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Now a proud wife of Mr Churchill, Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh, has regretted her past stubbornness with her step mother while in the kitchen.

The actress, who has been trying her hands in some cooking at home disclosed that she miss her step mom cooking because she is now being forced to learn how to cook herself.

She recalled when her step mother would call her into the kitchen to come and learn how to cook but she will refuse telling her she does not want to soil her nails.

Tonto thanked her sister who came to her rescue by telling her how to go about the cooking which she eventually made.

“Rivers state fisherman’s Soup & fufu for breakfast. I miss my step moms cooking mahn,
remember those days she will ask me to come learn to cook I would reply her with I can’t soil my nails, laughs, childish Tonto but now I’m a bad ass chef. Thanks to my Yokozuna Tushtati01 for the recipe. Picture don’t do justice to this meal. My local side,” she shared this photo and wrote.
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Moments after Real Madrid Football Club won their 10th UEFA Champions League trophy in 2014, the global audience and thousands of football fans at the Stadium of Light in Lisbon were taken by surprise when Cristiano Ronaldo abandoned the team's celebration and ran to a section of the stand to pull out a man from the crowd and hug him affectionately.
The action was a public confession by Ronaldo to honour his childhood clubmate who 'sacrificed himself’ and allowed the Portuguese star to become a global icon today.
Ronaldo said in an interview he granted some years ago that he and his friend were vying for a spot in an academy of Andorinha in Funchal, Madeira.
“I have to thank my old friend Albert Fantrau for my success. We played together for the same team in the U-18 championship. When a scout came to see us he said that “Whoever scores more goals will come into our academy.”
“We won that match 3-0. I scored the first goal then Albert scored the second with a great header. But the third goal was impressive for all of us.
Albert was one-on-one against the goalkeeper, he rounded the goalkeeper and I was running in front of him.
“All he had to do was to score that goal but he passed it to me and I scored the third goal, so I got that spot and went to the academy.
“After the match I went to him and asked him why? Albert said that “Because you (Ronaldo) are better than me.”
Journalists then went to Albert’s house and asked him if it was a true story. He said yes.
He also said that his career as a player after the match ended and now is unemployed.
“But how did you build this house so great, you have a car? You seem like a rich man. You also able keep your family. From where did this come from? ‘
Albert more proudly replied: “It is from Ronaldo!”
This explains why Ronaldo had to single him out of the crowd to share in his celebration

During a church service at their local Methodist Church, Trevor Harper, 36, proposed to boyfriend, Davis Covin, 30. He went on bended knees and popped the question. Davis said yes as they received astanding ovation from the church members. Trevor and Davis, who both live in Austin, Texas started dating in 2006.



They’ve been active members of the First United Methodist Church of Austin since 2013. Harper began planning the proposal a few months ago with the help of his pastor, Reverend John Wright. He said they thought it was an especially good idea because although Mr Harper and Mr Covin would love to get married in their church, they aren’t allowed.



The United Methodist Church forbids same-s*x ceremonies from being conducted in Methodist churches or by Methodist ministers so Rev Wright believed the proposal would be an awesome way to honor their relationship. The lovers hope that when they do eventually get married in 2016, they will be permitted to do so in their church….. may God bless their union in advance. I kno my notifications won’t rest wt numerous amens now. *sighs*…..

One Timilehin Bello has joined the list of men proposing marriage to sensational artiste, Chidinma.

Timilehin who is fondly known as BigTimi during the pre-concert radio tour ahead of the Star Music Trek #IbadanRocks concert, got down on one knee, looked into Chidima’s eyes her in the eye and asked for her hand in marriage.

Among the list of men who had tendered marriage ‘proposals’ to Chidinma are Vector Tha Viper, Flavour and a fan at Star Music Trek#CalabarRocks.

Any AAU student here

Give me 1 reason why I go open d link @ OP. Nor dey come here, to make up stories

Jide Smith is the CEO of luxury firm, Aruba and he’s based in the UK. In an emotional post shared on his Facebook page on Thursday, Jide shocked loved ones and fans when he revealed he was HIV positive and has no regrets after testing positive.
When a fan afraid of Nigerians harassing Jide asked him to keep his struggle with the disease from social media, Jide pointed out that he was still rich despite his status. He also seized the opportunity to preach safe sex as popular Nigerian gay men Kenny Brandmuse and Jide Macaulay hailed his bravery.

Make free mtn call to mtn number unlimited for 7 days and the code only work with old sim that as not been use for a long time, all you need to do is to dail *567*3# and you must have #30 on your mobile which will be deducted from your account. Enjoy

This picture it trending online after being shared on Facebook by an eyewitness..According to the person, the soldier returned home to meet his wife on his matrimonial bed with another man cheating, only to parade them n.aked on the streets…..

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Na for one big church, according to the story, na this matter for happen.
From the church headquarters for Lagos, dem cum transfer one new pastor come the branch wey dey warri.
So, the branch for Warri don make preparations for a welcome program for the new pastor.
The pastor cum tell dem say e go arrive the church by 10 in the morning say make dem dey go on with their program. Say as soon as the time dey exactly 10 'O'clock, make dem announce e arrival.
On the day wey the pastor from Lagos dey come, dem don decorate the church, even put one big banner for the gate wey carry the pastor picture.
As early as 7 o'clock that morning, pipo start to troop the church.
As the church host pastor drive e jeep through the church gate dey park for e parking space, nai e see one beggar wey sidon for front of the church. The main entrance to the church.
Na with annoyance nai the pastor take rush come down begin shout for the Ushers why dem allow a dirty looking beggar to sidon for front of the house of God.
E shout finish nai e order dem to take the beggar out from the church.
The ushers cum escort the beggar out from the main church go outside the gate.
The beggar cum sidon for the gate for road with e plate again.
Pastors pass, deacons pass, deaconesses pass, choristers pass, members pass, in the end, the money wey the beggar don get nor reach #100.
One small pikin wey hold lucozade boost and gala dey waka with e mama wan enter church. The mama nai be prayer band leader.
As dem dey enter, the pikin cum run go give the beggar the lucozade boost and the gala.
If you see the beat wey the mama beat this pikin?
She dey say the pikin nor know say devil dey use any means dey enter the children of God?
Dem don dey sing and worship the Lord.
the host pastor cum call the new pastor wey dem dey expect so dey ask am where e dey say time don reach.
The pastor for Lagos say e don drive enter the church street make e make the pronouncement of his arrival at exactly 10 wey e tell am befor.
Time na 5 minutes to 10 now.
One Toyota Landcruiser cum roll enter the church.
The pastor cum breathe reach ground say the pastor from Lagos don come.
Na so e get up, take microphone, after e don ask some of e elders and deacons to go escort am enter the church, e cum start to announce the e arrival.
For the front gate of the church nai these deacons and others wey the pastor send go receive the pastor from Lagos for stop in shock.
Na the beggar wey dey the church gate since nai dey enter church again.
The host pastor cum shout make dem carry the beggar go outside the church but the beggar hold ground say e must enter say na e papa house.
The thing cum cause small noise for church cos some members cum dey say make dem leave am.
The beggar begin waka for the aisle dey go sidon for front seat cos some vacant chairs dey there.
Ushers nai stop am say e nor go fit go sidon front with the kain dirty clothes wey e wear.
The beggar cum dey tell dem say e nor be mad man o.
Make dem nor dey look am as if e dey crase.
The ushers nor gree listen cos dem cum tell am say if e nor sidon for back seat, make e dey go.
Last last, e cum sidon for back.
The man wey come down from the Landcruiser cum tell the deacons dem say make dem announce the arrival of the new pastor say na him be e driver and na him send am this message.
As the host pastor, still skeptical, announce make all the members give a standing ovation to the new pastor from Lagos, na so e eyes dey the church gate dey wait to see the man of God.
From back, nai that same beggar stand up, start to waka go the altar.
As e dey waka dey go, ushers wan stop am again but the kain english wey comot from e mouth, make all the ushers leave am.
As e dey go, the full church dey look am.
Nai e meet the host pastor for altar, collect the microphone from am.
E cum drop the microphone for the pulpit start to remove all the shreds and dirty stuffs wey e wear.
Inside the dirty clothes, this man was dressed in a clean designer suit.
He stand straight, nai the driver cum give am e black leather shoes and e Holy Bible.
By now, the whole church don quiet like grave yard.
To dem, e just be like judgment day.
E cum clear e throat nai e say
"I dey perceive the aroma of food.
I know say unu wan do party to welcome me.
The church dey very fine and well decorated.
Many of unu pay money just to make me, the new pastor of the church feel your love and hospitality and care.
Even though unu nor know me.
Unu norva see me once.
Yet, unu make a lot of sacrifices to welcome me.
May God bless you all."
Na few pipo say
"Amen"
But, how you go fit show this kain love to person wey you norva see when you have some pipo around you like the beggar at the gate this morning?
Tears start to roll down from the pastor eyes
"So, how can I lead the flock wey nor fit show love to someone wey dem nor know?
How?
God!
Everybody don dey feel ashamed and sober even the host pastor.
The next thing wey this pastor from Lagos talk be say
"You can not say you love me
When you cannot love the man that you see"
He drop the microphone nai e go back to the seat wey e sidon put befor for back.
The rest of the church activities continue in coldness.
My pipo, be nice and show love to pipo, most especially, strangers cos you never can tell.
May God give us the grace to be loving and kind to all.
Amen.

Wow

Very. Hard decision to take

Pictured above is a danfo conductor and agbero who was lousily going around with his business of calling passengers to board his bus from Ikorodu to there preferable destinations, not until he started calling and saying bus-stops that were alien to the passengers, before they could say Jack sparrow the conductor was already stripping off.

According to the source, the driver quickly alerted the thugs to tie him before he takes a long walk to the nearest market.

Speaking to the passengers and onlookers, the driver said this is not the first time the conductor has acted this way.

A 26 year old Nigeria Daniel Okoko has married a 63 year old American Grand mother, Cynthia Banes.

The Wedding took place in Warri Delta State..
Below are the Pictures

How many of you can do it

it's normal in. Ambrose Alli Uni, Ekpoma is a town where students are scared of police than army, Thank God am out of that system,in ekpoma if a foreign number is seen in your phone without confirming if it's for your relation or friend, you are Good to go to the police station, what we used to do back then in school we made sure we looked our hostel Gate 24/7

On Sunday a 23-year-old, identified only as Ugochukwu, was found hanging in his apartment in Festac. It was gathered that on Sunday at about 12pm, Ugochukwu’s mother, identified only as Ngozi, and his two siblings came back from church to find him hanging in the sitting room, dead.

The family members were said to have raised the alarm which brought neighbours to the scene, as everyone was taken aback at the sight of Ugochukwu’s dangling body.
The 23-year-old reportedly used a rope to hang himself from a ceiling fan.
The matter was said to have been reported at the FESTAC Police Division, and the officers reportedly came to remove the corpse.
A police source said that Ugochukwu’s relations said the deceased did not give any clue as to why he committed suicide.
He said:
“Nobody can say why he committed suicide. But two Sundays ago, they caught him mixing cement to drink. The family members had actually gone to church, and he had stayed behind. It was a nieghbour who caught him and alerted the family members.

“But all efforts made to find out from him, what went wrong reportedly proved abortive, as he refused to tell anyone anything, including his mother.

“This morning, the family members went to church again, and Ugochukwu decided to stay back. Nobody suspected anything. It was when the family members came back that they found his corpse.”

Another resident in the area, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the corpse had been taken to the mortuary by the police.
She said:
“Ugochukwu’s father’s whereabouts are unknown, but the boy has a younger brother and an elder sister.

“The corpse has been taken to the mortuary. Since he finished secondary school, he had not been able to secure admission. He took the UTME again this year.

“Everyone knows him as someone who did not talk too much. But no one knew exactly why he committed suicide. He was not working. He was usually at home. They were staying in a room and parlour. They are an average family.”

One of Ugochukwu’s neighbours, Oluja, said:
“I am shocked that Ugochukwu has passed on. I just returned from my church, only to learn that Ugochukwu was found hanging in his apartment.

“It was the policemen from FESTAC that took his body away. Everyone in the area is still in shock.

“I know that he had been worried about his admission to the university.

“He had tried several schools, but never made it. Also, he was having a financial problem. Maybe, it is the sum of these worries that made him commit suicide. He was a member of the Jehovah’s Witnesses.”

Punch

DAD: Son, you have to get married...I have seen
a girl for you.
SON: Not possible!!!
DAD: Think twice son, she is Bill Gates'
daughter!!
SON: Ok DAD, I am ready. (Dad goes to Bill
Gates)
DAD: My son wants to marry your daughter!
BILL GATES: Not possible!
DAD: Think twice, my son is the CEO of Swiss
Bank.
BILL GATES: I am ready.
(Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities)
DAD: Make my son the CEO of your Bank!
AUTHORITIES: Not possible.
DAD: Think twice, he is Bill Gates' Son-in-law.
AUTHORITIES: Your son's job is confirmed!
*This is called management skills* lol

Wonders indeed shall never end!!!

According To The Person who witnessed this ….

He Just got back from church only to hear my neighbour Ugochukwu, a young guy of about 23 has committed suicide by hanging.

So shocked to see him hanged to the fan with a blue rope on his neck.
The Festac police guys have come to untie the rope and take his body away.

The last I knew, he was frustrated about no university admission, no money, etc.
Thought this happens only in the movies.

So shocked!

this is the only television. Don't need a password to lock it but the security is tight

Who born love

An hotelier, Mr. Clifford Osawaru, got the shock of his life when he got calls from family and friends asking if he was actually dead.

The calls came after posters announcing his death were pasted on some streets in Okunmwun community, Ovia North East local government area of Edo State.

Osawaru, 66, who was visibly shocked, said he was surprise that people could announce his death and burial arrangement while he was still hale and hearty.

The hotelier explained that he had been at loggerheads with some members of the community over illegal sale of land.

The father of 13 said his battle with the people started after he went to court to restrain them from engaging in unlawful sale of land without the consent of elders‎.

He urged the police to unmask the culprits behind the act.

He said, “I was made the patron of the community by the Odionwerie and the elders. But some youths abandoned their jobs and focused their minds on selling land with fake paper in our community without the consent of the elders and myself.

“So, the Odionwerie and I went to court and restrained them from selling land. Then they said that I was the one behind it (preventing them from selling land).

“That was why they printed this paper (obituary). Yesterday (Thursday) my relation told me about it and sent me a copy. So, I went to the Area Command to report to the police.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, Stephen Onwochei, who confirmed the incident, described it as a “case of threat to life” and said investigation would commence on the matter.
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Nollywood Actor Bruno Iwuoha

You can recall last two weeks Mr. Bruno Iwuoha was calling for medical help. After that the CEO Morgan Entertainment, Emeka Morgan Nwanne Oguejiofor Jr invited him to USA took him to one of the best hospital and paid all the bills including hospital bill feeding and medication bill when Mr Iwuoha arrived United States he was on wheel chair but right now he came back  very healthy . The Ceo Morgan Entertainment called the AGN president Emeka Ike to meet with him in his New Jesey office for more discussion of how to provide health insurance for all our artists. Emeka Morgan said our artists life matter a lot they are the face of Nigeria and our ambassadors.

According to the doctors, Bruno will not be able to work or do certain things for 6-12 months, to give room for proper healing. In this regard, I ask well meaning Nigerians to assist Bruno financially in any areas most possible for them. Please what ever you will give should be made directly to Bruno Iwuoha’s account, please do call him on this line or also you can reach him on his Nigerian number that should be available in two days time 08033182857 or 08079978484 thanks

Photos Of Nollywood Veteran Actor Bruno Iwuoha In A USA Hospital


Nollywood Actor Bruno Iwuoha

You can recall last two weeks Mr. Bruno Iwuoha was calling for medical help. After that the CEO Morgan Entertainment, Emeka Morgan Nwanne Oguejiofor Jr invited him to USA took him to one of the best hospital and paid all the bills including hospital bill feeding and medication bill when Mr Iwuoha arrived United States he was on wheel chair but right now he came back very healthy .The Ceo Morgan Entertainment called the AGN president Emeka Ike to meet with him in his New Jesey office for more discussion of how to provide health insurance for all our artists. Emeka Morgan said our artists life matter a lot they are the face of Nigeria and our ambassadors.

According to the doctors, Bruno will not be able to work or do certain things for 6-12 months, to give room for proper healing. In this regard, I ask well meaning Nigerians to assist Bruno financially in any areas most possible for them. Please what ever you will give should be made directly to Bruno Iwuoha’s account, please do call him on this line or also you can reach him on his Nigerian number that should be available in two days time thanks.

Skiibii is not dead

RIP

Wonders as they say would never cease to end…
What would prompt Dr afoke to fight in public over a girl,when he is married with kids..
This story appear on my Facebook this morning.. it happened in Sapele Delta state..at Richard continental hotel ireto road
Late Dr Afoke is the owner of salvation clinic at Ogaga road sapele
Comments from people even showed he was a notorious womanizer..
He Saw his girlfriend with another man in a hotel and got into a fight with him,which led to his death…

I had to screen shot for you guys to see…..view screen shots below…

A good lover can complete you and make you feel alive.

And just like that, a good group of friends too can motivate you and cheer you up. But on the other hand, a few bad friends can drag you into the pits or ruin your life too. Choose your friends carefully and always make sure that the friends closest to you are the ones that can make life better for you, and not worse.

Here is a list of ten types of friends that you really need to avoid. These toxic friends may seem like fun at times or even feel like thrilling risk takers, but when the crap hits the fan, it’ll be you under it.

#1 The Cheater

Many friendships have been crumpled and crushed because a best friend hit on a friend’s romantic partner. To avoid making best friends with this type, avoid the sneaky flirts, the sweet talkers and generally, people who try flattering you and talking like you mean the world to them. You’d be better off with someone who’s more true and down to earth with their claims.

#2 The Competitor

Any kind of competition is healthy in every relationship but when claws start to come out and things get extremely competitive between friends, things can get very ugly.

#3 The Leech

A friend who constantly borrows your stuff or money or depends too much on you is one that definitely needs to be avoided. No one wants a one sided relationship. If all your friend does, is take from you, without giving anything back in the friendship, there’s no point in being friends anymore. If they’re looking for one, tell them to take a one way trip out of your life.

#4 The Copycat

Imitation is considered the sincerest form of flattery, but a friend who looks or behaves like your photocopy machine can be very scary.

#5 The Shrink

All of us confide in our friends and ask for advice, but when your best friend starts acting like a paid shrink who always picks flaws in your life or relationships, it can get very annoying and depressing.

#6 The Selfish Friend

This type of friend can go any length for their benefit, but behave passively when you ask for help.

#7 The Wild Child

Dangerous and unstable is how you define this type. You usually get in trouble or always end up having to save your friend from trouble.

#8 The Whiner

This type of friend is never satisfied with anything they have, and they spend all their time whining and grumbling about how the world is so darn unfair to them. Stay away!

#9 The Mood Killer

This friend intentionally or unintentionally kills the mood as soon as they enter into a conversation with you. They always seem to find a flaw in anything you do or have, be it your clothes or your love life. They are like the lone dark cloud hovering over you on a sunny day. Nothing positive ever comes out of their mouth. They are never short of sarcastic comments or depressing thoughts.

#10 The Player

This friend is partially bonkers because their mood swings from being nice to totally snappy in seconds without any provocation. And this friend may just use you like a punching bag to express their feelings, be it frustration or happiness. Who needs to be around someone whose mood swings like a pendulum?

A LagBus lost control at Igbo-Efon Roundabout, Lekki-Epe Expressway this afternoon.
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Below is a list of ho much state govt pay corpers!

1. Akwa Ibom State pays N10,000
2. Lagos state pays N15,000 and some times
N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those
in LGA.
3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those
in state hospital.
4.Enugu Statepays N10,000
5.Oyo state pays N3,800
6.Osun State pays N5,000
7.Kano State pays N4,000
8.Borno State pays N1,000
9.Niger State pays N6,000
10.Yobe State pays N2,500
11. Bayelsa pays N3,000
12. Ekiti state pays N5,000
13. Ogun State pays N5,000
14. Delta States pays N5,000
15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250
16.Cross River State pay N3,090
17.Zamfara State N3,000
18.Abia State pays N5,000
19.Imo State pays N2,000
20.Taraba state pays N2,400

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