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Mogajunior:
As a result of this lockdown, I barely go out and that has made me a little closer to some people in my neighbourhood.

So recently because of boredom, i was having a chat with this muslim girl called Umi in my hood who is just 19 and out of secondary school.

In the course of our conversation, I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. Mind you she's averagely beautiful with moderate ass and boobs, though she's very shy. So I went further to ask jokingly if she is a Virgin and she said no but this time with a stern look on her face. When I observed she was a bit upset by my question, I decided to crack some joke just to make her laugh and comfortable talking to me.

So we went further to discuss at length then she told me she is a Virgin but if am in doubt, she is ready to prove it to me if am ready. So I asked her what she meant but she said nothing. Then suddenly she smiled and left.

So I have been thinking exactly what she meant by that statement and I haven't bin able to figure out anything. Please kindly drop advice and any suggestions on how to solve this puzzle.

Trouble Dey sleep you wan go wake am up

I love u

iammo:




why are some loosers obsessed with Bola Ahmed Tinubu? he is a private citizen for goodness sake and his last political post was 13 years ago

Amotekun.. they scream Tinubu
Corronavirus they scream Tinubu
Oshiomhole vs Obaseki they scream Tinubu

just look at the number of haters viewing this thread as if Tinubu owes them anything


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Sharap
Private citizen ko
Private part ni

LordviccoDaGuru:
I support, he is the most useless and Stuipd pastor in the history of the world

Sharap

From Emir to Mallam

Xclusiveme:
Derby na weak club na, make Ighalo go play with barca, if he gives goal, he's the real deal

Sharap enemy of progress

Giddiebabalaw:
She told me that her pastor told her that I will definitely leave her that if she is recalcitrant about leaving me alone, that I will disappoint her in the end. She attend one of the white garment church and effort to convince her that am here to stay prove abortive. She believe her pastor more than God.

Same happened to me

Hahahaha .U are about to experience days and nights of reading about HIV virus .Anyways HIV virus does not survives outside the body for more than 30 seconds so risk here is close to 0 .But y sleep with a prostitute when u know they could have the virus what if the condom tore ? People sabi take risk sha anyways hope I helped quote author=akpoguma1989 post=86435329]
I used my hand that I used to remove the condom to clean the boil[/quote]

payperpost:
guy , the police must chop! some are even using their personal car to hustle , they now buy sienna so they can hustle !

all retired yahoo boys are joining police and they know how to search , they have probably made 2million that day , I must join police oo

Common sense is not common

DaddyMorenike:
You and your friend who are graduated from Eksu. This Your English alone sef suppose make them arrest you twice.

Sharap
English is a borrowed language

fergieboy:
I swear the Guy na mumu

Him for just link up with top gee men

They will tell him what to do to hack the bank

They might just give him a flash drive to insert in any of the computer and leave the rest for them

He is not wise

Too much American film is bad oo
Na really flash drive

MelesZenawi:
If he try it, his political career go finish..

Yorubas don't play with APC

Obaseki should remain there.

Edo people don’t speak Yoruba
#mumu

Exponental:
Muslim- Muslim ticket cannot work in Nigeria again, forget it!!!!!! More so, why should two short people run, are we dwarfs?

Oshiomole is not a Muslim

Enkay is surely going home on Sunday

Victornezzar:
They do

They need an extra cash........I registered that day......Got it the next day
Some people get theirs that day

Na Naija we dey

I had to pay extra and got mine same day
If you are not ready to pay they will be happy to delay you
#this is Nigeria

This Tacha girl don’t deserve to win this show

Task like this should be used in putting housemates up for eviction

Iamemmacoz:
I'm back now. If you need the game

Contact me....

I need the game my mail onosusifo@gmail.com

I wish Nigeria can play like this senegal team

Kalu OUT
Mikel OUT

Serves him right ....goalkeeper Suarez

You can’t eat your cake and have it

darkelf:
Ndidi is really good in the air

He justs needs to learn to head more accurately

Btw, where is gustav??

Gustav don go back to Ghana with he Ghana must go sack

kellycute:
gbam...ekong is fond of passing the ball straight to opponent, let him sit on the bench and use seatbelt

Etebo na -1
Who work rate help

Mikel just dey laff

Omeruo Dey clap for lines man

Simon ,Etebo OUT

I like what Rohr is doing ...chucks too like dribble

NaijaCelebrity:
Singer, Teniola Apata popularly known as Teni took to her twitter page to react as he lost the 2019 BET "New International Act Award" to South African Artist, Sho Mad Jazi.

She tweeted saying..







Source: https://gidifeed.com/teni-reacts-as-she-loses-the-bet-new-international-act-award/

killsmith:
My yoruba brother, there's fire on the mountain.

Imagine a small chinedu that has only waec, commanding wole soyinka, the most educated man in yoruba history to stand up...somebody should call Gani Adams.