be delusion be that.

Throway your phone,stop putting on fabric,and do as your book commanded because it's also of the devil.
All these wailers ehnn una dey try oo.

Dont worry about the Jesus sermon
I think the summary of his messsge is genuine repentance which is the most important thing.

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Everybody know that one na,make this man go find solution to his priests unending attitude of raping innocent boys.
Abeg is this not the time for him to prove how real his God is?
Simple pray to your God so he can stop the war/natural disasters/starving children with the snap of his finger,and don't tell me about freewill,when the God himself already predestined everything.

Again this is not fulfilling anything the Bible says because people have for decades proclaimed the end of days according to Bible prophecy.
None of the “prophecies” in the Bible pertain to our time. They meant something to the people who wrote those stories, but they’re irrelevant in our time.
Don’t waste any time or mental effort trying to figure out what they mean to us today. There’s nothing to figure out because the Bible is as fake as a fiction book.
And any slave who can't stand my words should feel free to rant.

Mumbo jumbo.

mariahAngel:


If you only knew how many useless mentions I've been getting from those elements ehn...and I kept ignoring, but the more one ignores, the more they thrive in their foolery.
Afterwards, they will claim they were "just catching cruise"

By elements do you mean Helium, berylium, lithium or boron...

But on a serious note, i think you shld just learn to relax
I think those folks are subtly telling you something about yourself that you keep ignoring..

Please kindly grant me the priviledge to be in your midst.

I am Chief Omeego, Aka ji akajiaku 1
of Isuikwuato.
My late Father was one of the founding members of peoples club of Nigeria,
aka- Ndi ezigbo omume, aka- Ezi afa ka ego

I would like this movememt to be restructured to welcome noble men with noble and philantropic intentions like yours truly.

The precept of ignoring all males is not a very good one.

Having said this, i am hereby making known my intention to support this noble movement with handsome donations.
Thank you.

Cc
Ishilove
Pocohantas

UyaiIncomparabl:


Pejorative, you mean?

Yes...
Curiosity led me to your profile.
Is that you there?

UyaiIncomparabl:
In my few years of being in the dating pool, I have realised that xxxx are the best species of men to date and as well, get married to.

If a man desires peace and wants the full loyalty a woman gives, he should be a xxxx. No, xxxxing doesn't mean you are foolish or have lost your manly honour, it simply means you love women, care for women and can decide to be the bigger person in relationships regardless of her shortcomings. A simp is a man who worships and adores a woman. A xxxx is a man who doesn't think women are less humans, who respects women, who does not feel the need for a woman to reduce herself for a man nor feel threatened by a woman's success, and who treats his wife, sisters and daughters properly.

Xxxx are the type of men women should aspire to be with. Xxxx are the real husband materials. xxxx are the real companions and friends. xxxx have working brains and sound emotional intelligence.

Dear ladies, in your own best interest, AVOID Alpha males and bitter Redpillers. Avoid them like a plague and get yourself a xxxx today.

Hmmm..
Your assertions maybe right, but i think the qualifying word to all those qualities isnt fitting, its highly perjoratove.

thomasjoe:

Very deep secrets are revealed here by this woman. Tantra tins /Sexual magic ....If you know you know Thanks for sharing!

Please dont be deluded by this ignoramus. This has nothing to do with tantra yoga.
In tantra yoga there is no letting out of the contents of the glass of hermes trismegistus.