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Romance / Re: My Experience With A River// Stream. by OnyeMmeri: 6:59pm On Sep 11, 2022
Realestatevixen:


OnyeMmeri. I greet you sir. I am still awaiting your call on the properties sir

Hello dear, good evening. It's been a while. How's everything at your end? Hope you're doing fine.

I just bought a piece of land about a month ago in Enugu. Was quite a tedious process.

Before the end of the year I'm looking at investing in real estate in Abj, and I'll surely get in touch with you. You're based in Abuja, right?
Celebrities / Re: Safiya Yusuf: I Was Stoned, Battled Depression When My Nude Video Was Leaked by OnyeMmeri: 6:36am On Aug 31, 2022
Family / Re: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by OnyeMmeri: 4:17pm On Aug 29, 2022
Romance / Re: My Experience With A River// Stream. by OnyeMmeri: 5:45pm On Jun 12, 2022
Dreadlock69:


Imo state , oguta junction
Yeah ,normals there lots of fishes there with kinda golden colouring

Be like say you want faint,I pity you one of my uncle from my dad's side ate the fish and slump on the road , facts bro

You mean Oguta lake, a.k.a Ogbuide, or some other river?
Romance / Re: My Experience With A River// Stream. by OnyeMmeri: 10:03am On Jun 12, 2022
Apparently a marine spirit from the stream followed you home. It has been tormenting you since then. You need the services of an exorcist.

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Romance / Re: The Zodiac Signs by OnyeMmeri: 4:14pm On Jun 02, 2022
Realestatevixen:


Alright boss. Its sis actually not bro... grin

080 6029 1729 is the number. We have an array of properties lined up as we speak. I hope to hear from you soon.

Have a splendid day

Wow, pardon me sis, I thought you're a guy. grin

I've saved your number already and will get in touch.
Romance / Re: The Zodiac Signs by OnyeMmeri: 9:16am On Jun 02, 2022
Realestatevixen:


Boss!!! I am awaiting your call to come buy land and other properties I sell.

It's been a while sir. Hope you've been good

Yes o, I'm good bro. Hope everything is cool at your end.

Definitely, I'll get in touch with you in no distant time. Have a beautiful day ahead.
Romance / Re: The Zodiac Signs by OnyeMmeri: 10:49am On Jun 01, 2022
LordIsaac:

Since you still insist on ignorance, let me help you. The Aries there is for the birth month, while the ox is the birth year. We all know that Aries symbolizes Ram. I wouldn't have typed "Ram, Ram" would I?

Okay. No vex.

I get your point now. You got me confused at first. I thought you meant that the ox was the symbol for Aries.
Romance / Re: The Zodiac Signs by OnyeMmeri: 8:36am On Jun 01, 2022
LordIsaac:

grin grin Ask questions about things you are confused about. I just joined Western and Chinese Astrological signs (which is far more accurate, by the way). It is Aries Ox.

Oga, it's Ram.
Romance / Re: The Zodiac Signs by OnyeMmeri: 8:11am On Jun 01, 2022
LordIsaac:
Of course. I'm Aries Ox.

It's Ram and not Ox.
Family / Re: Baby Adoption by OnyeMmeri: 4:43pm On May 29, 2022
Billyddude:
If you need and want to adopt a baby from motherless homes....indicate..process is easier..

Sent you a pm.
Sports / Re: Rangnick Confirms He Will Leave United by OnyeMmeri: 4:41pm On May 29, 2022
iTommysco:
Make he leave naow abi he want go help Arsenal enter Champions League?

Man u sef still better pass Arsenal

Buh Chelsea be their Oga

Salute To The blues

How is Man u better than Arsenal? What were their positions on the table at the recently concluded premier league season?
Sports / Re: How I Made One Million In Ten Days With An Initial Capital Of One Thousand Naira by OnyeMmeri: 2:57am On Mar 29, 2022
Op, you still went back to gambling after you promised not to go there again. Really unfortunate. f

And I really doubt this your cooked up story of making 1 milla in ten days from betting. I think you figured you could make money from people here by offering fake betting tips for a fee.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Daughters, Sasha & Malia Enjoy An Afternoon Stroll by OnyeMmeri: 1:10pm On Mar 20, 2022
thrillionaire:
Malia is the slimmer & taller of the two. Which of em do you think is finer and why?

Oga, both of them are equally tall. The best way to describe them is that Malia is the fair-skinned one.
Politics / Re: A Trip To Idumuje-Ugboko: Victims Of 2017 Violence Cry Out For Justice by OnyeMmeri: 1:14pm On Mar 13, 2022
ifeoma26111:
Am sorry to type this please am seeking for help for God sake, i am going through a lot of foods starvation please in fact to extent of having nothing to eat with my little baby and the second hands clothes am hawking is not moving forward nowadays, please if it's for us to eat or help me with any job try to help us and by grace of God all what you have and you are seeing in your life that is always making you to feel proud and happy shall never turn to what will be the causes of sadness & sorrows to your lifetime amen

Plz this my acct, GT,b ank, 06, 81, 91, 11, 37 Ifeoma Emeka


Go and ask the father of your baby for money.

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Crime / Re: Male Vs Female Prisoners: Pictures Spark Reactions On Social Media by OnyeMmeri: 8:37am On Mar 13, 2022
NairalandL0RD:
person don already create thread posting her pics and inquiring about her crime.
He said he's ready to pay and settle the warders any amount just to get her released

Wow, really? Could you please point me to the thread? Let me see if I can get any info bout her. I'm ready to fight for her release too.
Travel / Re: To All Japa Gang. It's Not Easy Anywhere (pics) by OnyeMmeri: 7:47pm On Mar 12, 2022
Olawrites:
There's high cost of living everywhere, like recently in the US, the cost of gas moved from $2 to $5 per liter.

Just know this fact before thinking of travelling.

Don't be caught unaware.

We've had enough stranded Nigerians in the diaspora already. Don't add to it.

Have enough money SAVED before you think of travelling.

Move this to front page please

Point of correction, it's $5 per gallon not per litre. Misleading info.

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Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of Atiku And VP Osinbajo by OnyeMmeri: 7:18pm On Mar 12, 2022
MCKitchen:
ATIKU: I was once in your place but your master don't want to hand over before his tenure expires, you know I won that ticket. Do you think we both can come up with PDP because APC won't give you ticket. With the hand They all rally for Jagaban.
Osibanjo: Looks through the vision and Grin Grin Grin.

Wtf is this drivel?
Crime / Re: Male Vs Female Prisoners: Pictures Spark Reactions On Social Media by OnyeMmeri: 7:15pm On Mar 12, 2022
This Lady is just my spec.

Crime / Re: Dead Body Of Missing Lady, Shakirat, Found Behind Her Mother's Shop In Osun by OnyeMmeri: 5:44pm On Mar 11, 2022
SeriouslySense:
So many horrible people, calling Yoruba this Yoruba that, just to spoil their image. What about the poor lady who is the victim and the actual perpetrators. We do not even know the actual culprits and where they come from.

Yoruba civilization is quite advanced, pls let me know your culture, so we can compare.

Advanced indeed! undecided With all the incessant decapitations, organ harvesting and obnoxious fetish practices going on at an alarming rate over there? Please tell me another lie.

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Business / Re: This One No Be Money: Fuel Reseller Rejects 100 Dollar Bill Given To Him (Video) by OnyeMmeri: 5:21pm On Mar 11, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


The buyer is more foolish here.

How can you used a foreign currency in a feeling station, it's not everyone that can changed dollars to naira. He made the fuel attendant more confused.

No be only feeling station, fingering station too.

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Career / Re: See Someone's Salary In Kogi State - Photos by OnyeMmeri: 5:15pm On Mar 11, 2022
Tokskob2008:
When there's no accountability why won't the government pay whatever they wish to the workers?

Funny enough when same governor gives them one derica of rice, #100 groundnut oil and some cubes of maggi they will still come out in mass and vote for him. Nigeria problems has no remedy and won't till the masses get sense.

How I wish Russia is facing us with those missiles and whatnots right now maybe after the bombardment things will be better who knows.

You were really making sense until you wished for Russian missiles. Well, maybe it'll be nice if Russia is facing you, your family and your entire clan with their missiles.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 3million Opioid Caps At Lagos Terminal; 8,613kg Loud by OnyeMmeri: 2:02pm On Mar 11, 2022
Buba Marwa for president.

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Romance / Re: Help My Gf Was Almost Naked In A Video She Posted Online(pics) by OnyeMmeri: 11:10am On Mar 11, 2022
Nice try Op.


We all know the real purpose of this thread is to advertise some wack music. That lady up there is not your gf cos you don't have a gf, and you're still a virgin.

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Romance / Re: I've Missed Dating Life by OnyeMmeri: 8:58am On Mar 11, 2022
KinglouisXIII:

Ahhh,come on. It’s okay man,I’m not being mean. I understand you tryna caution me. And I like that. But,since my last one. I have the hard heart for the retribution i so rightly deserve. So, It takes a very high chances and odds for a woman to win me over and the roads to extortion are closed. Hahahaha

Good. I love the fact that you've learnt from experience as I did. I'm an extremely cautious man now when it come to issues of women. I detest being taken for a ride.

Love with your head first and your full heart later on when you're very much certain of the person you're dealing with. wink
Romance / Re: I've Missed Dating Life by OnyeMmeri: 8:37am On Mar 11, 2022
KinglouisXIII:

Well,that is where you are wrong. I don’t aspire to fall in love with just politely asking to be a friend. Come on,don’t complicate things right now. Naaaaa.

lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I've Missed Dating Life by OnyeMmeri: 8:27am On Mar 11, 2022
KinglouisXIII:

Mind if you turn out to be my friend?

grin grin

I see why women extort you easily. You're a softie and you seem to fall in love too easily.

George of the jungle watch out for that tree!!! grin grin
Romance / Re: I've Missed Dating Life by OnyeMmeri: 8:08am On Mar 11, 2022
Putindbutt:

Hacks to find out details about you?. What are you even talking about?..
Is hacking not about secretly divulging someone's private details or info. Why are you running around in circles.
See my guy, dating no be stress. if you can't trust someone online, then date your next door neighbor.

Oga, you don't know the meaning of hack? Nawa o!

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Politics / Re: 2023: DSS Issues Strong Warning To PDP Chairman, Iyorchia Ayu by OnyeMmeri: 11:59am On Mar 01, 2022
jeff1993:
.... Thanks ... Can u help?? .... If u can't please give way for those who can

I'm not in their way o. I just had to correct your erroneous English. Cos it was an eyesore.

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