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vizkiz:
bro, my eyes don see. I dated a girl for good 2weeks and when I wanted to enter the lion's then, I discovered the butt wasn't what it was. I was scammed... Real life something

You were scam yes cos you were only interested in the butt

refiner:
...lwkmd!...u and dis ur Mr cork self!

dat guy must be dropped on d head several times wen he was still a kid,just like ishiluv stated!

Lmao am not surprise
Anyway did u get my pm

refiner:
....lol!....sweety!...somfin bad happened in my family dat yr so I gat to quit!...fanks for ur concern!

Oh don't worry
Its gonna be alright
As for you solider boy it won't be a bad idea dating him, at least with his help we can get MrCork out of our back

lonelyisland:
All these nairaland girls no go see this one comment now, nah where mayweather buy im gf car nah there you go see them ranting up and down the forum

Choi Bros
You don vex
Lmao

Why did you stop going to school refiner eh

What the Bleep is this

That nurse must be joking

Fedayeen:
I'm thinking of another word to use apart from Lazy if you like sleeping in the morning then you are damn hardworking

Oh I thought you are my frnd
Am not lazy just don't like waking up early in the morning
Howdy

refiner:
...yet to see it..

Pls follow me back, have sent the pm

refiner:
...onstelly will u?

Yes baby

refiner:
...ohk sweety...if u can do it,den pm me OK!

Done

I hate one thing just one thing
Waking up early in the morning to do some house chores, don't get me wrong am not lazy but Jezz I love to sleep

refiner:
...I just want u to attach *vote for refiner for miss nairaland..www.nairaland.com/refiner*....can u?..pls?

OK But what about the campaign manager
I want that position

refiner:
....cc onstelly.
adaure4ever
,ireneony,
sandoski
,saintsamurai
,falconey,
smellymouth,
angelberry
,kingcheezypuff
,myfantasies,
lsofdk,
jadekitana
,sorextee
,iykekelvins
,donbenedict,
enigmaticenigma,.......


please u guys should try helping me out by atleast attaching *vote for refiner for miss nairaland,www.nairaland.com/refiner.

and I will love someone here to be my campaign manager...pls should email me...fanks and Godbless!

Anything for you Bae, now tell me what do you want me to do for you

HeWhoMusntBeNamed:
Your neva going to get a hubby, talk more of a miscarriage....... let alone pregnancy..... you pathetic creature. I must expose your activities.

Jezz that harsh

Duchess2016:
In Shock
Help!!!
I've been having issues with my boyfriend of 5months for few weeks now. I checked his phone and discovered that he'd been cheating with so many girls some weeks back. Although, there's this particular girl that he seemed to like more than the others due to the content of the chat.
At the moment, I'm in his place(although he never really wanted me to come at first, it was after lots of fighting). The girl came with her friend this afternoon and my boyfriend asked me to take my stuff to d guest room so they can stay at d master bedroom where I normally stay when I'm around . I was furious.
He nearly hit me during an argument few hours back but right now I've locked myself inside d guest room
My pastor had earlier on warned me not to fight if I don't want to lose him totally.
What do I do? Don't know what to think right now.

Are you for real
What are you still doing there
Obviously that man doesn't have any of respect for you

kestino:
Chai, you don kill that guy alive, see as you just drop the bomb on his head indirectly. Na the dis kind word 9 go make guy like am begin look himself as low self-esteem.

Lol I didn't mean to but that guy can get on ur nerves eh

layla129:
Lmfao...he didn't say he is a photographer nau. Please marry onstelly or leave the poor lady alone

Marry ke
If he is the only one, I will rather become a nun

Fedayeen:
should i forget about it

Oh so sorry dear
No means but from Monday there will be
Wanna see if I can get a new fone
Sorry for the delay

MrCork:
....HUH??.... photographer job?...in 2016?? ...bro dint u go to schkooool?? ...anyways try Onstelly of nairaland....she dates anytin from Mechanic, bus conductor, nigerian Palm wine tapper to photographer!!!(no oofeinse)

I can't help it but laugh
Lmao repent nah pls

kokaneprodigy:
You woke up knowing fully well ur brain takes hours to boot (unless u are saying u just installed the brain and don't know how well it works), u didn't even bother to pray, u came straight to Nairaland to troll.

Exchanging words with you will be the last time I will do ok, look for someone else n pls don't quote me again cos I won't bother to reply ediot

vizkiz:
still wanna know why cork loves attacking you so much though

Oh MrCork is just a poor thing obsessed with me
I don't blame him you know, is always like that when you have crush on someone and you just can't help it

vizkiz:
errrrmmmmm... Nah. Just bored and was passing time.

OK oh

vizkiz:
but she is pretty now

Just wanna get on my nerves abi

kokaneprodigy:
Have you heard of Concord? These ur verbs dey quarrel no be small.
How can you WAKE and WROTE?

Mr teacher have you ever heard of the word mistake
I guess I will employ you as my English teacher
Check the time I post that was just waking up from sleep

Someone will just wake up and wrote nonsense
Fling my weaves and walk away

MrCork:

....waz at Pekam market this mornin with my Pitbull terrier *Lacy* & then suddendly I noticed about 15 women checkin me out while i waz pushin the trolley but only 4 said hello.. ..so tecnically......does this make me what we call **Babe Magnet? ** Mature conributions pls!

Eiyya
Even in your wildest dreams, this won't still happen

vizkiz:
is onstelly not that lady you said can date anything? Including mechanics?

I don't know what to tell you I swear, so you don join silly Mrcock abi

Fedayeen:
Ok. I thought u did me in on bbm and whatsapp. Hve u connected ur fone back

Nope I haven't

Fedayeen:
Good evening. I'm suprised with d DM. I'm sorry for my last comment that day.


I'm truly sorry.

Oh am not angry
My fone crashed
Using laptop since then oh.

unapapadeycraze:
so you support indecent dressing?

Keep it up, so we can have something sexy to view. In ya next dp, make sure you display ya ni.pp.le, cleavage is not enough.

Wdf
Sad for you
Thought we r frnds

unapapadeycraze:
what's ya take on what all these ladies wear? Including you. See those succulent boobz, i wanna svck them.

Hmmm is it ur body huh
Unapapadeycraze take time