₦airaland Forum

INTROVERT:
This is a very funny story....

hahaha.I tell u

Not cool.

Nonsense! Wats de meaning of this? Its too much.fashion na wa

Abeg.waste them

obongtunji:
The bag contained 500,000k but police recovered 250,000k, so what happened to the remaining 250,000k ? Just being curious though.

hahahahah.u still dey ask? Police is ur friend.there is love in sharing.

DocAdray:
I think EroticAngelina and Funlord would make a good couple (in real life).
Sometimes, we don't have to take all these internet ish too seriously.
Thank you both for making my evening.
PEACE!!!

no be small entertainment o

funlord:
Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"

Nno one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"

All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity

I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."

Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

haba! Funlord! Its ok. This. World is a very small place n help can come frm anywhere.I also had a quarrel wit a guy on nairaland.dat was de first n last.some of us uploaded our pix here.so dats de more reason we shld nt fight.pls be a man n ignore her.

Raalsalghul:
Hmmmm. Another e-fight is gearing up. Anyway, Wicked!

hahahaha.na u wicked o.u sef

She is okay.

Okplika

otunsman:
A lady whom you are compatible with is a wife material.

very correct

Mrcdorv:
Guys any which way just pray that you get a better at the time your heart desire...

nice one

youngwarlocks:
No dey decieve urself, water proof maryK dey on board now.....that is why u need the holy spirit, he will reveal all things....

hahahaha

HungerBAD:
Actress? Nollywood? Childbirth? No wonder the man is not smiling in the picture, as most new dad's will.

In Nollywood the baby could be any body's own.

chai!

jemimaa01:
you cant be too sure his fiancee wld stand by him..every normal thinking lady wouldn't anyway...yes,she has been played,and exactly because she doesn't have anything to lose,she shld tell the other lady!

.I dnt think its necessary anymore.its not as if he proposed to her n dumped her.not every relationship ends in marriage.do u knw hw long the other lady has fasted n prayed for the introduction? Babes re nt smiling n I dnt think she wil leave her man.though its painful bt let her just move on.some Men re WICKED. It is well

The lady is a FLIRT.as simple as that.why did she ve to lie dat her frnd is de one in need of d DJ? Hmmm! Tell ur frnd to shine his Eyes. Only God knows if de marriage will ever have peace. Women be careful. I will never support this.

FriedPlantain:
So this is where all these Uniport nairaland girls dey _shit yet dem come here dey form missclassy for us. See how the shit wey dey on top that toilet black die like goat sh1t! Chai

.no girls hostel in choba park.

missdebs:
m sure thats male toilet

gbam! Its de male toilet

I love grey hair. Nice one RMD

America tins on my mind.

Beremx:
The Idomas are yet to benefit anything from David Mark's senatorial representation,not even the governorship seat in Benue state.

David Mark is not worth being a senator! Not at all!!

.babe u knw a lot abt DMark,re u an idoma?

aguiyi:
you dont know what you are saying, it has a funny taste but the act is somehow crazy and fun filled.

. Hahaha.re u serious? Enjoy

efreaky:
I don't think Prof Oke knows what he is talking about, I love breast and nothing will stop me from sucking my woman's breast.

.breast milk is nt ice Cream o.bros suck am make u come give us feed back.

aguiyi:
bullshit

i was sucking those boobs before the baby was born, why would he/she then feel i can be chanced just like that .

i and my daughter are sharing her mothers boobs and none of us is complaining, she is still less than 3 months, maybe when she grows older i will live it for her alone but that will not be because some funny fellows said so

hahahaha.u can't be serious.I. Dnt think u would ever want to taste it. Biko leave de ice cream for tartar to enjoy

Icon4s:
That one get hunched chest?

honestly. I thought I was de only one dat saw it

I pray they go to Ewon. Jaguda see dem faces.

Mbkite:
Communication.

. U re Very very CORRECT.

Worwor.dem no even fine n de boobs sef no BIG.walahi! Naija babes ROCK.

kevinkod:
I nearly kept vigil for d poor creatures two nights ago only for them to appear after 2 a.m. when I have gone to sleep. I woke up yesterday to see their feather scattered all round my "dormot". I tell u those little creatures sweet die. Still patiently waiting for them to appear again, I swear they won't escape.

. Ur head dey there. U knw better thing

It is called Ako in my place. Very very Delicious.just add little pepper n salt to it n u re gud to go.